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Post by Flowgli on Sept 2, 2015 23:12:23 GMT -5
This topic is something random that was inspired by one of the commercials talked about in the Nostalgia Critic's Revenge Of The Commercials video. That commercial is for a product called Kool-Aid Koolers, which the Critic makes fun of for the fact that it has 20% juice by saying names of other products, saying that they have 20% of what they are, and saying that they have 80% of other random stuff, like Pepsi with 20% soda and 80% rusty nails, and Quaker Oats with 20% oats and 80% Donald Rumsfeld. That's what we'll be doing in this topic. Here's the first one:
Oreo, now with 20% cookies and 80% hairbrush bristles!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 2, 2015 23:29:07 GMT -5
Life Savers, now with 20% candy and 80% shark innards!
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 3, 2015 10:27:33 GMT -5
Head & Shoulders, now with 20% shampoo, 30% watermelon, and 50% corn syrup!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 6, 2015 20:40:05 GMT -5
Doritos, now with 20% chips, 30% popcorn, and 50% carrots.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 7, 2015 13:28:46 GMT -5
Dial, now with 20% soap, 35% baking powder, and 45% cotton!
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Post by Paws on Sept 7, 2015 16:08:07 GMT -5
Heinz Ketchup, now with 20% tomatoes and 80% computer chips.
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Sept 7, 2015 19:38:07 GMT -5
Hershey's chocolate with almonds, 20% cocoa powder, 80% special 'chocolate'
(All joking aside that is my favorite Hershey bar)
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 7, 2015 23:10:12 GMT -5
Aquafina, now with 20% water and 80% talcum powder!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 8, 2015 11:17:23 GMT -5
Gobstoppers, now with 20% candy and 80% honey/lemon tea!
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 9, 2015 9:07:05 GMT -5
Budweiser, now with 20% beer and 80% playing cards!
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Post by Paws on Sept 9, 2015 15:18:49 GMT -5
Dog food, now with 20% kibble and 80% portobello mushrooms!
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 14, 2015 10:47:45 GMT -5
Mazola, now with 20% oil, 70% marbles, 5% whipped cream, and 5% wool!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 15, 2015 9:48:49 GMT -5
Tylenol, now with 20% medicine, and 80% microchips.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 20, 2015 8:55:39 GMT -5
Tide, now with 20% laundry detergent, 20% water, 20% gasoline, 20% cardboard, and 20% plastic!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 24, 2015 18:32:41 GMT -5
Stove Top, now with 20% stuffing and 80% fox tails!
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