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Post by Belchic on Jan 13, 2006 19:47:12 GMT -5
From "My Fair Moochie"
Mooch: I don't think I'm too comfortable with this new look here.
Cadpig: Oh, you'll get used to it after a while, Mooch. Come here, give me a kiss.
*They go in for a kiss, and as soon as their lips touch, Cadpig transforms into a rather unattractive man.*
Mooch: AAaahh!
Cadpig(?): Ha ha ha ha! I'm Timothy Stack now! See ya later. *exits*
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Post by Belchic on Jan 13, 2006 19:51:48 GMT -5
From "K is for Kibble"
Scene - the court scene
Ed: I hearby declare Rolly is banished from this here farm!
Lucky: Oh no!!!
Cadpig: Oh no!!!
Spot: Oh no!!!
Kool-Aid Man: *suddenly crashes in* Oh yeah!
*everyone turns to the Kool-Aid Man negatively, he backs off slowly*
I admit, I stole that one from Family Guy, but I had to do it.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 14, 2006 4:25:31 GMT -5
lol
"K is for Kibble"
Mayor Pig: As your mayor I declare that Rolly be.
Two-Tone: *interrupts* Mayor stop! Rolly didn't do it! *pants*
*everybody turns to Two-Tone suprised she spoke up*
Director: cut!!! Two-Tone you have no lines this week!
Two-Tone: I didn't have any last week or the week before that or that! it's time I broke out of their shadows! *points at Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and Spot*
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Post by Belchic on Jan 22, 2006 18:44:31 GMT -5
lol, this has become a hot topic!
From "Home is Where the Bark Is"
Scene: The main pups are making an attempt to get out of the house.
*the pups stack up on one another to go out the chimeny, Lucky loosens some soot.*
Rolly: *developing a sneeze* Uh...ah...AAHHH...*he grabs his nose* ACHOO! *lets out a big sneeze causing his eyes to buldge then go back to normal, and the pups are still in formation.*
*2-second pause*
Rolly: I sneezed.
Director: Cut! Rolly, why didn't you let out your sneeze?
Rolly: Hey, I didn't want to break the totem pole!
Director: Sorry, Rolly. You have to do it. It's in the script.
Cadpig: Aww, we hardly ever get to have any fun! ---
Okay, maybe that one wasn't as good as my previous ones, but how was it?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2006 20:42:45 GMT -5
it was ok
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Post by Belchic on Jan 23, 2006 2:21:27 GMT -5
Here's a better one:
From "Prophet and Loss"
Scene: Cadpig is busy answering questions for the farm animals by using her psychic powers. She answers Cornelia's question, then Lucky's question.
*a little boy walks up with a Tootsie Pop in his hand*
Boy: Cadpig? How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Cadpig: Wait a minute. I'm getting a vision...mmm...yes! It takes a total of...
Rolly: *instantly rushes on* HEY! FREE LOLLY-POPS!
*Rolly grabs the Tootsie Pop from the kid and bites it off the stick.*
Rolly: *giving him back the stick* Thanks, kid.
Director: CUT! Okay, we should delete this scene. This is just not working out!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2006 2:27:30 GMT -5
so old school...nice
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Post by Belchic on Jan 23, 2006 2:35:00 GMT -5
lol! Thanks. I'll keep up the good work.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 23, 2006 3:14:06 GMT -5
From - Virtual Lucky
scene: Entering Cruelladusa's mansion
*Lucky enters the mansion when suddenly the words "Here comes a new challenger!" appear on the screen*
Lucky: What the?*gets pounced by Two-Tone*
Two-Tone: Hey Lucky!
Director: cut!! Two-Tone get off the set!
Two-Tone: *whines and leaves*
Take 2
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw! *he enters and ends up in Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1*
Lucky: *in Sega 16 bit sprite style* *taps foot on the ground*
Dr. Robotnik: I have you now hedgeho................. *blinks* huh?
Director: cut!!! wrong set entirely!!!
Take 3
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw! *enters and shows up in a dark room with only his eyeballs shown* She should pay her electric bill....*lights go on revealing it to be Elmyra's room from Tiny Toons* Aww crap! *runs being chased by Elmyra*
Director; no! cut!!!
Take 4
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw!*enters**appears in Final Doom's map 32 Go 2 It**gets surrounded by Mancubi, Arachnotron, a Spidermastermind, and a Cyberdemon* Uhhh.... hi? *runs being shot at* GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Director: cut!!! the Doom set is down the hall!
Take 5
Lucky:I know this place like the back of my paw! 8enters**appears facing General Grievous*
General Grievous: So, those Jedi send a puppy to fight, I shall make your death nice and quick and I shall add your saber to my collection! *ignites two lightsabers8
Lucky: Why me? *runs*
Director: cut!!! this isn't Star Wars!
Take 6
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw! *enters**appears in Pokemon during a pokemon battle* aww crap!
Ash: What's that pokemon? *points pokedex at Lucky*
Pokedex: This is Lucky, the dalmatian breed dog. it is said his luck is higher than Chansey's. has 99 brothers and sisters and fights Cruella DeVil on occasions.
Ash: *takes pokeball out* I gotta catch it!
Lucky: The hell with this! *runs*
Director: cut!!!!!!
Take 7
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw! *enters, appears on King Kai's planet* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Goku: 8training and stops8 oh hey, you must know that dalmatian Jamie, tell him I got his letter
Vegeta: d**nit Kakkarot! this is no time for fan mail! Lets resume our sparring match!
Director: cut!!! *sighs* why me???
Take 8
Lucky: I know this place like the back of my paw! 8enters the doorway, appears in Care-a-lot*
Proudheart Cat: Hey Loyalheart, that a friend of your's?
Loyalheart Dog: Nope, can't say I've met the guy
Lucky: *loud scream and runs off*
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Cadpig: I thought that was rather cute
Take 9
Lucky: *whimpers* I know this place like the back of my paw! *starts to go inside but stops* I CAN'T DO IT!!!!! *has a breakdown*
Director: cut!!!
Cadpig: hmm I'm curious.. *peeks* Lucky I think you should see this
Lucky: Not another cheap crossover 8peeks and sees it being the inside of Cruelladusa's mansion* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *rips the fur off his head and just goes insane**gets taken out in a straight jacket*
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Post by Belchic on Jan 23, 2006 3:30:26 GMT -5
OMG! LMAO! You should warn me before you add on to mine, though.
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 23, 2006 5:22:00 GMT -5
actually your's inspired mine
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Post by Belchic on Jan 24, 2006 1:14:40 GMT -5
Same thing isn't it? But did I give you permission to do that? If not, that would be considered plagirism, and that's just not right. It was a little bit of a rip off, but not much. For now, I won't hold anything against you, because I thought it was hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2006 1:21:26 GMT -5
that was really funny
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Post by Two-Tone on Jan 24, 2006 5:47:18 GMT -5
thanks and sorry if it seemed like stealing
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Post by Belchic on Jan 26, 2006 17:13:25 GMT -5
From "Chow About That"
Scene: The pups are racing to get to the chow tower before they miss lunch. They fall in the dirt. Rolly's behind is sticking out, and Cadpig's head pops out from in front of it.
Cadpig: Hey, look! *she turns arond and looks at Rolly* What? Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big? *Rolly pops his head out* Oh, nevermind.
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Same Episode
Scene: Cadpig is on top of the tractor.
Cadpig: Hey, come on everybody! Jump aboard, or eat my dust!
Rolly: I'd rather eat kibble.
*Cadpig comes back to the ground*
Lucky: I'm with Rolly, what's the whole point of eating dust, anyway? I mean, it's not good for us, and it doesn't taste good. And if I combine it with all that other disgusting stuff that I eat, it'll get all mixed up, and make all this gooshy stuff, and I can probably pull it out of my...
*Cadpig vomits on the set.*
Director: CUT! What the hell was that?
Cadpig: Sorry. I can't help it! I have a sensitive stomach!
Director: Not you! What was all that talk about eating dust?
*Cadpig vomits again.*
Director: Sorry I said that. Okay, let's do this again, but this time, stick to the script.
Take 2 -
Cadpig: *on the tractor* Hey, come on, everybody! Jump aboard, or eat my du...
*her face turns green, her stomach gurgles, her cheeks buldge, then she vomits all over Lucky and Rolly*
Lucky: She forgot to take her Dramamine.
Director: Cut! Why me?
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