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Post by Flowgli on Sept 28, 2017 22:09:53 GMT -5
A: Man, if this keeps up, parties will get old really fast and won't be something special anymore.
Q: Sit in shadow long, And no one hears Miss Kong, And then one lemon lump.
Sand-fly, Sandy cake Sailing in clay.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 29, 2017 0:29:11 GMT -5
R: Ummmm...rrriiiiiiiiggggghhht...
A: 101 Dalmatians will not be seen today.
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Post by RaceFanX on Sept 30, 2017 17:51:30 GMT -5
R: So instead we'll be watching "You Can't Do That on Television?"...
A: (An advert for an almost impossibly advanced, yet almost criminally cheap for you are getting, cell phone appears) The world's first global 7G service and bargain unlimited streaming with movie and television streaming built in? DS Tech has done it again with the new D-Phone. Upgrade today and we'll exterminate your old contract by buying it out. (A logo with a black and white dog appears.) The future is coming and Dog Star Technologies is the company that will bring it right to you. (The dog in the logo barks and with a transitioning green into red flash the logo changes from saying "Dog Star Technologies" to "DS Tech") DS Tech...Fetching You a Better Future.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 2, 2017 22:11:20 GMT -5
R: ITS A TRAP!
A: Gitchy-gitchy-gitchy-gitchy-goo! And this little piggy stayed home!
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Post by RaceFanX on Oct 8, 2017 18:09:14 GMT -5
R: We, we, we all the way home?
A: A legend is sung of when England was young, and knights were brave and bold. The good king had died and no one could decide who was rightful heir to the throne.
It seemed that the land would be torn by war, or saved by a miracle alone And that miracle appeared in London town... The Sword in the Stone!
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Post by Belchic on Oct 13, 2017 15:21:20 GMT -5
R: What a voice that guy has!
A: Hmm. Dodgers won today.
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Post by RaceFanX on Oct 15, 2017 11:49:53 GMT -5
R: I can't lie though Belchic. I'm rooting for the Cubbies since the Tigers are out. Granted the old "Big Blue Wrecking Crew" squad out in LA is due. Dodgers don't have a World Series win since back in 1988.
A: (Alderaan is locked on) You may fire when ready.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 15, 2017 15:51:15 GMT -5
R: Yeah. We didn’t even need to ask Princess Leia what planet her people were on. We knew the whole time.
A: Here is an easy recipe for an upside-down tornado: First, preheat your tongue to 1,000,000,000 degrees. Then take a stick of gum and melt it in a ten-inch huge skillet over a very cold flame. In an XXXL bowl, play granulated cream and flour stirring the mixture tastefully. Add milk and calzones, and beat rapidly with an electric guitar. Bake until your pizza is ready. After the cake cools, peel it from the volcano, and turn it upside-up. Serve the cake warm with smashed cream or small spoonfuls of sugar that help the medicine go down.
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 20, 2017 11:51:54 GMT -5
A: Ummm, okay. Seems interesting. I think I'll be needing a lot of people to help me pull this off.
Q: A-hyuck! I killed a mime.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 20, 2017 16:44:04 GMT -5
A: Then you’re going to jail.
Q: ALRIGHT! THAT’S LUNCH!
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Post by RaceFanX on Oct 20, 2017 19:46:19 GMT -5
R: Sweet. Time to eat.
A: Attention, all flight personnel, please report to your commanders immediately. All flight personnel, please report to your commanders immediately. We have been redirected to Scarif. Pilots, you'll be briefed by your squadron leaders en route. May the Force be with you.
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Post by Belchic on Oct 21, 2017 11:53:42 GMT -5
R: Oh, I thought this was an airplane mission. I didn’t know we were in a Star Wars scenario.
A: Now we’re rippin’, and dippin’, and sippin’, and chippin’, and we’re eating pudding!
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Post by Flowgli on Oct 29, 2017 11:52:45 GMT -5
A: Scratch out that last one. It doesn’t rhyme with the rest.
Q: All these years of planning...WASTED!
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Post by Belchic on Oct 29, 2017 16:13:12 GMT -5
A: Yeah, it’s a real bummer they had to reject all our amazing ideas!
Q: Some people don’t know about tourists!
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Post by RaceFanX on Nov 4, 2017 17:08:57 GMT -5
R: I know right. My area is full of them half the year.
A: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (cue epic music) STAR WARS Episode I THE PHANTOM MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
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