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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2006 2:28:18 GMT -5
I have one
from poison ivy
*the pups are being loaded up on the pound truck*
*out of no where a orange supra pulls up and a big ball guy and a blond guy step out *
*all the girls*Paul walker....vin diesel*they all sigh happily*
Vin:I have proof that the pups didn't do this crime*shows the tape with the robot dogs*
Paul:see now apologies to these puppies
dog catchers*lets them all go*
Two-tone:that Vin diesel is so hot
Lucky*smacks Two-tone in the back of the head*I'm your guy don't betray me
Two-tone*laughs nervously*I'm sorry Lucky*they nuzzle*
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Post by Belchic on Mar 27, 2006 3:10:55 GMT -5
lol!
Two-Tone: Good one! Can't wait to read your next one!
Slayer: Nicely done. Vin Diesel rocks!
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 27, 2006 3:13:42 GMT -5
lol thanks Slayer you gave me one
From Poison Ivy
*the pups are being loaded into the dog catcher's truck when suddenly a police car pulls up*
Cruella: Good, the athorities are here to make sure something this terrible will not happen again
*out of the car steps out Robocop*
Lucky: whoa! Robocop!
Robocop: Think it over creep! *slaps handcuffs on Cruella and Ivy* You both are under arrest for disturbing the peace, vandalism, dognapping, and attempted manslaughter on a bunch of dogs
Cruella: this is absurd!
Ivy: It was aunt Cruella's fault! she made me do it!
*Roger and Anita glare at Cruella*
Director: no! cut!!! who the hell call Robocop???
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Post by Belchic on Mar 27, 2006 3:22:29 GMT -5
LMAO! *slaps knee* I wish I can see that episode again.
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 27, 2006 3:27:47 GMT -5
I got that ep on my computer ^_^
From 12 Angry Pups
Lucky: So Dipstick, how's Dottie?
Dipstick: huh?
Lucky: Your mate you dumbass!
Dipstick: Well..... uh.... I guess she's fine
Mayor Pig: Does this have anything to do with the case?
Director: cut!
take 2
Lucky: So Dipstick, how is it one of your pups has no spots?
Dipstick: uhhh...... spot remover?
Director: cut!!! Lucky! no 102 mentions!
Take 3
Lucky: Dipstick, what would be your impression of the accused?
Dipstick: *tries his best to imitate Mooch* Well Luckless I had sex with your girlfriend and got her pregnant!
Two-Tone: WHAT?!?!? THAT'S A BALL FACED LIE!!!!
Lucky: *growls*
Director: cut!!
Dipstick: he wanted my impression of the accused so I gave it
Take 4
Lucky: So Dipstick in your own words how would you describe Mooch?
Dipstick: a leader, cool, calm collected, always knows how to get out of trou.......... oh wait I think I was describing you
Lucky: Go on bro
Two-Tone: *Swoons in the jury box* yeah, keep on going *hearts around her*
Director: cut!!!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 27, 2006 3:32:28 GMT -5
LOL! That third one deserves a rimshot! Gotta love the last one!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 27, 2006 3:33:07 GMT -5
I gotta get back to this too. First I gotta think of an episode to poke fun at. Hmmm....
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Post by monkey on Mar 27, 2006 3:41:06 GMT -5
I gotta think of some more.....
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Post by Belchic on Mar 27, 2006 3:42:59 GMT -5
Okay, I got one:
From Poison Ivy:
Take 1 -
Ivy: I'll bet you puppies would like a nice treat.
Rolly: She's won my trust!
*Ivy tosses a candy to Rolly, and he catches it with his mouth.*
Rolly: Ahh! Blech! Minty!
Director: Cut! That was supposed to be red hot!
Take 2 -
Ivy: I'll bet you puppies would like a nice treat.
Rolly: She's won my trust!
*Ivy tosses a candy to Rolly, and he catches it with his mouth.*
Rolly: Mmm! Blue raspberry!
Director: WTF? Cut!
Take 3 -
Ivy: I'll bet you puppies would like a nice treat.
Rolly: She's won my trust!
*Ivy tosses a candy to Rolly, and he catches it with his mouth.*
Rolly: *spits it out* Yuck! Coconut! I hate coconut!
Director: Cut! Cut! Cut!
Take 4 -
Ivy: I'll bet you puppies would like a nice treat.
Rolly: She's won my trust!
*Ivy tosses a candy to Rolly, and he catches it with his mouth.*
Rolly: Ooh! This one tastes like buttered popcorn!
Director: Cut! That's not what it's supposed to be!
Take 5 -
Ivy: I'll bet you puppies would like a nice treat.
Rolly: She's won my trust!
*Ivy tosses a candy to Rolly, and he catches it with his mouth.*
Rolly: Alright! Nacho cheese!
Director: What the? CUT!
Lucky: Wow, I didn't know she had that many flavors!
Director: *tears out his hair* GRAH!
Take 6 -
Ivy: I'll bet you puppies would like a nice treat.
Rolly: She's won my trust!
*Ivy tosses a candy to Rolly, and he catches it with his mouth.*
Rolly: Oh! Ugh! *makes weird sounds*
Cadpig: Oh my God! HE'S CHOKING!
*Cadpig pins Rolly down. She bounces on his belly. He coughs up the candy. Spot catches it.*
Director: Cut. Ivy, what happened to the red hot candies?
Ivy: *looks at her candies* Oh, well no wonder. These aren't Tic Tacs, they're Jelly Bellies.
Director: Oh, for the love of...I need to take a break!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2006 10:51:46 GMT -5
@two-tone both very good robocop I remember him from when I was little LOL good ones Belchic a little long but very good I thank the 3 of us have talent for this....it just takes me a while to get an idea
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 27, 2006 15:54:45 GMT -5
As long as we are wheeling out all the other fictional heroes to the rescue...
From Poison Ivy (The pups are about to be taking away) Anita: We'll sell the farm if we (gets drown out by a turbine noise) (A solid black early 80s T-Top Trans-Am races up with a guy who looks an awful lot like a certain German Popstar behind the wheel) Michael Knight: Alright K.I.T.T., Turbo Boost! (Michael presses a red button and the car is lauched skyward over the dogcatcher's orange van. The camera cuts away just before the car lands. It skids to a stop) Patriot: Cool! Lucky: Oh come on, this is getting old. (The driver gets out) Michael: I'll take the old hag, you get the kid. K.I.T.T.: Right away Michael (Red Scanner on the front of the car goes on and starts sweeping, the wheels on Ivy's stroller all lock in place) Ivy: Hey. K.I.T.T.: I got her Michael. (Meanwhile, Michael runs up to Cruella and punches her right across the face, knocking her out cold) Anita: Oh my gosh! Michael: Don't worry mam, you're farm is safe now. K.I.T.T. has all the evidence needed to put her away for a long time. Roger: Who are you? Michael: It's not of importace. (K.I.T.T.'s passenger door opens, a hot blonde in a skintight red bathing suit steps out! She's a near lookalike for a well-known star of a lackluster show about a libary) C.J. Parker: Mitch, I mean Michael, can we get back to the beach now. Director: CUT! All of you off my set NOW! Except you Miss Anderson, you are welcome to stay for as long as you want.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2006 16:01:53 GMT -5
sweet knight rider that was a good show...its also in DVD...BTW kitt was a early 3ed gen TA
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Post by Two-Tone on Mar 27, 2006 20:51:44 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2006 20:57:13 GMT -5
I have a nother idea guys ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2006 2:09:18 GMT -5
from Virtual Lucky
Lucky:I know this place like the back of my paw!
*goes thou the comp screen*
*and is in the set for Nirvanas smells like teen sprite video*
Kurt:what the hell...why is a dog hear
Kris:I don't know
Lucky:wow cool! I love Nirvana as dose my best friend slayer and my girlfriend Two-tone
Dave:guys I'm sick I cant play
Kurt:awww sun of a bi*ch...now who will?
Lucky I will....ive played drums before
Kurt:you....a dog...play drums?
Lucky:yeah
Kurt:we have no choise.....what is your name huh?
Lucky:Lucky
Kurt:OK Lucky*starts playing smells like teen sprite*
Directer:cut! wtf?*but the band is to loud so the directer cant be heard*
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