Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2005 0:31:43 GMT -5
morning came on the dearly farm. As aways the breakfast bell rings to wake the pups. And as aways rolly was first but this time no one said anything to rolly about it.Then Two-tone notest that slayer was not there hay where's slayer? she ask Lucky. I thank he is still sleeping said Lucky oh OK well save some for slayer I'm going to go get him. So Two-tone runs back in the barn and shire enough slayer was still asleep. Hay slayer it's time to get up she gives him a small push to wake him. But all she got was slayer talking in his sleep. Sharon I don't want to play. Two-tone lafh's a little what slayer?.She pushes him again slayer still talking in his sleep OZZY I did not piss of the Flor it was not me. by now Two-tone starts laughing slayer starts waking up huh what slayer said still partly asleep.Two-tone your funny slayer common get up. what did I do that was funny Two-tone? he ask. you where talking in your sleep about OZZY and Sharon.oh slayer says common I had the others save you some food. OK slayer says as he starches and yons OK Two-tone lets go eat. so they both run off to the food trough. Morning slayer said Lucky hear have some kibble said Lucky. OK said slayer he starts eating this is good real good. yeah glade you Like it said Two-tone. after breakfast they went out OK slayer said Lucky me and Two-tone are going to show you around the place. OK cool slayer said oh look said Two-tone its mom and dad. mom dad Two-tone calls out. what is it Two-tone? Prudy ask I want you to meet a good friend of mine and Lucky's this is slayer we found him at ozzfest yesterday he's really cool and a nice guy. he should us a round ozzfest yesterday he took us all over we meet the members of slipknot and as did we meet Ozzy and Sharon to Two-tone said. oh really pongo said what bands did you see? he went on to ask. we saw the oringal black sabbath along with judist preset with rob halfard to wow pongo said I kinda like them really dad said Lucky yeah there good bands and it was all thanks to slayer hear Prudy said. yeah Two-tone said well where off to give slayer a tour of the place ok pongo said then he and perdy left to the farm house. You two have nice folks slayer said. yea there good Lucky said what is this big Sylow thing hear for? this is the chow tower its where all our food is said Lucky. and there is the barn we sleep in there and we watch TV in there as well she said. you guys have TV?said slayer? yeah said Lucky is there cable? slayer went on to add. yeah there is Two-tone said well that is the base stuff for now said Lucky lets go this way so they walk a little bit then slayer says hay what is this wagon for? oh this said Two-tone that is where mooch and his gang hide out. hw along with mooch wizzer and dipstick I was in the gang for a while. why did you leave for? ask slayer well I was in love with Lucky and so it came down to it I lived Lucky more them the gang. mooch sticks his head out and says what Two-tone? I was not talking to you mooch I was talking to slayer hear. mooch then jumps down along with wizzer and dipstick. are you ever going to come back to the gang Two-tone? ask mooch NO she isn't! Lucky said in a firm tone of voice. Hay I was not talking to you Luckless so butt out mooch says to Lucky. Hay what is happening hear? ask slayer oh hay slayer mooch said and thanks for what all you did at ozzfest yesterday he went on to say. wizzer and dipstick nod in agreement. hay come with me wizzer and dipstick hear we will show you around. A what get him in to trouble on his first day hear said Two-tone I don't thank so mooch. Yeah that is just what he needs to get in trouble due to your dumbass WHAT? mooch say what to say that to my face Luckless? said mooch Two-tone gets between mooch and Lucky now there is now need to fight guys. common Lucky and slayer lets go. as they turn to leave mooch Say's your making a mistake Two-tone do you know that you are. I thank she is not coming back dipstick said shut up dipstick mooch said as he jumped back in his wagon and lye down OK will i;m going to see Tac now said dipstick said whatever said mooch He's a jerks Lucky said nevermind him. Nevermind that was the CD that maid Nirvana a meager grunge band. Wow you knew all that ask Two-tone? yeah I did what els do you know? ask Lucky well I also know that Kurt Cobain's wife Nirvanas lead singer and guitar player was killed by his wife Cortney love? yeah your right about that said Two-tone. Common Two-tone Lets go show slayer hiccup hole good idea Lucky Two-tone said. Hiccup hole what is that? ask slayer ita a swimming hole we go there every day and go swimming you guys have you go swimming in!? said sounding shocked yeah we do said Lucky didn't Ozzy have one? ask Two-tone no said slayer we had a little fountain that was not all that deep it was like a splashing thing nothing meager oh said Lucky you thank with all the money they had they would get one Lucky went on to add. yeah Two-tone and on the way the three of them had the bad time to run in to none other then Tac. Oh my look who we have hear Lucky and Two-tone they both grouw who are yo said slayer? well dear new comer I'm Tic-tac what do you want Tac? said Two-tone oh nothing much I just thought I would make one of my many rare appearance out of my shed. Tac then See's slayer well well well who is this? Tac ask this is slayer. said Lucky hes our new friend we meet at ozzfest yesterday if you would came out of that shed you would have seen what a nice guy slayer is. He serntly is nothing like you are Tac hes good and loving and kind Two-tone said UN like you Lucky said. what what what slayer said did you say your name is Tic Tac? ask slayer. yes did you not hear me the first time are you def slayer? Tac ask no I just found it weird that your named after a breath meant. it's weird if I do say so my self ya know. slayer add Lucky and Two-tone start laughing hard WHAT! Tac said enraged who the hell are you to talk to me like that? I swear I will KILL YOU now for the insulted you have bestoled on me. I will kill you slayer hear me. Lucky gets in front of slayer the hell you wont Tac not with me around you wont he said Lucky yeah said Two-tone we will not let you heart him. Well you should not have inSkanked me just then a glass plate hit Tac over the back of the head knocking him out. WOW! they all say at once and where shocked to find it was dipstick who did it. Sorry slayer Tac is annoyed today dipstick said. like when is he not ever? ask Two-tone he;s just cranky is all slayer. weelget him out of her Dipstick Lucky said yeah said Two-tone hay dipstick yes slayer? dipstick ask did you know he's named after a breath meant? slayer told dipstick Lucky and Two-tone start laughing again. Dipstick is trying not to laugh and get Tac back to his shed. I will see you later slayer Dipstick said OK bye dipstick slayer said. as he watched dipstick carry off slayer and try not to laugh at the same time OK lets go to to by now Lucky and Two-tone where not laughing anymore a few minuets later they get to hiccup hole wow slayer said this is Way better then what OZZY and Sharon had this is cool he went on to say yeah said Two-tone hay Two-tone Ive wanted to ask you something slayer told Two-tone of course what is it? she ask where is the marching earring at? oh you mean this ones Mach I gave it to Jewel a long time ago. oh slayer said hay you to want to go for a swim? as Lucky of course I do said Two-tone yeah I'm all for it slayer add OK! Lucky said yeah slayer and Two-tone said at once. but first let me take off my earring first OK Two-tone said OK Lucky then punps in. hear slayer let me have your earrings and I will put them with mine she said I did not want to say this in front of Lucky but they look cute on you slayer. Really slayer ask I should talk Lucky in to warring a earring OK slayer lets swim for a bit then both slayer and Two-tone jump in hiccup hole after a few minuets they get out and shake off man I have not swam in anything that deep be for that was fun OK now what well we have showed you everything so what do you thank of the place said Lucky It's not the Osborne Manichean now slayer Two-tone said as he and Two-tone both put back on there earrings well I like it alot you guys it what I wanted it snice and quite and stress free thats god said Lucky where happy to have you live with us slayer Two-tone said common guys lets go watch thunderbolt that is a good show slayer said you like thunderbolt to? ask Lucky as they went in the barn and turned on the TV I just got to hug you said Two-tone I love you like a brother she said OK you to let's watch TV Lucky said yes lets said Two-tone.