Post by Cuddly Dearly on Aug 24, 2010 15:48:15 GMT -5
This fanfic is my gift to Belchic, and everyone who likes totem disguises
Cruella de Vil was a wealthy woman who lived in the country, in a huge and scary mansion, so-called „Villa de Vil“, but it was popularly called the Hell Hall. She lived next to Anita Dearly, the fashion designer employed in her fashion company „House of De Vil“. Anita Dearly lived with her husband Roger, and a nice old woman who used to be her baby sitter, Nanny Cook. The most unusual thing about Dearly's family was the fact that they had 101 pets on their farm – 101 Dalmatian dogs. On the other hand, Cruella who used to be known as an animal hater, had three animals at that time: Scorch the ferret and two dogs: Vendella and Cruelyn.
Vendella was an unusual female dog. She was a pink mixbreeded dog, very well known by her long painted ears. Her right ear was black, and her left ear was white, resembling her pet's distinctive black and white hair. Cruella de Vil was keeping Vendella in her mansion just for dog exhibitions and similar occasion. Scorch was a grey ferret who enjoyed being nasty with Dearly's dogs, just like his pet Cruella enjoyed being nasty with Roger and Anita Dearly. Scorch was her favorite animal until she found an unusual female Dalmatian puppy next to her mansion. Everyone wonders, why would Cruella keep a Dalmatian dog for herself, when she hates Dearly's Dalmatians so much? The answer is – that Dalmatian puppy had a black and white toupee which looked just like her hair. She named that puppy Cruelyn, and Cruelyn became the icon of „House of De Vil“.
One beautiful day in the country, Cruella was off to a business trip. She left her animals alone in the mansion. Vendella was lying next to the window, relaxing and enjoying her endless free time. Scorch was standing next to her and watching Dearly's Dalmatians in the neighbourhood. He was angry because there were always some puppies next to the chicken house. Oh, how would he love to break into it and eat a delicious piece of chicken meat. At the same time, Cruelyn was standing next to the mirror, creating new outfits with canine clothes designed and sewed exclusively by her pet Cruella.
„Blast those mutts!“ Scorch grumbled. „They never go away from that chicken house!“
„Can you stop repeating that, Scorch?“ Vendella asked. „You are more boring than my boredom.“
„Can you shut up over there?!“ Cruelyn said. „Don't you see that I need inspiration to create a new magnificent outfit? Don't ruin my beautiful day down by mentioning those mutts from that stinky farm!“
„Delicious chicken meat!“ Scorch said. „I just want to eat it!“
Trying not to pay attention to Scorch and Vendella, Cruelyn was searching for a necklace to complete her new outfit. As she couldn't find anything, she sneaked into Cruella's dressing room to find something.
„Cruelyn is a freak, isn't she?“ Vendella asked.
„I don't care about that annoying hag now!“ Scorch answered.
„SCORCH, VENDELLA!!“ Cruelyn shouted from Cruella's dressing room. „Come here!“
„Is it possible that she heard us?!“ Scorch asked.
„I don't care“, Vendella sighed. „Let's go and see what does she want.“
As they came to Cruella's dressing room, they saw many expensive fur coats lying in a mess on the ground. Apparently, Cruelyn wasn't there.
„Look what I found!“ Cruelyn said, getting out of a coat.
„Yeah, what?“ Scorch said. „Cruella's old coats, oh big deal!“
„For your ferret brain, those may be just ordinary old coats!“ Cruelyn smirked. „But for me, it's something to scare the living hell out of those mutts on the farm! That will be nice! And I believe that both of you will enjoy it!“
„Scare them with a coat?“ Scorch said. „Don't be ridiculous, Cruelyn!“
„Sometimes I see those mutts doing totem disguises“, Cruelyn explained. „You know, two, three or more of them stand on each other's shoulders. The highest one puts on a coat, and then they are as tall as a human. You see what I mean?“
„How could a totem disguise scare those things?“ Scorch was confused.
„We will make them think that we are their worst nightmare – Cruella de Vil! When Cruella left for the business trip, she forgot her voice recorder! I can find an old tape with her voice saying „Memo to myself: I have to kill those mutts! Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head! And I'll use their skins to make a lovely new coat!“
„Old trick!“ Scorch said. „They all know that Cruella gave up fur. Apparently.“
„Cruelyn is right, Scorch!“ Vendella said. „They will think that Cruella is up to her old passion again. They will get scared off! Oh, that's gonna be fun!“
„Alright, let's do it!“ Scorch sighed. „But I honestly doubt that it could work!“
„Scorch, the party breaker!“ Cruelyn grumbled. „Just shut up and do what I say if you want some chicken meat!“
„What does the chicken meat have to do with this?“
„For your ferret brain to understand, if we scare the mutts, they will run away, and you will be able to kill some chickens and eat them“
„Ah, OK“ Scorch accepted, but it was obvious that he was still confused.
„Scorch, you just stand on Vendella's back, the rest of it is my job. Just be calm!“ Cruelyn said.
Scorch gulped, doubting that Cruelyn's plan could work, but he did as she said and stood on Vendella's back. Cruelyn wrapped herself into Cruella's light yellow mink coat and climbed up on Scorch's back. The coat covered Scorch and Vendella, leaving only Vendella's feet visible.
„Oh, I love this!“ Cruelyn said, looking at the mirror. „I look so great in this coat. Mhmmmm... Now, let's scare the hell out of those spotted mutts!“ Cruelyn smirked.
„Aah, I am allergic to mink fur!“ Scorch moaned.
„Stop whining, Scorch!“ Vendella grumbled and started to walk towards Dearly farm.
Some minutes later, they came on the farm and saw many puppies running joyfully around, telling jokes, playing together... Suddenly, they saw De Vil animals in totem disguise and stared at them.
„What is this?!“ Lucky said. „Cruella wearing fur again?!“
„Look at her shoes!“ Rolly said. „They look like, ugh... like Vendella's paws.“
„Isn't she acting, eh... unusual?“ Cadpig asked.
Cruelyn suddenly played the tape in Cruella's voice recorder.
„Memo to myself: I have to kill those mutts! Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head! And I'll use their skins to make a lovely new coat!“ Cruella's voice said.
Rolly and Cadpig ran away, and many puppies started to bark panicly. But Lucky just stepped back and kept standing there, looking at that strange Cruella.
„Kill those mutts!“ Cruella's voice repeated.
„Lucky, come here!“ Rolly shouted from the barn. „She is crazy, she's gonna kill you!“
„Poison them!“ the voice recorder said, as Vendella stepped towards Lucky.
„Drown them!“ Cruella's voice continued, and Lucky was walking backwards to the barn.
„I can't stand this anymore!“ Scorch said.
„Shut your whine the hell up, Scorch!“ Vendella grumbled.
At that moment Scorch sneezed, and the whole totem shook a bit. As she felt the shake, Cruelyn blushed, believing that her plan is going to be ruined down. But Vendella kept walking.
„Lucky, run!!“ Cadpig shouted, as many puppies barked in panic.
„Guys, I think this is not Cruella!“ Lucky said.
„Stop pretending to be Thunderbolt and run away, Lucky!“ Rolly shouted to him, as the voice recorder said:„I'll use their skins to make a lovely new coat!“
Lucky wasn't completely sure. He was a little frightened by Cruella's voice, but the whole thing seemed so strange. However, he didn't want to run away like a coward, but he was stepping back slowly. Vendella was walking towards him.
„I told you, Vendella, I'm allergic to this thing!“ Scorch said.
„SHUT UP!!“ Vendella shouted.
„I will not shut up!“ Scorch said, and sneezed again.
„Will you two calm down?!“ Cruelyn said angrily.
„Guys, I think I've just heard Cruella's animals!“ Lucky said.
„I have to kill those mutts!“ Cruelyn repeated the sound in the voice recorder.
„Lucky, come here!!“ Rolly and Cadpig shouted.
„Yeah, yeah, memo to myself!“ Lucky laughed.
„I have to get out of here, can't stand it anymore!“ Scorch said.
„You won't go anywhere!!“ Vendella said.
The totem started to wobble, as Scorch and Vendella were fighting.
„STOP, YOU TWO!!“ Cruelyn shouted at Scorch and Vendella.
„Lucky, stop playing a hero!“ Spot shouted from the barn.
„You know, guys, why is Cruella wearing shoes which look like Vendella's paws?“ Lucky shouted proudly. „Because it is Vendella!“
As he pronounced those words, Lucky jumped on the totem. Scorch and Vendella fell down, and Cruelyn was ejected to the pig-sty. Cruella's beautiful mink coat got stained with mud, as well as the make-up on Cruelyn's face. The voice recorder started to repeat the whole record infinitely.
„I told you, guys!“ Lucky said, as Cruelyn started to scream of rage because of her trick completely ruined down. „This thing wasn't Cruella, but her stupid pets!“
At that moment, all the puppies came out and started to laugh at Scorch and Vendella, who were still fighting, and at Cruelyn who was walking out of the pig-sty, dragging Cruella's muddy coat.
„That stinky mongrel!“ Cruelyn screamed while walking back to the Hell Hall. „One day I'll take my revenge on you, Lucky Dearly!“
Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot smirked at Scorch and Vendella. Suddenly, they both blushed embarrassedly and ran away.
Next day, Cruella came home from the business trip. Jasper and Horace were carrying her suitcases after her. As she entered the mansion, she saw tracks of mud.
„Why the hell is the floor muddy?!!!“ Cruella shouted, shocked by seeing that. She started to follow the muddy tracks and saw that they were leading to her dressing room. As she entered the room, she saw her coat stained with mud, and her broken voice recorder next to it.
„AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!“ she screamed of shock and madness. „CRUELYN, YOU STUPID MUTT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!!!!“
„Oh no, Cruella is mad!“ Cruelyn said. „RUN!!!“
All the three Cruella's animals ran away from the mansion, as Cruella started to chase them. When Cruelyn ran out through the main door of the Hell Hall, there were many Dearly's Dalmatians laughing at her...
Cruella de Vil was a wealthy woman who lived in the country, in a huge and scary mansion, so-called „Villa de Vil“, but it was popularly called the Hell Hall. She lived next to Anita Dearly, the fashion designer employed in her fashion company „House of De Vil“. Anita Dearly lived with her husband Roger, and a nice old woman who used to be her baby sitter, Nanny Cook. The most unusual thing about Dearly's family was the fact that they had 101 pets on their farm – 101 Dalmatian dogs. On the other hand, Cruella who used to be known as an animal hater, had three animals at that time: Scorch the ferret and two dogs: Vendella and Cruelyn.
Vendella was an unusual female dog. She was a pink mixbreeded dog, very well known by her long painted ears. Her right ear was black, and her left ear was white, resembling her pet's distinctive black and white hair. Cruella de Vil was keeping Vendella in her mansion just for dog exhibitions and similar occasion. Scorch was a grey ferret who enjoyed being nasty with Dearly's dogs, just like his pet Cruella enjoyed being nasty with Roger and Anita Dearly. Scorch was her favorite animal until she found an unusual female Dalmatian puppy next to her mansion. Everyone wonders, why would Cruella keep a Dalmatian dog for herself, when she hates Dearly's Dalmatians so much? The answer is – that Dalmatian puppy had a black and white toupee which looked just like her hair. She named that puppy Cruelyn, and Cruelyn became the icon of „House of De Vil“.
One beautiful day in the country, Cruella was off to a business trip. She left her animals alone in the mansion. Vendella was lying next to the window, relaxing and enjoying her endless free time. Scorch was standing next to her and watching Dearly's Dalmatians in the neighbourhood. He was angry because there were always some puppies next to the chicken house. Oh, how would he love to break into it and eat a delicious piece of chicken meat. At the same time, Cruelyn was standing next to the mirror, creating new outfits with canine clothes designed and sewed exclusively by her pet Cruella.
„Blast those mutts!“ Scorch grumbled. „They never go away from that chicken house!“
„Can you stop repeating that, Scorch?“ Vendella asked. „You are more boring than my boredom.“
„Can you shut up over there?!“ Cruelyn said. „Don't you see that I need inspiration to create a new magnificent outfit? Don't ruin my beautiful day down by mentioning those mutts from that stinky farm!“
„Delicious chicken meat!“ Scorch said. „I just want to eat it!“
Trying not to pay attention to Scorch and Vendella, Cruelyn was searching for a necklace to complete her new outfit. As she couldn't find anything, she sneaked into Cruella's dressing room to find something.
„Cruelyn is a freak, isn't she?“ Vendella asked.
„I don't care about that annoying hag now!“ Scorch answered.
„SCORCH, VENDELLA!!“ Cruelyn shouted from Cruella's dressing room. „Come here!“
„Is it possible that she heard us?!“ Scorch asked.
„I don't care“, Vendella sighed. „Let's go and see what does she want.“
As they came to Cruella's dressing room, they saw many expensive fur coats lying in a mess on the ground. Apparently, Cruelyn wasn't there.
„Look what I found!“ Cruelyn said, getting out of a coat.
„Yeah, what?“ Scorch said. „Cruella's old coats, oh big deal!“
„For your ferret brain, those may be just ordinary old coats!“ Cruelyn smirked. „But for me, it's something to scare the living hell out of those mutts on the farm! That will be nice! And I believe that both of you will enjoy it!“
„Scare them with a coat?“ Scorch said. „Don't be ridiculous, Cruelyn!“
„Sometimes I see those mutts doing totem disguises“, Cruelyn explained. „You know, two, three or more of them stand on each other's shoulders. The highest one puts on a coat, and then they are as tall as a human. You see what I mean?“
„How could a totem disguise scare those things?“ Scorch was confused.
„We will make them think that we are their worst nightmare – Cruella de Vil! When Cruella left for the business trip, she forgot her voice recorder! I can find an old tape with her voice saying „Memo to myself: I have to kill those mutts! Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head! And I'll use their skins to make a lovely new coat!“
„Old trick!“ Scorch said. „They all know that Cruella gave up fur. Apparently.“
„Cruelyn is right, Scorch!“ Vendella said. „They will think that Cruella is up to her old passion again. They will get scared off! Oh, that's gonna be fun!“
„Alright, let's do it!“ Scorch sighed. „But I honestly doubt that it could work!“
„Scorch, the party breaker!“ Cruelyn grumbled. „Just shut up and do what I say if you want some chicken meat!“
„What does the chicken meat have to do with this?“
„For your ferret brain to understand, if we scare the mutts, they will run away, and you will be able to kill some chickens and eat them“
„Ah, OK“ Scorch accepted, but it was obvious that he was still confused.
„Scorch, you just stand on Vendella's back, the rest of it is my job. Just be calm!“ Cruelyn said.
Scorch gulped, doubting that Cruelyn's plan could work, but he did as she said and stood on Vendella's back. Cruelyn wrapped herself into Cruella's light yellow mink coat and climbed up on Scorch's back. The coat covered Scorch and Vendella, leaving only Vendella's feet visible.
„Oh, I love this!“ Cruelyn said, looking at the mirror. „I look so great in this coat. Mhmmmm... Now, let's scare the hell out of those spotted mutts!“ Cruelyn smirked.
„Aah, I am allergic to mink fur!“ Scorch moaned.
„Stop whining, Scorch!“ Vendella grumbled and started to walk towards Dearly farm.
Some minutes later, they came on the farm and saw many puppies running joyfully around, telling jokes, playing together... Suddenly, they saw De Vil animals in totem disguise and stared at them.
„What is this?!“ Lucky said. „Cruella wearing fur again?!“
„Look at her shoes!“ Rolly said. „They look like, ugh... like Vendella's paws.“
„Isn't she acting, eh... unusual?“ Cadpig asked.
Cruelyn suddenly played the tape in Cruella's voice recorder.
„Memo to myself: I have to kill those mutts! Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head! And I'll use their skins to make a lovely new coat!“ Cruella's voice said.
Rolly and Cadpig ran away, and many puppies started to bark panicly. But Lucky just stepped back and kept standing there, looking at that strange Cruella.
„Kill those mutts!“ Cruella's voice repeated.
„Lucky, come here!“ Rolly shouted from the barn. „She is crazy, she's gonna kill you!“
„Poison them!“ the voice recorder said, as Vendella stepped towards Lucky.
„Drown them!“ Cruella's voice continued, and Lucky was walking backwards to the barn.
„I can't stand this anymore!“ Scorch said.
„Shut your whine the hell up, Scorch!“ Vendella grumbled.
At that moment Scorch sneezed, and the whole totem shook a bit. As she felt the shake, Cruelyn blushed, believing that her plan is going to be ruined down. But Vendella kept walking.
„Lucky, run!!“ Cadpig shouted, as many puppies barked in panic.
„Guys, I think this is not Cruella!“ Lucky said.
„Stop pretending to be Thunderbolt and run away, Lucky!“ Rolly shouted to him, as the voice recorder said:„I'll use their skins to make a lovely new coat!“
Lucky wasn't completely sure. He was a little frightened by Cruella's voice, but the whole thing seemed so strange. However, he didn't want to run away like a coward, but he was stepping back slowly. Vendella was walking towards him.
„I told you, Vendella, I'm allergic to this thing!“ Scorch said.
„SHUT UP!!“ Vendella shouted.
„I will not shut up!“ Scorch said, and sneezed again.
„Will you two calm down?!“ Cruelyn said angrily.
„Guys, I think I've just heard Cruella's animals!“ Lucky said.
„I have to kill those mutts!“ Cruelyn repeated the sound in the voice recorder.
„Lucky, come here!!“ Rolly and Cadpig shouted.
„Yeah, yeah, memo to myself!“ Lucky laughed.
„I have to get out of here, can't stand it anymore!“ Scorch said.
„You won't go anywhere!!“ Vendella said.
The totem started to wobble, as Scorch and Vendella were fighting.
„STOP, YOU TWO!!“ Cruelyn shouted at Scorch and Vendella.
„Lucky, stop playing a hero!“ Spot shouted from the barn.
„You know, guys, why is Cruella wearing shoes which look like Vendella's paws?“ Lucky shouted proudly. „Because it is Vendella!“
As he pronounced those words, Lucky jumped on the totem. Scorch and Vendella fell down, and Cruelyn was ejected to the pig-sty. Cruella's beautiful mink coat got stained with mud, as well as the make-up on Cruelyn's face. The voice recorder started to repeat the whole record infinitely.
„I told you, guys!“ Lucky said, as Cruelyn started to scream of rage because of her trick completely ruined down. „This thing wasn't Cruella, but her stupid pets!“
At that moment, all the puppies came out and started to laugh at Scorch and Vendella, who were still fighting, and at Cruelyn who was walking out of the pig-sty, dragging Cruella's muddy coat.
„That stinky mongrel!“ Cruelyn screamed while walking back to the Hell Hall. „One day I'll take my revenge on you, Lucky Dearly!“
Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot smirked at Scorch and Vendella. Suddenly, they both blushed embarrassedly and ran away.
Next day, Cruella came home from the business trip. Jasper and Horace were carrying her suitcases after her. As she entered the mansion, she saw tracks of mud.
„Why the hell is the floor muddy?!!!“ Cruella shouted, shocked by seeing that. She started to follow the muddy tracks and saw that they were leading to her dressing room. As she entered the room, she saw her coat stained with mud, and her broken voice recorder next to it.
„AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!“ she screamed of shock and madness. „CRUELYN, YOU STUPID MUTT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!!!!“
„Oh no, Cruella is mad!“ Cruelyn said. „RUN!!!“
All the three Cruella's animals ran away from the mansion, as Cruella started to chase them. When Cruelyn ran out through the main door of the Hell Hall, there were many Dearly's Dalmatians laughing at her...