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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 29, 2023 15:43:47 GMT -5
R: Ah, Ms. Frizzle, that's a really bad idea.
A: Pete, I'm done running.
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Post by Belchic on May 3, 2023 19:21:56 GMT -5
R: Okay. You did well today.
A: Today, breakfast is ruined! Tomorrow, lunch! Watch out, snacks! I’m coming for ya!
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Post by RaceFanX on May 14, 2023 0:24:20 GMT -5
R: Dieting is healthy.
A: Deep in the mountains, secret ninja academies train our future protectors. Ancient scrolls told of three who would be chosen above the others. Three who would become... Go Power Rangers! Go Ninja Storm! Let's Go!
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Post by Belchic on May 14, 2023 12:09:34 GMT -5
R: And then two more would join the team!
A: You thought there were only three who went on this journey, but there were actually ten. Truth be told, most of them turned into fish and died. Only two survived.
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Post by RaceFanX on May 27, 2023 18:16:27 GMT -5
R: Tough trip, only two stars. Would still recommend to the adventurous or those who enjoy "The Little Mermaid."
A: Let's Rocket! (presses 3-3-5 on morpher)
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Post by Belchic on May 28, 2023 20:14:17 GMT -5
R: What is this? Guardians of the Galaxy? Power Rangers? Or a 60’s spy series?
A: They say every story has a beginning, middle and end. Well, I’ll show them. I don’t need to give my story a middle. I don’t even have to give it a beginning! I’ll just write “The End” and call it a day.
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 1, 2023 20:35:58 GMT -5
R: How direct. I like it.
A: Livin' easy. Lovin' free. Season ticket on a one way ride. Askin' nothin' Leave me be. Takin' everythin' in my stride. Don't need reason Don't need rhyme. Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do. Goin' down. Party time. My friends are gonna be there too.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 1, 2023 21:53:40 GMT -5
R: On a highway to Hell, I see. A: You can tell me the rules all you want, but you’ll never win against me! I’ll always find a way to alter rules and do everything my way, and you can’t stop me no matter what!
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 2, 2023 14:27:50 GMT -5
R: If you come inside things will not be the same when you return to the night. And if you think you've won you never saw me change the game that we've all been playing.
A: I've seen this diamond cut through harder men than you yourself but if you must pretend you may meet your end.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 5, 2023 0:12:38 GMT -5
R: I don't like the sound of that. A: Let me get 2 hamburgers with just pickles, 2 cheeseburgers, another cheeseburger with everything on it, 4 more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, 2 more hamburgers with everything but onions on one, everything but pickles, mustard and tomatoes on the other, 3 large fries, 6 medium fries, 1 large fry, a junior fry, and 2 junior fries, 3 more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, 2 more junior fries, a hamburger with everything, 2 more hamburgers with everything, 2 more hamburgers with everything, 4 large Cokes and a large Sprite, 2 large Cokes and a small Sprite, 5 large Cokes, and 1 large Coke and a small Coke, 3 small Cokes, and a small Coke, and a small Coke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2T7Z8PwESY&t=26s(Best sketch on the entire show!)
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 6, 2023 19:01:00 GMT -5
R: Got it, is that for here or to go?
(Phil Lamarr rules.)
A: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
(cue epic music)
STAR WARS
Episode VI RETURN OF THE JEDI
Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.
Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.
When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...
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Post by Belchic on Jul 9, 2023 12:42:39 GMT -5
R: Is it just me, or am I having deja vu?
A: Hey. Rice water!
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 14, 2023 19:12:20 GMT -5
R: Ah yes, a simple drink.
A: This is the Evergreen Forest. Quiet, peaceful, serene... that is, until Bert Raccoon wakes up! Luckily, he has some good friends to help him out. Life would be simple in the forest, except for... Cyril Sneer! And his life would be simple except for... The Raccoons!
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Post by Belchic on Aug 14, 2023 23:51:21 GMT -5
R: And I thought I was the only one who knew about this rare 80’s gem (even though it played constantly on the Disney Channel back in my day).
A: So I asked you to make up your own recipe for something, but you came up with scrambled eggs, and these are the ingredients you listed… 1. Salt 2. Pepper 3. To eggs 4. Oven 5. Heated Where do I begin with this? First of all, scrambled eggs is not an original idea at all. It’s already an existing dish. Second, shouldn’t the eggs be the first ingredient? Third, you wrote the wrong “to”. It’s T-W-O. Fourth, you forgot an ingredient: milk. Fifth, “oven” is a type of equipment, not an ingredient. Sixth, scrambled eggs are cooked on the stove, not in the oven. Seventh, “heated” is not an ingredient either. It’s more of a step or an adjective. Eighth, there’s more to cooking eggs than just heating them. You gotta stir them too. There. I just made all the corrections. Don’t you go crying to me and tell me you’re right and I’m wrong. You know I’m right.
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Post by RaceFanX on Aug 24, 2023 21:53:29 GMT -5
R: When I worked at McDonald's I just use the grill and the liquid egg product. Back and forth and done in a minute.
A: (Boots up Need for Speed II, selects track description for the Norway Proving Grounds)...
Located far from prying eyes, these remote testing grounds put some of the world's fastest cars through their paces. Although originally built for endurance testing, this track also makes for some adrenaline pumping, metal-on-metal competition. The high speed tri-oval will allow you to keep the pedal matted as you strive to maintain perpetual top speed. But keep your eyes on the road, because at 200+ miles an hour, the slightest twitch could turn your exotic car into exotic scrap metal.
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