Post by Cuddly Dearly on Dec 23, 2009 17:16:44 GMT -5
It was a beautiful day, but Cuddly, Smiley, Emerald and Shadow didn't really feel like playing outside. They were sitting in the barn and watching TV. Suddenly, Cruella de Vil appeared on the screen.
„Grrrrr, stinky devil woman!“ Smiley growled. „She always ruins an exciting show down!“
„Yeah!“ Shadow said. „I want to bite her feet!“
„Shut up, you two!“ Cuddly said. „Let's better see what's going on!“
They stared at the screen and listened to Cruella.
„Today at five o' clock starts the newest glamurous fashion show organized by House of DeVil!“ Cruella said. „This time, we are presenting clothes for puppy dogs!“
„Clothes for puppies!“ Emerald smiled. „I want to go there!“
„Emerald, get down to Earth!“ Cuddly said. „It's Cruella de Vil! You're forgetting that her clothes are the worst ones in the whole country!“
„The show features the most beautiful, the most cute, the most fabulous Dalmatian puppy in the world!“ Cruella continued. „My little princess CRUELYN DE VIL!“
„Cruelyn...“ Shadow facepalmed. „You see, Emerald? Nothing interesting there!“
„Indeed!“ Smiley smirked. „Nothing interesting, unless we make it interesting!“
„What are you talking about, Smiley?“ Emerald asked.
Smiley turned to Shadow:“Hey, Shadow! You have several cameras! Can you set them to spy House of DeVil, Villa de Vil and the cottage of Rowdyruff Dogs?“
„House of DeVil, yeah, it makes sense“ Shadow said. „But why do you want to spy Hell Hall and those rowdyruff jerks?“
„You will see!“ Smiley smirked. „Don't be impatient! Can you do that?“
„Of course I can!“ Shadow smirked. „Let me just bring them, be right back!“
Shadow ran out of the barn. He went to take three cameras and set them next to the homes of their enemies. Meanwhile, Cuddly, Smiley and Emerald were chatting at the barn.
„Come on, Smiley!“ Cuddly said. „What have you planned?“
„Stop asking, Cuddly!“ Smiley answered. „If my plan fails, you will be terribly disappointed. Let's just hope that it's gonna be alright!“
One hour later, Shadow was back.
„The cameras are set up!“ he said. „And they can't find them, no way!“
Cuddly, Emerald, Shadow and Smiley went to watch what was going on at the House of DeVil. They looked at the screens which were playing in live the scenes captured by Shadow's cameras. At House of DeVil, Cruella was preparing Cruelyn for the fashion show.
„Oh no!“ Cruella said. „Blast the wretched job, I forgot some clothes that I must present on the show! I'll be right back, my princess, stay right here!“
Cruella ran out of House of DeVil. Smiley looked at his siblings and Shadow, and smirked. He took his mobile phone out. Cuddly, Emerald and Shadow were confused. Smiley called Cruelyn.
„Hello?“ Cruelyn answered.
„Hy, sister!“ Smiley said, changing his voice to sound like Cruelyn's brother Rotten the Rowdyruff Dog.
„Rotten!“ Cruelyn said. „You know that I'm at House of DeVil, preparing for my new show! Why the hell are you calling me now?“
„I've got bad news for you, sister! I've just passed by villa de Vil, and I saw it in ruins. It burned out, and... your pet Cruella is dead!“
„WHAT?!!“ Cruelyn screamed. „Talk to you later, Rotten!“ Cruelyn hang up.
Cuddly and Shadow rolled on the floor laughing.
„Oh Smiley, you crazy thing!“ Cuddly said. „What are you doing?“
„Just wait and see!“ Smiley said pointing to the screen. Cruelyn climbed out through an opened window and ran out of House of DeVil. She ran screaming and crying to villa de Vil.
„Look at her makeup!“ Cuddly laughed. „It's ruined down by her tears!“
„Poor Cruelyn“ Emerald frowned. „The joke was mean, Smiley!“
„Oh Emerald, don't ruin this moment down!“ Cuddly said.
„And stop pretending to be so noble!“ Smiley facepalmed. „Enjoy the scene just like we do!“
They kept watching.
Cruelyn was running to villa de Vil while Cruella was driving back to House of DeVil. They didn't meet each other on their way. Cruelyn came home and saw the mansion was in normal condition.
„What the....“ she growled. „Oh Rotten, you idiot!“ Suddenly, her mobile phone rang. She answered. There was Smiley talking to her, pretending to be Rotten.
„Hy, sister!“ Smiley said.
„ROTTEN, YOU IDIOT!!“ Cruelyn shouted. „What the hell does this mean??“
„It was a joke!“ Smiley said. „We got you!“
„YOU THREE IMBECILES!!!!“ Cruelyn growled. Shadow laughed.
„RAGE, I HEAR YOUR FU*KING LAUGHTER!!!“ Cruelyn continued. „SHUT THE FU*K UP!!!“
„Screw you, you hooker!“ Shadow said, changing his voice to sound like Rage the Rowdyruff Dog.
„POOR YOU WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN, ROWDYRUFF MUTTS!!!!!!" Cruelyn growled. "I'LL GET EVEN FOR THIS IDIOCY THAT YOU'VE JUST DONE!!!!!"
Cruelyn hang up. Cuddly, Emerald, Shadow and Smiley were rolling on the floor laughing.
„Oh well, let's take a look at House of DeVil!“ Smiley smirked. „The fashion show is about to begin!“
„Hello, dear audience!“ Cruella said. „Today I'm going to present my new designs of clothes for puppy dogs! Here comes my little princess CRUELYN!!“ Cruella opened the door, but Cruelyn was not there.
"Sorry for this little inconvenience!" Cruella said. "I'll find my dog in a few minutes!"
Smiley and the co were laughing out loud. The minutes went on, but Cruella couldn't find Cruelyn, because Cruelyn was out of House of DeVil. The audience was pissed off.
"This stupid woman made fools of us!!" one of them said.
"Yeah, we're waiting like idiots to see a spotted cr*p that's not going to appear!"
"Let's go and stop wasting our precious time on her!"
As Cruella returned on the stage, nobody was still there waiting for her.
"WHAT?" Cruella screamed. "YOU FU*KING UNGRATEFUL IDIOTS!!!!! AND CRUELYN, YOU LITTLE BIT*H!!!! POOR YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!"
„What now?“ Shadow laughed.
„Now let's check the cottage of the Rowdyruff Dogs!“ Smiley smirked. The four of them turned to the screen which was showing the cottage of the Rowdyruff Dogs. Cruelyn was walking nervously towards the cottage. She knocked madly on the door.
"ROTTEN!!!! RAPID!!!! RAGE!!!! OPEN THE FU*KING DOOR, YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!" Cruelyn shouted.
"That's Cruelyn!" Rapid said.
"What the hell is wrong with her now?" Rotten facepalmed. Rage opened the door, and his face immediately got punched by Cruelyn's right paw.
Hey, Cruelyn!" Rapid said. "What's wrong with you?"
"WITH ME?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, THREE IDIOTS???“ Cruelyn screamed at them. Rotten came out and slapped Cruelyn.
"OK, you spoiled brat, now calm the fu*k down!!" Rotten growled. "Why did you come here to blow your temper tantrum at us?"
"YOU RETARDED IDIOT!!!!!!“ Cruelyn growled after slapping Rotten back.
"OK, that's enough!" Rotten said. Rapid and Rage came closer and the Rowdyruff Dogs team grabbed Cruelyn and beat her up.
„This is fun!“ Shadow laughed watching Cruelyn and her brothers. „Anyone wants popcorn?“
„I do!“ Cuddly said.
„Fight, b*tch, fight!“ Shadow cheered.
„No, Shadow!“ Smiley said. „This spoiled brat is not strong enough!“
The Rowdyruff Dogs took a rope and bound Cruelyn up to a tree.
„Now calm the fu*k down and tell us why the hell have you come!“ Rotten said.
"You know very well, Rotten!" Cruelyn answered. "You called me to say that my home burned out and that Cruella died!!!! When I came and saw that nothing happened, you called me back and said that it was a JOKE!!!"
„Good one, Smiley!“ Shadow laughed.
„Thank you, Shadow!“ Smiley answered. „I can't believe what can a simple prank call do!“
They kept watching.
Rotten blinked after hearing Cruelyn's words.
"Me?! Calling you?“ he said. „Look, sister! At first, we've got no phone! Second, we have more important things to do. If we wanted to do prank calls, we would do them on those Dearly pus*ies, not on you!"
„Dearly pus*ies?!“ Cuddly growled after hearing Rotten's words. „Oh God d*mn you!“
„Shut up, Cuddly!“ Smiley said. „Watch them and enjoy!“
"Liar!!" Cruelyn growled at Rotten. "I recognized your voice!"
"Be smart, girl!" Rapid said. "It must have been an imitator!"
"Imitator?!" Cruelyn blinked
"Yeah!" Rapid said. "What use could we have for doing prank calls on you? Come on. Someone did two stupid calls which did a big crap to you, your devil woman and us!"
"Oh I'm sorry, guys!" Cruelyn said. "Can you please set me free now?
Rotten set Cruelyn free, but grabbed her paw
"Listen, Cruelyn!" he said. "This time you're forgiven. But next time when you come to blow your temper tantrum on us for NO REASON, I'll tear your gizzard out! I don't care about you being my sister! No one messes up with the Rowdyruff Dogs!"
Cruelyn left the Rowdyruff Dogs and ran back home.
„The devil take it, I missed my fashion show because of an imbecile who pretended to be Rotten!!“ she growled.
Smiley and co were laughing out loud.
„Look at Rotten's face!“ Cuddly laughed. „It's scratched by Cruelyn's claws!“
„Cruelyn is a P*ssycat!“ Shadow said.
„Now, to the Hell Hall!“ Smiley said, turning to the screen which was showing villa de Vil. Cruella was inside.
„CRUELYN!!!“ Cruella screamed. „WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE BRAT?!“
Suddenly, Cruelyn entered the mansion.
„Oh there you are, you little ungrateful....“ Cruella shouted, but then she stopped when she saw her beaten face.
„Oh Cruelyn, my darling!!“ she said and took her. „What happened to you? Oh I know! You left House of DeVil and you got beaten up by another mutt! You know, it happened because you left without my permission! Oh you little beast, now I have to wash you....“ Cruella continued criticising Cruelyn as she was walking to the bathroom with her.
„I'll find the mutt who did this to me!“ Cruelyn growled.
„Yeah, right!“ Smiley laughed as he turned the monitors off. „You'll never find us, b*tch! I hid my phone number!“
„This was amazing, Smiley!“ Shadow said. „I love your tricks! It's really incredible what can just one simple prank call do!“
„Well, guys, back to the barn?“ Cuddly asked.
„Yes!“ Emerald said. They went back to the barn to see what was up on TV. Cruella wasn't there anymore. They spent the evening watching a movie about Thunderbolt.
„Grrrrr, stinky devil woman!“ Smiley growled. „She always ruins an exciting show down!“
„Yeah!“ Shadow said. „I want to bite her feet!“
„Shut up, you two!“ Cuddly said. „Let's better see what's going on!“
They stared at the screen and listened to Cruella.
„Today at five o' clock starts the newest glamurous fashion show organized by House of DeVil!“ Cruella said. „This time, we are presenting clothes for puppy dogs!“
„Clothes for puppies!“ Emerald smiled. „I want to go there!“
„Emerald, get down to Earth!“ Cuddly said. „It's Cruella de Vil! You're forgetting that her clothes are the worst ones in the whole country!“
„The show features the most beautiful, the most cute, the most fabulous Dalmatian puppy in the world!“ Cruella continued. „My little princess CRUELYN DE VIL!“
„Cruelyn...“ Shadow facepalmed. „You see, Emerald? Nothing interesting there!“
„Indeed!“ Smiley smirked. „Nothing interesting, unless we make it interesting!“
„What are you talking about, Smiley?“ Emerald asked.
Smiley turned to Shadow:“Hey, Shadow! You have several cameras! Can you set them to spy House of DeVil, Villa de Vil and the cottage of Rowdyruff Dogs?“
„House of DeVil, yeah, it makes sense“ Shadow said. „But why do you want to spy Hell Hall and those rowdyruff jerks?“
„You will see!“ Smiley smirked. „Don't be impatient! Can you do that?“
„Of course I can!“ Shadow smirked. „Let me just bring them, be right back!“
Shadow ran out of the barn. He went to take three cameras and set them next to the homes of their enemies. Meanwhile, Cuddly, Smiley and Emerald were chatting at the barn.
„Come on, Smiley!“ Cuddly said. „What have you planned?“
„Stop asking, Cuddly!“ Smiley answered. „If my plan fails, you will be terribly disappointed. Let's just hope that it's gonna be alright!“
One hour later, Shadow was back.
„The cameras are set up!“ he said. „And they can't find them, no way!“
Cuddly, Emerald, Shadow and Smiley went to watch what was going on at the House of DeVil. They looked at the screens which were playing in live the scenes captured by Shadow's cameras. At House of DeVil, Cruella was preparing Cruelyn for the fashion show.
„Oh no!“ Cruella said. „Blast the wretched job, I forgot some clothes that I must present on the show! I'll be right back, my princess, stay right here!“
Cruella ran out of House of DeVil. Smiley looked at his siblings and Shadow, and smirked. He took his mobile phone out. Cuddly, Emerald and Shadow were confused. Smiley called Cruelyn.
„Hello?“ Cruelyn answered.
„Hy, sister!“ Smiley said, changing his voice to sound like Cruelyn's brother Rotten the Rowdyruff Dog.
„Rotten!“ Cruelyn said. „You know that I'm at House of DeVil, preparing for my new show! Why the hell are you calling me now?“
„I've got bad news for you, sister! I've just passed by villa de Vil, and I saw it in ruins. It burned out, and... your pet Cruella is dead!“
„WHAT?!!“ Cruelyn screamed. „Talk to you later, Rotten!“ Cruelyn hang up.
Cuddly and Shadow rolled on the floor laughing.
„Oh Smiley, you crazy thing!“ Cuddly said. „What are you doing?“
„Just wait and see!“ Smiley said pointing to the screen. Cruelyn climbed out through an opened window and ran out of House of DeVil. She ran screaming and crying to villa de Vil.
„Look at her makeup!“ Cuddly laughed. „It's ruined down by her tears!“
„Poor Cruelyn“ Emerald frowned. „The joke was mean, Smiley!“
„Oh Emerald, don't ruin this moment down!“ Cuddly said.
„And stop pretending to be so noble!“ Smiley facepalmed. „Enjoy the scene just like we do!“
They kept watching.
Cruelyn was running to villa de Vil while Cruella was driving back to House of DeVil. They didn't meet each other on their way. Cruelyn came home and saw the mansion was in normal condition.
„What the....“ she growled. „Oh Rotten, you idiot!“ Suddenly, her mobile phone rang. She answered. There was Smiley talking to her, pretending to be Rotten.
„Hy, sister!“ Smiley said.
„ROTTEN, YOU IDIOT!!“ Cruelyn shouted. „What the hell does this mean??“
„It was a joke!“ Smiley said. „We got you!“
„YOU THREE IMBECILES!!!!“ Cruelyn growled. Shadow laughed.
„RAGE, I HEAR YOUR FU*KING LAUGHTER!!!“ Cruelyn continued. „SHUT THE FU*K UP!!!“
„Screw you, you hooker!“ Shadow said, changing his voice to sound like Rage the Rowdyruff Dog.
„POOR YOU WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN, ROWDYRUFF MUTTS!!!!!!" Cruelyn growled. "I'LL GET EVEN FOR THIS IDIOCY THAT YOU'VE JUST DONE!!!!!"
Cruelyn hang up. Cuddly, Emerald, Shadow and Smiley were rolling on the floor laughing.
„Oh well, let's take a look at House of DeVil!“ Smiley smirked. „The fashion show is about to begin!“
„Hello, dear audience!“ Cruella said. „Today I'm going to present my new designs of clothes for puppy dogs! Here comes my little princess CRUELYN!!“ Cruella opened the door, but Cruelyn was not there.
"Sorry for this little inconvenience!" Cruella said. "I'll find my dog in a few minutes!"
Smiley and the co were laughing out loud. The minutes went on, but Cruella couldn't find Cruelyn, because Cruelyn was out of House of DeVil. The audience was pissed off.
"This stupid woman made fools of us!!" one of them said.
"Yeah, we're waiting like idiots to see a spotted cr*p that's not going to appear!"
"Let's go and stop wasting our precious time on her!"
As Cruella returned on the stage, nobody was still there waiting for her.
"WHAT?" Cruella screamed. "YOU FU*KING UNGRATEFUL IDIOTS!!!!! AND CRUELYN, YOU LITTLE BIT*H!!!! POOR YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!"
„What now?“ Shadow laughed.
„Now let's check the cottage of the Rowdyruff Dogs!“ Smiley smirked. The four of them turned to the screen which was showing the cottage of the Rowdyruff Dogs. Cruelyn was walking nervously towards the cottage. She knocked madly on the door.
"ROTTEN!!!! RAPID!!!! RAGE!!!! OPEN THE FU*KING DOOR, YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!" Cruelyn shouted.
"That's Cruelyn!" Rapid said.
"What the hell is wrong with her now?" Rotten facepalmed. Rage opened the door, and his face immediately got punched by Cruelyn's right paw.
Hey, Cruelyn!" Rapid said. "What's wrong with you?"
"WITH ME?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, THREE IDIOTS???“ Cruelyn screamed at them. Rotten came out and slapped Cruelyn.
"OK, you spoiled brat, now calm the fu*k down!!" Rotten growled. "Why did you come here to blow your temper tantrum at us?"
"YOU RETARDED IDIOT!!!!!!“ Cruelyn growled after slapping Rotten back.
"OK, that's enough!" Rotten said. Rapid and Rage came closer and the Rowdyruff Dogs team grabbed Cruelyn and beat her up.
„This is fun!“ Shadow laughed watching Cruelyn and her brothers. „Anyone wants popcorn?“
„I do!“ Cuddly said.
„Fight, b*tch, fight!“ Shadow cheered.
„No, Shadow!“ Smiley said. „This spoiled brat is not strong enough!“
The Rowdyruff Dogs took a rope and bound Cruelyn up to a tree.
„Now calm the fu*k down and tell us why the hell have you come!“ Rotten said.
"You know very well, Rotten!" Cruelyn answered. "You called me to say that my home burned out and that Cruella died!!!! When I came and saw that nothing happened, you called me back and said that it was a JOKE!!!"
„Good one, Smiley!“ Shadow laughed.
„Thank you, Shadow!“ Smiley answered. „I can't believe what can a simple prank call do!“
They kept watching.
Rotten blinked after hearing Cruelyn's words.
"Me?! Calling you?“ he said. „Look, sister! At first, we've got no phone! Second, we have more important things to do. If we wanted to do prank calls, we would do them on those Dearly pus*ies, not on you!"
„Dearly pus*ies?!“ Cuddly growled after hearing Rotten's words. „Oh God d*mn you!“
„Shut up, Cuddly!“ Smiley said. „Watch them and enjoy!“
"Liar!!" Cruelyn growled at Rotten. "I recognized your voice!"
"Be smart, girl!" Rapid said. "It must have been an imitator!"
"Imitator?!" Cruelyn blinked
"Yeah!" Rapid said. "What use could we have for doing prank calls on you? Come on. Someone did two stupid calls which did a big crap to you, your devil woman and us!"
"Oh I'm sorry, guys!" Cruelyn said. "Can you please set me free now?
Rotten set Cruelyn free, but grabbed her paw
"Listen, Cruelyn!" he said. "This time you're forgiven. But next time when you come to blow your temper tantrum on us for NO REASON, I'll tear your gizzard out! I don't care about you being my sister! No one messes up with the Rowdyruff Dogs!"
Cruelyn left the Rowdyruff Dogs and ran back home.
„The devil take it, I missed my fashion show because of an imbecile who pretended to be Rotten!!“ she growled.
Smiley and co were laughing out loud.
„Look at Rotten's face!“ Cuddly laughed. „It's scratched by Cruelyn's claws!“
„Cruelyn is a P*ssycat!“ Shadow said.
„Now, to the Hell Hall!“ Smiley said, turning to the screen which was showing villa de Vil. Cruella was inside.
„CRUELYN!!!“ Cruella screamed. „WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE BRAT?!“
Suddenly, Cruelyn entered the mansion.
„Oh there you are, you little ungrateful....“ Cruella shouted, but then she stopped when she saw her beaten face.
„Oh Cruelyn, my darling!!“ she said and took her. „What happened to you? Oh I know! You left House of DeVil and you got beaten up by another mutt! You know, it happened because you left without my permission! Oh you little beast, now I have to wash you....“ Cruella continued criticising Cruelyn as she was walking to the bathroom with her.
„I'll find the mutt who did this to me!“ Cruelyn growled.
„Yeah, right!“ Smiley laughed as he turned the monitors off. „You'll never find us, b*tch! I hid my phone number!“
„This was amazing, Smiley!“ Shadow said. „I love your tricks! It's really incredible what can just one simple prank call do!“
„Well, guys, back to the barn?“ Cuddly asked.
„Yes!“ Emerald said. They went back to the barn to see what was up on TV. Cruella wasn't there anymore. They spent the evening watching a movie about Thunderbolt.