Post by oddball on Feb 19, 2007 13:35:48 GMT -5
Oddball’s Third Take Variety Hour
Lucky: Do you see Hotspot anywhere Two-Tone?ý
Two-Tone: No… But if I do, I’ll kill him!ý
Lucky: Getting pounced, I can handle that… But that other thing. *Cringe*ý
Two-Tone: It’s okay Lucky. I’m here to protect you…ý
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Oddball: Well it’s our third show and things are looking good in the ratings. Today’s ýguests are Lucky, Celeste, Jenny, Hotspot, and a surprise guest.ý
Lucky: Hotspot’s here too? *Drops to floor and covers head with paws*ý
Two-Tone: Want me to stay with you?ý
Lucky: It’s okay… You go watch the show, I’ll be fine. *Two-Tone goes and sits in the ýaudience*ý
Oddy: You okay Lucky? You look tense…ý
Lucky: I got a surprise from your pal Hotspot….ý
Oddy: *Chuckle* I knew he liked you and all. Hat did he do?ý
Lucky: He pounced me in my home and then…ý
Oddball: And our first guest today is that natural leader and over all pain in the tail ýLucky!!! ý
Audience: *Applauds as Lucky comes out. Two-Tone whistles, and someone boos*ý
Two-Tone: *Spins around* Who did that? *Comes face to face with Tic-Tac, sitting in ýthe seat behind her* What are you doing here?ý
Tac: Enjoying the show… *Munches popcorn*ý
Two-Tone: What are you planning?ý
Tac: Sorry… My day off.ý
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Oddy: *Backstage with Hotspot* So what happened with you and Lucky yesterday?ý
Hotspot: I pounced him, and then I… Oh, here he comes! *Tail is wagging frantically as ýLucky come off stage after his act*ý
Lucky: *Sees Hotspot* Er… Um… Hi Hotspot…ý
Hotspot: *Slurps Lucky’s face* Hiya hun!ý
Oddy: Hun?ý
Hotspot: Yeah yesterday I… *Gets Lucky’s paw across his mouth*ý
Lucky: *Looks nervous* Don’t you dare…ý
Oddy: *Laughs* Nervous about something Luck?ý
Lucky: I just don’t him saying what we did…ý
Hotspot: *Frees his mouth from Lucky* I just started kissing him all over when I ýpounced him…ý
Lucky: *Smacks forehead* Two-Tone’s gonna kill me for this… *Kisses Hotspot to shut ýhim up*ý
Oddy: *Raises eyebrow* Okay… Go Lucky.ý
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Oddball: Thank you Lucky for that well, original act. Now help me welcome Celeste ýDal…ý
Celeste: *Comes out to minor applause* Ah well… Hey Oddball! How’s Oddy?ý
Oddball: He’s good… Actually surprised I haven’t seen him yet today.ý
Celeste: He was backstage watching Lucky kissing Hotspot… *Sticks her tongue out*ý
Two-Tone: *From audience* WHAT!!!ý
Tic-Tac: *From Audience as well* Plan B worked!!! ý
Oddball: Alright then, moving on…ý
Rip: That’s my line!! Ah well… Later Oddball!ý
Oddy: *From Backstage* -BEEP- IT RIP!!!ý
Oddball: *Giggles* So Celeste what are you going to do for us today?ý
Celeste: Well I could use my Edo Tensei and introduce my parents… But I don’t think ýit’s necessary.ý
Oddball: Well you’re a big help… Time for a commercial break folks, we’ll be right ýback. ý
Camera Dog: *Gives thumbs up signaling they are off the air* ý
Oddball: What the -BEEP- is going on here?ý
Lucky: *Stops kissing Hotspot, Hotspot collapses on the floor an is blushing* I was just ýshutting him up…ý
Hotspot: You know you like that feeling Lucky… You know you do…ý
Lucky: I love Two-Tone…ý
Hotspot: Nice cover… We know how it is.ý
Oddy: Lucky, there’s a word for what you and Two-Tone have…ý
Lucky: And that would be?ý
Oddy: I can’t say…ý
Lucky: Why not?ý
Oddy: Because you have no idea whose reading this skit…ý
Lucky: -BEEP- it!ý
Hotspot: *Sits on floor panting, his tail going a mile a minute* I know the word… I know ýit!ý
Oddball: *Hits Hotspot over the head as Two-Tone comes backstage* Shut up!ý
Two-Tone: What the –BEEP- is going on here?ý
Oddball: *Sees camera dog waving frantically* I got a show to do… So keep it down. ýComing Oddy?ý
Oddy: Right… *Follows Oddball on stage*ý
Oddball: *Waves to camera* And we’re back! We have Celeste Dal on stage with us now ýand we will be bringing out Jenny now.ý
Jenny: Stay away from my Slayer!!!ý
Oddy: Jenny… Uh, Slayer’s not here…ý
Oddball: Come and sit, do an act… Do something other than yell.ý
Jenny: Fine… *Sits beside Celeste before realizing its her* What the –BEEP- are you ýdoing here?ý
Celeste: I’m a guest…ý
Jenny: *Cringes in fear* You didn’t do that Edo Tensei thing did you?ý
Celeste: No…ý
Jenny: *Relaxes* Good, that really scares the –BEEP- outta me…ý
Oddball: Well then, now that that’s settled… Our special guest has arrived… Tac!ý
Lucky: What? *Has a black eye*ý
Hotspot: *Is out of breath* Huh?ý
Two-Tone: *Stops punching Lucky* Plan B…ý
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Razor: This’ll be good… *Is in a hospital bed with Jewel sitting next to him*ý
Jewel: Lucky, Two-Tone, and Tac… All in one place. This isn’t good…ý
Razor: Well… What do you expect?ý
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Tac: Thanks for the welcome Oddball… Hello Oddy.ý
Oddy: Tac… *Doesn’t make eye contact*ý
Oddball: So what are you going to do for us today Tac?ý
Tac: I already did it… I had Hotspot go after Lucky in front of Two-Tone. When Lucky ýkissed Hotspot backstage, my plan was a success. Lucky’ll cheat on Two-Tone with ýHotspot, and Two-Tone will kill him for me. Then Two-Tone will kill herself out of guilt. ýSuch a smooth plan….ý
Hotspot: Smooth as Lucky’s…. *Is dragged backstage by Two-Tone*ý
Oddy: Interesting plan Tac…ý
Tac: So simplistic in nature, it can’t fail….ý
Oddy: *Is looking backstage* I see… *Chuckles softly, Oddball looks herself and ýgiggles louder*ý
Oddball: Well folks looks like Hotspot is busy at the moment, so we’re out of guests…ý
Slayer: I’m here now Oddball! Hey Oddy!ý
Jenny: Slayer!!! *Leaps at him*ý
Celeste: Edo Tensei… *Coffin erupts out of the floor, shielding Slayer from Jenny*ý
Jenny: -Beep-ý
Oddball: We’re on the twentieth floor, how did that thing come through the floor?ý
Oddy: Don’t ask…ý
Slayer: Cool! Kick-BEEP-!ý
Celeste: I told you Jenny… *Coffin creaks open*ý
Jenny: -BEEP-! -BEEP- !-BEEP-!ý
Walt Disney: *Steps out of coffin* What’s happened to my parks?ý
Oddy: Eisner…ý
Walt Disney: And my movies?ý
Oddy: Eisner…ý
Walt Disney: And who are you?ý
Oddy: *Unzips fur, revealing human self* I’m a former Cast Member…ý
Walt Disney: I see… And this one? *Indicates Jenny*ý
Celeste: A problem…ý
Walt Disney: *Grabs Jenny* I see… It’s a Small World for you…ý
Jenny: Nooooooo!!!!!!!! *Is taken into the coffin with Walt as it sinks back into the ýfloor*ý
Celeste: She’ll be back later… *Looking down hole*ý
Slayer: Whoa!ý
Oddball: And that concludes our show for today… Oddy, put your fur back on…ý
Oddy: Sorry… *Zips on fur again, wagging tail*ý
Lucky: Do you see Hotspot anywhere Two-Tone?ý
Two-Tone: No… But if I do, I’ll kill him!ý
Lucky: Getting pounced, I can handle that… But that other thing. *Cringe*ý
Two-Tone: It’s okay Lucky. I’m here to protect you…ý
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Oddball: Well it’s our third show and things are looking good in the ratings. Today’s ýguests are Lucky, Celeste, Jenny, Hotspot, and a surprise guest.ý
Lucky: Hotspot’s here too? *Drops to floor and covers head with paws*ý
Two-Tone: Want me to stay with you?ý
Lucky: It’s okay… You go watch the show, I’ll be fine. *Two-Tone goes and sits in the ýaudience*ý
Oddy: You okay Lucky? You look tense…ý
Lucky: I got a surprise from your pal Hotspot….ý
Oddy: *Chuckle* I knew he liked you and all. Hat did he do?ý
Lucky: He pounced me in my home and then…ý
Oddball: And our first guest today is that natural leader and over all pain in the tail ýLucky!!! ý
Audience: *Applauds as Lucky comes out. Two-Tone whistles, and someone boos*ý
Two-Tone: *Spins around* Who did that? *Comes face to face with Tic-Tac, sitting in ýthe seat behind her* What are you doing here?ý
Tac: Enjoying the show… *Munches popcorn*ý
Two-Tone: What are you planning?ý
Tac: Sorry… My day off.ý
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Oddy: *Backstage with Hotspot* So what happened with you and Lucky yesterday?ý
Hotspot: I pounced him, and then I… Oh, here he comes! *Tail is wagging frantically as ýLucky come off stage after his act*ý
Lucky: *Sees Hotspot* Er… Um… Hi Hotspot…ý
Hotspot: *Slurps Lucky’s face* Hiya hun!ý
Oddy: Hun?ý
Hotspot: Yeah yesterday I… *Gets Lucky’s paw across his mouth*ý
Lucky: *Looks nervous* Don’t you dare…ý
Oddy: *Laughs* Nervous about something Luck?ý
Lucky: I just don’t him saying what we did…ý
Hotspot: *Frees his mouth from Lucky* I just started kissing him all over when I ýpounced him…ý
Lucky: *Smacks forehead* Two-Tone’s gonna kill me for this… *Kisses Hotspot to shut ýhim up*ý
Oddy: *Raises eyebrow* Okay… Go Lucky.ý
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Oddball: Thank you Lucky for that well, original act. Now help me welcome Celeste ýDal…ý
Celeste: *Comes out to minor applause* Ah well… Hey Oddball! How’s Oddy?ý
Oddball: He’s good… Actually surprised I haven’t seen him yet today.ý
Celeste: He was backstage watching Lucky kissing Hotspot… *Sticks her tongue out*ý
Two-Tone: *From audience* WHAT!!!ý
Tic-Tac: *From Audience as well* Plan B worked!!! ý
Oddball: Alright then, moving on…ý
Rip: That’s my line!! Ah well… Later Oddball!ý
Oddy: *From Backstage* -BEEP- IT RIP!!!ý
Oddball: *Giggles* So Celeste what are you going to do for us today?ý
Celeste: Well I could use my Edo Tensei and introduce my parents… But I don’t think ýit’s necessary.ý
Oddball: Well you’re a big help… Time for a commercial break folks, we’ll be right ýback. ý
Camera Dog: *Gives thumbs up signaling they are off the air* ý
Oddball: What the -BEEP- is going on here?ý
Lucky: *Stops kissing Hotspot, Hotspot collapses on the floor an is blushing* I was just ýshutting him up…ý
Hotspot: You know you like that feeling Lucky… You know you do…ý
Lucky: I love Two-Tone…ý
Hotspot: Nice cover… We know how it is.ý
Oddy: Lucky, there’s a word for what you and Two-Tone have…ý
Lucky: And that would be?ý
Oddy: I can’t say…ý
Lucky: Why not?ý
Oddy: Because you have no idea whose reading this skit…ý
Lucky: -BEEP- it!ý
Hotspot: *Sits on floor panting, his tail going a mile a minute* I know the word… I know ýit!ý
Oddball: *Hits Hotspot over the head as Two-Tone comes backstage* Shut up!ý
Two-Tone: What the –BEEP- is going on here?ý
Oddball: *Sees camera dog waving frantically* I got a show to do… So keep it down. ýComing Oddy?ý
Oddy: Right… *Follows Oddball on stage*ý
Oddball: *Waves to camera* And we’re back! We have Celeste Dal on stage with us now ýand we will be bringing out Jenny now.ý
Jenny: Stay away from my Slayer!!!ý
Oddy: Jenny… Uh, Slayer’s not here…ý
Oddball: Come and sit, do an act… Do something other than yell.ý
Jenny: Fine… *Sits beside Celeste before realizing its her* What the –BEEP- are you ýdoing here?ý
Celeste: I’m a guest…ý
Jenny: *Cringes in fear* You didn’t do that Edo Tensei thing did you?ý
Celeste: No…ý
Jenny: *Relaxes* Good, that really scares the –BEEP- outta me…ý
Oddball: Well then, now that that’s settled… Our special guest has arrived… Tac!ý
Lucky: What? *Has a black eye*ý
Hotspot: *Is out of breath* Huh?ý
Two-Tone: *Stops punching Lucky* Plan B…ý
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Razor: This’ll be good… *Is in a hospital bed with Jewel sitting next to him*ý
Jewel: Lucky, Two-Tone, and Tac… All in one place. This isn’t good…ý
Razor: Well… What do you expect?ý
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Tac: Thanks for the welcome Oddball… Hello Oddy.ý
Oddy: Tac… *Doesn’t make eye contact*ý
Oddball: So what are you going to do for us today Tac?ý
Tac: I already did it… I had Hotspot go after Lucky in front of Two-Tone. When Lucky ýkissed Hotspot backstage, my plan was a success. Lucky’ll cheat on Two-Tone with ýHotspot, and Two-Tone will kill him for me. Then Two-Tone will kill herself out of guilt. ýSuch a smooth plan….ý
Hotspot: Smooth as Lucky’s…. *Is dragged backstage by Two-Tone*ý
Oddy: Interesting plan Tac…ý
Tac: So simplistic in nature, it can’t fail….ý
Oddy: *Is looking backstage* I see… *Chuckles softly, Oddball looks herself and ýgiggles louder*ý
Oddball: Well folks looks like Hotspot is busy at the moment, so we’re out of guests…ý
Slayer: I’m here now Oddball! Hey Oddy!ý
Jenny: Slayer!!! *Leaps at him*ý
Celeste: Edo Tensei… *Coffin erupts out of the floor, shielding Slayer from Jenny*ý
Jenny: -Beep-ý
Oddball: We’re on the twentieth floor, how did that thing come through the floor?ý
Oddy: Don’t ask…ý
Slayer: Cool! Kick-BEEP-!ý
Celeste: I told you Jenny… *Coffin creaks open*ý
Jenny: -BEEP-! -BEEP- !-BEEP-!ý
Walt Disney: *Steps out of coffin* What’s happened to my parks?ý
Oddy: Eisner…ý
Walt Disney: And my movies?ý
Oddy: Eisner…ý
Walt Disney: And who are you?ý
Oddy: *Unzips fur, revealing human self* I’m a former Cast Member…ý
Walt Disney: I see… And this one? *Indicates Jenny*ý
Celeste: A problem…ý
Walt Disney: *Grabs Jenny* I see… It’s a Small World for you…ý
Jenny: Nooooooo!!!!!!!! *Is taken into the coffin with Walt as it sinks back into the ýfloor*ý
Celeste: She’ll be back later… *Looking down hole*ý
Slayer: Whoa!ý
Oddball: And that concludes our show for today… Oddy, put your fur back on…ý
Oddy: Sorry… *Zips on fur again, wagging tail*ý