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Post by Belchic on Nov 9, 2017 23:46:38 GMT -5
R: Sounds like the US economy. A: I’ve been rejected way more often than I’ve been accepted.
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Post by Flowgli on Nov 24, 2017 22:07:42 GMT -5
A: You’ll have to find a way to change that.
Q: My name is AH-AH HOO HA HA, but my friends call me AAH.
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Post by Belchic on Nov 28, 2017 0:56:27 GMT -5
A: For a second, I thought you were going to sneeze.
Q: This could be your arm. This could be your chest. These could be your shoulders. This could be your thigh. This could be your stomach. This could be your back. This could be your body. This could be the way.
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Post by RaceFanX on Dec 3, 2017 11:32:32 GMT -5
R: I want you to show me the way...everyday!
A: Face Forward, Keep Your Head Back, and PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!
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Post by Belchic on Dec 4, 2017 2:06:09 GMT -5
R: This is going to be an awesome ride!
A: ...and a partridge in a pear tree WITH GRAVY!
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Post by Flowgli on Dec 8, 2017 13:03:51 GMT -5
A: Are we really gonna serve the partridge for Christmas dinner after the song is over?
Q: Yay! 14,000th post!
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Post by Belchic on Dec 8, 2017 17:43:05 GMT -5
A: Congratulations. You just won the “I Have No Life” Award.
Q: Want to be healthy and strong? Don’t eat your spinach, ‘cuz it’s yucky!
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Post by Flowgli on Dec 11, 2017 20:53:05 GMT -5
A: Now, that’s not something we should be telling these children.
Q: Out of the way, citizen!
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Post by RaceFanX on Dec 16, 2017 20:08:15 GMT -5
R: Eh, no.
A: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (cue epic music) STAR WARS
Episode II ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This Separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....
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Post by Belchic on Dec 19, 2017 13:56:02 GMT -5
R: And we care why?
A: On The 20th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 20 lights a-pooping...
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Post by Flowgli on Dec 19, 2017 14:33:10 GMT -5
A: Don’t you mean popping?
Q: If Billy and Sally each had an apple, then that’s two apples. Hmmm...but if Billy threw his apple to Sally at a trajectory of 1.8 meters per second, assuming an Einsteinium universe, the distance between two points remaining constant, space and time being two elements of the same ratio, those elements being the interval between two successive events, the quantum rules that govern the subatomic level of the universe, according to Einstein’s theory of relativity, times the unweighted consonatic quantity when approaching the speed of light. Therefore, as one approaches the speed of light, the distance between the two successive points shrinks to zero. However, for the people back home, a considerable amount of time would pass, somewhere in the neighborhood of fifty years. Hm.
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Post by Belchic on Dec 20, 2017 16:52:35 GMT -5
A: You’re thinking too deep into this.
Q: He decorated his house with lights and EMM...UH...NEMS!
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Post by RaceFanX on Dec 27, 2017 20:30:46 GMT -5
R: That's an interesting choice.
A: This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, there will be no surrender...
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Post by babclayman on Dec 29, 2017 11:08:42 GMT -5
R. Hello? Am I still on hld!? I need to give a message to General Hux...from his Mother...
A. Such clevr lyrics!
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Post by RaceFanX on Jan 6, 2018 18:03:22 GMT -5
R: Open up your eyes See the world from where I stand Me, among the mighty You, caged at my command
A: Open up your eyes Give up your sweet fantasy land It's time to grow up and get wise Come now, little one, open up your eyes
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