Post by oddball on Feb 15, 2007 14:08:11 GMT -5
Oddball Variety Hour
Take 2
Oddy: Are you serious?
Oddball: Yes I am… We’ve got to keep our ratings up.
Oddy: But why?
Oddball: Can you think of anyone better?
Oddy: Lots…
Oddball: Oh just get out there…
Oddy: You owe me… *Goes out on stage *
Audience: *Roars with laughter *
Oddy: Welcome to the Oddball Variety hour! I’m the co-host Oddy Redwing… *Audience is laughing louder*
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Rip: Nicely done Oddball…
Oddball: I don’t know, he wasn’t exactly in a great mood today…
Rip: Oh I know, I know… *Grabs Oddball and kisses her*
Oddball: *Kisses back*
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Two-Tone: Lucky come quick!! You’ve got to see this!
Lucky: *Runs in* Is he really dressed like that?
Two-Tone: Yep… Wonder if Oddball put him up to this…
Lucky: I don’t know Oddy might’ve done it on his own.
Two-Tone: I think we should record this for future use… *Inserts a tape into a VCR and starts recording*
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*TV Static*
Announcer: Next on Toon Disney, its Jetix!
*TV Static*
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Mooch: Come on Oddball… I want to go on stage and do my act…
Wizzer: Yeah, come on Lady! We’ve got things to do…
Dipstick: *Grins stupidly*
Oddball: Wait your turn…
Oddy: *Comes off stage and is replaced by Oddball*
Mooch: Nice dress loser… *Is held against the wall by his throat*
Oddy: Snap… *Throws Mooch across the stage*
Mooch: Aaaaaaahhhh!!! *Sails behind Oddball and crashes into the wall on the other side*
Oddball: As you can see we have an exciting show planned for ya. That was Mooch for those who missed his act. Let’s give a round of applause…
Audience: *Silent*
Rip: *Comes on stage* Alright then… Moving on. *Grabs Oddball and kisses her on stage*
Oddy: Son of a! *Runs at Rip, but trips on his robe and sails past them and collides with Mooch*
Audience: *Laughs Loudly, many cheer on Rip and Oddball*
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Lucky: That was priceless… *Is laughing from Mooch getting nailed by Oddy*
Two-Tone: *Is staring at Lucky adoringly*
Lucky: *Has a red dot on the back of his head*
Tac: Got you this time… *Aims sniper rifle at Lucky’s head*
Two-Tone: *Pounces Lucky just as Tac fires, the VCR explodes in a shower of sparks*
Tac: D**n her… *Throws rifle into a pond* Plan B…
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Oddball: Well… Today’s guests include Jamie, Rose, Slayer, Mooch… if he wakes up, and Tic-Tac.
Audience: *Gasp*
Oddball: Yes we have Tac…
Camera dog: *Waves paw, signaling a commercial break is needed*
Oddball: We’ll be back after this brief message from our sponsors…
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Lucky: That was freaky… Did you see what happened to the VCR?
Two-Tone: Sorry I was focused on other things…
Lucky: *Grins* Oh… That… Yeah, thanks Two-Tone.
Two-Tone: Anytime Lucky… *Commercial comes on for Cadpig’s Book Vol. II*
Lucky: Sip did another one?
Two-Tone: I haven’t even seen the first one yet…
Lucky: Me neither… Not that I need to see it…
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Oddball: And we’re back… Our first guest is a Saiyan Dog from somewhere out there… Let’s hear it for Jamie!
Audience: *Erupts in applause and cheers*
Jamie: Hey Oddball. *Kisses her*\
Rip: Paws off! *Rushes Jamie*
Jamie: Shadow Clone Jutsu!! *20 Jamies appear and kick Rip clean off stage*
Oddball: Jamie… Behave. So what are you gonna show us today…
Jamie: Haaaaahhhh!!! *Goes Super Saiyan on stage*
Audience: Ooh! Aah!
Oddy: *Taps Jamie’s shoulder*
Jamie: *Turns and looks* Yes?
Oddy: Paws off! *Punches Jamie in the nose and he flies back and threw his clones, each exploding in a puff of smoke*
Jamie: -BEEP- it!! *Struggles to stand*
Oddy: *Stands and stares at Jamie* She’s mine… I won’t tell you again…
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Two-Tone: Go Oddy…
Lucky: Jamie is so annoying… *Is pounced from behind* Yes Two-Tone I get it!!
Two-Tone: Get what? I haven’t… Who’re you?
Hotspot: My names Hospot, and this is my lover…
Lucky: LOVER!?
Two-Tone: Your what!?
Hotspot: -CENSORED FOR CONTENT-
Lucky: OMG! Tac kill me!!!
Hotspot: Not while I’m here sweetie… hehe
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Rose: *Drops down from rafters and lands in Oddball’s chair* Am I late?
Oddball: *Surprised* No just on time… What’re you gonna do for us today?
Rose: A knife demonstration… *A board is revealed with Mooch strapped to it* And here is my unwilling volunteer…
Mooch: Get me outta here you –BEEP-! I’ll kill you for this, I swear you little –BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP-!
Audience: *Gasp*
Rose: Allow me folks… *Throws six kunai knives at once, two hit on either side of Mooch’s head, one goes over the top of his head, two more impact on either side of his torso, and the last impacts his -CENSORED-.
Audience: *Men cringe, women cheer*
Oddball: Ouch… *Rip screams in background* Nice one Rose…
Rose: Thank you…
Oddball: *Is handed a note by Dominoe* Tac will not be joining us today… Something went wrong and he had to cancel on us…
Audience: *Sighs in relief*
Slayer: Hey!! *Pounces Oddy*
Oddy: Get off me you weirdo!!!
Slayer: You hate me!!!
Oddy: No, I just don’t like being pounced by other guys…
Oddball: And Slayer here is our last guest… Care to show us anything?
Slayer: Ever seen Headbangers Ball? It’s awesome!
Oddball: No I haven’t…
Razor: *Drops from rafters like Rose did but lands face first on floor*
Oddy: *Sweatdrop* Okay then…
Rip: Dumb-BEEP-
Oddball: Well that’s our show for today… See ya next week!
Take 2
Oddy: Are you serious?
Oddball: Yes I am… We’ve got to keep our ratings up.
Oddy: But why?
Oddball: Can you think of anyone better?
Oddy: Lots…
Oddball: Oh just get out there…
Oddy: You owe me… *Goes out on stage *
Audience: *Roars with laughter *
Oddy: Welcome to the Oddball Variety hour! I’m the co-host Oddy Redwing… *Audience is laughing louder*
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Rip: Nicely done Oddball…
Oddball: I don’t know, he wasn’t exactly in a great mood today…
Rip: Oh I know, I know… *Grabs Oddball and kisses her*
Oddball: *Kisses back*
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Two-Tone: Lucky come quick!! You’ve got to see this!
Lucky: *Runs in* Is he really dressed like that?
Two-Tone: Yep… Wonder if Oddball put him up to this…
Lucky: I don’t know Oddy might’ve done it on his own.
Two-Tone: I think we should record this for future use… *Inserts a tape into a VCR and starts recording*
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*TV Static*
Announcer: Next on Toon Disney, its Jetix!
*TV Static*
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Mooch: Come on Oddball… I want to go on stage and do my act…
Wizzer: Yeah, come on Lady! We’ve got things to do…
Dipstick: *Grins stupidly*
Oddball: Wait your turn…
Oddy: *Comes off stage and is replaced by Oddball*
Mooch: Nice dress loser… *Is held against the wall by his throat*
Oddy: Snap… *Throws Mooch across the stage*
Mooch: Aaaaaaahhhh!!! *Sails behind Oddball and crashes into the wall on the other side*
Oddball: As you can see we have an exciting show planned for ya. That was Mooch for those who missed his act. Let’s give a round of applause…
Audience: *Silent*
Rip: *Comes on stage* Alright then… Moving on. *Grabs Oddball and kisses her on stage*
Oddy: Son of a! *Runs at Rip, but trips on his robe and sails past them and collides with Mooch*
Audience: *Laughs Loudly, many cheer on Rip and Oddball*
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Lucky: That was priceless… *Is laughing from Mooch getting nailed by Oddy*
Two-Tone: *Is staring at Lucky adoringly*
Lucky: *Has a red dot on the back of his head*
Tac: Got you this time… *Aims sniper rifle at Lucky’s head*
Two-Tone: *Pounces Lucky just as Tac fires, the VCR explodes in a shower of sparks*
Tac: D**n her… *Throws rifle into a pond* Plan B…
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Oddball: Well… Today’s guests include Jamie, Rose, Slayer, Mooch… if he wakes up, and Tic-Tac.
Audience: *Gasp*
Oddball: Yes we have Tac…
Camera dog: *Waves paw, signaling a commercial break is needed*
Oddball: We’ll be back after this brief message from our sponsors…
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Lucky: That was freaky… Did you see what happened to the VCR?
Two-Tone: Sorry I was focused on other things…
Lucky: *Grins* Oh… That… Yeah, thanks Two-Tone.
Two-Tone: Anytime Lucky… *Commercial comes on for Cadpig’s Book Vol. II*
Lucky: Sip did another one?
Two-Tone: I haven’t even seen the first one yet…
Lucky: Me neither… Not that I need to see it…
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Oddball: And we’re back… Our first guest is a Saiyan Dog from somewhere out there… Let’s hear it for Jamie!
Audience: *Erupts in applause and cheers*
Jamie: Hey Oddball. *Kisses her*\
Rip: Paws off! *Rushes Jamie*
Jamie: Shadow Clone Jutsu!! *20 Jamies appear and kick Rip clean off stage*
Oddball: Jamie… Behave. So what are you gonna show us today…
Jamie: Haaaaahhhh!!! *Goes Super Saiyan on stage*
Audience: Ooh! Aah!
Oddy: *Taps Jamie’s shoulder*
Jamie: *Turns and looks* Yes?
Oddy: Paws off! *Punches Jamie in the nose and he flies back and threw his clones, each exploding in a puff of smoke*
Jamie: -BEEP- it!! *Struggles to stand*
Oddy: *Stands and stares at Jamie* She’s mine… I won’t tell you again…
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Two-Tone: Go Oddy…
Lucky: Jamie is so annoying… *Is pounced from behind* Yes Two-Tone I get it!!
Two-Tone: Get what? I haven’t… Who’re you?
Hotspot: My names Hospot, and this is my lover…
Lucky: LOVER!?
Two-Tone: Your what!?
Hotspot: -CENSORED FOR CONTENT-
Lucky: OMG! Tac kill me!!!
Hotspot: Not while I’m here sweetie… hehe
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Rose: *Drops down from rafters and lands in Oddball’s chair* Am I late?
Oddball: *Surprised* No just on time… What’re you gonna do for us today?
Rose: A knife demonstration… *A board is revealed with Mooch strapped to it* And here is my unwilling volunteer…
Mooch: Get me outta here you –BEEP-! I’ll kill you for this, I swear you little –BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP-!
Audience: *Gasp*
Rose: Allow me folks… *Throws six kunai knives at once, two hit on either side of Mooch’s head, one goes over the top of his head, two more impact on either side of his torso, and the last impacts his -CENSORED-.
Audience: *Men cringe, women cheer*
Oddball: Ouch… *Rip screams in background* Nice one Rose…
Rose: Thank you…
Oddball: *Is handed a note by Dominoe* Tac will not be joining us today… Something went wrong and he had to cancel on us…
Audience: *Sighs in relief*
Slayer: Hey!! *Pounces Oddy*
Oddy: Get off me you weirdo!!!
Slayer: You hate me!!!
Oddy: No, I just don’t like being pounced by other guys…
Oddball: And Slayer here is our last guest… Care to show us anything?
Slayer: Ever seen Headbangers Ball? It’s awesome!
Oddball: No I haven’t…
Razor: *Drops from rafters like Rose did but lands face first on floor*
Oddy: *Sweatdrop* Okay then…
Rip: Dumb-BEEP-
Oddball: Well that’s our show for today… See ya next week!