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Post by monkey on Mar 28, 2006 2:13:09 GMT -5
Pretty good Slayer.....
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 28, 2006 2:49:02 GMT -5
yeah
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Post by Belchic on Mar 28, 2006 2:56:02 GMT -5
Double-crosser! Well, you've just made it onto my "People I Gotta Remember to Sue" list.
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Post by monkey on Mar 28, 2006 3:10:01 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Belchic on Mar 28, 2006 3:30:38 GMT -5
Just to make up for it, I'm going to make this one:
From "Shake Rattle and Woof"
Cruella: Ladies and gentlemen, the producer and director of our show...me! Cruella De Vil! *silence* Oh, you're too kind. The taking of flash photographs and throwing of rotten vegetables is strictly required. And now, here are the stars of our show, Ucky, Roy, a Pig, and Spit! *the pups don't enter* Huh? Where are the little mutts?
*Cruella falls through a trap door. Then the lights go out.*
Audience Members: *screaming and murmuring*
*The lights come back on the stage to reveal the main pups, not in their costumes, but in their rock band positions. The audience applauds.*
Rolly: *counts off* One, two, three, four!
*The pups start to play "Middle of Nowhere" by Hot Hot Heat. Lucky plays the guitar intro, Cadpig plays the keyboard intro, while Rolly plays the drum intro. Spot then joins in on her bass as they begin the song.*
*The director continuosly says cut throughout most of this, but the music overpowers him.*
Lucky: *singing* Don't get mad if I'm laughing Blame the caffeine for all the 5 am phone calls I haven't slept a single night in over a month And not even once did you start to make sense to me Well maybe I'm a little bit slow, or just consistently inconsistent She said, "Unpredictability's my responsibility, baby."
But you're waiting at the door where everybody's hanging out just like they hung out before You didn't have to do it but you did it to say That you didn't have to do it but you would anyway
To give you something to go on when I go off back to the middle of nowhere To give you something to go on when I go off back to the middle of nowhere
They chewed me up and then they spit me out And I'm not supposed to let it bother me But maybe I'm a little bit weak - I let my frailty take the wheel She said, "Maybe there's a bit of me waiting for a bit of you. baby."
But you're waiting at the door where everybody's hanging out just like they hung out before You didn't have to do it but you did it to say That you didn't have to do it but you would anyway
To give you something to go on when I go off back to the middle of nowhere To give you something to go on when I go off back to the middle of nowhere
*Lucky then breaks in with a wicked guitar solo. He keeps on playing and playing, but he gets so overwhelmed with his playing that Rolly, Cadpig and Spot just stop playing. Lucky continues doing his guitar lead until he realizes that the song has come to a halt, then he stops.*
Director: *nearly out of breath* Cut!...Cut...Cut! What the f**k just happened here?
*The pups stand silent.*
Director: Okay, now we're going to do this episode the right way! If you pups do that one more time, I quit!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 28, 2006 3:31:48 GMT -5
lol! Okay, I feel much better now. The pups have just done their first official live performance. Uh...I'm sure a lot of you might not find that too good since you're probably unfamiliar with the song. For those of you who have iTunes, I reccomend you download that awesome song!
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 28, 2006 5:12:25 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2006 13:51:17 GMT -5
I have more ideas....I will share them in time
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2006 1:05:56 GMT -5
from Virtual Luck
Lucky:I know this place like the back of my paw!
goes throw computer screen and is on the Martha Stewart show
Martha:well look hear a fine looking boy Dal*scratches Lucky's chin
Lucky:man this feels good
slayer:watching man I hope that Two-tone don't see this
Two-tone:hope I don't see what slayer?
slayer:omg Two-tone!
Two-tone:let me look slayer*See's Lucky with Martha
Two-tone*now inraged*common slayer!
*they both jump throw the comp screen*
Two-tone:LUCKY WTF ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
Lucky:uh...nothing Two-tone
Martha:look what we have a another girl Dal with a big mouth and a large fat black ass
Two-tone:fat!....FAT!!!!.....ILL SHOW YOU FAT YOU BLOND JAILED B*TCH!!!!!!!
slayer:oh sh*t
Two-tone:oh sh*t is right slayer*goes crazy and bets Martha down and wrecks her set*
Martha*calm but mad*what have you done
Two-tone:this is for Donald trump...why do you haft to be so freaking perfect all the dam time?*takes Lucky and slayer and leaves*
Directer:uh...cut....Two-tone...wow I never seen you get so mad
Two-tone:well miss perfect was messing with Lucky and it maid me mad
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Post by Belchic on Mar 29, 2006 2:34:58 GMT -5
lol! Poor Lucky. I can't believe his girlfriend is so mean.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2006 2:39:31 GMT -5
no Belchic Two-tone ant ,mean she got mad at Martha stewert
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Post by Belchic on Mar 29, 2006 15:13:45 GMT -5
no Belchic Two-tone ant ,mean she got mad at Martha stewert But still, she does seem to have a really big temper tantrum.
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 29, 2006 17:00:59 GMT -5
more like protective
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Post by Belchic on Mar 29, 2006 22:00:54 GMT -5
Let's see...which episode should I poke fun at next?
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Post by monkey on Mar 29, 2006 22:15:59 GMT -5
Don't forget....you could poke fun at the movies.....or the fanfics.....something along the lines of that anyway........
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