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Post by Blitz on Dec 21, 2007 1:06:12 GMT -5
Ok, this isn't even realy a fic... not even a short story... more like a paragraph. I wrote it based on a running gag in my fics, where Volkner hits on Jewel, and gets put down. Just a bit of incite into a moment of his life. As said, I justed typed it up in a few spare minutes, and thought I might as well share it.
How to Die in Three Easy Steps
Step 1: Hit on every hot thing that passes you by, like Volkner, here.
Jewel was resting out in the sun almost asleep, when of all the things that annoy her, the most annoying thing in the world as far as she was concerned happened- and it’s name was Volkner.
“Hey there, hot stuff! What’cha up to?” Volkner asked.
“Ugh… Volkner… go away!” Jewel replied.
“Why do you hate me so much?” Volkner said.
“Because you always hit on me even though I make it VERY clear I’m not interested!” Jewel said with a growl.
Step 2: Keep annoying her until she calls in her boyfriend.
“Come on Jewel, I’m so bad!” Volkner continued to pester her.
“Grrr…I HAVE A BOYFREIND, YOU DORK!” Jewel exclaimed.
“No you don’t, you’re just saying that so I’ll leave you alone!”
“NUKE!” Jewel called out as, a male dalmation with spots resembling hazard symbles walked onto the scene.
“Yes, Jewel?” He asked.
“Remember the creep I told you about? Creep, Nuke! Nuke, this is Creep!” Jewel introduced.
Step 3:….no comment….
“Oh ok… So I finally get to maul him?!” nuke asked.
“Do as you please…” Jewel replied.
Nuke growled and ran after Volkner who dashed away, with Nuke trailing behind.
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Nuke
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RAWR!
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Post by Nuke on Dec 21, 2007 1:08:57 GMT -5
muahahahaha! i love it! so cool. >:3
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Dec 21, 2007 1:47:31 GMT -5
Lol! That was great(and funny), supergamecube64. Excellent work. ^^
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Post by Two-Tone on Dec 21, 2007 3:35:30 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Cadpig the LPS/FIM Fan on Dec 22, 2007 6:45:30 GMT -5
HA HA HA! Loved it!
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