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Post by Flowgli on Feb 27, 2023 11:15:28 GMT -5
A: And that’s why Burger King doesn’t have its own jingle and never will have.
Q: *wags finger* Ah—ah-ah-ah—no tantrums.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 1, 2023 20:17:33 GMT -5
(But that is BK’s jingle.)
R: Why are you forbidding me to have feelings?
A: I found this website on a disk. Don’t expect me to explain how.
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 4, 2023 1:36:03 GMT -5
R: I'm not sure I want to know how.
A: I'm in the mix now. Okay! Okay, here we go. You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, honey-scrounging, grub [bleep], oafish [bleep], [bleep] munching, mangy [bleep] nugget, [bleep], and your snooter!
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Post by RaceFanX on Mar 21, 2023 18:31:03 GMT -5
R: I like the cut of your jib.
A: (country music starts playing on the radio) She run off and took our only chicken, When I broke jail, the house was burnt and bare, The Asians moved the plant back to Osaki, Some days life just don't seem that fair, I don't even care, I'm telling you, I just don't give a darn.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 21, 2023 18:35:39 GMT -5
R: And neither do I.
A: Cookie calla cookia
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 21, 2023 20:41:15 GMT -5
A: Is this a cookie tribe we’re joining?
Q: Listen, how is this for a new villain name: The B!tch!
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Post by Belchic on Mar 23, 2023 16:26:50 GMT -5
R: I can see that flying over well with the parents.
A: I’m not driving you to Disneyland! You failed me!
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 1, 2023 20:51:04 GMT -5
R: Failure is relative.
A: Facial recognition got a hit...(character is revealed)...Holy Smokes, that's Jason Bourne!
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Post by Belchic on Apr 11, 2023 3:58:21 GMT -5
R: Rocket J. Squirrel has found the Bourne Identity!
A: Pooh started mixing stuff in a bowl WITH A DISH AND A DISH TO JAPANESE…
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 15, 2023 23:29:44 GMT -5
R: And that is why he's banned in China now...
A: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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Post by Belchic on Apr 16, 2023 0:08:58 GMT -5
R: Sounds to me like you just fused five different epic movies together at once.
A: Thank you for sharing this idea with me. As awesome as you think it may sound, I insist you go with my idea instead. I won’t have it any other way.
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 16, 2023 0:14:57 GMT -5
R: Welcome to politics.
A: If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here in space. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.
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Post by Belchic on Apr 16, 2023 0:22:50 GMT -5
R: Are you trolling me, or just looking out for my safety?
A: No. SAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM…burger.
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 16, 2023 21:05:41 GMT -5
R: I prefer chicken.
A: The NASCAR Ride Along Program puts YOU IN THE ACTION...
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Post by Belchic on Apr 19, 2023 19:22:03 GMT -5
R: I suddenly want some Fritos, chili and Pepsi now.
A: No seatbelts, everyone!
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