Post by Blitz on Dec 22, 2007 23:13:25 GMT -5
Ok, this fic is very short, but not nearly as short as "How to Die in Three Easy Steps". I know theres a few questions that are bound to be asked, so i'll answer them before I start.
1. HE DID WHA?!- I couldn't think of another way for him to piss off nuke at thae time I wrote this.
2.HE DID WHA?!- moving on... -.-
3. Why did you make [winner] win?- well, I flipped a coin, and let Nuke call heads or tails. he chose Tails, and it landed on... well, that would ruin the end....
Volkner versus Nuke
Volkner was lying around outside the barn, bored out of his skull, on a coldm snowy, winter day when Nuke and Jewel walked past. The two were on an evening stroll, and Volkner just couldn’t pass up the chance to ruin it for Nuke. It wasn’t that they hated each other. The two actually kick back and chat together once and a while. They just love to ruin one another’s day sometimes. And Volkner knew just how to get to him- flirt with Jewel.
After they were passed him a little ways, he walked out behind them.
“Is your view as nice as mine, Nuke?” Volkner said.
Nuke turned around, and saw Volkner, who was obviously looking at Jewels hind quarters. He gave a low pitched growl.
Volkner approached the angered dog, and Jewel. He knew that Nuke was on the edge, and he gave him the one tiny little push he needed to go overboard. He did something you thought you’d never see him do to a taken female, or any female for that matter-solely to get to Nuke- he slapped her rear end. Jewel gave a yelp and yelled at Volkner.
“WHY YOU LITTLE-!” Nuke yelled pouncing onto volkner. He had him pinned, and he began growling and showing his teeth.
“Grandma! Grandma! What big teeth you have!... and try a mint….” Volkner laughed.
“Don’t you EVER touch her!!!” Nuke yelled with a growl.
“Come on, Nuke, you know I was just messing with you.” Volkner said, shoving Nuke off of himself.
“You played with fire… and now you’re about to get burned!” Nuke said angrily.
“Come on, man, you know as well as I do that I didn’t mean anything by it! Jewel, call him off!” said Volkner.
“I don’t care what he does…. and even if he didn’t take offense to it, I did, so either way you’re screwed…” Jewel said as she sat down with a grin.
Nuke pounced at Volkner, and pinned his head to the ground.
“I didn’t WANT to fight with you, but if you want it you got it…” Volkner said, raising up, and throwing Nuke off of himself.
“I just want to teach you a lesson to NEVER touch my mate!” Nuke replied chargin at Volkner. Volkner moved out of the way, and Nuke ran into the side of the barn.
“That’s like the third time you’ve tried that move on me… it doesn’t work, if ya didn’t notice…” Volkner said, still not fighting back. He was waiting for his chance to catch Nuke off guard. He didn’t intend to fight Nuke to this degree. They had fought before, but not like this.
The two angered pups fought their way over to a half frozen Hiccup Hole. It was kinda like a slushy… only you’d get more than brain freeze from it.
Volkner jumped over Nuke, and swiftly turned and pounced on him, putting him in a choke hold.
“Now what?” Volkner taunted, laughing.
Nuke gave a small growl, as he kicked Volkner in the shin, and shoved him off. Volkner toppled over a couple of times, before standing up and shaking snow off his fur.
Jewel sat nearby and cheered, “Ra ra ree! Kick him in the knee! Ra ra ras! Kick him in the…other knee!”
Nuke grabbed Volkner and shoved him close to the edge of the Hiccup Hole. He gave him a hard push and sent him in.
“s-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-c-c-cold!” Volkner said, shivering all over as he came out the slush filled pond.
“I hope you learned your leason…” Nuke said.
“You knew I was just trying to get to you… I’ve been doing that stuff since the day we met!” Volkner replied.
“yeah, but you NEVER EVER touch my mate’s behind!” Nuke yelled.
“Yeah, I heard you the first five million times… sorry, Jewel, I was just messin’ with Nuke.” Volkner said, as he crouched down and winced, expecting Jewel to slap him, or bite him, or do something else to harm him.
“Fine…” Jewel said with a sigh.
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Yep, it landed on tails....
1. HE DID WHA?!- I couldn't think of another way for him to piss off nuke at thae time I wrote this.
2.HE DID WHA?!- moving on... -.-
3. Why did you make [winner] win?- well, I flipped a coin, and let Nuke call heads or tails. he chose Tails, and it landed on... well, that would ruin the end....
Volkner versus Nuke
Volkner was lying around outside the barn, bored out of his skull, on a coldm snowy, winter day when Nuke and Jewel walked past. The two were on an evening stroll, and Volkner just couldn’t pass up the chance to ruin it for Nuke. It wasn’t that they hated each other. The two actually kick back and chat together once and a while. They just love to ruin one another’s day sometimes. And Volkner knew just how to get to him- flirt with Jewel.
After they were passed him a little ways, he walked out behind them.
“Is your view as nice as mine, Nuke?” Volkner said.
Nuke turned around, and saw Volkner, who was obviously looking at Jewels hind quarters. He gave a low pitched growl.
Volkner approached the angered dog, and Jewel. He knew that Nuke was on the edge, and he gave him the one tiny little push he needed to go overboard. He did something you thought you’d never see him do to a taken female, or any female for that matter-solely to get to Nuke- he slapped her rear end. Jewel gave a yelp and yelled at Volkner.
“WHY YOU LITTLE-!” Nuke yelled pouncing onto volkner. He had him pinned, and he began growling and showing his teeth.
“Grandma! Grandma! What big teeth you have!... and try a mint….” Volkner laughed.
“Don’t you EVER touch her!!!” Nuke yelled with a growl.
“Come on, Nuke, you know I was just messing with you.” Volkner said, shoving Nuke off of himself.
“You played with fire… and now you’re about to get burned!” Nuke said angrily.
“Come on, man, you know as well as I do that I didn’t mean anything by it! Jewel, call him off!” said Volkner.
“I don’t care what he does…. and even if he didn’t take offense to it, I did, so either way you’re screwed…” Jewel said as she sat down with a grin.
Nuke pounced at Volkner, and pinned his head to the ground.
“I didn’t WANT to fight with you, but if you want it you got it…” Volkner said, raising up, and throwing Nuke off of himself.
“I just want to teach you a lesson to NEVER touch my mate!” Nuke replied chargin at Volkner. Volkner moved out of the way, and Nuke ran into the side of the barn.
“That’s like the third time you’ve tried that move on me… it doesn’t work, if ya didn’t notice…” Volkner said, still not fighting back. He was waiting for his chance to catch Nuke off guard. He didn’t intend to fight Nuke to this degree. They had fought before, but not like this.
The two angered pups fought their way over to a half frozen Hiccup Hole. It was kinda like a slushy… only you’d get more than brain freeze from it.
Volkner jumped over Nuke, and swiftly turned and pounced on him, putting him in a choke hold.
“Now what?” Volkner taunted, laughing.
Nuke gave a small growl, as he kicked Volkner in the shin, and shoved him off. Volkner toppled over a couple of times, before standing up and shaking snow off his fur.
Jewel sat nearby and cheered, “Ra ra ree! Kick him in the knee! Ra ra ras! Kick him in the…other knee!”
Nuke grabbed Volkner and shoved him close to the edge of the Hiccup Hole. He gave him a hard push and sent him in.
“s-s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-c-c-cold!” Volkner said, shivering all over as he came out the slush filled pond.
“I hope you learned your leason…” Nuke said.
“You knew I was just trying to get to you… I’ve been doing that stuff since the day we met!” Volkner replied.
“yeah, but you NEVER EVER touch my mate’s behind!” Nuke yelled.
“Yeah, I heard you the first five million times… sorry, Jewel, I was just messin’ with Nuke.” Volkner said, as he crouched down and winced, expecting Jewel to slap him, or bite him, or do something else to harm him.
“Fine…” Jewel said with a sigh.
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Yep, it landed on tails....