Post by Blitz on Dec 21, 2007 18:55:39 GMT -5
Ok, many characters are going to apear more hyper or stupid than ussual. I did it to mkae this fic more... well, funny I guess, even if there are only a couple parts that will REALY make you laugh. Most of it is corny as far as jokes go, and very little of this fic is serious. Incase you din't catch it, this fic focuses mostly on Holly, as is lightly hinted by the title. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas.
A Holly Jolly Christmas
It was snowing heavily, on the Dearly Farm, and many of the pups were out frolicking in the snow. Making snow angels, throwing snowballs, and all sorts of stuff.
Amaranth and Candi were throwing snowballs at each other like crazy. There was a sudden cease fire, as Candi hid behind a tree, making a pile of snowballs.
After a few moments, Candi jumped from behind the tree with about 5 snowballs in her arm.
“I GOTCHA….now?” Candi stuttered, as her eyes widened and her ears dropped. She was staring staright into a cannon made of snow.
“…..oh crap…” she said, as Amaranth lit a small fuse firing a snow boulder at Candi.
“And WHAT is supposed to be fun about this again?” Volkner said, writing what he said in the snow for Holly, who was sitting next to him to read. Holly shrugged.
Holly, after hanging around with Volkner and the others for a couple of weeks, was much less shy. Volkner had also been trying to teach her to read peoples lips, but she can only make out small words like “me” and “yes” or “no”. She was making progress… slow progress, but progress nonetheless.
Volkner and Holly continued to watch Amaranth and Candi knock each other’s brains out with balls of snow for a few moments. Jewel walked by, with a Santa hat on humming Jingle bells.
“Excuse me a moment…” Volkner wrote in the snow.
“Wow, jewel, you’re even hotter in a Santa Hat!” Volkner said following after Jewel.
“Still a creep…” Jewel said knocking him I the face with the back of her paw.
“Ow….” Volkner murmured, as Holly watched shaking her head.
Volkner new Jewel had a mate now, and didn’t hit o n her to try to get her anymore, but morse so to piss off Nuke, his new favorite pastime!
Volkner wandered off, and climbed onto the roof of the Dearly’s home to get a nice view. Once up there, he saw a large inflatable santa strapped to the roof by bungee cords.
“STUPID FAT MAT! YOUR HAT CAUSED ME PAIN TO THE NOSTRALS!” Volkner yelled.
He cut the bungee cords, and just before it could take flight, he bit it square in the butt.
“Uh oh…” Volkner muttered, still holding on.
The Santa too flight, shooting rapidly all over the place, becoming more and more deflated each second. It passed far over the top of the barn where Lucky and friends sat.
“He look! A shooting star!” Lucky exclaimed.
“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you AH!” Cadpig sang before being shoved off the barn roof by Rolly.
“What was that for?!” Cadpig called out.
“Because your singing is horrid!” Rolly replied.
Lucky then proceeded to shove Spot off the roof as well.
“What was that for?!” Spot called out.
“SHUT THE HELL UP, CHICKEN, OR I’M CALLIN’ THE COLONELL!!!” Lucky screamed.
Holly got bored with watching the snowball fight and wandered off to find Volkner.
“I don’t think he’s ever going to learn that Jewel is annoyed by him…” she thought to herself.
“Hey, kid! You seen a pup a little taller than you? Wears a cross on his neck?” A black wolf’s voice called out. Not hearing his voice, Holly kept walking..
The wolf ran out in front of her. She looked up, and was startled by his menacing appearance. She fell over backwards and began to shake.
“I’m not gonna hurt ya kid, my name is dirge. I’m an old friend of Volkner’s.” the wolf said in vain.
Holly continued to cower in fear of Dirge.
“Bah, I’ll find him myself…” Dirge said walking away.
Holly got up and ran away swiftly.
Holly continued to look for Volkner, and she went onto the roof of the house to get a better view of the farm.
While she was surveying the farm, a sled landed on top of the roof, with reindeer carrying it. And none other than a jolly fat guy toting a sack climbed out. Santa Claus of course.
Holly was totally oblivious to this, until Santa tapped her on her shoulder blade.
Santa new she was deaf… after all, he is Santa. He reached in his pocket and came out with a handful of shimmering dust, witch he sprinkled over Holly. She sneezed and shook he head… then she realized something… she heard the sneeze.
“It’s only temporary… but you’re free of your handicaps for about three hours… Merry Christmas Holly!... oh, and give this to your friend Volkner!” Santa said, dropping a lump of coal in front of Holly.
Elsewhere on the farm, Volkner made a crash landing in front of the Hiccup Hole, which had frozen over. Nuke and Jewel where sitting close by.
Volkner stood up and shook the snow off of himself.
“You two seen Holly around here?” Volkner asked, winking at Jewel in an attempt to get at Nuke.
“No…CAN I KICK HIS ASS AGAIN? HUH HUH PLEASE?!” Nuke begged.
“I don’t care…” Jewel said.
“SWEET!” Nuke exclaimed. Charging at Volkner.
Volkner stepped out of the way, and Nuke tried to stop, but he had too much momentum. He tripped onto the ice covered Hiccup hole, and slid into a tree on the other side.
“…..Nice ass kicking, Nuke…” Volkner said trailing off.
Volkner walked back over to the barn, where Candi and amaranth continued to have a snow fight.
“You guys are still at it?” he said, sitting down.
The two girls were out of breath, and practically covered in projectile snow.
“I think we should stop now…” Amaranth panted
Candi just fell over in the snow.
Holly approached Volkner. “Hey, Volkner” she said.
“Oh… hey HOLLY?! What gives?!” Volkner exclaimed in shock.
“Some old fat guy on the roof sprinkled something all over me, and I can talk and hear for a little while…” Holly said.
“An old fat guy…. On the roof…. Right…” Amaranth replied.
“I swear, you guys, and hew was wearing a bunch of red too!” Holly said.
“You mean santa? He isn’t real….” Candi explained.
“Then how come I can talk and hear what you guys say?” Holly said, proving her point.
“Umm… I dunno… but there’s some sorta logical explanation to it!” Volkner replied/
“Oh yeah? Well, he told me to give you this, Volkner…” said Holly dropping the lump of coal on the ground.
Candi snickered. “Volkner got a lump of coal for Christmas….” She said, as she continued to laugh.
“Shut up! That doesn’t prove anything!” Volkner yelled.
“I’m telling you, it was him! I saw him with my own two eyes!” Holly exclaimed.
“…Holly….it’s just…. It doesn’t make sense!” said Volkner, shaking his head.
“Look, it doesn’t matter. I can hear and talk for a few hours, let’s make the best of it.” Holly said.
“Holly’s right…” Amaranth said.
Dirge approached from behind Holly.
“Hey, Volkner. I was gonna come see you for Christmas, but I spent so much time trying to find you, that I already have to leave.” Dirge said.
“Hey, you’re the wolf from before!” Holly said as she turned around.
“Oh yeah, you’re the girl who was scared I was gonna eat ya or something!” Dirge said.
“Well, even if you can’t stay it was nice to see you again.” Volkner said.
It was getting late, and Holly only had about a half hour left before she was deaf and mute again.
Volkner, Holly, Candi, and Amaranth were in the barn. Candi and Amaranth had fallen asleep, and Volkner was TRYING to sleep, only Holly wouldn’t shut up. Volkner reached up and grabbed Holly’s muzzle.
“Please, Holly… I know you don’t have much longer… but I want to SLEEP!” Volkner said.
“awww….I’m not sleepy! I’m wide awake! See?! Let’s go do something!” Holly exclaimed.
“If I go do something with you will you let me go to sleep sometime before the sun comes up?” Volkner replied.
“Maaaaaaybe… “ Holly said with a grin.
“Fine…” Volkner sighed, as he stood to his feet, and followed Holly out of the barn.
“let’s play I spy!” Holly yelled.
“Ok… I spy… the back of my eyelids…” Volkner said as he laid down in the snow and shut his eyes.
“Ok…I know how to get you to do something! Let’s go trick Dipstick and Wizzer!” Holly suggested.
“Hehehe… now you have my attention!” Volkner said leaping to his feet and shaking snow off his coat.
They found Dipstick and Wizzer up late cracking jokes about the other pups behind the barn.
“I got a plan…” said Volkner wispering it in Holly’s ear.
“Aria’s butt is SO big, it could cause a solar eclipse!” Wizzer exclaimed, as he and Dipstick busted into laughter.
Holly approached the two pups and sat down in front of them. They had no idea she could hear them, and didn’t exactly have fond memories of the last time they messed with her.
“Uh oh… hope Volkner is’nt here too…” Wizzer said, wetting the snow beneath him.
“Nah… he’s fast asleep by now!” Distick said.
“Well… we can say stuff about her, and she won’t know it, and for all she knows, we’re complimenting her, right?” Wizzer said.
The two pups stood up and walked close to her.
“So… umm… how do you make fun of a deaf girl?” Dipstick asked.
“Does it matter? She can’t hear it anyway!” Wizzer said as he and Dipstick began snickering.
Holly brought around a left hook to Dipstick’s face.
“uh oh!..You don’t think she actually understands us do you?” Dipstick said.
“Would it matter? Even if she could hear, she would probably be too stupid to know what it meant!” Wizzer said laughing.
Holly growled and bit him on the right paw.
“AH! LET GO! LET GO!” wizzer yelled trying to pull his paw from her grip.
Holly let go as he pulled away, causing him to tumbled backward. She snickered at them and gave them a smirk as she walked away.
“Oh… and Merry Christmas!” She turned and said.
Dipstick and Wizzer were so shocked, they fainted.
Volkner and Holly went back to the barn.
“NOW can I sleep?” Volkner inquired.
“Yea… I’ll see you to-“ Holly said, as her words were cut off.
She tried to talk, but she couldn’t. Instead of complaining, she just smiled and laid down.
“Goodnight Volkner…” she thought to herself.
A Holly Jolly Christmas
It was snowing heavily, on the Dearly Farm, and many of the pups were out frolicking in the snow. Making snow angels, throwing snowballs, and all sorts of stuff.
Amaranth and Candi were throwing snowballs at each other like crazy. There was a sudden cease fire, as Candi hid behind a tree, making a pile of snowballs.
After a few moments, Candi jumped from behind the tree with about 5 snowballs in her arm.
“I GOTCHA….now?” Candi stuttered, as her eyes widened and her ears dropped. She was staring staright into a cannon made of snow.
“…..oh crap…” she said, as Amaranth lit a small fuse firing a snow boulder at Candi.
“And WHAT is supposed to be fun about this again?” Volkner said, writing what he said in the snow for Holly, who was sitting next to him to read. Holly shrugged.
Holly, after hanging around with Volkner and the others for a couple of weeks, was much less shy. Volkner had also been trying to teach her to read peoples lips, but she can only make out small words like “me” and “yes” or “no”. She was making progress… slow progress, but progress nonetheless.
Volkner and Holly continued to watch Amaranth and Candi knock each other’s brains out with balls of snow for a few moments. Jewel walked by, with a Santa hat on humming Jingle bells.
“Excuse me a moment…” Volkner wrote in the snow.
“Wow, jewel, you’re even hotter in a Santa Hat!” Volkner said following after Jewel.
“Still a creep…” Jewel said knocking him I the face with the back of her paw.
“Ow….” Volkner murmured, as Holly watched shaking her head.
Volkner new Jewel had a mate now, and didn’t hit o n her to try to get her anymore, but morse so to piss off Nuke, his new favorite pastime!
Volkner wandered off, and climbed onto the roof of the Dearly’s home to get a nice view. Once up there, he saw a large inflatable santa strapped to the roof by bungee cords.
“STUPID FAT MAT! YOUR HAT CAUSED ME PAIN TO THE NOSTRALS!” Volkner yelled.
He cut the bungee cords, and just before it could take flight, he bit it square in the butt.
“Uh oh…” Volkner muttered, still holding on.
The Santa too flight, shooting rapidly all over the place, becoming more and more deflated each second. It passed far over the top of the barn where Lucky and friends sat.
“He look! A shooting star!” Lucky exclaimed.
“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you AH!” Cadpig sang before being shoved off the barn roof by Rolly.
“What was that for?!” Cadpig called out.
“Because your singing is horrid!” Rolly replied.
Lucky then proceeded to shove Spot off the roof as well.
“What was that for?!” Spot called out.
“SHUT THE HELL UP, CHICKEN, OR I’M CALLIN’ THE COLONELL!!!” Lucky screamed.
Holly got bored with watching the snowball fight and wandered off to find Volkner.
“I don’t think he’s ever going to learn that Jewel is annoyed by him…” she thought to herself.
“Hey, kid! You seen a pup a little taller than you? Wears a cross on his neck?” A black wolf’s voice called out. Not hearing his voice, Holly kept walking..
The wolf ran out in front of her. She looked up, and was startled by his menacing appearance. She fell over backwards and began to shake.
“I’m not gonna hurt ya kid, my name is dirge. I’m an old friend of Volkner’s.” the wolf said in vain.
Holly continued to cower in fear of Dirge.
“Bah, I’ll find him myself…” Dirge said walking away.
Holly got up and ran away swiftly.
Holly continued to look for Volkner, and she went onto the roof of the house to get a better view of the farm.
While she was surveying the farm, a sled landed on top of the roof, with reindeer carrying it. And none other than a jolly fat guy toting a sack climbed out. Santa Claus of course.
Holly was totally oblivious to this, until Santa tapped her on her shoulder blade.
Santa new she was deaf… after all, he is Santa. He reached in his pocket and came out with a handful of shimmering dust, witch he sprinkled over Holly. She sneezed and shook he head… then she realized something… she heard the sneeze.
“It’s only temporary… but you’re free of your handicaps for about three hours… Merry Christmas Holly!... oh, and give this to your friend Volkner!” Santa said, dropping a lump of coal in front of Holly.
Elsewhere on the farm, Volkner made a crash landing in front of the Hiccup Hole, which had frozen over. Nuke and Jewel where sitting close by.
Volkner stood up and shook the snow off of himself.
“You two seen Holly around here?” Volkner asked, winking at Jewel in an attempt to get at Nuke.
“No…CAN I KICK HIS ASS AGAIN? HUH HUH PLEASE?!” Nuke begged.
“I don’t care…” Jewel said.
“SWEET!” Nuke exclaimed. Charging at Volkner.
Volkner stepped out of the way, and Nuke tried to stop, but he had too much momentum. He tripped onto the ice covered Hiccup hole, and slid into a tree on the other side.
“…..Nice ass kicking, Nuke…” Volkner said trailing off.
Volkner walked back over to the barn, where Candi and amaranth continued to have a snow fight.
“You guys are still at it?” he said, sitting down.
The two girls were out of breath, and practically covered in projectile snow.
“I think we should stop now…” Amaranth panted
Candi just fell over in the snow.
Holly approached Volkner. “Hey, Volkner” she said.
“Oh… hey HOLLY?! What gives?!” Volkner exclaimed in shock.
“Some old fat guy on the roof sprinkled something all over me, and I can talk and hear for a little while…” Holly said.
“An old fat guy…. On the roof…. Right…” Amaranth replied.
“I swear, you guys, and hew was wearing a bunch of red too!” Holly said.
“You mean santa? He isn’t real….” Candi explained.
“Then how come I can talk and hear what you guys say?” Holly said, proving her point.
“Umm… I dunno… but there’s some sorta logical explanation to it!” Volkner replied/
“Oh yeah? Well, he told me to give you this, Volkner…” said Holly dropping the lump of coal on the ground.
Candi snickered. “Volkner got a lump of coal for Christmas….” She said, as she continued to laugh.
“Shut up! That doesn’t prove anything!” Volkner yelled.
“I’m telling you, it was him! I saw him with my own two eyes!” Holly exclaimed.
“…Holly….it’s just…. It doesn’t make sense!” said Volkner, shaking his head.
“Look, it doesn’t matter. I can hear and talk for a few hours, let’s make the best of it.” Holly said.
“Holly’s right…” Amaranth said.
Dirge approached from behind Holly.
“Hey, Volkner. I was gonna come see you for Christmas, but I spent so much time trying to find you, that I already have to leave.” Dirge said.
“Hey, you’re the wolf from before!” Holly said as she turned around.
“Oh yeah, you’re the girl who was scared I was gonna eat ya or something!” Dirge said.
“Well, even if you can’t stay it was nice to see you again.” Volkner said.
It was getting late, and Holly only had about a half hour left before she was deaf and mute again.
Volkner, Holly, Candi, and Amaranth were in the barn. Candi and Amaranth had fallen asleep, and Volkner was TRYING to sleep, only Holly wouldn’t shut up. Volkner reached up and grabbed Holly’s muzzle.
“Please, Holly… I know you don’t have much longer… but I want to SLEEP!” Volkner said.
“awww….I’m not sleepy! I’m wide awake! See?! Let’s go do something!” Holly exclaimed.
“If I go do something with you will you let me go to sleep sometime before the sun comes up?” Volkner replied.
“Maaaaaaybe… “ Holly said with a grin.
“Fine…” Volkner sighed, as he stood to his feet, and followed Holly out of the barn.
“let’s play I spy!” Holly yelled.
“Ok… I spy… the back of my eyelids…” Volkner said as he laid down in the snow and shut his eyes.
“Ok…I know how to get you to do something! Let’s go trick Dipstick and Wizzer!” Holly suggested.
“Hehehe… now you have my attention!” Volkner said leaping to his feet and shaking snow off his coat.
They found Dipstick and Wizzer up late cracking jokes about the other pups behind the barn.
“I got a plan…” said Volkner wispering it in Holly’s ear.
“Aria’s butt is SO big, it could cause a solar eclipse!” Wizzer exclaimed, as he and Dipstick busted into laughter.
Holly approached the two pups and sat down in front of them. They had no idea she could hear them, and didn’t exactly have fond memories of the last time they messed with her.
“Uh oh… hope Volkner is’nt here too…” Wizzer said, wetting the snow beneath him.
“Nah… he’s fast asleep by now!” Distick said.
“Well… we can say stuff about her, and she won’t know it, and for all she knows, we’re complimenting her, right?” Wizzer said.
The two pups stood up and walked close to her.
“So… umm… how do you make fun of a deaf girl?” Dipstick asked.
“Does it matter? She can’t hear it anyway!” Wizzer said as he and Dipstick began snickering.
Holly brought around a left hook to Dipstick’s face.
“uh oh!..You don’t think she actually understands us do you?” Dipstick said.
“Would it matter? Even if she could hear, she would probably be too stupid to know what it meant!” Wizzer said laughing.
Holly growled and bit him on the right paw.
“AH! LET GO! LET GO!” wizzer yelled trying to pull his paw from her grip.
Holly let go as he pulled away, causing him to tumbled backward. She snickered at them and gave them a smirk as she walked away.
“Oh… and Merry Christmas!” She turned and said.
Dipstick and Wizzer were so shocked, they fainted.
Volkner and Holly went back to the barn.
“NOW can I sleep?” Volkner inquired.
“Yea… I’ll see you to-“ Holly said, as her words were cut off.
She tried to talk, but she couldn’t. Instead of complaining, she just smiled and laid down.
“Goodnight Volkner…” she thought to herself.