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Post by Flowgli on May 26, 2012 6:15:58 GMT -5
Q: What was Johnny Carson recurring comedic role on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson?
A: I would like to buy a hamburger.
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Post by RaceFanX on May 28, 2012 6:55:19 GMT -5
Q: Could someone randomly quote the remake of "The Pink Panther?"
A: Inception
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Post by babclayman on May 28, 2012 7:01:56 GMT -5
Q. Jack washed up on a Beach after drowning in Titanic, do you know where that Beach was? ;3
A. By eating a few planets. o.o
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Post by Flowgli on May 28, 2012 8:22:32 GMT -5
Q: How can one pup become bigger than our solar system?
A: It'll cause him to explode!
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Post by RaceFanX on May 28, 2012 9:42:22 GMT -5
Q: What does that bomb in his underwhere do?
A: Forget you I can eat all these apples!
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Post by Flowgli on May 30, 2012 18:04:49 GMT -5
Q: What about me? Are you gonna share any of those apples with me?
A: A pool party!
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Post by Belchic on May 31, 2012 1:28:02 GMT -5
Q: What's going on at your house this Saturday?
A: Because she has a nice booty!
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 1, 2012 11:19:11 GMT -5
Q: This court hereby finds you guilty of all sexual harassment charges. But I have to ask, why did you do it?
A: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
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Post by Belchic on Jun 1, 2012 20:43:05 GMT -5
Q: Tell me the truth.
A: I totally would! Thanks for offering!
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Post by babclayman on Jun 2, 2012 10:54:07 GMT -5
Q. Hey! Can you carry this extremely heavy piece of set, Please?
A. Five Hundred and Ninety Nine USA Dollars.
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Post by Belchic on Jun 2, 2012 13:41:14 GMT -5
Q: How much for this awesome synthesizer?
A: You'd better believe it, Dollface!
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 3, 2012 6:33:47 GMT -5
Q: Will all this exercise equipment actually get me into shape?
A: Gassy!
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Post by Belchic on Jun 3, 2012 18:19:44 GMT -5
Q: How do you feel after eating at Taco Bell?
A: A barber shop quartet!
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 23, 2012 10:08:27 GMT -5
Q: What other quartets can you think of besides the Uptown String Quartet?
A: For calling us "chicks".
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Post by babclayman on Jun 23, 2012 10:40:43 GMT -5
Q. Why is Growlie's Pudge holding us down? o.o
A. He wouldn't know what to do with it, besides barking at it.
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