Post by Try and Guess on Feb 7, 2006 13:04:18 GMT -5
(An overhead shot roars down to ground level, centering on a red stock car with a yellow 95 on the door driving down a deserted strech of highway. This is Lighting McQueen, the self-driving star of Pixar's upcoming movie Cars)
In the year 2006, there is only 1 name you need to know for high-octane thrills...
(The stocker speeds by a billboard saying PIXAR with the little lamp logo I. Suddenly the billboard explodes into thousands of little splinters as another car comes crashing thru it in mid-air. As a clip of music from "Smokey and the Bandit Part 3" plays...)
Lyrics: Hold on Dixie, Bandit's on the road again!!!
(The big white 4-door is revealed to be a 1999 Mercury Grand Marquis LS and that sucker hits the ground running, racing right up to race car. In a move that would make old Dale Earnhardt proud the driver of white sedan punts #95 from behind. It loses it, spinning to the right and crashes into a concrete wall, exploding on impact. TAKEDOWN! The tinted drivers window rolls down as the Marquis' driver wearing a pair of cheap gloves gives a gesture to flaming wreckage. The Marquis does a skid right up to the camera which than pans to reveal the driver...PATRIOT!?! Rolly was pushing the pedals for him)
Patriot(removing the glove): Who were you expecting? Burt Reynolds?
Lucky(Riding shotgun): I have a bad feeling about this.
Patriot: Hit it Rolly! We've gotta shake this baby down if we're goin' be ready in time.
(Tires smoke as the Mercury peels out and goes flying down the highway)
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In the year 2006, there is only 1 name you need to know for high-octane thrills...
(The stocker speeds by a billboard saying PIXAR with the little lamp logo I. Suddenly the billboard explodes into thousands of little splinters as another car comes crashing thru it in mid-air. As a clip of music from "Smokey and the Bandit Part 3" plays...)
Lyrics: Hold on Dixie, Bandit's on the road again!!!
(The big white 4-door is revealed to be a 1999 Mercury Grand Marquis LS and that sucker hits the ground running, racing right up to race car. In a move that would make old Dale Earnhardt proud the driver of white sedan punts #95 from behind. It loses it, spinning to the right and crashes into a concrete wall, exploding on impact. TAKEDOWN! The tinted drivers window rolls down as the Marquis' driver wearing a pair of cheap gloves gives a gesture to flaming wreckage. The Marquis does a skid right up to the camera which than pans to reveal the driver...PATRIOT!?! Rolly was pushing the pedals for him)
Patriot(removing the glove): Who were you expecting? Burt Reynolds?
Lucky(Riding shotgun): I have a bad feeling about this.
Patriot: Hit it Rolly! We've gotta shake this baby down if we're goin' be ready in time.
(Tires smoke as the Mercury peels out and goes flying down the highway)
Accept no substitutions...
RaceFanX is Back!
Just accept it