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Post by Belchic on Jun 23, 2012 14:17:01 GMT -5
Q: Why aren't you giving the mailbag to the dog?
A: Haven't a clue.
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 25, 2012 16:08:47 GMT -5
Q: What the heck is up with that kid?
A: It all started when I was two years old.
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Post by RaceFanX on Jun 25, 2012 16:56:14 GMT -5
Q: Well, you have conquered and ensalved the Earth. How long have you been planning this?
A: I regret I have but one life to give for my country.
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Post by babclayman on Jun 26, 2012 2:39:56 GMT -5
Q. How many regenerations have you got, if you want to enter this war?
A. Epsilon. o.o
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Post by Snivinerior on Jun 26, 2012 8:55:40 GMT -5
Q: What is the fifth letter of the Greek alphabet?
A: Smoking can kill you.
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 26, 2012 11:07:24 GMT -5
Q: What harm can smoking really do?
A: Back in 1776.
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Post by Snivinerior on Jun 26, 2012 23:44:55 GMT -5
Q: Since when do we have bathrooms?
A: I joined the army when I was 15.
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Post by Flowgli on Jun 27, 2012 8:40:23 GMT -5
Q: What did you do after you dropped out of school?
A: Cookies!
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Post by Snivinerior on Jun 28, 2012 23:43:45 GMT -5
Q: What's round, brown, and has chocolate chips on it?
A: I will die for my country.
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 18, 2012 21:05:32 GMT -5
Q: What selfless thing would you consider doing if you can?
A: $2.69 an hour.
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Post by Snivinerior on Jul 18, 2012 22:03:20 GMT -5
Q: What does an average person earn when employed in a sh*tty job?
A: I'm out of ammo!
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Post by Belchic on Jul 18, 2012 23:08:23 GMT -5
Q: Why aren't you shooting?
A: Your stomach opening.
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Post by Snivinerior on Jul 22, 2012 23:57:36 GMT -5
Q: Did you drank muriathic or hydrochloric acid?
A: I'm hit! I'm hit!
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Post by Flowgli on Jul 31, 2012 6:32:54 GMT -5
Q: Is part of one of your boats on B3?
A: We play Chess.
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Post by Snivinerior on Jul 31, 2012 10:15:29 GMT -5
Q: I'm bored, what can we play to ease the boredom?
A: ETA 20 minutes... I think.
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