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Post by Belchic on Dec 25, 2005 19:36:39 GMT -5
You all remember the Bloopers board? Well, now it's back! You all know the rules: It can be from any movie, tv show or video game, and it can be made up or even real. I'll start the first one:
From "101 Dalmatians" - "Chow About That?" opening scene
Take 1 -
Lucky: Half-gainer, reverse-knife, jack kn...uh...line?
Director: Cut. It's half-gainer, reverse-pike, jack knife.
Take 2 -
Lucky: Half-gainer, reverse-knife...
*Rolly suddenly falls off the branch, and Lucky and Cadpig spring off the branch into the air. They land back on the branch.*
Lucky: Well, at least he went first.
Take 3 -
Lucky: Half-gainer, rever-
Rolly: Waah! *falls off the branch into the hole*.
*Cadpig looks down, and then suddenly Lucky pushes her off.*
Cadpig: Aah!
Lucky: *pointing* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha-*Two-Tone runs onto the branch and shoves Lucky into the water* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Two-Tone: Hee hee. Oopsy.
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Post by Two-Tone on Dec 26, 2005 0:14:52 GMT -5
lol
101 Dalmatians the series
Scene - Cadpig gives therapy to Gogo
Cadpig: *taunting* Gogo is afraid!Gogo is afraid!Gogo is afraid!Gogo is afraid!Gogo is afrai..........ahh! *gets mauled*
Lucky: *blinks* uh Cadpig? you okay?
Rolly: I don't think she's moving
Lucky: Uh......... you guys did remember the stunt double right?............. *Lucky and Rolly back off*
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From 12 Angry Pups
Mayor Pig: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Jury: *all of them are hanging*
Mayor Pig: *smacks hoof against his head* what do ya know, a hung jury
Director: no no! cut!!! all wrong!!!
Take 2 -
Mayor Pig: Have you reached a verdict?
Two-Tone: um I don't know if he's innocent or guilty, he looks innocent........ but then again he looks guilty........ but what if he's innocent? .............. oh well *Winks*
Mooch: *grins*
Two-Tone: Guilty as hell
Mooch: what?!?!?! You dirty b*tch!!! I made you!!! I MADE YOU AND I CAN BREAK YOU!!!! *gets dragged off*
Director: no! cut! all wrong!!! Two-Tone you were supposed to find him innocent!
Two-Tone: I'm sick and tired of being Mooch's pet! I wanna be Lucky's!
Lucky: wha?!?! But I'm not.... But I.....
director: *sigh* I need an aspirin
Take 3
Mayor Pig: *eating a sandwhich*
Director: cut!! Ed lose the sandwhich!
Mayor Pig; Now you wait just a second there..
Take 4
Mayor Pig: Now has the jury come to a verdict?
Jewel: Like we sure have
Director: no! cut!!! Jewel your not in this episode!
Jewel: Like I'm not in any! Thats so totaly not fair!
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From Dalmatian Vacation part 3
Cruella: *storms into the chapel* I obje.............. a coffin? What's going on................. oops excuse me.. *leaves*
Take 2
Cruella: *kicks the doors open* I object to this wedding! *camera pans showing it's an anthro wedding going on* Oh dear......... wrong wedding........
Take 3
Cruella: *kicks the doors open* I object to thi..............
Booster: Hey! who the hell are you?! Did that Mario send you to crash my wedding?? *holds Peach by the arm.*
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From - My Fair Moochie
Vendella: well our champion wishes to challenge yo.......... *turns seeing Lucky sniffing at her ass* What the hell are you doing??
Director: cut!
Take 2 -
Vendella: Well our champion wishes to challe..... *turns to see Lucky sniffing at her ass again* STOP THAT!
Director: cut!!! Lucky!!!
Lucky: I'm sorry!
Take 3 -
Vendella: Well our champion wishes to cha..... *growls and turns to see Lucky sniffing at her ass once again* d**nit stop that! *kicks him in the face*
Lucky: *yelps*
Two-Tone: *suddenly tackles Vendella and starts pounding her* NOBODY HITS LUCKY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!
Director: cut!!!! Two-Tone you're not even in this week's episode!!!
Mooch: That's it I'm going to my trailer!
---- From - Roll out the pork barrel
Scene - Two-Tone delivers Mayor Ed's invite
Lucky: Hey Two-Tone
Two-Tone: *struggles to get the note from her collar* *laughs nervously* it's stuck..
Director: cut!
Take 2 -
Lucky: Hey Two-Tone.
Two-Tone: *struggles and tears the letter in half* oops!
Spot: smooth move Two-Tone
Director: cut!
Take 3 -
Lucky: Hey Two-Tone
Two-Tone: *takes the note out* Dear resident, you may already be a winner........... oh geez! wrong letter *blushes*
Cadpig and Spot: *both start laughing hard*
Director: oy vey cut!
Take 4 -
Lucky: Hey Two-Tone
Two-Tone: *takes out note and reads* uh no offense to Mayor pig but his handwriting is really bad.
Lucky: *walks over* No wonder, it's upside down!
Two-Tone: really? oops *flips it rightside up*
Director: no! cut!
Take 5 -
Lucky: Hey Two-Tone *yawns*
Director: cut!
Lucky: What was wrong with that d**n scene??
Cadpig: I think the yawning wasn't in the script
Lucky: whoops! my bad!
Take 6 -
Lucky: Hey Two-Tone
Two-Tone: *takes note out* To my sweet lover, I care about you............ nay I love you, I always loved you since that night we held paws under the stars after the Four Legged Fall Ba................ ack! You guys weren't supposed to hear that!!! *turns red with emberassment*
Cadpig and Spot: *laughing* Lucky and Two-Tone sitting in a tree................ K.I.S.S.I.N.G! First comes love then comes marriage then comes the puppies in the baby carriage! *both fall over laughing hard*
Lucky: *turning red* guys shut up!!! this is emberassing........... *puts a paper bag over his head*
Two-Tone: *turns away blushing red*
Director: *sigh* why me?? I need an aspirin!
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Post by Belchic on Dec 26, 2005 1:00:09 GMT -5
Oh, restoring yours from the old message board, huh? In that case...
From "Cadpig Behind Bars":
Scene - Pug, Lucky and Rolly are in a basket about to lift off with baloons to rescue Cadpig from the pound.
Pug: Are you two done with that helium?
Lucky/Rolly: [high-pitched voices] All finished, Sir.
Pug: Prepare for lift-off!
[Pug drops a sand bag, the balloon doesn't lift off.]
Lucky: [still has a high-pitched voice] We're not lifting off. Huh? Oh my God, the helium didn't wear off!
[Rolly and Pug start laughing.]
Lucky: Hey! Stop laughing at my voice!
[The laughing continues.]
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This one's from "Leisure Lawsuit":
[Lucky and Cadpig are just under the side table by the bed about to get Cruella's memomaster. Cadpig hops into a position posing as a stepstool. Lucky hops onto her back. He then lifts himself up putting one of his feet on Cadpig's head.]
Lucky: Huh? Cadpig, your head is soft!
Cadpig: I was born with fur, Lucky. It's part of who I am.
Lucky: Wow. You're fuzzy all over? [He lays down on top of Cadpig.] How does that feel?
Director: Cut! What the f**k was that?
Lucky: Oh my god! Were we rolling? [walks up to the camera] Uh...Two-Tone, if you're watching, I didn't mean it! I don't know what came over me! Please forgive me!
Director: Okay. Take 15, you two.
Lucky: [walking off] I'll be in my trailer.
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From - "Chow About That"
Scene: Rolly is about to be catapulted into the chow tower.
Take 1 -
Lucky: Don't worry. This is perfectly safe. Safe as super-glue safe.
Director: Cut! It's "safety scissors", not "super glue"!
Lucky: Did I say "super glue?" Sorry.
Take 2 -
Lucky: Don't worry. This is perfectly safe. Safe as safety-scissors safe.
Spot: Lucky, I think I really should tell you that...
Lucky: Spot, get your freakin' @ss out of this mess! This is totally danger...
Director: CUT! Lucky, you're not supposed to cuss! This is a *kids* show!
Take 3 -
Spot: Lucky, I think I really should tell you that...
Lucky: Spot, you're going to have to stay back! This is totally dangerous! (Spot scrunches down.) Very very dangerous!
(Spot rockets off the ground and into the sky.)
Rolly: (off-camera) Was that supposed to happen?
Take 4 -
Lucky: Spot, you're going to have to stay back! This is totally dangerous! (Spot scrunches down.) Very very dangerous! (calls up to Cadpig) Okay, ready? 1...2...3...
Cadpig: (jumps from the top of the farm) Geronimo! (She completely misses the see-saw and lands on her face.) Oww...
Director: Cut.
Take 5 -
Lucky: (calls up to Cadpig) Okay, ready? 1...2...3...
Cadpig: (jumps from the top of the farm) Geronimo! (Noggin flies by and catches Cadpig.)
Noggin: You okay, Cadpig?
Cadpig: Noggin, what are you doing here?
Director: Cut! Noggin, you're not even in this episode!
Noggin: Geez! I'm not in ANY of the Season 2 episodes!
Two-Tone: (off-camera) I guess I'm not the only one upset about this.
Take 6 -
Lucky: (calls up to Cadpig) Okay, ready? 1...2...3...
Cadpig: (jumps from the top of the farm) Geronimo!
(Cadpig lands on top of Rolly.)
Rolly: Well, hello!
Director: Cut, cut, cut! Let's try it again!
Cadpig: Why are we even using me as the launching device? I'm three times lighter than Rolly! And that's nothing compared to the weight of the bucket, the hat, and the stupid goggles he's wearing!
Rolly: Don't make fun of my goggles!
Cadpig: (laughs) He looks like a mole!
(Everyone starts laughing hysterically.)
Rolly: Where's my lawyer???
Take 7 -
Lucky: (calls up to Cadpig) Okay, ready? 1...2...5!
Spot: Three, Lucky.
Lucky: 3!
Director: Cut! This isn't Monty Python, you guys!
Take 8 -
Lucky: (calls up to Cadpig) Okay, ready? 1...2...3...
Chance: (jumps from the top of the farm) HASTA LA VISTA, DOGGIE!!!
(He lands perfectly on the other side of the see-saw launching Rolly into the air.)
Lucky: Who are you?
Director: Cut! Chance, what are you doing here?
Spot: Standing in for Cadpig, I'm assuming?
Director: Chance, you're not in this episode! You're not even in this show!
Chance: That's it, blame me. All I ever got was two movies, but never an animated TV series! I should at least be given a Chance...hence the name.
Director: Just get off the set!
Chance: (kicks dirt) Alright! Whatever! (exits)
Lucky: Is Cadpig coming back out?
Spot: I think she's still recovering from that last take.
Lucky: You did remember the stunt double, right?
Spot: I thought she did her own stunts.
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From "Wild Chick Chase"
Scene - Rolly, Lucky and Cadpig just missed piling up on Spot.
Rolly: Hey! We can't have a good puppy pile with no chucken on the bottom!
Cadpig: It's "chicken", Rolly!
Rolly: What did I say? "Chucken"?
(Everyone breaks into laughter.)
Spot: I'm a chucken!
(Laughing continues.)
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From "You Say It's Your Birthday"
Lucky: Well, Cadpig, it's the start of a whole new life.
Cadpig: Lucky, I'm conflicted. I can't tell if I'm suffering from abandonment issues or seperation anxiety. (stomach grumbles) And whatever it is, it sure is rumbling my tumbly.
Director: CUT! Cadpig, say your lines the right way!
Cadpig: Like, I never get to have any fun! I have to say all those crappy lines!
Director: And you, you're supposed to be making sounds indicating gas, not hunger.
Cadpig's Stomach: Yeah, sorry. I'm just not myself today. I need a beer.
Cadpig: We're doing the scene again, right?
Director: Right.
Cadpig's Stomach: Well, hurry up, okay? I'm getting hungry down here!
Cadpig: Alright! Stop growling!
Rolly: (weirded out) I am about to be violently ill!
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From "Pup and Down" (this was actually a deleted scene due to what happened)
Scene - Lucky's plan is about to be put into action.
Lucky: Okay, so far, so good. (Lucky picks up the uniform that his victim was stripped from.) Now it's time to put this operation into action.
Cadpig: Uh...Lucky? You're not thinking of putting that thing on, are you?
Lucky: Of course. Why not?
Rolly: Lucky, you're too small!
Cadpig: Yeah. They'll know the difference!
Lucky: I know. I'm aware of that, but I'm not the only one wearing this thing.
Rolly: Huh?
Cadpig: Does that mean...?
Lucky: You're wearing it with me.
Rolly: You sure this will work, Lucky?
Lucky: Trust me.
(Lucky slips on the outfit as Cadpig hops onto Rolly's head. Rolly stands up. Lucky hops onto Cadpig's head wearing the jacket and hat. Cadpig lifts Lucky onto her paws.)
Lucky: Everybody ready?
Cadpig: Ready.
Rolly: I guess.
Lucky: Alright. Let's close this thing up and have some fun.
Unseen Chorus: (singing) Here comes the Thnikkaman!!! (These words float across the screen.)
Rolly: Oh papa! It's the Thnikkaman!!!
(The costume falls apart as the pups run off screen to greet the Thnikkaman.)
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From "Citizen Kanine"
Lucky: I don't want to hear complaining coming from the soon-to-be-vice-mayor.
Rolly: Wow! Vice Mayor! I'm gonna be your vice mayor!
Cadpig: Can I be your vice vice mayor?
Lucky: Sure. And while we're at it, why don't we make the chucken the vice vice vice mayor?
Spot: You said "chucken".
(Everyone laughs.)
Director: Cut!
Lucky: Oh, thanks, Rolly! Now you've got me sayin' it!
Rolly: We should start saying "chucken" more often. I mean, it's funny! Chucken!
Lucky: Chucken!
Cadpig: Chucken-chucken-chucken!
Director: OKAY! ENOUGH GOOFING OFF! LET'S GET BACK TO THE FILM!
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This one's from "Smoke Detectors"
*The pups have just opened up Cruella's suitcases and discovered them to be full of nothing but cigarettes.*
Lucky: We'll flush 'em all down the toilet.
Cadpig: But Cruella's locked in the downstairs bathroom. That means we'll have to go all the way upstairs!
Lucky: It'll be a piece of cake. We just need reinforcements.
Coach Z: (suddenly pops up with a Cheat Commandos action figure) Did somebody call my name?
Lucky/Rolly/Cadpig: Reinforcments!
Director: Cut, cut, cut!
Coach Z: What? I got a flavor florv. What the heck did I do wrong?
Director: Coach, you're in the wrong studio! The Homestar Runner studio is a few buildings down.
Coach Z: Oh, gee. Sorry about that, porps.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2005 1:19:58 GMT -5
that took a while to read but good
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Post by Belchic on Dec 29, 2005 3:34:36 GMT -5
From "On the Lamb"
Rolly: All that's left was a preview of tomorrow's show.
Cadpig: And we know what that will be like...a little gratuitious violence, a little male bonding, a big explosion at the end...(Cadpig accidently whaps herself in the face knocking herself unconcious.)
Rolly: Uh-oh. Cadpig?
Lucky: Medic!
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Post by Belchic on Dec 29, 2005 4:08:39 GMT -5
Just for Two-Tone, I'll do this one: -----------------------------------------------------------------------
From "Love 'Em and Flea 'Em"
Two-Tone: I love you in any color...whoa!
(She accidently falls into the pumpkin with Lucky. The pumpkin rolls down and off the hill. It stops at a rock, and Lucky and Two-Tone fly out of it. They end up flying into a nearby scarecrow taking its shirt off and landing on the ground. We now see what appears to be a headless person with Two-Tone's lower half. Lucky's head pops up from the collar.)
Director: Cut!
Two-Tone: Hey, I kinda liked that.
Lucky: Yeah, let's save this one for the DVD. -----------------------------------------------------------------------
I hope you guys were able to follow along with that one.
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Post by Two-Tone on Dec 29, 2005 12:11:31 GMT -5
lol!
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Post by Belchic on Dec 29, 2005 21:40:16 GMT -5
I'm going to go a little more high-tech here.
From "Virtual Lucky"
*Scene: Lucky is about to enter Cruelladusa's mansion.*
Take 1 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*he enters, and all the color is all wrong.*
Lucky: Whoa! I've stepped into an alternate demension!
Director: Cut!
Take 2 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*he enters, and everything is upside-down.*
Lucky: Uh-oh!
Director: Cut! What did you guys do?
Take 3 -
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!
*he enters, and everything is cheap 8-bit video game graphics. the original "Super Mario Bros." theme plays.*
Lucky: *plays the goomba stomp sound from SMB, and a question mark appears over his head*
*a Boo appears*
Lucky: *plays the koopa kick sound from SMB, and an exclamation mark appears over his head*
*the "running out of time theme" from SMB plays as he runs out, and when he exits, the SMB death music plays.*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2005 21:55:40 GMT -5
lol I remember that game real good one there...funny to
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Post by Belchic on Dec 30, 2005 2:30:25 GMT -5
You want me to keep going? Alright, here's one:
From "Leisure Lawsuit"
Scene: The main pups are in the closet about to get Roger's old camera.
Lucky: Ready, troops?
Rolly/Cadpig/Spot: Ready!
Lucky: *stands on his hind legs*
Cadpig: *hops onto Lucky*
Spot: *hops onto Cadpig*
Rolly: *hops onto Spot*
*the totem pole falls over*
Rolly: SON OF A BI---!*they crash before he can finish* --- From the same episode.
Scene: The main pups are in the closet in totem pole formation. Rolly is holding a bowling ball, and the pups are barely balanced.
*Rolly, Spot and Cadpig jump off, but Lucky is still in place. He notices that the bowling ball is directly over his head.*
Lucky: *as the ball falls* OH, FU--!*the ball hits him on the head before he can finish.*
*a large bump rises on Lucky's head* ---
Alrighty, how'd you like those?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2005 2:34:41 GMT -5
cool
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Post by Belchic on Dec 30, 2005 14:00:15 GMT -5
Hey Two-Tone, I don't see you doing a lot. You do some really good ones too. Do more, I don't wanna hog all the laughs.
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Post by Belchic on Jan 8, 2006 2:53:06 GMT -5
Fine, I'll continue.
This one is from an unaired episode:
*Lucky walks up to a wagon that has a large bag of kibble on it. He tries to pull it with his paws, but is straining. The wagon is not moving at all.*
*Cadpig enters.*
Cadpig: Hey, Lucky...
*Lucky lets off a loud fart.*
Cadpig: *blows away* WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lucky: *turns to the camera* Excuse me! *continues to pull*
*Two-Tone enters.*
Two-Tone: Hi, Lucky!
*Lucky lets off another loud fart.*
*The black on Two-Tone's lower half blows off.*
Lucky: *turns around, his eyes bulge* HOLY CHIMMICHANGA!
Two-Tone: *runs off covering herself as best as she can* I'm so embarrassed!
Lucky: Holy Chimmi-f**k-a! *continues to pull*
*Spot enters.*
Spot: Lucky...
*Lucky lets off another loud long fart causing Spot to have a lobotomy.*
Lucky: *turns around* WHAT THE...?
Spot: *looking up* Oh, s**t. *exits*
Lucky: Man! No more soda for me!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2006 2:57:36 GMT -5
Lol good one....I wish I was creative
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Post by LoneWanderer Raiden on Jan 8, 2006 9:35:58 GMT -5
Lol, great and hilarious bloopers there, Belchic. ;D
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