Post by oddball on Mar 1, 2007 19:06:09 GMT -5
Oddball Variety Hour 5
Oddy: Do you think this is a good idea?
Oddball: Of course… The show needs more action.
Oddy: But those three on the same stage? Not good…
Oddball: *Sticks her tongue out at Oddy* Don’t worry so much.
Oddy: Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
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Two-Tone: Where is he?
Lucky: Who?
Two-Tone: That Hotspot… *Is holding a knife*
Lucky: Haven’t seen him since bowling night…
Two-Tone: Still doesn’t sit well with me…
Lucky: But you did agree… And besides, this lets us have some undisturbed quality time… *Snuggles Two-Tone*
Two-Tone: True… *Knock at the dressing room door*
Lucky: Yes?
VOICE: 2 minute warning…
Lucky: Thanks…
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Hotspot: *Is pacing around just off stage* Where are they?
Rip: Hey Hotspot! Um, what’s up?
Hotspot: Just waiting for Lucky to come out…
Rip: Yeah… About that. You do know Two-Tone is on the show today also…
Hotspot: Oh, I know…
Rip: All right then…
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Two-Tone: *Greets a new character* Thanks for coming by Shadow.
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: So have you seen the show before?
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: Do you even talk?
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: *Gets frustrated* This is gonna be harder than I thought…
Shadow: ?
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Oddy: Trio?
Trio: Hey Oddy… Long time no see…
Oddy: What are you doing here?
Trio: Oh Two-Tone invited Shadow and I to see the show…
Oddy: She did what? That little –BEEP-! She’s messing around with my characters again…
Trio: Huh?
Oddy: Nevermind…
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Oddball: All right everyone… We’ve got an exciting show for you today! Our guests are Hotspot, Lucky, Two-Tone, and Foxwolf.
Audience: *Applauds*
Oddball: Our first guest is a good friend of Oddy’s, as well as mine. Let’s hear it for Foxwolf!
Audience: *Applauds*
Foxwolf: Thanks Oddball! *Kisses her on the cheek*
Rip: She’s mine! *Tries to tackle Foxwolf, but is held short by Oddy* Where’d you get the rope from?
Oddy: Don’t ask…
Rip: Nasty!
Oddball: All right then… So Foxwolf, anything new going on?
Foxwolf: Well I’m working on a few new stories, nothing I can really bring up on the show…
Oddball: Anything good?
Foxwolf: Well, let’s just say you and Oddy get a little tied up… *Smirks*
Oddy: 69!
Oddball: *Laughs*
Foxwolf: Yeah… That too…
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Hotspot: Hey Lucky!
Lucky: Hi…
Two-Tone: Back off Hotspot, he’s mine…
Hotspot: 6 days a week maybe… But I get one night with him don’t forget. You promised…
Two-Tone: I know, I know… Oh hey Shadow!
Shadow: …
Hotspot: Shadow? *Turns and comes face to face with Shadow* Um, hi!
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: We’ll just leave you two alone…
Lucky: Later… *Goes out on stage with Two-Tone*
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Oddball: Well here are our next guests, Two-Tone and Lucky!
Audience: *Applauds*
Oddy: Where’s Hotspot?
Two-Tone: He’s talking to Shadow…
Oddball: Shadow?
Oddy: I’ll explain later…
Lucky: *Sits beside Foxwolf* Hi!
Foxwolf: Hi…
Two-Tone: *Sits beside Lucky*
Oddy: *Looks backstage and laughs* Talking huh? Doesn’t look like Shadow is saying much of anything to me…
Two-Tone: Whatever… *Stares at Lucky adoringly*
Oddball: So Lucky… What’s it like to be chased by another guy?
Lucky: Different… That’s all I can say. Feels different too… *Shifts himself in the chair*
Oddy: Uncomfortable?
Lucky: My butt’s a little sore…
Two-Tone: Poor thing fell on the ice on the way here…
Oddy: Sure Two-Tone… Sure….
Two-Tone: *Glares at Oddy*
Oddball: Easy guys… *Loud barking is heard backstage*
Oddy: *Laughs*
Foxwolf: *Looks and smiles*
Oddball: *Giggles*
Two-Tone: Got him…
Lucky: What?
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Hotspot: *Is panting heavily*
Shadow: …
Hotspot: *Is sitting on the floor, tail wagging quickly and blushing*
Shadow: Like bowling?
Hotspot: OMG! He speaks!! *Pounces Shadow* I love ‘bowling’ nights!
Shadow: … *Smiles*
Oddy: Do you think this is a good idea?
Oddball: Of course… The show needs more action.
Oddy: But those three on the same stage? Not good…
Oddball: *Sticks her tongue out at Oddy* Don’t worry so much.
Oddy: Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
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Two-Tone: Where is he?
Lucky: Who?
Two-Tone: That Hotspot… *Is holding a knife*
Lucky: Haven’t seen him since bowling night…
Two-Tone: Still doesn’t sit well with me…
Lucky: But you did agree… And besides, this lets us have some undisturbed quality time… *Snuggles Two-Tone*
Two-Tone: True… *Knock at the dressing room door*
Lucky: Yes?
VOICE: 2 minute warning…
Lucky: Thanks…
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Hotspot: *Is pacing around just off stage* Where are they?
Rip: Hey Hotspot! Um, what’s up?
Hotspot: Just waiting for Lucky to come out…
Rip: Yeah… About that. You do know Two-Tone is on the show today also…
Hotspot: Oh, I know…
Rip: All right then…
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Two-Tone: *Greets a new character* Thanks for coming by Shadow.
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: So have you seen the show before?
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: Do you even talk?
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: *Gets frustrated* This is gonna be harder than I thought…
Shadow: ?
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Oddy: Trio?
Trio: Hey Oddy… Long time no see…
Oddy: What are you doing here?
Trio: Oh Two-Tone invited Shadow and I to see the show…
Oddy: She did what? That little –BEEP-! She’s messing around with my characters again…
Trio: Huh?
Oddy: Nevermind…
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Oddball: All right everyone… We’ve got an exciting show for you today! Our guests are Hotspot, Lucky, Two-Tone, and Foxwolf.
Audience: *Applauds*
Oddball: Our first guest is a good friend of Oddy’s, as well as mine. Let’s hear it for Foxwolf!
Audience: *Applauds*
Foxwolf: Thanks Oddball! *Kisses her on the cheek*
Rip: She’s mine! *Tries to tackle Foxwolf, but is held short by Oddy* Where’d you get the rope from?
Oddy: Don’t ask…
Rip: Nasty!
Oddball: All right then… So Foxwolf, anything new going on?
Foxwolf: Well I’m working on a few new stories, nothing I can really bring up on the show…
Oddball: Anything good?
Foxwolf: Well, let’s just say you and Oddy get a little tied up… *Smirks*
Oddy: 69!
Oddball: *Laughs*
Foxwolf: Yeah… That too…
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Hotspot: Hey Lucky!
Lucky: Hi…
Two-Tone: Back off Hotspot, he’s mine…
Hotspot: 6 days a week maybe… But I get one night with him don’t forget. You promised…
Two-Tone: I know, I know… Oh hey Shadow!
Shadow: …
Hotspot: Shadow? *Turns and comes face to face with Shadow* Um, hi!
Shadow: …
Two-Tone: We’ll just leave you two alone…
Lucky: Later… *Goes out on stage with Two-Tone*
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Oddball: Well here are our next guests, Two-Tone and Lucky!
Audience: *Applauds*
Oddy: Where’s Hotspot?
Two-Tone: He’s talking to Shadow…
Oddball: Shadow?
Oddy: I’ll explain later…
Lucky: *Sits beside Foxwolf* Hi!
Foxwolf: Hi…
Two-Tone: *Sits beside Lucky*
Oddy: *Looks backstage and laughs* Talking huh? Doesn’t look like Shadow is saying much of anything to me…
Two-Tone: Whatever… *Stares at Lucky adoringly*
Oddball: So Lucky… What’s it like to be chased by another guy?
Lucky: Different… That’s all I can say. Feels different too… *Shifts himself in the chair*
Oddy: Uncomfortable?
Lucky: My butt’s a little sore…
Two-Tone: Poor thing fell on the ice on the way here…
Oddy: Sure Two-Tone… Sure….
Two-Tone: *Glares at Oddy*
Oddball: Easy guys… *Loud barking is heard backstage*
Oddy: *Laughs*
Foxwolf: *Looks and smiles*
Oddball: *Giggles*
Two-Tone: Got him…
Lucky: What?
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Hotspot: *Is panting heavily*
Shadow: …
Hotspot: *Is sitting on the floor, tail wagging quickly and blushing*
Shadow: Like bowling?
Hotspot: OMG! He speaks!! *Pounces Shadow* I love ‘bowling’ nights!
Shadow: … *Smiles*