Post by oddball on Feb 8, 2007 17:51:57 GMT -5
This may be a one time deal, I don't really know...
Oddball Variety Hour
A Rip-Off
Oddball: Hiya folks! Welcome to my show’s first episode!
Audience: *Applauds* Oddball we love you!!
Oddy: Hey Shut Up!!
Oddball: And this is my boyfriend Oddy…
Oddy: Hi
Audience: *Partial Applaud*
Oddy: WTF?
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Rip: OMG! He stole my show!!!
Razor: Technically she stole your show. *Whacks Rip* But you took mine…
Rip: Okay… Sorry… Geez…
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Oddball: This is the Oddball Variety Show, Today’s guests are Rip, Razor, Lucky, Vaughn, and Drake.
Drake: *In background* That’s ‘Captain’ Drake!!
Audience: *Laughs*
Oddball: Yes… Anyways, let’s start with Rip…
Audience: *Applauds*
Rip: *Comes out and kisses Oddball* Hey babe…
Oddy: She’s mine!! *Swings a sword at Rip but misses and front flips into audience*
Audience: *Laughs loudly*
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Lucky: Dumbass…
Vaughn: *Looks at Oddy* Weak…
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Oddball: And what are you gonna do for us today Rip?
Rip: Oh I think you know…
Oddball: We can’t do that on air… This is a G rated show.
Rip: But Oddball… You promised…
Oddball: Later…
Rip: Fine… *Fires his arm cannon at a few targets at the far end of the stage, destroying them all and sending debris all over the place*
Oddball: Very nice… Janitor!!
Spot: Sure… Two-Tone takes my spot on the show and I get reduced to doing clean up…
Audience: *Laughs*
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Drake: *Draws revolver* Oh look… A target for me, eh? *Aims at Spot*
Oddy: *Now backstage* Now cut that out Drake…
Drake: Fine… But I need to shoot something…
Oddy: *Looks around* How bout him? *Points at Rip*
Drake: Agreed… *Aims and fires, shooting Rip in the ass*
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Rip: *Grabs ass and starts running in circles* I’ve been shot…
Oddball: MEDIC!! Oh wait… we don’t have one. We’re low budget…
Audience: *Laughs as Rip continues to run in circles*
Oddball: That’s gotta hurt… Ouch! *Knife flies out from backstage and grazes Rip’s leg*
Rip: *BEEP* it! I didn’t do anything!!
Oddball: Anyways… *Sweatdrop* Time for a commercial break…
Cam Dog: Off air…
Oddball: WHAT THE *BEEP* IS GOING ON!!!
Oddy: *drops to ground, tail between legs* Nothing Oddball…
Lucky: Freak accident… *Oddball turns and glares at him* Sorry… *Cowers*
Vaughn: Serves him right…
Oddball: Will you all BEHAVE!!!
Razor: I didn’t do anything… I was… er… in the bathroom.
Jewel: *Passes by* See you later Razor…
Razor: Right…
Cam Dog: On air in 3… 2… 1…
Oddball: *Dives behind desk* And we’re back… Now that things have calmed down some, lets bring out our next guest. Vaughn…
Audience: *Silent*
Vaughn: Fine… *Puts paws out in front of him and creates icicle daggers* My turn… *Throws daggers into the audience, sending dogs all over the place* Done… *Leaves stage*
Oddball: Okay then… Next up is Lucky.
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Tac: Got you this time… *Aims a dartgun at Lucky as he comes out on stage*
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Drake: *Comes out on stage with Lucky, but trips and is shot by Tac’s dart* Eh? *Falls over unconscious*
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Tac: *BEEP* it!
Audience member: Ssssssshhh!
Tac: *Shoots the Audience member* Shush yourself… I’ll get you yet Lucky…
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Lucky: *Sees Drake* Alright then… Guess I can’t do that then. Bye… *Goes to leave stage, but is nailed by Rip as he runs past still holding his ass*
Oddy: Who’s left?
Oddball: I don’t wanna know… Razor?
Razor: Cool… *Comes out and does a show stopper dance number*
Oddy: O-Kay…
Oddball: Nice… Well that’s all we have for today I guess… *Is handed a note* Actually, Razor is requested to become a permanent on the show.
Razor: What?
Oddball: Your dance really helped out after everything…
Razor: Awesome!
Oddy: Wanna go out for ice cream Oddball?
Oddball: You read my mind Oddy… See ya next time folks!
Oddball Variety Hour
A Rip-Off
Oddball: Hiya folks! Welcome to my show’s first episode!
Audience: *Applauds* Oddball we love you!!
Oddy: Hey Shut Up!!
Oddball: And this is my boyfriend Oddy…
Oddy: Hi
Audience: *Partial Applaud*
Oddy: WTF?
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Rip: OMG! He stole my show!!!
Razor: Technically she stole your show. *Whacks Rip* But you took mine…
Rip: Okay… Sorry… Geez…
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Oddball: This is the Oddball Variety Show, Today’s guests are Rip, Razor, Lucky, Vaughn, and Drake.
Drake: *In background* That’s ‘Captain’ Drake!!
Audience: *Laughs*
Oddball: Yes… Anyways, let’s start with Rip…
Audience: *Applauds*
Rip: *Comes out and kisses Oddball* Hey babe…
Oddy: She’s mine!! *Swings a sword at Rip but misses and front flips into audience*
Audience: *Laughs loudly*
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Lucky: Dumbass…
Vaughn: *Looks at Oddy* Weak…
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Oddball: And what are you gonna do for us today Rip?
Rip: Oh I think you know…
Oddball: We can’t do that on air… This is a G rated show.
Rip: But Oddball… You promised…
Oddball: Later…
Rip: Fine… *Fires his arm cannon at a few targets at the far end of the stage, destroying them all and sending debris all over the place*
Oddball: Very nice… Janitor!!
Spot: Sure… Two-Tone takes my spot on the show and I get reduced to doing clean up…
Audience: *Laughs*
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Drake: *Draws revolver* Oh look… A target for me, eh? *Aims at Spot*
Oddy: *Now backstage* Now cut that out Drake…
Drake: Fine… But I need to shoot something…
Oddy: *Looks around* How bout him? *Points at Rip*
Drake: Agreed… *Aims and fires, shooting Rip in the ass*
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Rip: *Grabs ass and starts running in circles* I’ve been shot…
Oddball: MEDIC!! Oh wait… we don’t have one. We’re low budget…
Audience: *Laughs as Rip continues to run in circles*
Oddball: That’s gotta hurt… Ouch! *Knife flies out from backstage and grazes Rip’s leg*
Rip: *BEEP* it! I didn’t do anything!!
Oddball: Anyways… *Sweatdrop* Time for a commercial break…
Cam Dog: Off air…
Oddball: WHAT THE *BEEP* IS GOING ON!!!
Oddy: *drops to ground, tail between legs* Nothing Oddball…
Lucky: Freak accident… *Oddball turns and glares at him* Sorry… *Cowers*
Vaughn: Serves him right…
Oddball: Will you all BEHAVE!!!
Razor: I didn’t do anything… I was… er… in the bathroom.
Jewel: *Passes by* See you later Razor…
Razor: Right…
Cam Dog: On air in 3… 2… 1…
Oddball: *Dives behind desk* And we’re back… Now that things have calmed down some, lets bring out our next guest. Vaughn…
Audience: *Silent*
Vaughn: Fine… *Puts paws out in front of him and creates icicle daggers* My turn… *Throws daggers into the audience, sending dogs all over the place* Done… *Leaves stage*
Oddball: Okay then… Next up is Lucky.
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Tac: Got you this time… *Aims a dartgun at Lucky as he comes out on stage*
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Drake: *Comes out on stage with Lucky, but trips and is shot by Tac’s dart* Eh? *Falls over unconscious*
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Tac: *BEEP* it!
Audience member: Ssssssshhh!
Tac: *Shoots the Audience member* Shush yourself… I’ll get you yet Lucky…
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Lucky: *Sees Drake* Alright then… Guess I can’t do that then. Bye… *Goes to leave stage, but is nailed by Rip as he runs past still holding his ass*
Oddy: Who’s left?
Oddball: I don’t wanna know… Razor?
Razor: Cool… *Comes out and does a show stopper dance number*
Oddy: O-Kay…
Oddball: Nice… Well that’s all we have for today I guess… *Is handed a note* Actually, Razor is requested to become a permanent on the show.
Razor: What?
Oddball: Your dance really helped out after everything…
Razor: Awesome!
Oddy: Wanna go out for ice cream Oddball?
Oddball: You read my mind Oddy… See ya next time folks!