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Post by Belchic on Aug 14, 2013 17:21:43 GMT -5
Q: I thought we were going to play poker. Isn't this poker?
A: No. I just forgot to shave.
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 15, 2013 20:14:35 GMT -5
Q: Is that a cat clinging to your face?
A: That piece of wallpaper is a work of art.
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Post by Belchic on Aug 28, 2013 14:18:04 GMT -5
Q: What's so amazing about that wallpaper that motivates you to stare at it all day?
A: Beacuase you're in a f*cking Peter Pan costume!
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 29, 2013 8:50:12 GMT -5
Q: Why do kids constantly ask me about having adventures in Neverland, especially with Tinker Bell and the Lost Boys?
A: She changed his diaper!
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Post by Belchic on Aug 30, 2013 14:20:30 GMT -5
Q: How come he doesn't stink anymore?
A: $1.03.
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Post by Flowgli on Aug 31, 2013 23:07:33 GMT -5
Q: How much is this shampoo?
A: He'd look like a bowling ball.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 1, 2013 14:23:27 GMT -5
Q: What would Jamie look like if we smooshed him into a fish bowl and painted it dark blue?
A: 368,485,992.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 3, 2013 12:12:11 GMT -5
Q: How many ants would you say have ruined picnics so far this summer?
A: A piece of pie.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 5, 2013 14:29:25 GMT -5
Q: What's this machine worth?
A: Because the crocodile!
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 21, 2016 16:59:58 GMT -5
Q: Why is everyone running out of the lake screaming?
A: Until he apologizes for real.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 18, 2016 13:43:34 GMT -5
Q: When are you going to stop acting this way?
A: No, that date is set in stone; we cannot reschedule it.
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Post by Flowgli on Apr 10, 2017 22:15:54 GMT -5
Q: I was just told that I have an appointment that night. Can we move the party to next week?
A: Because he sneezed so loud and hard from being out in the cold for too long.
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Post by Belchic on Apr 11, 2017 22:20:01 GMT -5
Q: Why is the room in such a big mess?
A: Okay. Let's go out to a place I know about that I know you'll enjoy.
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Post by Flowgli on May 1, 2017 20:27:59 GMT -5
Q: I'm looking for a place I've never been to where I can have fun. I've heard you know of such a place. Can you tell me about it and show me where it is?
A: THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE!
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Post by Belchic on Aug 3, 2017 11:58:51 GMT -5
Q: What item does Mario use to make himself bigger?
A: There are many clouds.
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