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Post by Flowgli on Aug 24, 2008 10:27:25 GMT -5
Here it is! My episode of Family Fortunes with Patch as host. It's split into separate parts. This is part one of the show, the introductions. *** (theme music from the 2006 version of Family Fortunes begins playing) Thunderbolt: It's Family Fortunes!And tonight's families are the Friedman family! (from right to left) Mark, Erica, Daniel, Rachel, and Sam! And they're playing the Collins family! (from left to right) Richard, Amelia, John, Ward, and Celeste! The progressive jackpot is worth £10,000 tonight on Family Fortunes!(cheers and applause from audience) Thunderbolt: And here's your host, the pup who is always full of energy... Patch Radcliff! (cheers and applause from audience grows louder) (cheers and applause from audience dies down as theme music ends) Patch: Thank you! Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a brand new series of Family Fortunes. Now, we all remember it as the game where two families of five try to guess the most popular answers to survey questions that have already been answered by a group of 100 people. Tonight, the game is back! We left everything in this game the way they should be. But we made a few changes that we hope you'll like. We have a new set, a new host, new sets of families, and a new feature added to our Big Money round. That new feature is our progressive jackpot. The winning family will have a chance at playing for our progressive jackpot, which starts tonight at £10,000. To win it, they have to score 200 points and find all five top answers, no easy task. Just getting the 200 points will win the family £5,000. Each time the progressive jackpot is not won, it will increase by £2,500 for the next edition. Now, that’s what I call Big Money!Audience (amazed): Oooooh! Patch: "Oooooh" is right. Okay, now, let's not take up anymore time. We’re going to meet the families right now! First, we have the Friedman family! Good evening, Mark. Mark: Good evening, Patch. Patch: Where are you and your family from? Mark: We're from London. Patch: From London? Okay, great. Introduce me to your family, please. Mark: Okay. This is my wife, Erica. Patch: Hi, Erica. Erica: Hi, Patch. Mark: My brother, Daniel. Patch: Hi, Daniel. Daniel: Hi, Patch. Mark: My wife's sister, Rachel. Patch: Hi, Rachel. Rachel: Hello, Patch. Mark: And my cousin, Sam. Patch: Hi, Sam. Sam: Hello, Patch. Patch: That's the Friedman family, ladies and gentleman! (cheers and applause from audience) Patch: Next, we have the Collins family! Good evening, Richard. Richard: Good evening, Patch. How are you? Patch: I'm well, thanks. Where are you and your family from? Richard: We are from Cardiff. Patch: From Cardiff, yes, in South Wales. Will you please introduce me to your family? Richard: I'll be glad to. This is my wife, Amelia. Patch: Hi, Amelia. Amelia: Hi Patch. Richard: My brother, John. Patch: Hi, John. John: Hello, Patch. Richard: My cousin, Ward. Patch: Hi, Ward. Ward: Hi, Patch. Richard: And my sister, Celeste. Patch: Hi, Celeste. Celeste: Hello, Patch. Patch: And that's the Collins family! (cheers and applause from audience) *** End of part one
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Aug 24, 2008 11:33:41 GMT -5
Very interesting, I like it. It's almost like watching the actual game show. Nicely done. Keep it up. ^^
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Post by Blitz on Aug 24, 2008 14:13:25 GMT -5
Does this really qualify as a fic? Technically, it's pictures with a script. It's an interesting concept, but....I dunno.... also, that image of patch is going to haunt me in my sleep, thanks >.> lol
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 24, 2008 14:17:20 GMT -5
Like I said in my fan art folder, this is going to be done the same way Trey_Vore did Domina-trix Aren't For Pups.
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Post by Boeing on Aug 24, 2008 14:23:43 GMT -5
I'm not an idiot. I have a 4.0 grade point average. And that is the highest.
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 24, 2008 14:25:01 GMT -5
Okay, just making sure. I'll get to posting round one of the game right now.
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 24, 2008 16:18:44 GMT -5
Okay, moving right along! Here's part two of the episode, the first round of Single Money. *** Patch: We have met the families. Now it's time to play the game. Mark, Richard, come join me at the center. It’s time for Family Fortunes!Mark, meet Richard. Richard, meet Mark. Remember, it is the first family to reach £300 that will move on to the Big Money round for a shot at our progressive jackpot of £10,000. In this first game of Single Money, we have the top six answers on the board to this question we asked 100 people. Name a slang term for a man. (Mark rings in) Patch: Mark. Mark: Chap. Patch: Let's have a look for chap. (Ding) Patch: It's the second most popular answer. Richard, you can find the top answer. Richard: Geezer. Patch: Geezer. Is it there? (Ding) Patch: It's the third most popular answer. Mark, you have control. Do you want to play or pass? Friedman family: Play! Play! Play! We'll play! Mark: We're gonna play. Patch: Okay. The Friedman family is going to play. So, Mark, if you want to rejoin your family, and no conferring on this. And the Collins family, start coming up with some answers in case you get a chance to steal later on. Erica, we're looking for another slang term for a man. Can you find one? Erica: The old boy. Patch (shocked): What?(laughter from audience) Patch: A slang term for a man would be the old boy! (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! So the Friedman family lost a life. If you lose three lives, the Collins family will have a chance at stealing the money. Daniel, do you have another answer? Daniel: Bloke. Patch: We're looking for bloke. Our survey says... (top answer fanfare) Patch: Top answer, well done! Rachel, what's your answer? Rachel: A fella. Patch: A fella. Let's have a look for it. (Ding) Patch: It's there! Good job. Sam, can you give me another answer? Sam: Um, a mate. Patch: Okay. Let's have a look for mate. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Collins family, one more life gone and you get a chance to steal, so get ready. Mark, I need another answer. Mark (proudly): The greater sex. (laughter and groans from audience and the Friedman family) Patch (laughing): A slang term for a man would be the greater sex! Tell you what, Mark. If it's there, I'll give you the money myself. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Three lives are gone. The Collins family gets a chance to steal the money. All right, Celeste. What's your answer? Celeste: Hubby. Patch: Come again? Celeste: Hubby. Patch: Hubby. Right, I thought you said "happy," as in one of the seven dwarves. (laughter from audience and the Collins family) Patch: Ward, what do you suggest? Ward: A stiff. Patch: A stiff. John? John: Gaffa. Patch: Gaffa. Amelia? Amelia: Wide boy. Patch: Wide boy. Richard? Richard: Pops. Patch: Pops. Which one are you gonna go with? Richard: We're gonna go with gaffa. Patch: All right, then. For the steal, we're looking for gaffa. Our survey says... (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! So, that means the Friedman family wins the money! Let's take a look at the missing answers. Number six? (Ding) Patch: Lad. And number five? (Ding) Patch: A guy. *** End of part two
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 24, 2008 19:10:57 GMT -5
lol awesome stuff
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 26, 2008 20:48:07 GMT -5
Here's part three of the show! It's time for the families to play the second round of Single Money. *** Patch: Let's take a look at the scores. The Friedman family is at £85. The Collins family has yet to score. Erica, Amelia, come join me at the center. It’s time for more Family Fortunes!Erica, meet Amelia. Amelia, meet Erica. In this second game, we have the top six answers on the board again to this question we asked 100 people. Name something a rambler has. (Amelia rings in) Patch: Amelia. Amelia: Walking boots. Patch: Walking boots. Is it there? (Ding) Patch: It's the second most popular answer. Erica, you now have a chance at finding the top answer. Erica: A walking stick. Patch: Let's have a look for a walking stick. (Ding) It's the third most popular answer. Amelia, you have control. Do you want to pass or play? Collins family: Play! Let's play! We'll play! We'll play! Amelia: We'll play. Patch: The Collins family is playing. Rejoin your family, and no conferring. John, we're looking for another thing a rambler has. What do you suggest? John: A map. Patch: A rambler might have with him a map. (top answer fanfare) Patch: You've found the top answer! Ward, what else do you think a rambler might have? Ward: A compass. Patch: Okay, we're looking for a compass. Our survey says... (Ding) Patch: So far, so good! Celeste, can you come up with another thing a rambler might have? Celeste: Um, a waterproof jacket. Patch: Let's see if a waterproof jacket is up on the board. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! So, that means a life is gone. Richard, we're looking for something else a rambler has. What can you come up with? Richard: A knapsack. Patch: A knapsack. Let's have a look. (Ding) Patch: A backpack. Well done. Amelia, there's one answer left. What do you think it might be? Amelia: A sleeping bag. Patch: For the clean sweep, we're looking for a sleeping bag. Our survey says... (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Another life gone. Friedman family, get ready for the steal. John, what's your answer? John: A drink. Patch: Again, this is for the clean sweep. Let's have a look for a drink. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! That's your third life gone. So, that means the Friedman family gets a chance to steal. Sam, what did you come up with? Sam: Shorts. Patch: Shorts. Rachel? Rachel: A wooly hat. Patch: A wooly hat. Daniel? Daniel: Food. Patch: Food. Erica? Erica: A stool. Patch: Come again? Erica: A stool. Patch: A stool. Right, I thought you said a "stole." Mark? Mark: Binoculars. Patch: Binoculars. Which answer are you gonna go with? Mark: We're going with a stool. Patch: Okay. Show me stool to steal. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Collins family, you win the money! Let's take a look at that last answer at number six. (Ding) Patch: Binoculars. You should've gone with it. *** End of part three
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Aug 26, 2008 22:45:18 GMT -5
Hehe. Great work, Flo. ;D Keep it up. ^^
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 10:38:14 GMT -5
Yeah great fic Flo fantastic show^^
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 29, 2008 10:56:19 GMT -5
Okay, here's part four! The families are now going to play the third and final round of Single Money! I will post Double Money later. *** Patch: Let's see how our families are doing so far. The Friedman family has £85. The Collins family has £89. Daniel, John, come join me at the center. It’s time for more Family Fortunes!Daniel, meet John. John, meet Daniel. In this third game, we have the top six answers on the board again to this question we asked 100 people. Name something, or someone, associated with Batman. (John rings in) Patch: John. John: Robin. Patch: Sounds good. Let's have a look for Robin. (top answer fanfare) Patch: Top answer! That gives you control, John. Are you gonna play or pass? Collins family: Play! Let's play! We'll play! Let's play! John: We'll play, Patch. Patch: The Collins family is playing. Rejoin, no conferring. Ward, name something else associated with Batman. Ward: The Batmobile. Patch: The Batmobile, Batman's car. Let's have a look for it. (Ding) Patch: Yes! Well done. Celeste, can you come up with another answer? Celeste: The batcave. Patch: We're looking for the batcave. Our survey says... (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! So, you've lost a life. Richard, there are loads of things associated with Batman, and we only need four of them. What do you suggest? Richard: The Joker, Patch. Patch: Good answer. Is the Joker on the board? (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Another life gone. Friedman family, you might get that chance to steal, so get ready. Amelia, can you save that last life? Amelia: I'm gonna say that Batman wears a cape. Patch: Batman wears a cape. Let's have a look. (Ding) Patch: It's there! Way to go. John, do you have another answer? John: Gotham City. Patch: Gotham City. Is it there? (Ding) Patch: Excellent work! Ward, do you have another answer? Ward: Um, the great big light that shows the bat sign. Patch: The searchlight that shows the Batman symbol? Ward: Yes, that's it. Patch: All right, then. We're looking for the searchlight. Our survey says... (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Your third life gone. The Friedman family is now getting a chance at stealing the money. Sam, do you have an answer? Sam: Poison Ivy. Patch: Poison Ivy. Rachel? Rachel: His mask. Patch: Batman wears a mask. Okay. Daniel? Daniel: The Riddler. Patch: The Riddler. Erica? Erica: Catwoman. Patch: Catwoman. Mark? Mark: Mr. Freeze. Patch: Mr. Freeze. Which one are you gonna go with? Mark: We're going with Catwoman. Patch: Okay, let's have a look for Catwoman for the steal. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Collins family, you win the money! What are the missing answers? Number six? (Ding) Patch: Alfred, the butler. And number five? (Ding) Patch: His mask. Someone said it, but they didn't go with it. The scores at the end of Single Money. The Friedman family is at £85, and the Collins family is at £178. We're going to take a quick break and be back for Double Money and Big Money. (Cheers and applause from audience and theme music plays as the show goes into a commercial break) *** End of part four
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 29, 2008 18:33:04 GMT -5
sounds interesting so far
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 29, 2008 21:07:54 GMT -5
Both families are playing very well so far after Single Money. Let's see how they do on the first round of Double Money. *** (Cheers and applause from audience and theme music ends as the show comes back from commercial break) Patch: Welcome back to Family Fortunes! Let's take a look at how our families are doing so far. The Friedman family is at £85. But Collins family is in the lead with £178. Rachel, Ward, come join me at the center. It’s time for Double Money!Rachel, meet Ward. Ward, meet Rachel. Double Money means that each answer from now on is worth twice the prize they were before the break. In this fourth game, we have the top five answers on the board to this question we asked 100 people. Name a question a dentist might ask. (Rachel rings in) Patch: Rachel. Rachel: Have you been flossing your teeth? Patch: The dentist would ask if you have been flossing your teeth. (Ding) Patch: It's the fifth most popular answer. Ward, can you come up with a better answer? Ward: Have you got any fillings? Patch: The dentist would ask if you got any fillings. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! Rachel, that means you have control. Play or pass? Friedman family: Play! Play! Play! Let's play! Rachel: I believe we're going to play. Patch: The Friedman family is going to play. Rejoin your family, please. Sam, what might a dentist ask you? Sam: How are you? Patch: The dentist would ask, "How are you?" (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! You've lost a life. Mark, do you have an answer? Mark: Open wide. Patch: Okay, that doesn't sound like a question. But the dentist would ask you to open wide. Let's have a look. (top answer fanfare) Patch: Well done! You've found the top answer. Erica, can you tell me another question a dentist might ask? Erica: When was the last time you have visited the dentist? Patch: The dentist would ask, "When was the last time you came to see me?" (Ding) Patch: When was your last appointment? Well done. Daniel, what can you come up with? Daniel: Can you afford this treatment? Patch: Can you afford this treatment? Are you in national health or private? The dentist would ask if you can afford this treatment. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! That's your second life gone. Collins family, get ready for the steal. Rachel, can you save that last life? What else would a dentist ask you? Rachel: Will you please rinse your mouth? Patch: The dentist would ask you to rinse. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: It's not there! You've lost all three lives. We now go to the Collins family; they now get a chance to steal the money. Celeste, what do you think? Celeste: Do you use fluoride? Patch: Do you use fluoride? Ward? Ward: Do you brush everyday? Patch: Do you brush everyday? John? John: Have you been eating right? Patch: Have you been eating right? Amelia? Amelia: When was the last time you brush? Patch: When was the last time you brush? Richard? Richard: Does this hurt? Patch: Does this hurt? The dentist always asks that, does he? (laughter from audience and the Collins family) Patch: Well, which one are you going with, anyway? Richard: We're gonna go with, "How often do you brush?" Patch: Okay, for the steal, the dentist would ask how often do you brush. (Uh-uhhh!) Patch: Oh, it's not there! The Friedman family wins the money at the end of this round! Let's take a look at the remaining answers. Number three? (Ding) Patch: Can you feel that? And number two? (Ding) Patch: Are you in any pain? No, not at all. *** End of part five
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 29, 2008 23:20:35 GMT -5
ooh getting good
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