Post by Belchic on Jun 17, 2006 23:20:41 GMT -5
Well, we seem to be writing a lot of random fanfics rather than fanfics that are meant to capture any essence of the show, so I'm going to make this little 101 Crossover of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. This is sort of an abridged version of the first 20 minutes of the movie.
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It was morning, and Lucky was supposed to go to bark brigade training class. However, he was still in bed and felt very sick.
Lucky: I don't feel quite well, Mom.
Perdita: Don't worry, Lucky. You'll have to stay home today.
Pongo: What's wrong with Lucky, Perdy?
Perdita: He said his stomach is feeling upset, and he has a sinus headache.
Pongo: Well, Lucky, Mom and I have stuff to do, so we're going to have to leave you alone.
Lucky: I'm sure I'll be okay without you. I hope I get better soon.
Pongo and Perdy left him. As soon as they were out of sight, Lucky got right up.
Lucky: They bought it!
Lucky ran up to the phone and called up Cadpig. She answered.
Cadpig: Hello?
Lucky: Cadpig? It's Lucky.
Cadpig: Speaking.
Lucky: So did it work out?
Cadpig: Yeah, I gave 'em the sick excuse, and it worked like a charm.
Lucky: Did you hear from the others?
Cadpig: Yeah, I called Rolly and Noggin. They're in. Rolly called Belchic, and he's in too. I haven't heard from Spot yet.
Lucky: I guess I'll give her a buzz.
Cadpig: Okay, I'll see you in a little while, Lucky.
Lucky hung up and called up Spot.
Spot: Yeah?
Lucky: Spot, are you decent?
Spot: No.
Lucky: You are going out with us today, right?
Spot: What? Lucky, I'm sick.
Lucky: Come on. Do you think I'm that stupid? You're just pretending to be sick, cos you're playing hookie so you can get out of bark class.
Spot: No, Lucky. I really am sick.
Lucky: Well, take some medicine, and let's get going. We'll meet at the den.
Meanwhile, Cadpig was back on with Rolly.
Cadpig: Rolly, we're all going to meet at the den.
Rolly: Okay, I'll see you there.
Back at bark class, the other pups were training. Pug felt a little curios about the absence of six specific pups.
Pug: That's funny. A few of our cadets are absent. *gasp!* They've been absent a lot! I know those six mutts anywhere! They're purposely skipping class!
Little did Pug know, the pups playing hookie were in the midst of coming up with a plot to sneak Two-Tone out of class to play hookie with them. Pug's phone rang.
Pug: Cadet Tree-Josh!
Tripod: Sir!
Pug: Watch over the class while I make this collect call.
Tripod: Yes, Sir!
Pug answered the phone.
Pug: Bark Brigade. How may I help you?
Voice: Hello. Is this Lieutenant Pug?
Pug: Practically.
Voice: Yes, Lieutenant, I'm calling for the sake of Two-Tone Dearly. She is in class, right?
Pug: You mean the black butt girl? Yeah, she's here.
Voice: Well, she needs to come home right away. She has a doctor's appointment.
Pug: Is that so? Well...do you happen to have any kind of paperwork or note that I can look at before you take her?
Voice: May I ask what you need those for?
Pug: Well, it would be nice if I could see some proof for the excuse of Two-Tone.
Tripod: Sir? What are you doing?
Pug: Just a minute. *to Tripod* Relax, Tri-Fold. This is just Cadet Lucky. He thinks he can outsmart me by playing this trick on me? Well, he's barking up the wrong tree! I'm gonna set up a trap for him!
Just then, another phone rang. Tripod ran over and picked it up.
Tripod: Bark Brigade.
Lucky: Hello. This is Lucky Dearly.
Tripod immediately freaked out and raced back over to Pug.
Tripod: Lieutenant, Sir!
Pug: What is it now, Tri-Cup?
Tripod: Cadet Lucky is on Line 2!
Pug was shocked. He went right back to his call.
Pug: Uh...*laughs nervously* My apologies, Sir. You were calling about Two-Tone?
The person at the end of Pug's line has turned out to be Belchic. He has cleverly disguised his voice.
Belchic: Yes. She has a doctor's appointment, and I'm going to come pick her up. Have her meet me outside in 10 minutes all alone, with nobody else.
Noggin started freaking out, and Belchic saw him.
Belchic: I take that back. Have her meet me outside with you with her. And you and I are going to talk face to face about your attitude!
Noggin started giving Belchic signs to cut.
Belchic: On second thought, we'll talk later. We'll have lunch tomorrow and talk about it then.
Pug: I'll send Two-Tone out right away.
Belchic: Alright. I will be expecting to see her. Goodbye, Mr. Lieutenant!
He hung up.
Noggin: Belchic! Where's your brain?
Belchic: What?
Noggin: You told Pug to be out there with Two-Tone while we go pick her up! How do you think we'll be able to sneak her out of class while he knows we're taking her?
Belchic: When I told him to bring her out alone, you started freaking out!
Noggin: Okay, when we get together with the other four, we'll discuss how we're going to do it.
A few minutes later, Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly, Spot, Belchic and Noggin all met outside the den.
Lucky: I've always wanted to do this. Just all of us, having the whole day to ourselves. And now, with out further to do, I present to you, the car!
Lucky opened the doors revealing a rather neat looking mustang.
Rolly: We've got a mustang?
Belchic: Schwiggity Shwag! That is so rad!
Spot: No way! We are not driving this car all over town!
Cadpig: What are you so edgey about, Spot?
Noggin: Okay, before we go any further, Lucky. I have encountered a problem.
Lucky: What's that?
Noggin: Belchic made the prank call like you told him, but he told Pug to come out with Two-Tone. How are we going to get her out of there without Pug knowing it's us?
Lucky: Alright, I'll tell you how we're going to do this.
The pups formed a huddle, and Lucky told them his plan in a whisper.
Lucky: Everybody cool with that?
Cadpig/Rolly/Belchic: Yeah!
Noggin/Spot: I guess.
Lucky: Okay, guys, let's start cruising!
The pups all got into the car. Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly took their positions while the other three jumped into the back seat. They drove off. Meanwhile, Pug did just what he was told by Belchic whom he had mistaken for Two-Tone's dad.
Pug: Cadet, Two-Tone, normally, I don't let anyone leave class early, but this was for an important occasion, so I'm letting you go.
Two-Tone: I'm glad that you understand.
A couple seconds later, a school buss passed by. Suddenly, from behind the bus, a red mustang was revealed with a mysterious person standing in front of it (from Pug and Two-Tone's perspective). This person was really Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly stacked up on one another wearing a trench coat; Lucky was wearing a hat and a pair of sunglasses.
Pug: Hmm. I wonder who that is.
Lucky: Two-Tone, dear? Let's get moving.
Two-Tone: Uh, that would be my dad. See you tomorrow, Sir.
She walked up to the trio.
Two-Tone: Hi.
Lucky: Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
Two-Tone: Why not?
Cadpig: Oh, great.
Lucky bent down to kiss Two-Tone causing Cadpig to lean over and almost lose balance, but they all got back up okay.
Cadpig: That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Pug, however, saw them kiss (but luckily didn't hear them).
Pug: So that's what it's like in their family, huh?
Two-Tone got into the shotgun seat and greeted Noggin, Belchic and Spot, who were hiding in the back.
Two-Tone: Hi, guys.
Noggin: Hi, Two-Tone.
Two-Tone: Howya doing?
Belchic: Pretty good.
Two-Tone: Comfy?
Spot: No.
Then the others got in and drove off. It seemed extremely difficult to drive at first, but once they all got far away from Pug, the pups threw off their costume and got back to their normal poses. This now started a big hookie day for the seven youngsters.
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That's where I'm going to stop. Sorry, but that's all I really wanted to do for the crossover. But anybody else is welcome to continue the story...if they want.
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It was morning, and Lucky was supposed to go to bark brigade training class. However, he was still in bed and felt very sick.
Lucky: I don't feel quite well, Mom.
Perdita: Don't worry, Lucky. You'll have to stay home today.
Pongo: What's wrong with Lucky, Perdy?
Perdita: He said his stomach is feeling upset, and he has a sinus headache.
Pongo: Well, Lucky, Mom and I have stuff to do, so we're going to have to leave you alone.
Lucky: I'm sure I'll be okay without you. I hope I get better soon.
Pongo and Perdy left him. As soon as they were out of sight, Lucky got right up.
Lucky: They bought it!
Lucky ran up to the phone and called up Cadpig. She answered.
Cadpig: Hello?
Lucky: Cadpig? It's Lucky.
Cadpig: Speaking.
Lucky: So did it work out?
Cadpig: Yeah, I gave 'em the sick excuse, and it worked like a charm.
Lucky: Did you hear from the others?
Cadpig: Yeah, I called Rolly and Noggin. They're in. Rolly called Belchic, and he's in too. I haven't heard from Spot yet.
Lucky: I guess I'll give her a buzz.
Cadpig: Okay, I'll see you in a little while, Lucky.
Lucky hung up and called up Spot.
Spot: Yeah?
Lucky: Spot, are you decent?
Spot: No.
Lucky: You are going out with us today, right?
Spot: What? Lucky, I'm sick.
Lucky: Come on. Do you think I'm that stupid? You're just pretending to be sick, cos you're playing hookie so you can get out of bark class.
Spot: No, Lucky. I really am sick.
Lucky: Well, take some medicine, and let's get going. We'll meet at the den.
Meanwhile, Cadpig was back on with Rolly.
Cadpig: Rolly, we're all going to meet at the den.
Rolly: Okay, I'll see you there.
Back at bark class, the other pups were training. Pug felt a little curios about the absence of six specific pups.
Pug: That's funny. A few of our cadets are absent. *gasp!* They've been absent a lot! I know those six mutts anywhere! They're purposely skipping class!
Little did Pug know, the pups playing hookie were in the midst of coming up with a plot to sneak Two-Tone out of class to play hookie with them. Pug's phone rang.
Pug: Cadet Tree-Josh!
Tripod: Sir!
Pug: Watch over the class while I make this collect call.
Tripod: Yes, Sir!
Pug answered the phone.
Pug: Bark Brigade. How may I help you?
Voice: Hello. Is this Lieutenant Pug?
Pug: Practically.
Voice: Yes, Lieutenant, I'm calling for the sake of Two-Tone Dearly. She is in class, right?
Pug: You mean the black butt girl? Yeah, she's here.
Voice: Well, she needs to come home right away. She has a doctor's appointment.
Pug: Is that so? Well...do you happen to have any kind of paperwork or note that I can look at before you take her?
Voice: May I ask what you need those for?
Pug: Well, it would be nice if I could see some proof for the excuse of Two-Tone.
Tripod: Sir? What are you doing?
Pug: Just a minute. *to Tripod* Relax, Tri-Fold. This is just Cadet Lucky. He thinks he can outsmart me by playing this trick on me? Well, he's barking up the wrong tree! I'm gonna set up a trap for him!
Just then, another phone rang. Tripod ran over and picked it up.
Tripod: Bark Brigade.
Lucky: Hello. This is Lucky Dearly.
Tripod immediately freaked out and raced back over to Pug.
Tripod: Lieutenant, Sir!
Pug: What is it now, Tri-Cup?
Tripod: Cadet Lucky is on Line 2!
Pug was shocked. He went right back to his call.
Pug: Uh...*laughs nervously* My apologies, Sir. You were calling about Two-Tone?
The person at the end of Pug's line has turned out to be Belchic. He has cleverly disguised his voice.
Belchic: Yes. She has a doctor's appointment, and I'm going to come pick her up. Have her meet me outside in 10 minutes all alone, with nobody else.
Noggin started freaking out, and Belchic saw him.
Belchic: I take that back. Have her meet me outside with you with her. And you and I are going to talk face to face about your attitude!
Noggin started giving Belchic signs to cut.
Belchic: On second thought, we'll talk later. We'll have lunch tomorrow and talk about it then.
Pug: I'll send Two-Tone out right away.
Belchic: Alright. I will be expecting to see her. Goodbye, Mr. Lieutenant!
He hung up.
Noggin: Belchic! Where's your brain?
Belchic: What?
Noggin: You told Pug to be out there with Two-Tone while we go pick her up! How do you think we'll be able to sneak her out of class while he knows we're taking her?
Belchic: When I told him to bring her out alone, you started freaking out!
Noggin: Okay, when we get together with the other four, we'll discuss how we're going to do it.
A few minutes later, Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly, Spot, Belchic and Noggin all met outside the den.
Lucky: I've always wanted to do this. Just all of us, having the whole day to ourselves. And now, with out further to do, I present to you, the car!
Lucky opened the doors revealing a rather neat looking mustang.
Rolly: We've got a mustang?
Belchic: Schwiggity Shwag! That is so rad!
Spot: No way! We are not driving this car all over town!
Cadpig: What are you so edgey about, Spot?
Noggin: Okay, before we go any further, Lucky. I have encountered a problem.
Lucky: What's that?
Noggin: Belchic made the prank call like you told him, but he told Pug to come out with Two-Tone. How are we going to get her out of there without Pug knowing it's us?
Lucky: Alright, I'll tell you how we're going to do this.
The pups formed a huddle, and Lucky told them his plan in a whisper.
Lucky: Everybody cool with that?
Cadpig/Rolly/Belchic: Yeah!
Noggin/Spot: I guess.
Lucky: Okay, guys, let's start cruising!
The pups all got into the car. Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly took their positions while the other three jumped into the back seat. They drove off. Meanwhile, Pug did just what he was told by Belchic whom he had mistaken for Two-Tone's dad.
Pug: Cadet, Two-Tone, normally, I don't let anyone leave class early, but this was for an important occasion, so I'm letting you go.
Two-Tone: I'm glad that you understand.
A couple seconds later, a school buss passed by. Suddenly, from behind the bus, a red mustang was revealed with a mysterious person standing in front of it (from Pug and Two-Tone's perspective). This person was really Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly stacked up on one another wearing a trench coat; Lucky was wearing a hat and a pair of sunglasses.
Pug: Hmm. I wonder who that is.
Lucky: Two-Tone, dear? Let's get moving.
Two-Tone: Uh, that would be my dad. See you tomorrow, Sir.
She walked up to the trio.
Two-Tone: Hi.
Lucky: Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
Two-Tone: Why not?
Cadpig: Oh, great.
Lucky bent down to kiss Two-Tone causing Cadpig to lean over and almost lose balance, but they all got back up okay.
Cadpig: That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Pug, however, saw them kiss (but luckily didn't hear them).
Pug: So that's what it's like in their family, huh?
Two-Tone got into the shotgun seat and greeted Noggin, Belchic and Spot, who were hiding in the back.
Two-Tone: Hi, guys.
Noggin: Hi, Two-Tone.
Two-Tone: Howya doing?
Belchic: Pretty good.
Two-Tone: Comfy?
Spot: No.
Then the others got in and drove off. It seemed extremely difficult to drive at first, but once they all got far away from Pug, the pups threw off their costume and got back to their normal poses. This now started a big hookie day for the seven youngsters.
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That's where I'm going to stop. Sorry, but that's all I really wanted to do for the crossover. But anybody else is welcome to continue the story...if they want.