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Post by Blitz on Apr 15, 2008 22:04:17 GMT -5
The Tails Doll is not of this world. It is neither machine, nor truly alive, and thus it can never die. It is the antithesis of life.
It is the void in which existence itself is meaningless, and hence suffers eternal hunger. A hunger for the life it can never aspire to.
It's insable appetite is for souls, and your will do nicely.
He is every pain you ever ever felt, and every illness you have ever feared.
He is all your darkest secrets, and some that you have yet to discover.
He is everything and nothing.
He is the future.
He is the Omega.
He is slightly orange, and somewhat fuzzy.
They say if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss stares back. If you stare at the Tails Doll for long enough, it will not only stare back, but feast upon our eye balls from the inside as well.
You see, the reason Sonic R is notable in the steaming pile of Sonic spin-offs, is that the game is, was, and forever shall be CURSED. Anyone who has ever played this game has wound up dead, or worse. Anyone who claims to have played it and survived, sanity intact, is a bold-face liar and should be punched in the face immediately. And may God have mercy on your soul -- before the Tails Doll gets it first!
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Post by silkiewings on Apr 20, 2008 7:25:29 GMT -5
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Post by Taren on Apr 21, 2008 23:09:23 GMT -5
Awesome! Sonic R was a fun game!
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Post by Blitz on Apr 22, 2008 21:43:30 GMT -5
I ordered gems collection off amazon like 10 days ago and it still aint here!!!!! CURSE YOU Blue_Gonzo_2004!!!!!!
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