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Post by Belchic on Aug 24, 2012 22:55:19 GMT -5
Yes, this is another "Stupid ____" topic. In this topic give a random order. Try to make it as illogical as you can possibly think of. In this topic, we will use "O" for Order, and "R" for response. Make sense?
Here we go...
O: Peel the horse.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 2, 2012 8:03:56 GMT -5
R: *takes a potato peeler and uses it on the horse, only to get kicked by it*
O: Feed the gardener to the chimney!
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Sept 2, 2012 8:09:11 GMT -5
R: *Dunks the gardener into the chimney from the roof, and hears a bone crack after a couple of seconds*.
O:Drink the spilled milk from off the floor after a minute.
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Post by Snivinerior on Sept 2, 2012 8:36:23 GMT -5
R: *Sucks the spilled milk off the floor through his lips, and gets overlooked and laughed at by a crowd*
O: Kneel while Standing!
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Post by Belchic on Sept 2, 2012 8:38:03 GMT -5
R: *bends knees while standing*
A: Feed your pennies.
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Sept 2, 2012 9:45:16 GMT -5
R: *Places one grape on each penny and waits for each grape to be 'digested'.*
O: Dance the macarena, in public, and in tight dress.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 4, 2012 17:50:18 GMT -5
R: *makes a video of a stick version of myself dancing the Macarena in a tight dress on my computer, and have it viewed on every screen in the world*
O: Vacuum the lawn.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 4, 2012 18:24:36 GMT -5
R: What do I plug it into?
O: Water the cat!
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Post by Sweeney Terrier on Sept 4, 2012 19:34:26 GMT -5
*Sprays the cat with the hose, only to get hissed at, hear a threatening meow/growl, and watch the cat run away*
O: Perform the breaststroke, (or any type of), swimming technique on hot sand, in public, in your swimming outfit.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 5, 2012 19:15:25 GMT -5
R: *changes to my bikini and swims in the hot sand, then jumps out after a few seconds* Yeowch! Man, that's hot!
O: Eat your apple juice.
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Post by Belchic on Sept 6, 2012 1:50:20 GMT -5
R: *puts apple juice in freezer, lets it chill overnight, then takes it out and eats it like ice cream*
O: Throw the baby out with the junk water.
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 11, 2012 6:50:06 GMT -5
R: *throws the baby into the street, pours water all over it, and dumps junk food on it*
A: Take the leftover chicken out of the fridge and kill it with a spoon.
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Post by Snivinerior on Sept 11, 2012 8:47:24 GMT -5
R: *takes the chicken out of the fridge and begins stabbing it with a spoon*
O: Shout while you whisper!
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 13, 2012 7:43:07 GMT -5
R: *shouts in a paper bag so no one will hear me, then lets out the noise straight into your ear only*
A: Mop your homework with some salmon!
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Post by Snivinerior on Sept 15, 2012 1:19:06 GMT -5
R: *Steals a salmon from a grocery store, runs home and mops the homework I just finished with it*
O: Jump of a cliff!
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