Post by babclayman on Apr 1, 2012 2:18:49 GMT -5
HEY PUPS!
APRIL FOOLS TO ALL! ;3
For this day, I have written a short story which can show how risky Youtube’s Pranks can be!
I will note, This Story is COMPLETELY NON-CANON, so does not happen in the “101 Dalmatians” Sparky Verse Timeline.
Still, Non-Canon or not, I hope you all enjoy this fic! ;3
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The first of April dawned upon the Californian city of San Francisco. The day was set up to be a time of pranking and jokes, and a site most people referred to as ‘Youtube’ was one of the prime suspects that were expected to pull off the big one. Every year, it seemed they were always onto some sort of shenanigan which would no doubt become a world renowned meme…First was linking every single video to a cheesy 80’s love song, whilst another year following that, they flipped the videos played upside down. True, there was the tiny minority who would be angry they could not watch their videos; most of the viewer’s took this in amusement, so were perched at their desks as soon as they turned on their media devices, eager to see what tricks Youtube had up their sleeve.
However, just south of San Francisco was another city known as; San Bruno, or more importantly Youtube HQ. Human citizens walked the streets, passing the building as if it was always there, or entering within it, since it was their job. But just across the street from the contemporary complex, stood two canines, their eyes fixed at the construction as if it was some sort of prey.
“You sure this is the right place, Sigma?” The Collie who wore an orange collar asked to the Black Labrador beside him, his words were in his own language though and unheard by human ears.
“Course, I’m sure!” Sigma responded to his leader; Epsilon “I have asked many, many…former Humans on this and almost every single one has pointed to this place.”
“The place which broadcasts all known videos in the world…” Epsilon nodded, somewhat impressed by this Earth Human achievement “I believe by the time we rose up back on Skayninia, the humans were still trying to get a small screen to work…”
“Well, this is what you get when you don’t charge in full a frontal; you give the enemy time to prepare…” Sigma noted, often being a fighter when it came to conflicts, Epsilon however was more of a thinker.
“Now then, you got to give them credit.” Epsilon said “With this achievement, it’ll make our plans practically fool proof…unless…” he paused for a moment in thought and asked “Has Zeta, Nu & Iota reported back yet?”
“Yes, they have.” Sigma nodded “And I am pleased to say; No Dalmatian has been spotted anywhere near this area.”
“Good…” Epsilon began to run across the road and up the complex steps “I don’t want to take any more chances at my moment of glory.”
The two took their opportunity, when an idle human opened the door on his way out, with a quick step, the canines made their way into the lobby.
“We now have to find where the head of all this is…” Epsilon told Sigma and eyed the security desk “I am going to need a distraction, can you lure the guard out?”
Sigma looked between Epsilon and the security, before he gave a sly smirk “Consider it done!”
He rushed towards the desk and began barking out to the guard “OI! Human! Come get me!” (again words unheard on human ears).
The security guard, whom was a little plump, wearing a blue shirt, black trousers and tie, stood up from his desk, puzzled at first, but then looked down to see a small Labrador puppy barking at him “Now, what you doing here?” he asked as he stepped away from the desk and attempted to pick Sigma up, the alien dog however made a runner, just before he could be grabbed and darted off down the corridor, the security guard, following in pursuit.
Epsilon saw his chance and ran out from behind a plant pot, which had been his cover during Sigma’s distraction. He ran behind the desk and hopped up onto the chair, his eyes scanned the computer screen, which had the desktop image Epsilon would rather like to forget after seeing, he placed his paw on the mouse and opened up the file titled; ‘YTHQ Floor Layout’. His pupils darted back and forth as he clicked on and on, checking each floor. Eventually, he found it ‘Administrator’ office.
He hopped back down from the chair and barked “I got it, Sigma!”
Sigma came strolling back out of the corridor he came from, after a while and responded “Took you long enough, the guard had got several other humans to help him try and snatch me.”
“How did you shake them?” Epsilon asked…his question was quickly answered at the sight of a bulldog, beagle & basset running out of the same corridor in shock and panic. Epsilon found it best to just continue on with the mission.
Soon, after sneaking through the complex with the methods of using stairwells, stealth…and Sigma turning anyone who spotted them into dogs, they eventually reached the admin room, in which Epsilon found on the Lay Out.
They scratched at the door and as soon as a male human, possibly in his late thirties, with medium mousy hair, opened the door, the two charged in between his eyes and before any of the other two heads had him to react; the Canines had blinked their eyes onto green and glared all around the room. Within seconds, the count of three humans, a Collie and a Labrador had been altered to a Collie, a Labrador, A Schnauzer, A Chinese Crested and Alsatian.
Epsilon gave a smirk to this and switched up onto his red eyes “I am Epsilon, Your master…” he announced “From this moment on, you will do all that I order and follow them out.”
“Contact has been made…” said the three assimilated dogs.
“Good…” Epsilon smirked; this plan was going better than he planned “Sigma! Get me a camera! You three…How do you have it so every link goes to one video?”
And so, on that day, when everyone logged up onto Youtube and just clicked any link, to see what todays joke was and the image they saw was of a Collie and a Labrador. However, before given a chance to click off the video, the Labradors eyes began to glow green with the Collies eyes glowing red. It didn’t take long for anyone watching to sink down and have their bodies click and groan, straining under the transformation, which was first thought impossible, before soon, they were Dogs.
“I am Epsilon, Master of Earth.” The Collie said, red eye still on “You shall spread this message out to every single human and canine on the planet. In every home, in every city, in every country, no matter what, see to it that there is no single human who doesn’t see this video, for from now on…there is only the Epsilonian Empire…”
And to his word, that’s what happened. The video was broadcasted nonstop on every television channel, passengers from planes were greeting at the terminal with a red and green eye stare, even those in tribes, untouched by modern world, were soon found out and shown the footage.
Every Human, known on Earth, was now Canine. All chanting the salute "All hail our master Epsilon"
Even the Dalmatians, which Epsilon battled were found and shown the video, and brought under his power.
As Epsilon watched as Humanity fell, from the screens of the entire Assimilated Complex, he let out a sly grin and with a chuckle said “April Fools, Planet Earth!”
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Epsilon & Sigma © RacefanX
Youtube Founders © Themselves
All Others Mentioned © Their Respected Owners
So, What you think of that April Fools Fic, Pups? ;3
APRIL FOOLS TO ALL! ;3
For this day, I have written a short story which can show how risky Youtube’s Pranks can be!
I will note, This Story is COMPLETELY NON-CANON, so does not happen in the “101 Dalmatians” Sparky Verse Timeline.
Still, Non-Canon or not, I hope you all enjoy this fic! ;3
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The first of April dawned upon the Californian city of San Francisco. The day was set up to be a time of pranking and jokes, and a site most people referred to as ‘Youtube’ was one of the prime suspects that were expected to pull off the big one. Every year, it seemed they were always onto some sort of shenanigan which would no doubt become a world renowned meme…First was linking every single video to a cheesy 80’s love song, whilst another year following that, they flipped the videos played upside down. True, there was the tiny minority who would be angry they could not watch their videos; most of the viewer’s took this in amusement, so were perched at their desks as soon as they turned on their media devices, eager to see what tricks Youtube had up their sleeve.
However, just south of San Francisco was another city known as; San Bruno, or more importantly Youtube HQ. Human citizens walked the streets, passing the building as if it was always there, or entering within it, since it was their job. But just across the street from the contemporary complex, stood two canines, their eyes fixed at the construction as if it was some sort of prey.
“You sure this is the right place, Sigma?” The Collie who wore an orange collar asked to the Black Labrador beside him, his words were in his own language though and unheard by human ears.
“Course, I’m sure!” Sigma responded to his leader; Epsilon “I have asked many, many…former Humans on this and almost every single one has pointed to this place.”
“The place which broadcasts all known videos in the world…” Epsilon nodded, somewhat impressed by this Earth Human achievement “I believe by the time we rose up back on Skayninia, the humans were still trying to get a small screen to work…”
“Well, this is what you get when you don’t charge in full a frontal; you give the enemy time to prepare…” Sigma noted, often being a fighter when it came to conflicts, Epsilon however was more of a thinker.
“Now then, you got to give them credit.” Epsilon said “With this achievement, it’ll make our plans practically fool proof…unless…” he paused for a moment in thought and asked “Has Zeta, Nu & Iota reported back yet?”
“Yes, they have.” Sigma nodded “And I am pleased to say; No Dalmatian has been spotted anywhere near this area.”
“Good…” Epsilon began to run across the road and up the complex steps “I don’t want to take any more chances at my moment of glory.”
The two took their opportunity, when an idle human opened the door on his way out, with a quick step, the canines made their way into the lobby.
“We now have to find where the head of all this is…” Epsilon told Sigma and eyed the security desk “I am going to need a distraction, can you lure the guard out?”
Sigma looked between Epsilon and the security, before he gave a sly smirk “Consider it done!”
He rushed towards the desk and began barking out to the guard “OI! Human! Come get me!” (again words unheard on human ears).
The security guard, whom was a little plump, wearing a blue shirt, black trousers and tie, stood up from his desk, puzzled at first, but then looked down to see a small Labrador puppy barking at him “Now, what you doing here?” he asked as he stepped away from the desk and attempted to pick Sigma up, the alien dog however made a runner, just before he could be grabbed and darted off down the corridor, the security guard, following in pursuit.
Epsilon saw his chance and ran out from behind a plant pot, which had been his cover during Sigma’s distraction. He ran behind the desk and hopped up onto the chair, his eyes scanned the computer screen, which had the desktop image Epsilon would rather like to forget after seeing, he placed his paw on the mouse and opened up the file titled; ‘YTHQ Floor Layout’. His pupils darted back and forth as he clicked on and on, checking each floor. Eventually, he found it ‘Administrator’ office.
He hopped back down from the chair and barked “I got it, Sigma!”
Sigma came strolling back out of the corridor he came from, after a while and responded “Took you long enough, the guard had got several other humans to help him try and snatch me.”
“How did you shake them?” Epsilon asked…his question was quickly answered at the sight of a bulldog, beagle & basset running out of the same corridor in shock and panic. Epsilon found it best to just continue on with the mission.
Soon, after sneaking through the complex with the methods of using stairwells, stealth…and Sigma turning anyone who spotted them into dogs, they eventually reached the admin room, in which Epsilon found on the Lay Out.
They scratched at the door and as soon as a male human, possibly in his late thirties, with medium mousy hair, opened the door, the two charged in between his eyes and before any of the other two heads had him to react; the Canines had blinked their eyes onto green and glared all around the room. Within seconds, the count of three humans, a Collie and a Labrador had been altered to a Collie, a Labrador, A Schnauzer, A Chinese Crested and Alsatian.
Epsilon gave a smirk to this and switched up onto his red eyes “I am Epsilon, Your master…” he announced “From this moment on, you will do all that I order and follow them out.”
“Contact has been made…” said the three assimilated dogs.
“Good…” Epsilon smirked; this plan was going better than he planned “Sigma! Get me a camera! You three…How do you have it so every link goes to one video?”
And so, on that day, when everyone logged up onto Youtube and just clicked any link, to see what todays joke was and the image they saw was of a Collie and a Labrador. However, before given a chance to click off the video, the Labradors eyes began to glow green with the Collies eyes glowing red. It didn’t take long for anyone watching to sink down and have their bodies click and groan, straining under the transformation, which was first thought impossible, before soon, they were Dogs.
“I am Epsilon, Master of Earth.” The Collie said, red eye still on “You shall spread this message out to every single human and canine on the planet. In every home, in every city, in every country, no matter what, see to it that there is no single human who doesn’t see this video, for from now on…there is only the Epsilonian Empire…”
And to his word, that’s what happened. The video was broadcasted nonstop on every television channel, passengers from planes were greeting at the terminal with a red and green eye stare, even those in tribes, untouched by modern world, were soon found out and shown the footage.
Every Human, known on Earth, was now Canine. All chanting the salute "All hail our master Epsilon"
Even the Dalmatians, which Epsilon battled were found and shown the video, and brought under his power.
As Epsilon watched as Humanity fell, from the screens of the entire Assimilated Complex, he let out a sly grin and with a chuckle said “April Fools, Planet Earth!”
-----------------------------------------------------
Epsilon & Sigma © RacefanX
Youtube Founders © Themselves
All Others Mentioned © Their Respected Owners
So, What you think of that April Fools Fic, Pups? ;3