Post by cw on Apr 22, 2007 23:38:26 GMT -5
LOL!
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(Part 6)
Q gasped for air. Rip looked at the Buzzsaw, Nuke, Patch and Rolly.
"Get them out of here and find yourselves a safe spot! Things are gonna get a little nasty around here...." he said, eyes changing from green to a blazing red. "Are you ready, Rocky?" he asked.
Rocky got up and gave that kind of look that said "I was born ready!".
Rolly and Patch picked the unconscious Cadpig up and carried her while Buzzsaw and Nuke helped Q back on his feet. "Thanks, guys. It's ok. I can walk now." he said as he limped a bit. They moved about 50 meters away and watched the battle unfold.
Rocky used his speed to dodge most of Rip's bullets and would punch or kick Rip with lightning speed. Fortunately, Rip weighed 50 pounds, lots more than Rocky. So, the punches and kicks had not much effect.
"Wow. And I thought we had fights...." exclaimed Nuke.
"Well, once you know their family, it's not that surprising..." replied Q. "I'm gonna go for a while." he said, walking away.
"Where to?" asked Patch.
"Back to my place." Q replied as he opened a hatch in a tree stump.
"What for?" asked Rolly.
"For some smelling salts, portable oxygen and other things..." came the reply. "We have to revive her. Unless....any of you want to try snout-to-snout resuscitation?" he asked.
"Errrrr....I have bad breath...." said Nuke.
"Yeah, I do too." replied Rolly.
"I have Lung disease." said Patch as he faked a wheeze.
Q merely smiled and chuckled. "I thought so." Having said that , he climbed into the tree stump and slammed the hatch shut.
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In the office, Q looked through his stuff.
"Mmmmmm........expack....no....Kurogane....no....grenades....hmmmmm....'use by November 2006'....should get some new ones.....WHERE IS IT???" he muttered to hmself as he searched through his stuff.
Every now and then, a shockwave would ripple through the place.
"Hmmm....he's using the cannon....must be serious now.... FOUND IT!"
"Now to get back up." Then, he had a thought. "A few more things to get....."
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Buzzsaw and Nuke looked on in amazement at the destruction.
"Wow.....all the craters...."
"Roger's not gonna be happy about his vegetable garden...." Buzzsaw remarked, pointing at the vegetable garden.
He turned and saw Rolly sobbing.
"All those vegetables.....those lovely tomatoes.....WHY? WHY?"
yelled Rolly. "WHY?"
"Ooooooooookaaaaay....." remarked Buzzsaw.
Suddenly....
BOOM!
One of Rip's cannon shells flew at them. It just missed Rocky.
"AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!" yelled Rolly. "INCOMING!"
"We don't have time to run!" yelled Buzzsaw.
Suddenly.....
A card flew right in front of the shell and the shell hit it. The card burst into a small explosion and detonated the shell before it hit the others. They felt the heat from the explosion.
"I leave you for 10 minutes and you almost get yourselves killed??! Hmmmph...." came an exasperated remark as Q climbed out of the tree stump. He walked up to Cadpig. He took out a small tank of portable oxygen, placed it on her snout and turned it on for a few seconds. Having done that, he popped a bottle of smelling salts open and waved it in front of her nose.
"BLECH!!"
"Glad to see you among the living." came the remark. Q turned to look at Rip and Rocky still fighting.
"I think it's time we intervened."
"Ya think?" asked Buzzsaw.
"Yes."
"Then...what are you waiting for??! Let's go!" Nuke exclaimed.
"Sure....." answered Q. He moved his arm into a position and another card fell from his sleeve into his paw.
"OK. Let's go."
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Rip was already out of ammunition and getting tired. His advantage in firepower was gone. But Rocky was getting tired and starting to slow down. Neither appeared to be winning.
Then....
Rocky geared up for one last attack. Rip was running out of energy. Rocky lunged at him....
BANG! BANG!
Two small explosions made him stop short of Rip.
Nuke, Buzzsaw and Q jumped out to Rip's side, to both their surprise.
Rocky growled deeply.
"What are you guys doing here??! This is my fight!" asked Rip.
"It's ours too, my friend." answered Q. He looked at Rocky.
"No more funny stuff. We've had enough. One false move and these cards will slice through your head like a steak knife!"
Rocky's eyes looked at them. Outnumbered, he thought. He frowned even more deeply than usual. Then, he took out a ball....
"What the-"
BANG!
Smoke filled the area.
"(cough) I can't see!" exclaimed Buzzsaw.
"He's getting away! I'll use my thermal vision to track him." But it was no use. "No good. Everything's a blur."
"Hmmmmm.....special smoke....." said Q as he used a mini-fan to blow it away. When it cleared, Rocky was gone.
"Where would he get such a thing?" asked Nuke.
"Do you even have to ask?" came the terse answer.
"Oh, right. Sorry."
"I have one more thing to take care of." Q said, walking to Vaughn. He dragged Vaughn to the barn.
"I know Tac has a camera here. Where would he hide it?" he wondered.
"Ah ha! In the hay!" He looked inside and sure enough, he found it. He started tampering with it.
"OK. the camera is now looping. It's replaying a recorded video of the empty barn." he told the others.
Next, he stepped up to Vaughn.
"You can get up now. It's ok. Noone is watching."
To everyone's surprise, Vaughn got up.
"How did you know?"
"Really, like you would really lose to them that easily? Hah!" Q laughed.
"Why did you join Tac in the first place? You aren't a bad person." he continued.
"He.......he............blackmailed me."
"How?"
"He said that he kidnapped Rose and kept her somewhere and that if I did not join him, he would kill her. Do you know what that would do to Vincent? It would turn him insane. I was only trying to save my brother....I did not really want to kill Lucky or fight you guys."
"Do you know where he kept her?" asked Rip
"If I did, wouldn't I have already rescued her? Please. Find her."
"OK. We'll help you. Meanwhile, Rip, Rolly, Patch, Cadpig and Buzzsaw will accompany you. Rip needs to rest. You three, try to lie low. We don't want Tac to suspect anything. Nuke, you come with me. By the way, where is Jerko?"
"Beats me. He disappeared. Coward." replied Nuke.
Then, a helicopter came hovering by. Inside were Belchic, Tripod and Spot.
"We need one more person before we go to find Lucky!" shouted Spot.
"Cadpig, go with them. You're light yet strong." said Q.
"Okie dokie!" said Cadpig as she hopped on.
"Nuke, let's go."
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Tic-Tac was inside the aircraft, watching TV monitors of the farm. He did not and could not have known that the camera in the barn was in loop mode, displaying an empty barn where all the others were. Suddenly, Jenny burst in.
"Vaughn, Mooch and Rocky are down!" she told him.
"So?"
"Aren't you worried?"
"They are irrelevant now. They were only a distraction. Lucky is my goal."
Two-Tone, who was tied up in a chair, suddenly shouted:
"You fiend, you'll never get away with this!"
"Shut up!" yelled Jenny as she smacked Two-Tone on the head.
"Oh really?" asked Tac. "I've always gotten away, even though I never succeeded in killing Lucky. What makes you think this time will be different?" he asked with a smile.
"Because this time, I won't be distracted by other things." came a voice behind Tac. They all turned towards it.
"Lucky!" exclaimed Two-Tone, overjoyed.
"This ends now, Tac! I've had enough of your nonsense!" shouted Lucky, his eyes blazing.
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(Part 6)
Q gasped for air. Rip looked at the Buzzsaw, Nuke, Patch and Rolly.
"Get them out of here and find yourselves a safe spot! Things are gonna get a little nasty around here...." he said, eyes changing from green to a blazing red. "Are you ready, Rocky?" he asked.
Rocky got up and gave that kind of look that said "I was born ready!".
Rolly and Patch picked the unconscious Cadpig up and carried her while Buzzsaw and Nuke helped Q back on his feet. "Thanks, guys. It's ok. I can walk now." he said as he limped a bit. They moved about 50 meters away and watched the battle unfold.
Rocky used his speed to dodge most of Rip's bullets and would punch or kick Rip with lightning speed. Fortunately, Rip weighed 50 pounds, lots more than Rocky. So, the punches and kicks had not much effect.
"Wow. And I thought we had fights...." exclaimed Nuke.
"Well, once you know their family, it's not that surprising..." replied Q. "I'm gonna go for a while." he said, walking away.
"Where to?" asked Patch.
"Back to my place." Q replied as he opened a hatch in a tree stump.
"What for?" asked Rolly.
"For some smelling salts, portable oxygen and other things..." came the reply. "We have to revive her. Unless....any of you want to try snout-to-snout resuscitation?" he asked.
"Errrrr....I have bad breath...." said Nuke.
"Yeah, I do too." replied Rolly.
"I have Lung disease." said Patch as he faked a wheeze.
Q merely smiled and chuckled. "I thought so." Having said that , he climbed into the tree stump and slammed the hatch shut.
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In the office, Q looked through his stuff.
"Mmmmmm........expack....no....Kurogane....no....grenades....hmmmmm....'use by November 2006'....should get some new ones.....WHERE IS IT???" he muttered to hmself as he searched through his stuff.
Every now and then, a shockwave would ripple through the place.
"Hmmm....he's using the cannon....must be serious now.... FOUND IT!"
"Now to get back up." Then, he had a thought. "A few more things to get....."
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Buzzsaw and Nuke looked on in amazement at the destruction.
"Wow.....all the craters...."
"Roger's not gonna be happy about his vegetable garden...." Buzzsaw remarked, pointing at the vegetable garden.
He turned and saw Rolly sobbing.
"All those vegetables.....those lovely tomatoes.....WHY? WHY?"
yelled Rolly. "WHY?"
"Ooooooooookaaaaay....." remarked Buzzsaw.
Suddenly....
BOOM!
One of Rip's cannon shells flew at them. It just missed Rocky.
"AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!" yelled Rolly. "INCOMING!"
"We don't have time to run!" yelled Buzzsaw.
Suddenly.....
A card flew right in front of the shell and the shell hit it. The card burst into a small explosion and detonated the shell before it hit the others. They felt the heat from the explosion.
"I leave you for 10 minutes and you almost get yourselves killed??! Hmmmph...." came an exasperated remark as Q climbed out of the tree stump. He walked up to Cadpig. He took out a small tank of portable oxygen, placed it on her snout and turned it on for a few seconds. Having done that, he popped a bottle of smelling salts open and waved it in front of her nose.
"BLECH!!"
"Glad to see you among the living." came the remark. Q turned to look at Rip and Rocky still fighting.
"I think it's time we intervened."
"Ya think?" asked Buzzsaw.
"Yes."
"Then...what are you waiting for??! Let's go!" Nuke exclaimed.
"Sure....." answered Q. He moved his arm into a position and another card fell from his sleeve into his paw.
"OK. Let's go."
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Rip was already out of ammunition and getting tired. His advantage in firepower was gone. But Rocky was getting tired and starting to slow down. Neither appeared to be winning.
Then....
Rocky geared up for one last attack. Rip was running out of energy. Rocky lunged at him....
BANG! BANG!
Two small explosions made him stop short of Rip.
Nuke, Buzzsaw and Q jumped out to Rip's side, to both their surprise.
Rocky growled deeply.
"What are you guys doing here??! This is my fight!" asked Rip.
"It's ours too, my friend." answered Q. He looked at Rocky.
"No more funny stuff. We've had enough. One false move and these cards will slice through your head like a steak knife!"
Rocky's eyes looked at them. Outnumbered, he thought. He frowned even more deeply than usual. Then, he took out a ball....
"What the-"
BANG!
Smoke filled the area.
"(cough) I can't see!" exclaimed Buzzsaw.
"He's getting away! I'll use my thermal vision to track him." But it was no use. "No good. Everything's a blur."
"Hmmmmm.....special smoke....." said Q as he used a mini-fan to blow it away. When it cleared, Rocky was gone.
"Where would he get such a thing?" asked Nuke.
"Do you even have to ask?" came the terse answer.
"Oh, right. Sorry."
"I have one more thing to take care of." Q said, walking to Vaughn. He dragged Vaughn to the barn.
"I know Tac has a camera here. Where would he hide it?" he wondered.
"Ah ha! In the hay!" He looked inside and sure enough, he found it. He started tampering with it.
"OK. the camera is now looping. It's replaying a recorded video of the empty barn." he told the others.
Next, he stepped up to Vaughn.
"You can get up now. It's ok. Noone is watching."
To everyone's surprise, Vaughn got up.
"How did you know?"
"Really, like you would really lose to them that easily? Hah!" Q laughed.
"Why did you join Tac in the first place? You aren't a bad person." he continued.
"He.......he............blackmailed me."
"How?"
"He said that he kidnapped Rose and kept her somewhere and that if I did not join him, he would kill her. Do you know what that would do to Vincent? It would turn him insane. I was only trying to save my brother....I did not really want to kill Lucky or fight you guys."
"Do you know where he kept her?" asked Rip
"If I did, wouldn't I have already rescued her? Please. Find her."
"OK. We'll help you. Meanwhile, Rip, Rolly, Patch, Cadpig and Buzzsaw will accompany you. Rip needs to rest. You three, try to lie low. We don't want Tac to suspect anything. Nuke, you come with me. By the way, where is Jerko?"
"Beats me. He disappeared. Coward." replied Nuke.
Then, a helicopter came hovering by. Inside were Belchic, Tripod and Spot.
"We need one more person before we go to find Lucky!" shouted Spot.
"Cadpig, go with them. You're light yet strong." said Q.
"Okie dokie!" said Cadpig as she hopped on.
"Nuke, let's go."
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Tic-Tac was inside the aircraft, watching TV monitors of the farm. He did not and could not have known that the camera in the barn was in loop mode, displaying an empty barn where all the others were. Suddenly, Jenny burst in.
"Vaughn, Mooch and Rocky are down!" she told him.
"So?"
"Aren't you worried?"
"They are irrelevant now. They were only a distraction. Lucky is my goal."
Two-Tone, who was tied up in a chair, suddenly shouted:
"You fiend, you'll never get away with this!"
"Shut up!" yelled Jenny as she smacked Two-Tone on the head.
"Oh really?" asked Tac. "I've always gotten away, even though I never succeeded in killing Lucky. What makes you think this time will be different?" he asked with a smile.
"Because this time, I won't be distracted by other things." came a voice behind Tac. They all turned towards it.
"Lucky!" exclaimed Two-Tone, overjoyed.
"This ends now, Tac! I've had enough of your nonsense!" shouted Lucky, his eyes blazing.
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