Bloopers

[Lucky]

This is just something I came up with.

Attorney: Before we start, I would like to thank all of Malevolent DeVil's family members for coming and As the executor of Ms. DeVil's estate, I have been empowered to read her Last Will And Testament.

Captain R. De Vil: Well, Better get on with it, the Soda Bar is opening soon.

Cruella: Yes, better get on with the reading, so that we may know what she's going to give me... *See's her family members looking at her.* I mean, us.

Cecil B. DeVil: Indeed, I'm excited as well, hopefully it's something that will help us.

P.H. De Vil: God, how predictably boring.

Ivy De Vil: I never worked for a kinder Grandma.

Attorney: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

P.H. De Vil: I knew it.

Captain R. De Vil: *Smirks.*

Attorney: *Puts on his glasses and starts to read the will and testament.* "I, Malevolent DeVil, being of sound mind and body..."

Captain R. De Vil: That's a laugh. *Laughs as he drinks from his grog.*

Attorney: "...do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly attention hogging daughter, Cruella..."

Cruella: ATTENTION HOGGING!?!

Cecil B. DeVil: *Pleased with what he's hearing.* Oooh, read on.

Cruella: *Glares at Cecil B. DeVil.*

Attorney: "...who tried to flirt with that German, Baron and grubbed him for everything he could get from the bank, and then cried crocodile tears when he needed sympathy..."

Cruella: *Started to get annoyed.* WHAT?

Attorney: "...To Cruella, I leave a boot to the head."

Cruella: *Let's her guard down.* A WHAT?! *Gets booted in the head.* OW!

Cecil B. DeVil: Now that's just fabulous! *Claps his hands, applauding the Attorney.*

Attorney: "...and another boot to her wimpy brother, Cecil B. DeVil."

Cecil B. DeVil: What?! *Gets a Boot to the head.* Ow!

Captain R. DeVil: *Laughs.*

Cruella: *Angry as she slams her fist onto the Table as she has her other hand on her head.* THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Attorney: : "...ah, but still, you are my son and daughter, you have both admired my Rolls Royce, and since I no longer need it..."

Cruella: Finally! *Starts to give out an evil grin.*

Attorney: "...I bequeath another boot to the head."

Cruella: What? *Gets a boot to the head.* Ow!

Attorney: "And one more for the wimp.*

Cecil B. DeVil: *Gets a boot to the head.* Ow!

Captain R. DeVil: *Laughs at his siblings expense.*

Attorney: "Next, to my Root Beer drinking Son..."

Captain R. DeVil: Hey! I don't want no boot to the head, lad!

Attorney: "...to dear Captain R. De Vil, who has never worked a day in his Soda Drinking life..."

Captain R. DeVil: *Tries covering his head.* Covering me head!

Attorney: "...I leave my bottles of Sodas and three crates of my finest Root Beer."

Captain R. DeVil: *Uncovers his head.* Really?

Attorney: "And a boot to the head."

Captain R. DeVil: *Gets a boot to the head.* OH!

Attorney: "And one more for my daughter and my son.*

Cruella: *Gets a boot to the head.* Oh!

Cecil B. De Vil: *Gets a boot to the head.* Ow!

Attorney: "Next, to my know-it-all nephew, P.H. De Vil..."

P.H. DeVil: This is so predictable...

Attorney: "...I leave a boot to the head."

P.H. De Vil: *Gets a boot to the head.* Uh! I knew it!

Attorney: "And one for Cruella and Cecil."

Cruella: *Gets a boot to the head.* Ah!

Cecil B. DeVil: *Gets a boot to the head.* Oh!

Attorney: "This takes care of Sons, daughter and Nephew obligations. And now, to Ivy De Vil..."

Ivy: *Lies through her teeth as she gives out a happy smile.* Oh, uh, I don't want nothin'.

Attorney: "...who took care of me faithfully these couple of years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea..."

Ivy: Oh, I didn't mind. *Thinking.* So, I could get all that money before Auntie Cruella!

Attorney: "To Ivy DeVil, I bequeath a boot to the head."

Ivy: *Gets a boot to the head.* OH!

Attorney: "And one for Cruella and Cecil."

Cruella: *Gets another boot to the head.* Ah!

Cecil B. DeVil: *Gets another boot to the head.* Oh!

Attorney: "And so, to my daughter's pet Scorch, I leave my entire vast...boot to the head!"

Scorch: *Gets a boot to the head as he's sent flying while he screams.*

Cecil B. DeVil: Is that it?

P.H. De Vil: That's it?

Captain R. De Vil: That's disgraceful!

Attorney: There's one last thing for everyone.

Captain R. De Vil: Cover your heads, lads and lasses!

Attorney: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream."

Cecil B. De Vil: Ice Cream?

Captain R. De Vil: Ice Cream?

P.H. De Vil: Ice Cream? It's not that Hoo Ha stuff, I've been experimenting with Animals, is it?

Attorney: No, it's not Hoo Ha, just Ice Cream.

Ivy: Well, what flavor is it?

Attorney: A boot to the head.

The DeVils: *The DeVil's get boots to the heads.* OW!

[Two-Tone]

XD

[Belchic]

Okay? What episode was that supposed to be from?

[RaceFanX]

From Shake, Rattle, and Woof

Cruella: And now Icky, Rocky, a Pig, and Spits!
(The curtain goes up except the intended act isn't there. Instead all of the pups are dressed in red band uniforms. Lucky holds a microphone as Rolly starts off with a keyboard solo).
Lucky: The winner takes all.
It's the thrill of one more kill.
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will
(Spot plays the drums as some pyro goes off, cue all the pups rocking on their instruments)
Lucky: Don't ever look back on the world closing in
Be on the attack with your wings on the wind
Oh, the games will begin
(The audience wave their lighters back and forth)
Lucky: And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah
It's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah
And the one who's last to fall
The winner takes all!
Director: Cut. But I like it.

R.I.P. Stephen Hillenburg.

[Belchic]

“Shake, Rattle and Woof”

*The curtain opens. Instead of Cruella on stage, it’s the main pups in a rock band formation. Lucky is on guitar, Cadpig is on keyboard, Rolly is on drums, Spot is on bass. They start playing.*


Pups: Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Lucky: Well way up north where the air gets cold
There's a tale about Christmas
That you've all been told
And a real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends all year workin' out on his sled
It's the little Saint Nick (little Saint Nick)
It's the little Saint Nick (little Saint Nick)

Cadpig: Just a little bobsled we call the old Saint Nick
But she'll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick
She's candy apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits the gas man just watch her peel
It's the little Saint Nick (little Saint Nick)
It's the little Saint Nick (little Saint Nick)

Pups: Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer, whoaa
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer (he don't miss no one)

Rolly: And haulin' through the snow at a frightening speed
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
He's got to wear his goggles 'cause the snow really flies
And he's cruisin' every path with a little surprise
It's the little Saint Nick (little Saint Nick)
It's the little Saint Nick (little Saint Nick)

Pups: Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year)
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year)
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year)

Director: Cut! You’re just wasting so much time!

[RaceFanX]

That one was ho ho hilarious.

Cruella: And now Icky, Rocky, a Pig, and Spits!
(The curtain goes up except the intended act isn't there. Instead Two-Tone stands center stage, she's wearing a fox-like set of big fake pointy ears and a bushy tail plus a fake mane. Lucky stands alongside her dressed like a Pokemon trainer).
Two-Tone (singing): I may be normal, but I’m no average girl / There’s no one like me in this Pokémon world
So choose me baby! Come on, give me a whirl / I’ll be... Your... Heart! Your soul! Your diamond and pearl!
(She flicks the fake tail toward Lucky in a flirtatious manner)
Two-Tone: They say an Eevee is a Trainer’s best friend
A ball of versatile fluff
You can make me fit your favorite trend
Be it fire, ice, or... …other stuff...
Lucky: I like where this is headed.
Director: I don't. CUT!

Parody of "The Eevee Song": www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW50icr0KNA /

[Belchic]

It’s Ucky, Roy, a Pig and Spit.

[RaceFanX]

It'll take note but did you find it funny?

[Belchic]

Yeah, even though I’ve never heard the song before.

[Lucky]

Episode: Christmas Cruella.
Scene: Cruella speaks to the ghosts of Horace and Jasper.

*Cruella sees Horace and Jasper coming into her bedroom.*

Jasper: *Whispers.* Hey Cruella.
Horace: *Also Whispers.* Psst, Hey Cruella, you awake?
Jasper: *Whispers.* Hey Cruella. *Turns on the lights to Cruella's Bedroom.*
Horace: HEY CRUELLA, YOU AWAKE?!
Cruella: I am now, what do you imbeciles want?
Jasper: Is it time to open our Presents yet?
Cruella: You two lame brains, woke me up at 1:30 just to ask me that?! NO, Now go back to bed. *Tries to turn over.*
Horace: *Looks at Jasper.* It technically is Christmas Morning now, you know?
Jasper: Horace does have a point, ma'am, any time after midnight is technically Christmas Morning, you know.
Cruella: Go... To BED!
Jasper: *Turns off Cruella's light, disappointed.* Alright, alright...
Horace: *Also Disappointed.* Pleasant Dreams, Cruella. *Horace and Jasper leave Cruella's bedroom.* It is Christmas Morning.
Jasper: *Shuts the door.* I know that and you know that.

Director: CUT! THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!

[Two-Tone]

XD

That was a good one

[Lucky]

Yep, that it was. XD

[Two-Tone]

“Four Stories Up”

Lucky: Hey. Let’s see if Thunderbolt is back on.

*He turns on the TV to reveal this:*



Cadpig: Hey it's the Yule log!

Lucky: At least it's better than the Cruellathon.

Director: cut! cut!

[Lucky]

That's true. XD

Watching the Yule Log is better than watching the Cruellathon. XD

[Lucky]

Even though I don't consider this funny, the next one will, but when I was listening to the ending song to Kingdom Hearts, we had Donald sing the song, even though it was a fan that did his voice, and it got me to thinking, what if Greg Cipes were to sing the song as well? Then it hit me that since I chose Greg Cipes as Blake's voice actor, and since Greg is a Musician, why not do this.

Episode: Shake, Rattle and Woof.
Scene: The pups sing.

Cruella: And now Ucky, Roy, a Pig and Spit.

*Instead of Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot, we have Blake with a Pup sized Guitar.*

Blake: *Even though the people can only hear barks instead of English.* I want to thank everyone of you for coming out tonight, I for one am happy to be here.

Cruella: What does that pup think he's doing?

Blake: I would like to dedicate this song to the fans of a certain series, even though we only appear in one of it's games.

Cruella: I'm going to put a stop to this. *Storms toward Blake only for a Trap door to open and she falls in.*

Blake: *Starts playing his guitar as he sings into the mic.*
When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

*Pauses, then continues as he continues to strum his guitar.*

You're giving me too many things lately
You're all I need, you smiled at me and said
"Don't get me wrong, I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?"
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No"
I don't think life is quite that simple

When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things (like this and that and what is what?)
That keep us all busy are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said
"Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?"
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Donna tokidatte
Tada hitoride
Unmei wasurete
Ikitekitanoni
Totsuzen no hikari no naka megasameru
Mayonakani

Motto hanasouyo
Mokuzen no ash*ta no koto mo
Terebi kesh*te watashi no koto dake wo
Miteiteyo

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Director: Cut! Even though this truly beautiful, I can't use this.