Post by Trey_Vore on Jul 26, 2007 23:17:59 GMT -5
Okay, everyone, I am now starting a new fic! But this won't be like all other fanfics. And in this fic, my characters Roxy and Sanka will appear!
Check this out:
I'm seeing lots of spots, plenty of polka-dots. (Get those puppies!) Can't catch the furry flurry, runnin' in a blurry hurry. (Get those puppies!) (101) Canines on the run. (101) Them doggone dogs of fun! (101) Without fail, you'll wind up chasing your tail! What's the harm in ruffeling feathers on this funny farm? (101) Life's just a bed or roses, (101) best friends with cold wet noses. Through thick, thin, push and pull, it's one-oh-one-oh wonderful! More times the fun! 101! Dalmatians!
(cue introductory theme music)
Noggin: Okay, everyone, we are all ready to go.
Noggin: Now, remember the rules: if the bottle points to you, I, your host with the most, will begin the game by asking the ever-so-simple question: "Truth...or Dare?" Now, if you say "Truth", it's really easy. You gotta tell the truth. And you can't lie. If you "Dare", you will have to perform a dare of my choice. Any questions?
All: Yes!
Noggin: Too bad. Here goes.
The bottle spins for a few minutes until it stops...
...on Dipstick!
Dipstick: Oh, man, I'm going to pull a Wizzer.
Wizzer: You know, normally I would take offense at that, but you're on the spot so it's not a big deal!
Noggin: Okay Dipstick, I gotta ask you: Truth or Dare?
Dipstick: um...uh...Truth! Please truth!
Noggin: Path of virtue is your thing, eh? All righty, then. Dipstick, what is Tic-Tac's newest plot to spell doom for the farm?
Dipstick: Um...well...I don't know.
Noggin: You lie like a dog.
Dipstick: Ok, ok...um...he's planning to make zombies rise from their graves.
Noggin: Dipstick...it's not "Truth or Dare" because they liked the name better...
Dipstick: Alright, I confess! As soon as we are all asleep tonight, he's plotting to transform the barn into a heat trap!
Dipstick: Tac is SO going to kill me...
Noggin: Game, set and match. Lucky, don't say I never did anything for you.
Lucky: Ok! Now we are one jump ahead!
Noggin spins the bottle again. This time it stops on...
Drake!
Star: It's your turn, Drake! I hope this is good!
Noggin: Drake. Dipstick, he's all yours. Make like the peanuts: "Relax. Go nuts."
Dipstick: Um...ok...Drake?
Drake: Go on...
Dipstick: Truth or Dare?
Drake: Truth.
Dipstick: ...what's the worst thing you've done so far?
Drake: That's pretty vague, but I'll try to compromise. As a revenge tactic for a recognizable war picture involving some of my favorite cartoon characters getting killed, I went to request a pic of Noggin getting killed by Judge Doom's infamous dip.
(Noggin zips over to Drake and shoots a nasty glare, while Drake keeps his cool)
Drake: Be happy, bud. I coulda requested a beheading, Frenchie-style.
Noggin: Drake... As soon as this is over, you and I are settling this behind the barn.
Drake: Hey, you want trouble, bring it on.
Noggin: That's AFTER the game...
Drake: I knew you'd back down.
Noggin: Don't...push...me...
The bottle spins around and this time it stops on...
Belchic!
Belchic: Diggity Dow! It's my turn now!
Voice: Hey! I got a truth for ya...
Jerko: What do you call a room that has 16 Dalmatian puppies playing a baby game with two ugly stereotypes, a Reagan presidency-idolizing vixen, and a test tube failure?
Star: I'm not a failure...
Star: (cries) I'm NOT a failure! I'm NOT a...a failure!
Drake: Star, please, I hate seeing you cry...Jerko, you're only jealous 'cause she's a LOT better than you ever deserve!
Sanka: Yah mon. And I be rezemblin' dat stereotypes remark...
Konami: It isn't funny.
Jerko: I call it a nursery! Ha!
Roxy: Jerko...gag me with a sthingy.
Lucky: Well, he's gone now. Ok, Drake, you were about to ask Belchic the question?
Drake: Right. Belchic, Truth or Dare?
Belchic: Hmmm...Don't go Bluth me, 'cause you better Truth me!
Star: I always liked your cool phrases, Belchic.
Drake: Ok then...Belchic. I'd like you to tell everyone here the sickest, most disgustingly REPLUSIVE thing that you've ever seen, heard, or done.
Belchic: Oh, oh! I can name all three!
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Well, hope you liked this so far. I can only wonder how many pop culture references I've made in this part alone...?
Check this out:
I'm seeing lots of spots, plenty of polka-dots. (Get those puppies!) Can't catch the furry flurry, runnin' in a blurry hurry. (Get those puppies!) (101) Canines on the run. (101) Them doggone dogs of fun! (101) Without fail, you'll wind up chasing your tail! What's the harm in ruffeling feathers on this funny farm? (101) Life's just a bed or roses, (101) best friends with cold wet noses. Through thick, thin, push and pull, it's one-oh-one-oh wonderful! More times the fun! 101! Dalmatians!
(cue introductory theme music)
Noggin: Okay, everyone, we are all ready to go.
Noggin: Now, remember the rules: if the bottle points to you, I, your host with the most, will begin the game by asking the ever-so-simple question: "Truth...or Dare?" Now, if you say "Truth", it's really easy. You gotta tell the truth. And you can't lie. If you "Dare", you will have to perform a dare of my choice. Any questions?
All: Yes!
Noggin: Too bad. Here goes.
The bottle spins for a few minutes until it stops...
...on Dipstick!
Dipstick: Oh, man, I'm going to pull a Wizzer.
Wizzer: You know, normally I would take offense at that, but you're on the spot so it's not a big deal!
Noggin: Okay Dipstick, I gotta ask you: Truth or Dare?
Dipstick: um...uh...Truth! Please truth!
Noggin: Path of virtue is your thing, eh? All righty, then. Dipstick, what is Tic-Tac's newest plot to spell doom for the farm?
Dipstick: Um...well...I don't know.
Noggin: You lie like a dog.
Dipstick: Ok, ok...um...he's planning to make zombies rise from their graves.
Noggin: Dipstick...it's not "Truth or Dare" because they liked the name better...
Dipstick: Alright, I confess! As soon as we are all asleep tonight, he's plotting to transform the barn into a heat trap!
Dipstick: Tac is SO going to kill me...
Noggin: Game, set and match. Lucky, don't say I never did anything for you.
Lucky: Ok! Now we are one jump ahead!
Noggin spins the bottle again. This time it stops on...
Drake!
Star: It's your turn, Drake! I hope this is good!
Noggin: Drake. Dipstick, he's all yours. Make like the peanuts: "Relax. Go nuts."
Dipstick: Um...ok...Drake?
Drake: Go on...
Dipstick: Truth or Dare?
Drake: Truth.
Dipstick: ...what's the worst thing you've done so far?
Drake: That's pretty vague, but I'll try to compromise. As a revenge tactic for a recognizable war picture involving some of my favorite cartoon characters getting killed, I went to request a pic of Noggin getting killed by Judge Doom's infamous dip.
(Noggin zips over to Drake and shoots a nasty glare, while Drake keeps his cool)
Drake: Be happy, bud. I coulda requested a beheading, Frenchie-style.
Noggin: Drake... As soon as this is over, you and I are settling this behind the barn.
Drake: Hey, you want trouble, bring it on.
Noggin: That's AFTER the game...
Drake: I knew you'd back down.
Noggin: Don't...push...me...
The bottle spins around and this time it stops on...
Belchic!
Belchic: Diggity Dow! It's my turn now!
Voice: Hey! I got a truth for ya...
Jerko: What do you call a room that has 16 Dalmatian puppies playing a baby game with two ugly stereotypes, a Reagan presidency-idolizing vixen, and a test tube failure?
Star: I'm not a failure...
Star: (cries) I'm NOT a failure! I'm NOT a...a failure!
Drake: Star, please, I hate seeing you cry...Jerko, you're only jealous 'cause she's a LOT better than you ever deserve!
Sanka: Yah mon. And I be rezemblin' dat stereotypes remark...
Konami: It isn't funny.
Jerko: I call it a nursery! Ha!
Roxy: Jerko...gag me with a sthingy.
Lucky: Well, he's gone now. Ok, Drake, you were about to ask Belchic the question?
Drake: Right. Belchic, Truth or Dare?
Belchic: Hmmm...Don't go Bluth me, 'cause you better Truth me!
Star: I always liked your cool phrases, Belchic.
Drake: Ok then...Belchic. I'd like you to tell everyone here the sickest, most disgustingly REPLUSIVE thing that you've ever seen, heard, or done.
Belchic: Oh, oh! I can name all three!
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Well, hope you liked this so far. I can only wonder how many pop culture references I've made in this part alone...?