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Post by babclayman on Apr 25, 2012 14:41:45 GMT -5
*Picks Up Book* "A Vampire Match"; Twilight Meets My Immortal...
Think that's bad?
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 25, 2012 17:52:18 GMT -5
*pulls out book*
"Huh. 101 Dalmatians in the eyes of South Park!"
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Post by Belchic on Apr 25, 2012 18:26:20 GMT -5
"The Raven: Extra Gory Version!"
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 25, 2012 22:04:47 GMT -5
Okay New Scene!
"The Wrong Thing to say on a first date"
"So...will you marry me?"
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Post by babclayman on Apr 26, 2012 6:10:49 GMT -5
"I'm sure, you'll like this restaurant. Eight of my Ten Ex Girlfriends like it." B3
Any others? ;3
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Post by Belchic on Apr 26, 2012 14:26:04 GMT -5
"I couldn't help but notice you're larger than me."
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 26, 2012 15:45:15 GMT -5
"Why do you look like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, you don't need that much make-up. Come on!@
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Post by babclayman on Apr 27, 2012 3:12:41 GMT -5
Okay, I got a new topic! =3
"Bad Things to say in Court"
"I didn't commit the crime! It was my Identical Twin Brother!"
Any to add on, Pups? =3
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Post by Shadow Dearly on Apr 27, 2012 6:50:34 GMT -5
"Your Honour, I have a very good reason for breaking into children's houses. I'm Santa Claus!"
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Post by RaceFanX on Apr 27, 2012 11:42:08 GMT -5
"If the glove does fit, he's clearly guilty as hell."
"My client has a very good reason for robbing that bank, everyone was looking at him funny."
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Post by Belchic on Apr 27, 2012 12:29:06 GMT -5
"Ha! You look like a dork in that stupid judge wig!"
Okay, New Scene: Bad places or times to blurt out Internet memes.
"Now that we're in the library, let's go find that book. LEEROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY...JENNNKIIIIIINNNNNNNNS!"
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Post by babclayman on Apr 27, 2012 13:20:06 GMT -5
"Okay Class, today we're going to learn how to make...Cupcakes...>=3"
That one?
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Post by babclayman on Apr 29, 2012 15:48:52 GMT -5
Here's one...
"Bad things to hear, under Anesthetic on the Operating Table."
"Can you stop that thing from beating!? It's throwing me off my concentration!"
Anymore, Pups? ;3
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Post by Belchic on Apr 30, 2012 20:29:41 GMT -5
"I'm sorry. I'm colorblind. I can't tell which is supposed to be the brain and which is the hamburger meat."
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Post by Two-Tone on Apr 30, 2012 20:36:59 GMT -5
"There we are, the operation was a complete success"
"Doctor, he was supposed to get an apendectimy, you gave him breast implants!"
"Uhhh oops!"
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