Post by Belchic on Sept 9, 2008 15:46:10 GMT -5
This is a little something I made up a few years ago. For all you Mega Man fans out there, this is a special conference with some of Wily's Robots. Commander, Elec Man is trying to report a mission along to Clown Man, Dust Man and Turbo Man.
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Elec Man: Alright, men, now that I have gone through the mission, are there any...*Clown Man raises his hand*...uh, yes, Clown Man?
Clown Man: I have to go potty.
Dust Man: Robots can't go potty!
Clown Man: I can.
Dust Man: No, you can't! If you could, the rest of us would be able to!
Clown Man: Nuh-uh! Daddy gave me mystical powers.
Dust Man: Such as...?
Clown Man: Such as going potty.
Dust Man: *slaps face* Are there any other moronic statements you wish to throw out?
Elec Man: Uh...gentlemen?
Clown Man: As a matter of fact, I yes! Why didn't Daddy make any female robots? When I go potty, I don't have any good magazines to look at!
Turbo Man: Youknowhe'sgotapointthereDustMan.
Dust Man: Shut up or slow down! I'll...I'll dust you! Then, you'll be the opposite of happy...What's the word? Unhappy!
Turbo Man: Idon'thavetotakethatpressuresoeasily!
*a ding is heard*
Dust Man: What was that?
Clown Man: It's muffin time!
Dust Man: What the? You've been cooking muffins in your main reactor?
Clown Man: Yeah. It took me hours, though. I had to pull out all those cooling rods and all.
Dust Man: YOU TOOK OUT YOUR COOLING RODS??? YOU CAN MELT DOWN AT ANY SECOND!!!
Clown Man: No. Relax, Florence of Arabia! I was just kidding. I run on hamster power, remember?
Elec Man: Uh...guys? The mission?
Dust Man: You don't run on hamster power!
Clown Man: Oh no? Then how do you explain this half-eaten muffin I've got here?
Dust Man: You just bit out of that one!
Clown Man: That's right! You win a muffin!...But after you wash your hands.
Dust Man: But...I'm Dust Man! What'll people think of me if I had clean hands?
Clown Man: They'll think, "My, what a clean Dust Man. Shall we give him a muffin?"
Dust Man: How are you eating that anyway? We don't have a digestive system...or taste buds!
Clown Man: I'm a robot of mystical powers, remember?
Dust Man: You don't even have NORMAL powers! I can shoot dense blocks of garbage at up to 200 miles per hour! What can you do? You can...stretch your arms and shock people.
Clown Man: And go potty.
Turbo Man: Whycan'tIhavethatpowerormaybethepowerofflightorsomething?
Dust Man: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOU!!!
Clown Man: Oh, yeah? Well, your foot is ugly...and stupid!
Dust Man: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Clown Man: Raor!
Elec Man: *sighs* And to think that I could be a senator.
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So much confrontation going on between Wily's robots. No wonder Mega Man's always winning!
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Elec Man: Alright, men, now that I have gone through the mission, are there any...*Clown Man raises his hand*...uh, yes, Clown Man?
Clown Man: I have to go potty.
Dust Man: Robots can't go potty!
Clown Man: I can.
Dust Man: No, you can't! If you could, the rest of us would be able to!
Clown Man: Nuh-uh! Daddy gave me mystical powers.
Dust Man: Such as...?
Clown Man: Such as going potty.
Dust Man: *slaps face* Are there any other moronic statements you wish to throw out?
Elec Man: Uh...gentlemen?
Clown Man: As a matter of fact, I yes! Why didn't Daddy make any female robots? When I go potty, I don't have any good magazines to look at!
Turbo Man: Youknowhe'sgotapointthereDustMan.
Dust Man: Shut up or slow down! I'll...I'll dust you! Then, you'll be the opposite of happy...What's the word? Unhappy!
Turbo Man: Idon'thavetotakethatpressuresoeasily!
*a ding is heard*
Dust Man: What was that?
Clown Man: It's muffin time!
Dust Man: What the? You've been cooking muffins in your main reactor?
Clown Man: Yeah. It took me hours, though. I had to pull out all those cooling rods and all.
Dust Man: YOU TOOK OUT YOUR COOLING RODS??? YOU CAN MELT DOWN AT ANY SECOND!!!
Clown Man: No. Relax, Florence of Arabia! I was just kidding. I run on hamster power, remember?
Elec Man: Uh...guys? The mission?
Dust Man: You don't run on hamster power!
Clown Man: Oh no? Then how do you explain this half-eaten muffin I've got here?
Dust Man: You just bit out of that one!
Clown Man: That's right! You win a muffin!...But after you wash your hands.
Dust Man: But...I'm Dust Man! What'll people think of me if I had clean hands?
Clown Man: They'll think, "My, what a clean Dust Man. Shall we give him a muffin?"
Dust Man: How are you eating that anyway? We don't have a digestive system...or taste buds!
Clown Man: I'm a robot of mystical powers, remember?
Dust Man: You don't even have NORMAL powers! I can shoot dense blocks of garbage at up to 200 miles per hour! What can you do? You can...stretch your arms and shock people.
Clown Man: And go potty.
Turbo Man: Whycan'tIhavethatpowerormaybethepowerofflightorsomething?
Dust Man: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! I'M GONNA KILL BOTH OF YOU!!!
Clown Man: Oh, yeah? Well, your foot is ugly...and stupid!
Dust Man: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Clown Man: Raor!
Elec Man: *sighs* And to think that I could be a senator.
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So much confrontation going on between Wily's robots. No wonder Mega Man's always winning!