Post by cw on Mar 26, 2007 0:10:55 GMT -5
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(Part 1)
"Hey, come on Mooch! Better move it up! This ain't your Aunt Fanny's dance!" shouted Rip.
And move it up, Mooch did. However, every time Mooch got within striking distance of Rip, Rip just teleported away.
Then....
"Stay put, you cowardly fleabag!" shouted Mooch, very much annoyed.
"What's the matter? Can't keep up, slowpoke?" laughed Rip and teleported away next to a tree.
Mooch grinned slyly. "Gotcha!" he thought to himself.
Suddenly, the ground collapsed into a very deep hole under Rip's feet and he fell in.
"Aaaaahhh!!!!"
Mooch went up and looked into the hole.
"He'll never get out of that!" he said with a laugh.
"Indeed he won't." said a voice next to him.
Mooch turned and to his horror, Rip was standing next to him and looking into the hole.
"Quite some hole you dug, Mooch. How deep is it? 50ft 100ft?"
No answer. Mooch was too shocked for words.
Rip turned and looked directly at Mooch.
"Now, look deeply into my eyes...." said Rip.
But, now it was Rip's turn to be surprised.
"What the heck?! It's not working! Can it be....Dammit! He's too stupid for it to work!" thought Rip.
"Was something supposed to happen?" asked Mooch with a grin.
"Yeah. But I wouldn't stand there if I were you." And Rip teleported away.
Mooch looked down. His shadow. Why was it getting bigger? He heard a soft yell, slowly getting louder, and looked up. And he saw.....Rolly falling towards him, arms stretched.
"ROLLY FLLOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!" yelled Rolly.
CRASH!
And Rolly trapped Mooch beneath his sheer bulk and weight!
"Good job, Rolly!" congratulated Rip, "Your bulk finally served a purpose!"
Rolly gasped.
"I AM NOT FAT!!!! Just big-boned."
"Sure you are..." said Patch as he rolled his eyes. In fact, it was Patch who carried Rolly up into the tree. "Carrying you was like carrying a sack of potatoes uphill!"
"Come on, let's carry him back. He looks like he's fainted." said Rip.
"I wonder how the others are doing." said Patch.
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(Part 1)
"Hey, come on Mooch! Better move it up! This ain't your Aunt Fanny's dance!" shouted Rip.
And move it up, Mooch did. However, every time Mooch got within striking distance of Rip, Rip just teleported away.
Then....
"Stay put, you cowardly fleabag!" shouted Mooch, very much annoyed.
"What's the matter? Can't keep up, slowpoke?" laughed Rip and teleported away next to a tree.
Mooch grinned slyly. "Gotcha!" he thought to himself.
Suddenly, the ground collapsed into a very deep hole under Rip's feet and he fell in.
"Aaaaahhh!!!!"
Mooch went up and looked into the hole.
"He'll never get out of that!" he said with a laugh.
"Indeed he won't." said a voice next to him.
Mooch turned and to his horror, Rip was standing next to him and looking into the hole.
"Quite some hole you dug, Mooch. How deep is it? 50ft 100ft?"
No answer. Mooch was too shocked for words.
Rip turned and looked directly at Mooch.
"Now, look deeply into my eyes...." said Rip.
But, now it was Rip's turn to be surprised.
"What the heck?! It's not working! Can it be....Dammit! He's too stupid for it to work!" thought Rip.
"Was something supposed to happen?" asked Mooch with a grin.
"Yeah. But I wouldn't stand there if I were you." And Rip teleported away.
Mooch looked down. His shadow. Why was it getting bigger? He heard a soft yell, slowly getting louder, and looked up. And he saw.....Rolly falling towards him, arms stretched.
"ROLLY FLLOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!" yelled Rolly.
CRASH!
And Rolly trapped Mooch beneath his sheer bulk and weight!
"Good job, Rolly!" congratulated Rip, "Your bulk finally served a purpose!"
Rolly gasped.
"I AM NOT FAT!!!! Just big-boned."
"Sure you are..." said Patch as he rolled his eyes. In fact, it was Patch who carried Rolly up into the tree. "Carrying you was like carrying a sack of potatoes uphill!"
"Come on, let's carry him back. He looks like he's fainted." said Rip.
"I wonder how the others are doing." said Patch.
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