Post by Aria on Jun 3, 2007 5:40:07 GMT -5
[Heehee. Tac did two of them, I just HAD to do at least one. Ummm. Let's see. This is based on my newest character, Spades. Her info is up on the Dalmatian's board, if you're interested.
Parody of 'Before he cheats' by Carrie Underwood.
...Shut up, this is the only song of her's that I like. >.>
Link for you who don't know: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T56vLzS5i5w&mode=related&search=
>:3 it's a good song.]
Because He Cheats
Right now, he’s probably lookin’ over me with a skeptic eye,
and thinkin’ that it’s risky
Right now, he’s countin’ all the times I’ve beaten him before,
Cause he knows I’m frisky,
Right now, he’s loosenin’ up his collar with narrowed eyes,
Scheming up a combo
And he don’t know…
I’ve dug my claws into his mind with my pretty little tail and a real quick grind,
Carved my place into his poor psyche,
Took on his challenge of one whole night,
Up’d the Anti with just 4 tries
Now he’s starting to think, that he’d better cheat
Right now, he’s probably thinking up some
pathetic little idea about fakin’ out and bluffing.
Right now he’s probably saying “I’m sunk.”
And prayin’ to god that he’s gonna get lucky.
Right now, the pot is worth more than 3 dollars and just keeps on climbin’
Oh, What great timin’
‘Cause I’ve dug my claws into his mind with my pretty little tail and a real quick grind,
Carved my place into his poor psyche,
Took on his challenge of one whole night,
Up’d the Anti with just 4 tries
Now he’s starting to think, that he’d better cheat
I might’ve come off as a simple little city girl,
But I’m watchin’ for when he cheats,
And you know it won’t get by me…
No… not by me
‘Cause I’ve taken his money, stolen his heart and I plan to do more since this is just the start
The river’s being dealt and he looks panicky
All four of those aces are in my paws,
He finally realizes he’s out of draws
A card slips by as I watch while he cheats…
Oh, the game is finally won…
Because he cheat…
Parody of 'Before he cheats' by Carrie Underwood.
...Shut up, this is the only song of her's that I like. >.>
Link for you who don't know: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T56vLzS5i5w&mode=related&search=
>:3 it's a good song.]
Because He Cheats
Right now, he’s probably lookin’ over me with a skeptic eye,
and thinkin’ that it’s risky
Right now, he’s countin’ all the times I’ve beaten him before,
Cause he knows I’m frisky,
Right now, he’s loosenin’ up his collar with narrowed eyes,
Scheming up a combo
And he don’t know…
I’ve dug my claws into his mind with my pretty little tail and a real quick grind,
Carved my place into his poor psyche,
Took on his challenge of one whole night,
Up’d the Anti with just 4 tries
Now he’s starting to think, that he’d better cheat
Right now, he’s probably thinking up some
pathetic little idea about fakin’ out and bluffing.
Right now he’s probably saying “I’m sunk.”
And prayin’ to god that he’s gonna get lucky.
Right now, the pot is worth more than 3 dollars and just keeps on climbin’
Oh, What great timin’
‘Cause I’ve dug my claws into his mind with my pretty little tail and a real quick grind,
Carved my place into his poor psyche,
Took on his challenge of one whole night,
Up’d the Anti with just 4 tries
Now he’s starting to think, that he’d better cheat
I might’ve come off as a simple little city girl,
But I’m watchin’ for when he cheats,
And you know it won’t get by me…
No… not by me
‘Cause I’ve taken his money, stolen his heart and I plan to do more since this is just the start
The river’s being dealt and he looks panicky
All four of those aces are in my paws,
He finally realizes he’s out of draws
A card slips by as I watch while he cheats…
Oh, the game is finally won…
Because he cheat…