Post by Belchic on Mar 24, 2008 16:21:50 GMT -5
Introduction: The main pups have just seen a commercial starring Thunderbolt talking about the new flavor of Kanine Krunchies. Samples of it are being given out at the Stiffle Mall. This is where the story picks up.
Spot: Uh...hello! Stiffle is miles away! In order to get there, we'll need transportation.
Lucky: Hmm...I know how we can get there!
*They walk outside.*
Cadpig: Cruella's car? Are you out of your mind?
Spot: Maybe we should come up with another solution.
*Lucky sees a taxi coming up in the distance.*
Lucky: Hey, wait. I've got a better idea.
*The taxi comes rolling up to the farm. The cab driver sees the pups stacked onto one another posing as a hitch-hiker. The cab driver stops for them and opens the doors. The pups get in.*
Cab Driver: *in a New York accent* Hey, howya doin'?
Pups: Good.
*Lucky and Spot sit in the seats closest to the driver while Rolly and Cadpig sit in the back.*
Cab Driver: Where you guys headin'?
Lucky: We're going to the Stiffle Mall.
Cab Driver: Okay.
*Suddenly, crazy lights go off in the cab, and game-show-like music plays. The pups are surprised.*
Spot: What the heck?
*The cab driver turns around to the pups and is revealed to be Ben Bailey.*
Ben: You guys are in the Cash Cab! It's a TV game show that takes place right here in my taxi!
Spot: Uh...you're joking, right?
Ben: No, I'm serious!
Lucky: This is cool!
Cadpig: I concur!
Ben: Here's how the game works. I'm going to drive you to your destination, and I'm going to ask you general knowledge questions along the way. The more questions you get right, the more money you'll earn. You have two shoutouts, a street shoutout, and a mobile shoutout, which you can use if you get stumped on a question. But, here's the catch. If you get three questions wrong, I'm going to kick you out right on the spot, and you will lose everything. So what do you say? Do you puppies want to play?
Lucky: Yeah, let's go for it!
Ben: Alright, let's take a ride in the Cash Cab!
*He starts driving off.*
Ben: So, what are your names?
Lucky: I'm Lucky.
Cadpig: Cadpig.
Rolly: Rolly.
Spot: And I'm Spot.
Ben: Welcome to the Cash Cab, guys. So what's going on up at the Stiffle Mall?
Lucky: We're going to try the new Kanine Krunchies flavor that just came out and get a chance to meet Thunderbolt.
Ben: Sounds like fun. Well, it's a 50 block drive. It's a nice long ride to rack up as much money as you can. These first questions are worth $25 a piece, and here's your first question:
In 1931, what famous actor unveiled the character we are all familiar with of Count Dracula?
Cadpig: Oh, what was that guy's name?
Lucky: Wait, I remember! *to Ben* That would be Bela Lugosi.
Ben: That is correct!
*The pups cheer.*
Ben: Alright, here's your next question:
What Andrew Lloyd Webber musical was made into a hit movie in late 2004?
Cadpig: My favorite musical! Phantom of the Opera!
Lucky: Okay. Phantom of the Opera!
Ben: That is correct! You pups are two for two! Here's your next question:
What is the name of the ancient spiritual practice of India that includes branches known as Hatha, Karma, and Raja?
Lucky: Cadpig, this sounds like something you'd know.
Cadpig: I most certainly do. It's yoga.
Lucky: *to Ben* Yoga.
Ben: Oh...That is correct!
*Lucky high-fives Cadpig.*
Ben: You guys are pretty smart for puppies! Here's your last $25 question:
The 1989 Disney movie, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", opens with a cartoon short starring what wacky character?
Rolly: I haven't seen that movie in a while.
Spot: Beats me.
Cadpig: Me too.
Lucky: I remember! It's Roger Rabbit!
Ben: Pblblblblease! You got it!
*The pups cheer.*
Ben: Good job, you guys! So far, you got all your questions correct, no strikes, still have both your shout outs, you're in really good shape! That's it for the $25 questions. These next questions are worth $50 a pop, and they're a little bit harder.
Cadpig: Ooh...
Ben: Here comes your next question:
Jackie Chan used to work as a stunt double for him, but what Chinese action movie star died from cerebral edema at the age of 32 in 1973?
Lucky: Was it Bruce Lee?
Cadpig: Yeah, I think it was.
Spot: That'd be my guess.
Lucky: Okay, then. *to Ben* Bruce Lee.
Ben: Wuh-tah! That is right! You're up to $150. Here comes your next question:
In the "Back to the Future" movies, Marty McFly was played by Michael J. Fox, but the role of Doc Brown was played by what actor?
Rolly: I'm not one for this.
Spot: That's a movie that none of us have seen.
Lucky: Wait a sec! Was "Back to the Future" an 80's movie?
Cadpig: Yeah, I think it was.
Lucky: I'll bet Roxy would know! Ben, we're gonna use our mobile shoutout.
Ben: Alright, a mobile shoutout it is. *hands lucky a mobile phone* Hope you chose wisely.
Lucky: *on the phone* Hello, Roxy? We're on the Cash Cab. *pause* I'll explain later, but we need help on a question, and I think you may know the answer. Who played Doc Brown in the "Back to the Future" movies? *pause* Okay, thank you, Roxy. *hangs up and hands back the phone to Ben*
Ben: Okay, I'm gonna need your answer.
Lucky: Christopher Lloyd.
Ben: That's the guy! You're up to $200, now. Here's your next question:
What fast food chain once had the slogan, "Aren't you hungry?"
Lucky: Hmm...Rolly, do you know this one?
Rolly: Um...I think it was McDonald's.
Lucky: Want us to go with that?
Rolly: Yeah, sure.
Lucky: Okay. *to Ben* We're gonna say McDonald's.
Ben: Oh no! Strike one!
Pups: *moan*
Ben: It was Burger King!
Rolly: Burger King! I should have known!
Ben: Be careful, guys. Don't miss two more questions, or I gotta kick you out. This is gonna be your last $50 question:
Dig'em Frog is known as the mascot of what Kellog's cereal?
Rolly: Another food question! This one, I know!
Cadpig: What is it, Rolly?
Rolly: It's Smacks!
Lucky: Okay, we're gonna say Smacks.
Ben: We'll accept that answer. That is correct! We also would have accepted Honey Smacks or it's original name, Sugar Smacks. You guys are now up to $250. The rest of these questions are worth $100 a piece...and they're harder still:
Up until 1903, what famous carbonated soft drink once contained nine miligrams of cocaine?
Lucky: *after a pause* Uh...Coca-Cola? Is that what it was?
Ben: That would be it!
Cadpig: Good thinking, Lucky!
Ben: Here's your next question, guys:
Which of the U.S. armed forces primarily conducts aerial warfare?
Spot: Oh, that's an easy giveaway!
Lucky: The air force!
Ben: That's right! Man, you pups are on a roll! Here's your next question:
According to Chinese astrology, the year, 1989, was the year of what dragon?
Lucky: Sounds like another Cadpig question.
Cadpig: I seem to remember it being the year of the Earth Dragon.
Lucky: How sure are you?
Cadpig: Pretty sure.
Lucky: Okay, we're gonna say Earth Dragon.
Ben: And I'm gonna say...you're right! You're up to $550, and guess what? We're stuck at a red light, and that triggers a RED LIGHT CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's how it works. I'm going to ask you a multiple-answer question. You gotta get all parts of the question correct, and then you'll earn a $250 bonus. There's no penalty for wrong answers; just shout out as many answers as you can. You don't get any strikes or lose any money if you fail, you just don't get the $250. You got 30 seconds to answer from the time I finnished asking. Are you ready?
Pups: Yeah!
Ben: Since the early 1980's, there have been five major video game companies. Name four of these companies. Go!
Lucky: Nintendo, Sega...um, uh...Atari...uh...Come on, guys! Help me out! What else is there?
Cadpig: Microsoft...
Ben: You got it!
*Pups cheer.*
Ben: The only one you didn't get was Sony, but you didn't need it because you got the money, and now, you're up to $800. Now, it's time to get back to the game:
In English, French and Porteguese countries, what dreaded day is considered a day of bad luck?
Lucky: There was a movie titled after this! Friday the 13th!
Ben: That is correct! This must not be Friday the 13th, because it seems to be your lucky day, Lucky! Here's your next question:
When people dream while they're sleeping, this is typically known as R.E.M. sleep. What does R.E.M. stand for?
Cadpig: Rapid Eye Movement.
Lucky: Rapid Eye Movement.
Ben: That is correct! You guys are up to $1000. What a game this is! Here's your next question:
The new popular device known as the iPod was invented by what company?
Lucky: Um...Man, what was it?
Spot: I think it was Microsoft, wasn't it?
Lucky: I don't know. Do you think it was?
Rolly: I don't know.
Cadpig: My mind is totally blank.
Ben: Five seconds.
Lucky: We're gonna say Microsoft.
Ben: Ooh! Strike two! It was Apple! Be careful, guys! One more of those, and I gotta kick you out! Don't forget about your street shoutout. Here's your next question:
Rocky Balboa got his big break when being challenged by what Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion?
Cadpig: I think we'll have to do our shoutout for this.
Ben: Alright. A street shoutout it is. *pulls over* Choose wisely, young pups.
*Lucky looks out and sees a boxer walk by.*
Lucky: This guy looks like he'd know. *calls out to the boxer* Hey! Excuse me! Could you come here, please? I need to ask you a question.
*The boxer comes up.*
Lucky: I think you may know the answer to this. Rocky Balboa got his big break when being challenged by what Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion?
Boxer: I'm not quite 100% sure, but I think it was Apollo Creed.
Lucky: Okay, thank you. *comes back in* Ben, I'm going to say Apollo Creed.
Ben: That is correct!
Lucky: YES! *to the boxer* Thanks a lot! You were really helpful!
Ben: *continues driving* Okay, pups, we're coming up on your destination, so this is going to be your last question:
According to the Bible, Moses freed the people of Egypt by parting what sea?
Lucky: I think I know what sea it was. Was it the Red Sea?
Spot: Yeah, it was.
Rolly: I'm sure it was.
Cadpig: It definately was.
Lucky: Okay. The Red Sea.
Ben: *long pause* That is correct! We're here at your destination, and you just won $1200 in the Cash Cab!
*The pups go wild.*
Ben: Okay, here's the deal. I've got the $1200 right here. I can give it to you now, and you can go into the Stiffle Mall and buy all the Kanine Krunchies you want...OR...you can stick around, risk it all, and go for double or nothing on a video bonus question. Here's how the video bonus works: I'm going to play for you a video clip, I'm going to ask you a single question about that video. If you get it right, you walk out of here with $2400, but if you miss it, you lose it all at the last second and leave with nothing but a free cab ride. So what do you say? You want to go for it?
Lucky: Yeah!
Rolly/Cadpig/Spot: NO!
Cadpig: Lucky, are you insane?
Spot: You're risking $1200, and that's a lot of money!
Rolly: I don't want to end up with a cab ride all the way to Stiffle just for nothing!
Lucky: Come on, guys! When's the next time we're going to get a ride in the Cash Cab? Besides, I'm the TV expert here.
Cadpig: Oh, that's right.
Rolly: Eh, why not? Let's go for it.
Lucky: Okay, Ben. We're going for double or nothing!
Ben: Alright. Let's go to the Video Bonus! Pay attention to the monitor, you guys, here's your video bonus question:
It is said by many as the most dangerous shark on the planet. It is also unique as it's the only shark capable of sticking its head out of the water. What is the name of this type of shark?
Lucky: Oh, I've seen "Jaws" lots of times, so this should be a piece of cake.
Cadpig: Go for it, Lucky!
Lucky: It's gotta be...the Great White Shark!
Ben: ...............................................................................................
Lucky: Oh no, did I just...?
Ben: YOU JUST WON $2400 IN THE CASH CAB!
*Pups go absolutely berzerk.*
Ben: *hands them the money and shakes their hands* Congratulations you guys! Thanks for playing! Have fun!
*The pups walk out of the Cash Cab.*
Lucky: Man! That was fun!
Cadpig: I'm so glad you talked us into that, Lucky!
*The Cash Cab rolls off.*
Lucky: Come on, guys! Let's go to get some Krunchies!
*The pups come running up to the mall but get stopped by two guard dogs.*
Guard Dog: Whoa! Hold up there, little guy! We can't let dogs in here without an owner.
Lucky: Aww, man!
*The pups walk off disappointed.*
Rolly: Oh, I can't believe this! We went through that long cab ride for nothing!
Cadpig: What a dramatic day this has turned out to be!
Spot: Relax, you guys. At least we still got our moolah!
Lucky: *a light bulb appears over his head* I think I just thunk!
Cadpig: Was that English he just spoke?
Rolly: Whatever. Lucky, let's hear your idea.
*Scene transitions back to the front of the mall where the guard dogs are. The main pups approach them undercover. Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly are stacked on one another wearing an overlong trench coat. Lucky is on top wearing a fedora, Cadpig is in the middle, Rolly is on the bottom, and Spot is being held by a leash and is disguised as a dog.*
Spot: *to herself* This is the craziest scheme I've ever been involved in.
*As the main pups walk past the guards, one of them notices Spot.*
Guard Dog 1: That's the strangest dog I've ever seen.
Guard Dog 2: Whatever.
*Inside the mall, the pups continue searching for the Kanine Krunchies convention. Cadpig and Rolly poke their heads out of the coat looking for the convention as well.*
Spot: *gasps* There it is!
Rolly: Oh, papa!
Lucky: Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
Cadpig: Last one there buys!
*The pups break out of their disguise and rush to try out the Kanine Krunchies. The scene cuts to show the pups munching down on the kibble like crazy.*
Spot: Man! This stuff tastes better than ever!
Cadpig: And it's oh so tangible!
Rolly: This is the happiest day of my life!
Lucky: And I got to meet Thunderbolt! It doesn't get any more awesome than this!
Man over Intercom: Attention, Stiffle Mall shoppers. Deathpups will be performing at the Titanium Terrace in 15 minutes.
Lucky: Hey, guys! Slayer's band is performing! Let's finnish up so we can go!
*Scene cuts to show the pups out in the crowd rocking out to Slayer and his death metal band.*
---
The end.
I know, it was kind of a short fic, and it had a weird ending, but that's another alternative episode of mine. I hope you liked it for the most part.
Spot: Uh...hello! Stiffle is miles away! In order to get there, we'll need transportation.
Lucky: Hmm...I know how we can get there!
*They walk outside.*
Cadpig: Cruella's car? Are you out of your mind?
Spot: Maybe we should come up with another solution.
*Lucky sees a taxi coming up in the distance.*
Lucky: Hey, wait. I've got a better idea.
*The taxi comes rolling up to the farm. The cab driver sees the pups stacked onto one another posing as a hitch-hiker. The cab driver stops for them and opens the doors. The pups get in.*
Cab Driver: *in a New York accent* Hey, howya doin'?
Pups: Good.
*Lucky and Spot sit in the seats closest to the driver while Rolly and Cadpig sit in the back.*
Cab Driver: Where you guys headin'?
Lucky: We're going to the Stiffle Mall.
Cab Driver: Okay.
*Suddenly, crazy lights go off in the cab, and game-show-like music plays. The pups are surprised.*
Spot: What the heck?
*The cab driver turns around to the pups and is revealed to be Ben Bailey.*
Ben: You guys are in the Cash Cab! It's a TV game show that takes place right here in my taxi!
Spot: Uh...you're joking, right?
Ben: No, I'm serious!
Lucky: This is cool!
Cadpig: I concur!
Ben: Here's how the game works. I'm going to drive you to your destination, and I'm going to ask you general knowledge questions along the way. The more questions you get right, the more money you'll earn. You have two shoutouts, a street shoutout, and a mobile shoutout, which you can use if you get stumped on a question. But, here's the catch. If you get three questions wrong, I'm going to kick you out right on the spot, and you will lose everything. So what do you say? Do you puppies want to play?
Lucky: Yeah, let's go for it!
Ben: Alright, let's take a ride in the Cash Cab!
*He starts driving off.*
Ben: So, what are your names?
Lucky: I'm Lucky.
Cadpig: Cadpig.
Rolly: Rolly.
Spot: And I'm Spot.
Ben: Welcome to the Cash Cab, guys. So what's going on up at the Stiffle Mall?
Lucky: We're going to try the new Kanine Krunchies flavor that just came out and get a chance to meet Thunderbolt.
Ben: Sounds like fun. Well, it's a 50 block drive. It's a nice long ride to rack up as much money as you can. These first questions are worth $25 a piece, and here's your first question:
In 1931, what famous actor unveiled the character we are all familiar with of Count Dracula?
Cadpig: Oh, what was that guy's name?
Lucky: Wait, I remember! *to Ben* That would be Bela Lugosi.
Ben: That is correct!
*The pups cheer.*
Ben: Alright, here's your next question:
What Andrew Lloyd Webber musical was made into a hit movie in late 2004?
Cadpig: My favorite musical! Phantom of the Opera!
Lucky: Okay. Phantom of the Opera!
Ben: That is correct! You pups are two for two! Here's your next question:
What is the name of the ancient spiritual practice of India that includes branches known as Hatha, Karma, and Raja?
Lucky: Cadpig, this sounds like something you'd know.
Cadpig: I most certainly do. It's yoga.
Lucky: *to Ben* Yoga.
Ben: Oh...That is correct!
*Lucky high-fives Cadpig.*
Ben: You guys are pretty smart for puppies! Here's your last $25 question:
The 1989 Disney movie, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", opens with a cartoon short starring what wacky character?
Rolly: I haven't seen that movie in a while.
Spot: Beats me.
Cadpig: Me too.
Lucky: I remember! It's Roger Rabbit!
Ben: Pblblblblease! You got it!
*The pups cheer.*
Ben: Good job, you guys! So far, you got all your questions correct, no strikes, still have both your shout outs, you're in really good shape! That's it for the $25 questions. These next questions are worth $50 a pop, and they're a little bit harder.
Cadpig: Ooh...
Ben: Here comes your next question:
Jackie Chan used to work as a stunt double for him, but what Chinese action movie star died from cerebral edema at the age of 32 in 1973?
Lucky: Was it Bruce Lee?
Cadpig: Yeah, I think it was.
Spot: That'd be my guess.
Lucky: Okay, then. *to Ben* Bruce Lee.
Ben: Wuh-tah! That is right! You're up to $150. Here comes your next question:
In the "Back to the Future" movies, Marty McFly was played by Michael J. Fox, but the role of Doc Brown was played by what actor?
Rolly: I'm not one for this.
Spot: That's a movie that none of us have seen.
Lucky: Wait a sec! Was "Back to the Future" an 80's movie?
Cadpig: Yeah, I think it was.
Lucky: I'll bet Roxy would know! Ben, we're gonna use our mobile shoutout.
Ben: Alright, a mobile shoutout it is. *hands lucky a mobile phone* Hope you chose wisely.
Lucky: *on the phone* Hello, Roxy? We're on the Cash Cab. *pause* I'll explain later, but we need help on a question, and I think you may know the answer. Who played Doc Brown in the "Back to the Future" movies? *pause* Okay, thank you, Roxy. *hangs up and hands back the phone to Ben*
Ben: Okay, I'm gonna need your answer.
Lucky: Christopher Lloyd.
Ben: That's the guy! You're up to $200, now. Here's your next question:
What fast food chain once had the slogan, "Aren't you hungry?"
Lucky: Hmm...Rolly, do you know this one?
Rolly: Um...I think it was McDonald's.
Lucky: Want us to go with that?
Rolly: Yeah, sure.
Lucky: Okay. *to Ben* We're gonna say McDonald's.
Ben: Oh no! Strike one!
Pups: *moan*
Ben: It was Burger King!
Rolly: Burger King! I should have known!
Ben: Be careful, guys. Don't miss two more questions, or I gotta kick you out. This is gonna be your last $50 question:
Dig'em Frog is known as the mascot of what Kellog's cereal?
Rolly: Another food question! This one, I know!
Cadpig: What is it, Rolly?
Rolly: It's Smacks!
Lucky: Okay, we're gonna say Smacks.
Ben: We'll accept that answer. That is correct! We also would have accepted Honey Smacks or it's original name, Sugar Smacks. You guys are now up to $250. The rest of these questions are worth $100 a piece...and they're harder still:
Up until 1903, what famous carbonated soft drink once contained nine miligrams of cocaine?
Lucky: *after a pause* Uh...Coca-Cola? Is that what it was?
Ben: That would be it!
Cadpig: Good thinking, Lucky!
Ben: Here's your next question, guys:
Which of the U.S. armed forces primarily conducts aerial warfare?
Spot: Oh, that's an easy giveaway!
Lucky: The air force!
Ben: That's right! Man, you pups are on a roll! Here's your next question:
According to Chinese astrology, the year, 1989, was the year of what dragon?
Lucky: Sounds like another Cadpig question.
Cadpig: I seem to remember it being the year of the Earth Dragon.
Lucky: How sure are you?
Cadpig: Pretty sure.
Lucky: Okay, we're gonna say Earth Dragon.
Ben: And I'm gonna say...you're right! You're up to $550, and guess what? We're stuck at a red light, and that triggers a RED LIGHT CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's how it works. I'm going to ask you a multiple-answer question. You gotta get all parts of the question correct, and then you'll earn a $250 bonus. There's no penalty for wrong answers; just shout out as many answers as you can. You don't get any strikes or lose any money if you fail, you just don't get the $250. You got 30 seconds to answer from the time I finnished asking. Are you ready?
Pups: Yeah!
Ben: Since the early 1980's, there have been five major video game companies. Name four of these companies. Go!
Lucky: Nintendo, Sega...um, uh...Atari...uh...Come on, guys! Help me out! What else is there?
Cadpig: Microsoft...
Ben: You got it!
*Pups cheer.*
Ben: The only one you didn't get was Sony, but you didn't need it because you got the money, and now, you're up to $800. Now, it's time to get back to the game:
In English, French and Porteguese countries, what dreaded day is considered a day of bad luck?
Lucky: There was a movie titled after this! Friday the 13th!
Ben: That is correct! This must not be Friday the 13th, because it seems to be your lucky day, Lucky! Here's your next question:
When people dream while they're sleeping, this is typically known as R.E.M. sleep. What does R.E.M. stand for?
Cadpig: Rapid Eye Movement.
Lucky: Rapid Eye Movement.
Ben: That is correct! You guys are up to $1000. What a game this is! Here's your next question:
The new popular device known as the iPod was invented by what company?
Lucky: Um...Man, what was it?
Spot: I think it was Microsoft, wasn't it?
Lucky: I don't know. Do you think it was?
Rolly: I don't know.
Cadpig: My mind is totally blank.
Ben: Five seconds.
Lucky: We're gonna say Microsoft.
Ben: Ooh! Strike two! It was Apple! Be careful, guys! One more of those, and I gotta kick you out! Don't forget about your street shoutout. Here's your next question:
Rocky Balboa got his big break when being challenged by what Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion?
Cadpig: I think we'll have to do our shoutout for this.
Ben: Alright. A street shoutout it is. *pulls over* Choose wisely, young pups.
*Lucky looks out and sees a boxer walk by.*
Lucky: This guy looks like he'd know. *calls out to the boxer* Hey! Excuse me! Could you come here, please? I need to ask you a question.
*The boxer comes up.*
Lucky: I think you may know the answer to this. Rocky Balboa got his big break when being challenged by what Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion?
Boxer: I'm not quite 100% sure, but I think it was Apollo Creed.
Lucky: Okay, thank you. *comes back in* Ben, I'm going to say Apollo Creed.
Ben: That is correct!
Lucky: YES! *to the boxer* Thanks a lot! You were really helpful!
Ben: *continues driving* Okay, pups, we're coming up on your destination, so this is going to be your last question:
According to the Bible, Moses freed the people of Egypt by parting what sea?
Lucky: I think I know what sea it was. Was it the Red Sea?
Spot: Yeah, it was.
Rolly: I'm sure it was.
Cadpig: It definately was.
Lucky: Okay. The Red Sea.
Ben: *long pause* That is correct! We're here at your destination, and you just won $1200 in the Cash Cab!
*The pups go wild.*
Ben: Okay, here's the deal. I've got the $1200 right here. I can give it to you now, and you can go into the Stiffle Mall and buy all the Kanine Krunchies you want...OR...you can stick around, risk it all, and go for double or nothing on a video bonus question. Here's how the video bonus works: I'm going to play for you a video clip, I'm going to ask you a single question about that video. If you get it right, you walk out of here with $2400, but if you miss it, you lose it all at the last second and leave with nothing but a free cab ride. So what do you say? You want to go for it?
Lucky: Yeah!
Rolly/Cadpig/Spot: NO!
Cadpig: Lucky, are you insane?
Spot: You're risking $1200, and that's a lot of money!
Rolly: I don't want to end up with a cab ride all the way to Stiffle just for nothing!
Lucky: Come on, guys! When's the next time we're going to get a ride in the Cash Cab? Besides, I'm the TV expert here.
Cadpig: Oh, that's right.
Rolly: Eh, why not? Let's go for it.
Lucky: Okay, Ben. We're going for double or nothing!
Ben: Alright. Let's go to the Video Bonus! Pay attention to the monitor, you guys, here's your video bonus question:
It is said by many as the most dangerous shark on the planet. It is also unique as it's the only shark capable of sticking its head out of the water. What is the name of this type of shark?
Lucky: Oh, I've seen "Jaws" lots of times, so this should be a piece of cake.
Cadpig: Go for it, Lucky!
Lucky: It's gotta be...the Great White Shark!
Ben: ...............................................................................................
Lucky: Oh no, did I just...?
Ben: YOU JUST WON $2400 IN THE CASH CAB!
*Pups go absolutely berzerk.*
Ben: *hands them the money and shakes their hands* Congratulations you guys! Thanks for playing! Have fun!
*The pups walk out of the Cash Cab.*
Lucky: Man! That was fun!
Cadpig: I'm so glad you talked us into that, Lucky!
*The Cash Cab rolls off.*
Lucky: Come on, guys! Let's go to get some Krunchies!
*The pups come running up to the mall but get stopped by two guard dogs.*
Guard Dog: Whoa! Hold up there, little guy! We can't let dogs in here without an owner.
Lucky: Aww, man!
*The pups walk off disappointed.*
Rolly: Oh, I can't believe this! We went through that long cab ride for nothing!
Cadpig: What a dramatic day this has turned out to be!
Spot: Relax, you guys. At least we still got our moolah!
Lucky: *a light bulb appears over his head* I think I just thunk!
Cadpig: Was that English he just spoke?
Rolly: Whatever. Lucky, let's hear your idea.
*Scene transitions back to the front of the mall where the guard dogs are. The main pups approach them undercover. Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly are stacked on one another wearing an overlong trench coat. Lucky is on top wearing a fedora, Cadpig is in the middle, Rolly is on the bottom, and Spot is being held by a leash and is disguised as a dog.*
Spot: *to herself* This is the craziest scheme I've ever been involved in.
*As the main pups walk past the guards, one of them notices Spot.*
Guard Dog 1: That's the strangest dog I've ever seen.
Guard Dog 2: Whatever.
*Inside the mall, the pups continue searching for the Kanine Krunchies convention. Cadpig and Rolly poke their heads out of the coat looking for the convention as well.*
Spot: *gasps* There it is!
Rolly: Oh, papa!
Lucky: Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
Cadpig: Last one there buys!
*The pups break out of their disguise and rush to try out the Kanine Krunchies. The scene cuts to show the pups munching down on the kibble like crazy.*
Spot: Man! This stuff tastes better than ever!
Cadpig: And it's oh so tangible!
Rolly: This is the happiest day of my life!
Lucky: And I got to meet Thunderbolt! It doesn't get any more awesome than this!
Man over Intercom: Attention, Stiffle Mall shoppers. Deathpups will be performing at the Titanium Terrace in 15 minutes.
Lucky: Hey, guys! Slayer's band is performing! Let's finnish up so we can go!
*Scene cuts to show the pups out in the crowd rocking out to Slayer and his death metal band.*
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The end.
I know, it was kind of a short fic, and it had a weird ending, but that's another alternative episode of mine. I hope you liked it for the most part.