Post by ssq on Mar 29, 2007 16:57:00 GMT -5
My first fan fiction, destined to be bad. If you have no life, read it.
(don't pay attention to the words in parenthesis)
It was in the middle of the spring and Cadpig, Lucky, and Rolly were playing outside near the farm. Rolly was running and then he stopped. "Man I'm getting hungry" he said. Cadpig looked at Rolly exasperated. "You voluminous piece of crap, you just had some food two minutes ago and it's not even lunch yet. " "Do you have a portal to the forth dimension in your fat gut?" " How could you eat so much?" Lucky busted up laughin'. (yay, improper grammar) All of a sudden Cadpig heard something. She perked her ears up. A mysterious voice. " Engine engine number nine. On the New York transit line. If my train goes off the track. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up." "I hear someone behind that hill over there singing" Cadpig told Lucky and Rolly. "What, who is it" asked Rolly. "And where did that hill come from" asked Lucky. A figure started to walk toward the confused dogs. He was a dog who stood on his hind legs and had a gargantuan nail Sticking out of his head. He walked in front of Cadpig and said, "Who are you" " My name is Cadpig" Cadpig replied. "And this is Lucky and Rolly" "My name is Scoop" said Scoop laid back. "Why is there a nail In your head" Rolly asked "Does it hurt?" "nah it doesn't hurt" replied Scoop." "What are you doing here Mr. Scoop" asked Lucky. "I was looking for some place to sleep, I've been walking for some time now." Scoop replied nonchalant. "Are you a hobo" asked Rolly. "Rolly" shouted Cadpig and Lucky. " Thats okay, I am a hobo" said Scoop. "I bet you can live with us" said Rolly. "I bet not" said Lucky. "We just can't bring some random dog into the barn and ask him to stay with us" "Mom and dad won't let him stay" "Besides, he has a giant nail in his head. "How are you still alive?" "Ain't it worth a shot to ask your mom if I can stay" asked Scoop with a smirk on his face. "Fine" said Lucky. All the dogs started walking in some random direction and found Perdita. "Hey Mom" shouted Cadpig. Perdita turned around "We found this singing hobo with a giant Nail in his head" "Can he live with us?" Perdita was shocked and confused. (I would have started laughing) "Well I don't know, we would have to take him to Roger and see what he says" said Perdita. "Whats your name young man" she asked looking at the nail coming out of his head . "My name is Scoop" he replied happily.
I changed Q-Dog to my other character Scoop because Q is already someone else's character. It makes more sense for Scoop to be in this story because of the song hes singing anyway. (nails rock)
continuation...
"Lets take you to Roger and see what he can do", said Perdita " "Thanks ma'am" said Scoop giving Perdita a thumbs up. "Do you think theres a chance that I will be able to live here?" " It's conclusively probable" said Perdita worried. (that doesn't make sense) Everyone walked to the house and Perdita barked at the door. "I'd suggest you stand on all fours" Lucky told Scoop. "You don't wanna freak Roger out." Roger opened the door. "Hey Perdita." Rogers eyes looked strait down at Scoop. "Oh my gosh, a little puppy" Roger picked up Scoop and put him on the kitchen floor. " Are you Ok?" he said. Scoop barked. "Do you have a name little guy" Roger asked while scratching Scoops head. "Darn it" thought Scoop. " He doesn't know my name so I need to somehow show him what it is before he renames me something stupid." Scoop ran around the kitchen looking through drawers. He found an ice cream scoop and grabbed it in his mouth. He ran over to Roger, put the ice cream scoop down and then started barking. " "Whatcha doin' with that ice cream scoop," asked Roger. "Is that your name, Scoop?" "Holy crap, I didn't think he would comprehend that so fast," thought Scoop. " "Well Scoop, I'm sure I can work something out so you can live here," said Roger "Why don't you go meet some of the other puppies while I tell everyone else about you." Perdita decided to stay in the house while the puppies went outside. " Whoa boy, I would like to meet some more of your siblings" Scoop told Rolly. "Do any of them like video games?" " I don't mean to brag, but I got some mad Gaming skillz" said Lucky touching his collar. "Are you a retro gamer" asked Scoop very interested. "The oldest game I've played has been Super Mario All Stars" replied Lucky. " That ain't nothin'" said Scoop " I'm talkin' about Game & Watch retro, 1980's yo." "You were born in 1980" asked Rolly shocked. " No, I just find retro stuff and play them." " Could you guys stop talking about those brain melting videogames," shouted cadpig. All of a sudden Two-Tone walked past everyone. She backed up looking confused and asked, "Who are you and why do you have a nail in your head" "The next person who asks about my nail I'm gonna beat them up" said Scoop annoyed. "Oh, I'm sorry, and my name is Two-Tone" replied Two-Tone. " And My name is Scoop, and hopefully I will be able to live here," said Scoop. "Thats sounds nice," said Two-Tone. "I'll tell all the other pups not to comment on your um...distinctive appearance." "Thank ya bunches Two-Tone," said Scoop while shaking her hand. "Why don't you come meet some others," said Lucky. They all started walking and passed a wagon. Mooch was resting next to it. He saw All the pups and walked toward Two-Tone. "Well, who is this dink," he asked her. "This is Scoop and don't think about bullying him." Two-Tone replied angry. "I don't care, I bet I could beat this guy up with one paw tied behind my back anyway" said Mooch confident in himself. "Lets go Scoop" said Two-Tone. " Wait a second, I wanna handle this mutt" Scoop said back. He walked over to Mooch. " I suggest you don't try to start a fight for no reason, especially if you don't know who I am." " I don't care who you are, I'll still kick your but" shouted Mooch. "listen" said Scoop. 'I'll give you a warning the first time but if you talk about me like that again some bad things will happen to you." "I'll rip off your skin and dump you in lemon juice. I'll take a pair of forks, stab you in the eyes and rip them out. I'll tear you apart limb from limb, and I'll open your skull so your brain leak out. there are lots of other thing I could do but I don't feel like listing them." "I'm not scared of you, you little runt" said Mooch. "Fine, that was an insult" said Scoop. "I'm gonna give you your warning." Scoop grabbed a huge rock off of the ground in one hand then grabbed Mooch's right arm. He put his arm on the ground and slammed the rock down with all of his might. the force Smashed mooch's arm and it shattered with a loud "Crack" sound. His arm was disproportioned. Mooch was yelling, crying, and howling in pain. All the puppies were shocked, except Lucky. He was laughing. "That was your warning Mooch" shouted Scoop " " Next time, there will be a good chance that you won't survive." "I think I'm finished here so we can leave now" All the pups started walking again.
To be continued again...
(ha...distinctive appearance)
(don't pay attention to the words in parenthesis)
It was in the middle of the spring and Cadpig, Lucky, and Rolly were playing outside near the farm. Rolly was running and then he stopped. "Man I'm getting hungry" he said. Cadpig looked at Rolly exasperated. "You voluminous piece of crap, you just had some food two minutes ago and it's not even lunch yet. " "Do you have a portal to the forth dimension in your fat gut?" " How could you eat so much?" Lucky busted up laughin'. (yay, improper grammar) All of a sudden Cadpig heard something. She perked her ears up. A mysterious voice. " Engine engine number nine. On the New York transit line. If my train goes off the track. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up." "I hear someone behind that hill over there singing" Cadpig told Lucky and Rolly. "What, who is it" asked Rolly. "And where did that hill come from" asked Lucky. A figure started to walk toward the confused dogs. He was a dog who stood on his hind legs and had a gargantuan nail Sticking out of his head. He walked in front of Cadpig and said, "Who are you" " My name is Cadpig" Cadpig replied. "And this is Lucky and Rolly" "My name is Scoop" said Scoop laid back. "Why is there a nail In your head" Rolly asked "Does it hurt?" "nah it doesn't hurt" replied Scoop." "What are you doing here Mr. Scoop" asked Lucky. "I was looking for some place to sleep, I've been walking for some time now." Scoop replied nonchalant. "Are you a hobo" asked Rolly. "Rolly" shouted Cadpig and Lucky. " Thats okay, I am a hobo" said Scoop. "I bet you can live with us" said Rolly. "I bet not" said Lucky. "We just can't bring some random dog into the barn and ask him to stay with us" "Mom and dad won't let him stay" "Besides, he has a giant nail in his head. "How are you still alive?" "Ain't it worth a shot to ask your mom if I can stay" asked Scoop with a smirk on his face. "Fine" said Lucky. All the dogs started walking in some random direction and found Perdita. "Hey Mom" shouted Cadpig. Perdita turned around "We found this singing hobo with a giant Nail in his head" "Can he live with us?" Perdita was shocked and confused. (I would have started laughing) "Well I don't know, we would have to take him to Roger and see what he says" said Perdita. "Whats your name young man" she asked looking at the nail coming out of his head . "My name is Scoop" he replied happily.
I changed Q-Dog to my other character Scoop because Q is already someone else's character. It makes more sense for Scoop to be in this story because of the song hes singing anyway. (nails rock)
continuation...
"Lets take you to Roger and see what he can do", said Perdita " "Thanks ma'am" said Scoop giving Perdita a thumbs up. "Do you think theres a chance that I will be able to live here?" " It's conclusively probable" said Perdita worried. (that doesn't make sense) Everyone walked to the house and Perdita barked at the door. "I'd suggest you stand on all fours" Lucky told Scoop. "You don't wanna freak Roger out." Roger opened the door. "Hey Perdita." Rogers eyes looked strait down at Scoop. "Oh my gosh, a little puppy" Roger picked up Scoop and put him on the kitchen floor. " Are you Ok?" he said. Scoop barked. "Do you have a name little guy" Roger asked while scratching Scoops head. "Darn it" thought Scoop. " He doesn't know my name so I need to somehow show him what it is before he renames me something stupid." Scoop ran around the kitchen looking through drawers. He found an ice cream scoop and grabbed it in his mouth. He ran over to Roger, put the ice cream scoop down and then started barking. " "Whatcha doin' with that ice cream scoop," asked Roger. "Is that your name, Scoop?" "Holy crap, I didn't think he would comprehend that so fast," thought Scoop. " "Well Scoop, I'm sure I can work something out so you can live here," said Roger "Why don't you go meet some of the other puppies while I tell everyone else about you." Perdita decided to stay in the house while the puppies went outside. " Whoa boy, I would like to meet some more of your siblings" Scoop told Rolly. "Do any of them like video games?" " I don't mean to brag, but I got some mad Gaming skillz" said Lucky touching his collar. "Are you a retro gamer" asked Scoop very interested. "The oldest game I've played has been Super Mario All Stars" replied Lucky. " That ain't nothin'" said Scoop " I'm talkin' about Game & Watch retro, 1980's yo." "You were born in 1980" asked Rolly shocked. " No, I just find retro stuff and play them." " Could you guys stop talking about those brain melting videogames," shouted cadpig. All of a sudden Two-Tone walked past everyone. She backed up looking confused and asked, "Who are you and why do you have a nail in your head" "The next person who asks about my nail I'm gonna beat them up" said Scoop annoyed. "Oh, I'm sorry, and my name is Two-Tone" replied Two-Tone. " And My name is Scoop, and hopefully I will be able to live here," said Scoop. "Thats sounds nice," said Two-Tone. "I'll tell all the other pups not to comment on your um...distinctive appearance." "Thank ya bunches Two-Tone," said Scoop while shaking her hand. "Why don't you come meet some others," said Lucky. They all started walking and passed a wagon. Mooch was resting next to it. He saw All the pups and walked toward Two-Tone. "Well, who is this dink," he asked her. "This is Scoop and don't think about bullying him." Two-Tone replied angry. "I don't care, I bet I could beat this guy up with one paw tied behind my back anyway" said Mooch confident in himself. "Lets go Scoop" said Two-Tone. " Wait a second, I wanna handle this mutt" Scoop said back. He walked over to Mooch. " I suggest you don't try to start a fight for no reason, especially if you don't know who I am." " I don't care who you are, I'll still kick your but" shouted Mooch. "listen" said Scoop. 'I'll give you a warning the first time but if you talk about me like that again some bad things will happen to you." "I'll rip off your skin and dump you in lemon juice. I'll take a pair of forks, stab you in the eyes and rip them out. I'll tear you apart limb from limb, and I'll open your skull so your brain leak out. there are lots of other thing I could do but I don't feel like listing them." "I'm not scared of you, you little runt" said Mooch. "Fine, that was an insult" said Scoop. "I'm gonna give you your warning." Scoop grabbed a huge rock off of the ground in one hand then grabbed Mooch's right arm. He put his arm on the ground and slammed the rock down with all of his might. the force Smashed mooch's arm and it shattered with a loud "Crack" sound. His arm was disproportioned. Mooch was yelling, crying, and howling in pain. All the puppies were shocked, except Lucky. He was laughing. "That was your warning Mooch" shouted Scoop " " Next time, there will be a good chance that you won't survive." "I think I'm finished here so we can leave now" All the pups started walking again.
To be continued again...
(ha...distinctive appearance)