Post by cw on Mar 9, 2007 1:17:58 GMT -5
On the advice of my lawyer, I swear that i have never heard of or seen a place called Colditz.
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"TIME'S RUNNING OUT!!!!" screamed Spot.
Quickly, Q began calculating, his brain analysing all the angles and applying the mechanics.
Immediately after he finished he, managed to get a laser pen out of his sleeve and aimed it at...SPOT'S BUTT!!!
"Spot.." Q said with a grin, "Forgive me."
And with that he fired the pen!
"CLUUUUCK!!!!!" Spot shrieked as she blasted off into the air, her tail feathers on fire!
As she blasted off, she hit one of the shotguns which fired hitting another and so on. The last shotgun fired at the arrow, setting it off at an upward angle. It sliced thru' the axe handle, sending it plummeting down.
Cadpig and Rolly winced and grimaced, expecting immediate doom.
BUT, Q had done his math well! The axe blade sliced right thru' the ropes and Q pushed them away, just in time to avoid the anvil, which landed with an almighty CRASH, destroying the axe, while Spot was still ricocheting around.
Q then proceeded to change back into his outfit, complete with hat and caught Spot as she flew by.
He then grabbed Rolly and Cadpig to face the camera.
"Smile, everyone!"
SNAP!
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Spot's tail was still smouldering.
"That's the last time I ever, EVER sit next to you while tied up!"
"Oh, so you prefer BOOM, TWANG, THUNK, SPLAT!, hmmm...?"
"Can't say I do..."
"Then stop complaining! Let's go free Noggin!"
Cadpig tried to open the door "IT's...NNGH!...LOCKED!"
"You don't say." said Spot as she rolled her eyes.
Suddenly, everyone looked at her.
"What?.....WHAT??? Oh no...oh no...I'm not gonna do it...Wait...Why are you looking at me like that??!"
Rolly grabbed her by the neck and jammed her beak into the keyhole, while Cadpig listened to the lock. Soon, the lock was picked and the door opened.
As they untied and ungagged Noggin, he said "There's...no...time! He's...not... alone!"
"We know, Mooch and Jenny are with him."
"Not just them..."
"Wait. Guys, take a look at this!" shouted Spot, pointing at pawprints on the floor.
"Hmmm...these aren't Tac's prints, nor are they ours' or Mooch's or even Jenny's!"
"There are others...."
"That's exactly WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!" yelled Noggin, who had regained his strength, "We have to warn the others! NOW!!!"
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"TIME'S RUNNING OUT!!!!" screamed Spot.
Quickly, Q began calculating, his brain analysing all the angles and applying the mechanics.
Immediately after he finished he, managed to get a laser pen out of his sleeve and aimed it at...SPOT'S BUTT!!!
"Spot.." Q said with a grin, "Forgive me."
And with that he fired the pen!
"CLUUUUCK!!!!!" Spot shrieked as she blasted off into the air, her tail feathers on fire!
As she blasted off, she hit one of the shotguns which fired hitting another and so on. The last shotgun fired at the arrow, setting it off at an upward angle. It sliced thru' the axe handle, sending it plummeting down.
Cadpig and Rolly winced and grimaced, expecting immediate doom.
BUT, Q had done his math well! The axe blade sliced right thru' the ropes and Q pushed them away, just in time to avoid the anvil, which landed with an almighty CRASH, destroying the axe, while Spot was still ricocheting around.
Q then proceeded to change back into his outfit, complete with hat and caught Spot as she flew by.
He then grabbed Rolly and Cadpig to face the camera.
"Smile, everyone!"
SNAP!
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Spot's tail was still smouldering.
"That's the last time I ever, EVER sit next to you while tied up!"
"Oh, so you prefer BOOM, TWANG, THUNK, SPLAT!, hmmm...?"
"Can't say I do..."
"Then stop complaining! Let's go free Noggin!"
Cadpig tried to open the door "IT's...NNGH!...LOCKED!"
"You don't say." said Spot as she rolled her eyes.
Suddenly, everyone looked at her.
"What?.....WHAT??? Oh no...oh no...I'm not gonna do it...Wait...Why are you looking at me like that??!"
Rolly grabbed her by the neck and jammed her beak into the keyhole, while Cadpig listened to the lock. Soon, the lock was picked and the door opened.
As they untied and ungagged Noggin, he said "There's...no...time! He's...not... alone!"
"We know, Mooch and Jenny are with him."
"Not just them..."
"Wait. Guys, take a look at this!" shouted Spot, pointing at pawprints on the floor.
"Hmmm...these aren't Tac's prints, nor are they ours' or Mooch's or even Jenny's!"
"There are others...."
"That's exactly WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!" yelled Noggin, who had regained his strength, "We have to warn the others! NOW!!!"
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