Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2005 0:27:48 GMT -5
It was a nice day on the dearly farm and hear we find lucky and two-tone lying together in the barn watching thunderbolt ahhh Lucky I love spending time with you lucky I love you to but I’m trying to watch thunderbolt now OK then Sonya and Raiden run in and look tired HAY EVERYONE they booth shout and everyone stopped and looked at the two of them hay guys lucky says what’s up you have not heard said Sonya no said two-tone Ozzfest is coming to the fair grounds and it is tomorrow and we want you all to come lucky and two-tone look at each other you the Ozzfest with such bands as hate breed slipknot slayer and the original Black Sabbath said two-tone? Yeah said Raiden and me and Sonya want all of you to come to share the joys of metal music do you mean a heavy metal concert? said Cadpig cool I have always liked Judist Priest said Cadpig how you feel about the first singer Cadpig? You mean Rob Halforad yeah said Raiden he has an interesting voice but over all it just a hyper active place where one can become one with there favorite band and there music so will you and mooch go Cadpig of course we will go says mooch I did not know you where a music fan? Yeah I am a big fan of slipknot as I am slayer and Black Sabbath yes mooch as they nuzzle of course we will go and so tell us now who will go with us? Yeah all the pups say at once.... Well almost everyone I’m not going said Sparky Raiden looked at Sparky why wont you go with us Sparky? I’m not all that much a rock fan really I do like some bands like Guns n Roses and acdc but not heavy metal and besides I got to see if Tony Stewert wins the champion chip this weekend at homestead Miami so I got plans of my own OK Raiden OK Sparky I see and I know for a fact that Tac will not be going nether dipstick where did you come from? Ask two-tone I just came from Tac's shed and he is really busy working and he dose not even want me around two-tone riles her eyes that little jerk why is he so anti social closing your self is not good for social status said Cadpig so it settled then we all with the exception of Tac and Sparky will go to Ozzfest so let all get some sleep to night and get some energy stored up we all will need it later on that evening the pups eat there supper when the dinner bell rings all the pups all fun to the food trough with Rolly being the first Rolly lucky ask how come you can run to get something to eat and can't run like that another Time? Because in this case I’m hungry and other times I’m not said Rolly lucky surges and keeps eating later that night all the pups go to the barn and get ready for bed now we all need to sleep we will need our energy said Raiden after that all the pups fall to sleep the next morning the breakfast bell rings and as usual Rolly is first Rolly lucky start but Rolly interrupts lucky not now said in a firm tone of voice lucky two-tone ask can you help me pick out an earring to wear to the show? Sure then two-tone gets her jewelry box out and shows him I like that one they’re oh that is the one jewel gave me like what did you say two-tone? Oh hay jewel I’m getting ready for the concert oh yeah like Ozzfest this will be fun girl I want to see slipknot real bad as two-tone jewel and lucky join the others in the group yeah this will be fun I hear slipknot has been rated one of the top ten best bands to see live says lucky like I hope they do he hartic anthem that is a cool song says jewel so is everyone ready to go? Says Raiden the pups all at once say yes! And they left after a few minute walk they come to ozzfest grounds like oh my god there are guards there Raiden how will we get in? Ask jewel hay said lucky lets go in over hear there is no one hear says lucky ok lets go so the pups all enter unseen and get to the second stage where hate breed is play there song a calll for blood hay says lucky what’s that thing of people bouncing around oh that says Sonya? That’s a mosh pit says Raiden and all of a sudden they saw what looked like to be another dog coming out of the crowd it was a Dalmatian a boy dal as he walked and he fell over woar out oh my god look two-tone says the then two-tone and a small group of the pups run over two-tone says are you ok? The boy looks at two-tone and says.....Hello I’m slayer who are you? I’m two-tone and this my brother lucky and my sisters jewel and Cadpig are you OK there says lucky yes I’m ok thanks for being concerned about me says slayer hay look over there are all of you with that group to? yep those are other brothers and sisters so you all must be those famous dals Sharon most have talking about yes all 99 of us wow its an honor to meet all of you well the two of us where strays we came in off the streets oh ok then Cadpig says hi im Cadpig and I most say its nice to meet you uh....oh in sorry everyone my name is slayer like the band that will be playing later on tonight Raiden and Sonya say at the same time what no way your named after one of our favorite bands hear so your a headbanger? Slayer looks at him and says I am a headbanger? everyone I eat sleep and breath hard rock and heavy metal music as do we says Raiden me and Sonya are dating and we are metal heads to cool you all seem cool and have infuseasom for rock common you all are cool and I want to show each and everyone of you a good time so they all go to the stage where hate breed is still playing so says two-tone how did you get to Ozzfest I road with Ozzy and Sharon in there bus two-tone stopped with her mouth wide oven no freaking way says two-tone YOU KNOW OZZY AND SHAIRON OSBOURNE?....know? hell girl I live with them along with Kelly and jack to oh my god says two-tone that’s so cool wow says mooch look at his spots there like acdc shaped lighting bolts wow says two-tone I did not see those turn around and let us look at you so slayer dose a circle like how two-tone would cool says lucky you have hear like Kurt Cobain did uh I was waiting for some one to say that like oh my gosh like two-tone earrings awww there cute oh those to you to like em yeah there cool on you thanks two-tone and jewel hay I’m learning your names cool slayer then lets his hear down wow cool says jewel ok enough about me lets go and soon there in front of the stage with hate breed playing RAWWW PERSONAVINCE....DISALPAIN AND DETEREM A NATION wow says Cadpig such influential lyric one can be motivated by this I’m glad I came no Cadpig I’m glad we came mooch says yes mooch I am to so like when is slipknot coming on they will be on a little later but for now I want to show you guys a mush pit cool now everyone JUMP! so then everyone then starts felling it yeah I thank so says two-tone slayer then grabs Raiden and Sonya come on everybody then everyone has there own mosh pit forming everyone is jumping and bouncing around YEAAAAA now your felling it screams slayer two-tone screams at slayer this is fun slayer I know then hate breed is done playing thank you all so much for having us hear and then Jamie the singer from hate breed says and a big shout out to slayer and his friends in there mush pit for a bunch of Dal pups you all where good slayer and the others raise there paws to the heavens rock on Grutley rock on then hate breed leaves the stage the pups are all out of breath wow lucky said while panting that was the most fun I have ever had yeah said two-tone also out of breath come on everyone lets go eat EAT said Rolly oh high there hi I’m Rolly this is our big but loveable brother are you calling me fat? Lucky rolls his eyes again no Rolly I’m not ok then lets go eat shall we? Says slayer so they all go around to the back of the stage where is a big garbage can there is always left overs in hear I hope you all like cheeseburgers oh papa do I? Rolly said Rolly you never had a burger in your life says Cadpig well they smell good Cadpig Rolly I wonder what where going to do with you lets eat slayer runs and knocks it over with his weight wow that was a cool trick slayer said lucky as they all began to eat a few minutes later a man comes out with long brown hair who goes by the name of big Dave what is going on hear slayer? Who the hell are the rest of these mutts get the hell out of hear before I call the pond go on get so all the pups run off man that was some good eating says Rolly yeah says two-tone hay slayer two-tone me and everyone want to thank you for what you have done for us so far today yeah everyone says your all welcome says Slayer I have not meat anybody as cool as all of you so like now what Jewel says? Well its going to be abit before slipknot goes on but if you guys are filling up to it we can go see lamb of god yeah there a good band says two-tone dint they sing that sing now you’ve got something to die for yes they do slayer says cool I like them mooch Two-tone said so they all go out and watch lamb of god play everyone we will pit to now you have some thing to die for so they all each lamb of god play boy everyone is so alive hear I never felt so alive my self said Cadpig ya Cadpig you say some pretty interesting stuff where do you get it all from? I do yoga a lot and get in touch with my inner puppy slayer looked at her your cool Cadpig one of the coolest ones hear I thank thou I am really liking all of you guys thou and then ken the vocalist says this is our final song today now you got some thing to die for all right everyone stand up! Slayer says its time to pit just like last time we did this tune!!! So in a matter of a few sections all the pups had a mosh pit going again yeah now you got some thing to die for, then they all cheered thanks we love you people sea ya later man what a rush lucky said this is as much fun as thunderbolt pi yeah mosh pits are fun aren’t they now the rest of the bands leading up to slipknot kinda suck so lets chill for a bit so the pups sit under a tree for a while lucky and two-tone sit next to slayer as do the rest of the pups so slayer tell us about your self ask Raiden yea I want to hear all about you said Sonya ok well I was born in California Beverly Hills to be exact oh says jewel but I was not born rich I was like Raiden and Sonya hear I was a stay and lived in the streets so where we said Raiden Sonya nodded in agreement yeah it was hard for me to do I was always fighting to eat I was so unhappy but then I met a girl Dal like all of us and she called her self my girlfriend ya right then I saw her cheating on me with another man two-tone jewel and Sonya all gasp at once slayer where so sorry said two-tone yea I am ya know I would never cheat on two-tone hear said lucky nor would I you said two-tone that’s good to hear and by know I’m wondering the streets alone cold and hungry I was kinda like that Alice in Chains song down in a hole ya I was down in a hole I was a sick man to and but know I have hit rock bottom and I was looking for ways to kill my self two-tone and the other gasp and when all seemed lost guess who found me? They all shruge Sharon and Jack Osborne wow you lucky they found you Lucky said and ever wonder how I got the name slayer? Well on the way home they put in the seasons in the abyess CD and Jack says hay mom lets call him slayer and so that’s how I got the name slayer well now I’m much happier and I’m in better shape and much healthier that’s good to hear says Cadpig and now hear I am you all know what I’ve met a lot of people but no one has been as cool as you guys you guys know me now I want to know all of you well let me tell him the story ok lucky two-tone says we all live on a farm in the middle of know where its nice and quite and peaceful sounds grate said slayer it is two-tone said its no where like where you live in California it all sounds so nice everyone all I really want in my life is a quite place to live friends and a girl friend said slayer awww Cadpig said you yearn for a easier time and place where you can be happy and live life to the fullest Cadpig...I am amazed at you readed my mind you are so cool and that’s the reason I like you so much as I do all of you by know it was time to see slipknot common everyone lets go see slipknot YA everyone say's remember down in front these guys get crazy cory comes up and says how the hell are you Grutley!! and the crowed cheers even the pups are you guys all Slipknot fans? Yes we all are said lucky even mooch hear is yea I love the song haruc anthiom ah if you’re 555 then I’m 666? That’s the one they all say at once you all have tast but they do that song last look cory this first song is called whit and bleed then cory starts singing I fought the anger riding up in me fall down and clear the stone of leaves and then the crowd even the pups throw all the hate that you can se in side the shell I wat and bleed then corry the second verse man this cool said Raiden man I can not believe I am seeing slipknot live this is grate then they finish what and bleed ok now this next song is called dualitey corry starts again I push my fangers in to my mind its the only thing that’s slowly stops the ache then the crowed including the pups but its maid of all the things that I can take!!! Jesus it never ends RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH then the show man this is a good song said two-tone ya aggres lucky then a few minuets pass ok Grutley this our last fuc*ing song put those horns the fuc*ing air then corry said if your 555 then I’m everyone including the pups says 666!if your 555 then I’m 666!! IF YOUR 555 THEN IM 666!!! IF YOUR 555 THEN IM 666!!!! THIS SONG IS CALLED THE HARTIC ANTHUM!!!! then the count down 8 7 6 6 6 5 4 3 2 1 then it starts this time the pups need no help making a mosh pit they start gumping around like they where crazy really the crowd was one big mush pit then when it was over the pups all go lay down Slayer that was oh my god I am at a loss for words right now says two-tone we can't thank you enough for all you have done for all of us the rest nod in agreement then they all sleep under the tree where they where when they first saw slayer a few hours later they all wake up hay what’s going on? Ask Sonya common you guy's thank seen it all theirs more what else do you have for us dude ask Raiden well yall wanna go back stage? They all looked you know what from now on we are going to follow you around OK said Lucky slayer ok every one there only three more bands we will see they are slayer(of course) Judist Preast and Sabbath now where back stage look who we can see slayer can I ask you a question says two-tone? Sure what is it well we want to know how we have been wondering around Ozzfest and no one has caught us at all? That is a good question two-tone see I’m the Ozzfest dal everyone hear knows that I belong to Ozzy and Sharon and everyone who comes is told not to take me away so I’m allowed to go where I want when I want and not get dognapped oh man that happened to us wince said Rolly don’t remind me of that Rolly said Lucky so any way hear are all 9 members of Slipknot hay Slayer cory said guys look who’s hear and he has some friends to then upon further looking cory said he has a hell of a lot of friends I don’t thank I have never seen so many dals before what these pups belnging to the Dearly’s don’t they? Yea said clown these guys are famous 101 pups cool said cory well it was nice meeting you all sea ya slayer and dearly pups you guys did not say you guys where...oh my god your the 101 guys aren’t you slayer said yea we are oh man I have herd so much about you guys and to meet you all is like wow your just now finding this out ask two-tone? Yes and its stupid if me not to have Sean it sooner man I fell dumb slayer said hay don't feel like that your cool to us YEAH they all say thanks everyone thank you all so much for spending time with me said slayer we should be thanking you for the good time we had with you said Raiden now lets go watch slayer from the side stage and so they all each slayer play then they started to play seasons in the abyss this is a good song slayer said as they where watching slayer Ozzy and Sharon saw the pups oh my god ozzy and sharion osborne says Two-tone oh my god sharion said there all so cute oh my look at this one Sharon picks up two-tone she is so cute and she has an earring yes but all the fu*king dogs they will make a mess and sh*t Ozzy said oh no they wont Ozzy there cute yes I guess but there sh*t is not come on lets get you ready Ozzy ok so Ozzy and Sharon leave by know its time for Priest this should be fun said Sonya yep said Raiden so they watch Judist Priest play Cadpig says he has a cool voice don’t you thank so slayer yep I like these guys Raiden and Sonya same sit with slayer you are so cool said Raiden Sonya nodded in agreement yeah so are the two of you along with Lucky two-tone and Cadpig but I really like every one hear a few minuets later it was time for Sabbath oh boy Sabbath the god father’s of metal said Lucky as we know it yep sad two-tone who was sitting next to slayer then iron man came on yes the it there most popular song everyone any one who can play guitar most likely can play this song then the Ozzfest was over and it was time for slayer to go well guys I haft to go know slayer had tears in his eyes as did most everyone else bye he starts to leave Slayer wait two-tone said in this one day all of us have come to know you we have grown to really like you and we all thank of you as a dear friend of ours so please Slayer come home with us but Sharon and Ozzy slayer added but....but slayer two-tone went on to say we care about you your life story touched us and we can give you most every thing you ask for ya want a quiet place to live friends we can give you a simpler life and friends you have all 99 of us as your friends please Slayer come home with us by know two-tone was crying I....I never had anyone like you all before it would be stupid of me not to come with you all so yes I will go all the pups smile and all at once all 99 of the pups hug slayer let me say buy to Sharon ok Sure said two-tone oh Slayer its time to go but he stays firm next to two-tone and lucky as to say no I’m not coming Sharon then realized where slayer wanted to go ok then go with them slayer but I hope you come back and see us again slayer Sharon said then walks off two-tone then hugs slayer ok down girl.... come on you all lets go home so they all walk back home and go into the barn and fall asleep oh slayer tomorrow lucky and I will give you a tour of the farm but not right now where all tired and wore us out yeah said lucky then the three of them lie down and fall asleep.