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Post by babclayman on Apr 18, 2012 12:06:23 GMT -5
"Dang, You always keeps doing her Number Two, whenever I walk you down the street!" o.O
That one?
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 18, 2012 12:06:58 GMT -5
"I'm happy that you're not stubborn as a mule"
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 20, 2012 12:52:04 GMT -5
"I'm going to ride her long, hard and bareback right to the middle of town."
Alright time for a new one... *pulls it* 'Hillbilly Proverbs'
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Post by babclayman on Apr 21, 2012 15:02:21 GMT -5
Oh boy...let's see what I can think of. ^^;
"A Cousin in the Bed is a case for State Head!"
How about that? ;3
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 22, 2012 15:10:50 GMT -5
This isn't working...
*buzz*
"Things in Drew Carey's day planner"
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Post by babclayman on Apr 22, 2012 15:19:00 GMT -5
"Find more ways to make fun of Colin's Shirt and Ryan's Shoes..."
That better? ;3
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Post by Belchic on Apr 22, 2012 15:33:03 GMT -5
"Find out which lands are continents and which are countries."
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Post by Belchic on Apr 23, 2012 21:24:51 GMT -5
How about this for a new scene?
Rejected Robot Masters for the Mega Man series.
"Hi! I'm the new Robot Master, Pillow Man!"
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Post by Two-Tone on Apr 24, 2012 2:25:30 GMT -5
"Hello I am Paper Man, and I'll give Mega Man a bad paper cut!"
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Post by babclayman on Apr 24, 2012 3:59:40 GMT -5
“You will never defeat me! I am Internet Modem Man! I shall be yo-*Crashes*”
Also
“I am Tin Man, Megaman! Unless you can take me to the Wizard, You shall not pass…Oilcan!”
How’s that? X3
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 24, 2012 6:56:13 GMT -5
"Hello, I'm BoringMan MegaMan! Let's talk about Condensation and we'll have a blast talking about the Civil War and the Watergate Scandal. Won't that be fun?"
Alright new scene!
Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart
*over Intercom* "Attention Shoppers, you're in for a special treat! Presenting Arm Farts: The Musical!"
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Post by babclayman on Apr 24, 2012 7:00:45 GMT -5
"Don't worry, you can fix that hole, I made in the wall. We are at WALL-Mart afterall!"
Arg! What spawn of punning is this! O.O
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 24, 2012 7:29:26 GMT -5
*Singing over Intercom* "Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes... Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves..."
"Excuse me where do you keep the ammo, the little woman's been mouthing off about me lately and divorce takes too durn long."
"I assure you I am only purchasing this many Diet Coke and Mentos for peaceful purposes and I'm not building a long-range Diet Coke / Mentos missile to prank rival college in the next state."
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Post by Belchic on Apr 25, 2012 14:03:34 GMT -5
New scene: Stories that you should never read to your kids.
"Ooh. Here's one! My Little Dashie!"
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 25, 2012 14:09:58 GMT -5
*pulls out a book from a bookshelf* "Hmmmmmm...Cupcakes."
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