Bloopers

[Belchic]

Two-Tone: I was referencing the finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[Two-Tone]

oh! I should have remembered that!

[Lucky]

Belchic Ah, I didn't get the reference till now.

Two-Tone That's a good one, TT. XD

Episode: Shake, Rattle and Woof
Scene: Cruella introduces Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly and Spot.

Cruella: *Spotlights shine on the curtains, as they open to reveal Cruella in Director Clothes.* Ladies and Gentlemen, the Director and Producer of our show, me Cruella De Vil. *Takes a couple steps forward, then hears coughing.* Oh, you're too kind, the taking of photographs and throwing rotten vegetables are strictly required. Now Cruella De Vil will proudly present Ucky, olly, a Pig and Spit.

*Instead of Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot dancing on stage, we cut to the backstage where Blake, Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig are.*

Blake: Come on, guys, it's Halloween, this would be a really good song, that would put Cruella in her place. Just follow along with our sensei, please.

Lucky: *Thinks.* Well, if it will take care of that contract, we may have a chance.

Cadpig: Yeah, but why am I in a witch get up?

Lucky: And I'm in a devil get up?

Rolly: And I'm in a skeleton costume?

Blake: No time to explain, you three did take the Human Tongue potion, right?

Lucky: *Rise's an eye ridge.* Uh... Yeah, but I don't get...

*Blake pushes the three onto the stage.*

Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly: HEY!!!

*On the stage, TJ was waiting as he has also taken some of the human tongue.*

Lucky, Cadpig, and Rolly: la, la... la la la la... la la la... la, la la, la ... La, la, la, la... la, la. Hail to Cruella! TJ will never win. When you find our booby traps, they will do you in!

Cadpig: First we brought the master back, to take this town away from TJ. We knew he'd fight to set things right, so we got bad guys who attack!

TJ: Stop! I've had enough of you. Your punishment is overdue. You've instigated chaos here and turned our town onto its ear.

Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly: Hail to Cruella! Put TJ to the test. Keep him guessing all the time. Never let him rest.

Rolly: Then Ms. Cruella De Vil

Cruella: *What are those Dalmatians blathering about and how are they talking?*

Cadpig: can take the whole town over then.

Cruella: WHAT?!

Lucky: She'll be so pleased I do declare.

Cruella: Got to ruin the stage show, before, this can do more harm than it already is.

Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig: The whole world should beware! Weeeee!

*Cruella tries to get onstage, to stop the pups, but falls through a trap door that has opened up beneath her.*

Lock: Now that Cruella is the Manager, she'll get away with everything. You cannot scold her for our pranks. The New Queen Cruella, let's give thanks! *Starts to feel sick to his stomach when he says this.*

TJ: Don't be foolish. Think now-- All this danger isn't fun and games. When this town is back to normal, do you really want the blame?

Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly: Hail to Ms. Cruella! This is so much fun. We can make mischief day and night. Our work is never done.

TJ: If I've told you once, I've told you twice to straighten out your act. You'll never get away with this. And that, you brats, is fact.

I have enough of this disgrace. So take me to Cruella's Mansion, where my friends is locked in a cage. Or you will face my rage!

Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly: Weeeeee!!!!

La la la la...... la la la la..... la la la la..... la la la la.... la, la. Hail to Ms. De Vil! TJ will never win. When you find our booby trap, they will do you in!

Cadpig: First we brought the master back to take this town away from TJ. We knew he'd fought to set things right, so we got bad guys who attack!

Lucky: Ghost and skeletons galore, brainwashed fighters wanting more, they're rising up from every tomb, to torment TJ and seal his doom

Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly: Hail to Ms. De Vil, put TJ to the test, keep him guessing all the time. Never let him rest.

Rolly: Then the Cruella Devil Woman.

Cadpig: can take the whole town over then

Lucky: She'll be so pleased I do declare

Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: The whole world should beware

Lucky: With Ms. De Vil as our queen, she'll get away with everything! no more scolding for our pranks, the new queen Cruella, let's give thanks! *Feels like he's going to get sick to his stomach.*

Rolly: A trick a day, or why stop there? She'll do whatever, she won't care, and everyone will come to know that she run the show. Hey, life's unfair!

Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig: Hail to Ms. De Vil this is much fun. She makes mischief day and night. Her work is never done.

Cadpig: *Does a nightmare fuel face like we see in Dog Food Day Afternoon.* Because Ms. Cruella De Vil is the evilist woman around.

Lucky: If I were on her list, I'd get out of town!

Rolly: She'll be so pleased by our success

Cadpig: that she'll reward us too I bet.

Cruella: *Hearing everything from underneath the stage.* Oh, I'll reward you mongrels alright!

Lucky: I wonder what it is going to be...

All: We cannot wait to see! Weeeee!

La, la, la, la... la la la la... la la la la... la, la la, la ... La, la, la, la... la, la. Hail to Ms. Cruella, TJ will never win. When you find our booby traps, they will do you in.

Cadpig: First we brought the master back, to take this town away from TJ. We knew he'd fight to set things right, so we got bad guys who attack!

TJ: Stop I've had enough of you! your punishment is overdue. You've instigated chaos here and turned our town onto its ear.

All: Hail to Ms. Cruella. Put TJ to the test. Keep him guessing all the time. Never let him rest.

Rolly: Then Ms. Cruella De Vil Woman.

Cadpig: Can take the whole town over then.

Lucky: She'll be pleased I do declare.

All: The whole world should beware!!! Wheee!!!

Lucky: With Ms. De Vil as our queen, she'll get away with everything! no more scolding for our pranks, the new queen Cruella, let's give thanks! *Feels like he's going to get sick to his stomach.*

TJ: Don't be foolish. Think now-- All this danger isn't fun and games. When this town is back to normal, do you really want the blame?

Lucky, Rolly and Cadpig: Hail to Ms. Cruella! This is so much fun. she makes mischief day and night. Her work is never done.

TJ: If I've told you once, I've told you twice to straighten out your act. You'll never get away with this. And that, you brats, is fact!
Trusting Cruella's a big mistake.
One that you don't want to make.
She might reward you, this is true, by making you into a fur coat!

All: Wheee!!!!

Lucky: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Director: CUT! Why do I have a feeling, this is Blake's doing?

Blake: You can't prove that.

Director: *Shows a script to Blake with a label on it.* Blake's Script, Property of Blake, Do not touch except for Blake.

Blake: Oh... That.

[Two-Tone]

XD nice parody

[Lucky]

Indeed. XD

[Ace Jones]

Episode: Long Tongue Day.

Scene: King Swan vs Cousin Ace Part 1.

King Swan: What do you two think you're doing here in my pond?

Dylan: What does it look like we're doing?

Dolly: Yeah what you do think we're doing? This pond's open to everyone for after all it's a free country you know.

Dylan: That's right for after all it's a free country and this pond is open to everyone here in Camden Town as that also includes cousin Ace himself.

King Swan: I very well know this is a free country and all that, but who is this cousin Ace you both speak of?

Dylan: You see cousin Ace happens to be from dad's side of the family, as cousin Ace and his wealthy well known and respected family moved to Camden Town awhile back.

Dolly: And in case no one knew this he's not only wealthy, but also strong handsome attractive and a ladies dog as he happens to be a well known and respected sumo wrestling champion.

King Swan: Very well then therefore I demand that you bring forth your cousin at once for I want to see what he's made of.

Dylan: Alright you asked for it King Swan.

*In a sing song like voice* Dylan and Dolly: Oh Cousin Ace.

Meanwhile cousin Ace who happens to be a big fat anthropomorphic adult yet friendly athletic heroic golden furred dalmatian with bright blue eyes and a shiny pearly white smile as he's also handsome attractive and a ladies dog happened to be walking nearby as he noticed his cousins happened to be at the pond as they needed their cousin to come to the rescue.

Ace: It sounds like my cousins need me, as this looks like a job for Cousin Ace.

*Ace quickly puts on his Yin Yang colored Mawashi as he also quickly changes his hair style into the shape of a top knot as he puts on his sunglasses as he starts heading towards the pond, as the sound of giant heavy footsteps start filling the air as the sound of music fills the air as well.

*The Transformers Headmasters opening theme song starts playing*


King Swan: Is that the sound of giant footsteps filling the air, and where's that music coming from anyway?

Dylan: Thank goodness cousin Ace is here.

Dolly: Mmm Hmm after all nobody messes with or causes anyone any trouble on his watch.

*Everyone who ran away in terror earlier comes back over to the pond as they see Ace himself.*

Dawkins: I say is that one of our cousins?

Dante: I think it is.

Dee Dee: Who is he?

Dizzy: After all he's a pretty big relative of ours.

*Ace slightly pulls down his sunglasses as he looks at the lady dogs themselves as he flashes a pearly bright white smile at the lady dogs themselves as they swoon.*

Cousin Ace: Have no fear everyone cousin Ace is here, now what seems to be the problem here?

Dylan: There's this swan who says the pond belongs to him as we tried to tell him this pond's open to everyone in Camden Town.

Dolly: After all you're the only one who can help us after all you're far bigger and stronger than he is.

Cousin Ace: I see now then have no fear everyone for I'll take care of this swan myself as I'll take him on in a special match.

*The words to be continued appear on screen as King Swan and Cousin Ace stare each other down.*

Director: Cut that's a wrap for part 1 of this blooper.

[Ace Jones]

Episode: Long Tongue Day

Scene: King Swan vs Cousin Ace part 2.

*Cousin Ace looks at the camera and explains to the audience about what happened in part 1.*

Cousin Ace: Earlier on in part 1 my cousins Dylan and Dolly happened to be at the pond, as they had a run in with King Swan himself as he had not only been terrorizing my cousins but also the citizens of Camden Town as they knew there was only one hero that was big fat strong and brave enough to save the day in other words yours truly, and now it's time to continue our blooper reel as I'm about to face off against King Swan himself and make sure the pond's open to everyone after I win.

*A title card that reads King Swan vs Cousin Ace Part 2 appears on screen, as we then cut to a wrestling arena as Roxy Rottweiler is in the ring as she's ready to introduce King Swan and Cousin Ace*

Roxy Rottweiler: And now ladies and gentlemen it's time to introduce our fighters, first up as he's on his way to the ring here's his majesty himself England's own King Swan!

*The crowd boos King Swan as he angrily looks at the crowd and hisses at them as they stop booing him as he steps into the ring while his entrance music is playing.*

And now ladies and gentlemen as he's on his way to the ring please welcome your hero and mine as he was originally from the U.S.A. but now resides in Camden Town Ace!

*As Ace makes his way over to the ring the crowd cheers for him as he proudly waves at the crowd and the lady dogs themselves who happen to be sitting in a special front row cheering section as Ace enters the ring itself as Geoffrey the referee for this match happens to be standing in the middle of the ring as Roxy steps on out of the ring itself.*

*The camera then cuts to a shot of the match's commentators themselves who happen to be seated at their commentators table as Dylan Diesel Hansel and Fergus begin commentating.*

Dylan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to tonight's match up as Cousin Ace himself will square off against King Swan himself, now then who do you think will win?

Diesel: I'd say our cousin's going to win for after all he's as big and strong as King Swan is and sure enough he'll beat King Swan.

Hansel: It'll go either way but Ace'll definitely win for after all he's got the moves and the talent to beat his opponent.

Fergus: Well I'd say Ace'll win as he's no pushover of course.

Dylan: And now it's time for the match to begin ladies and gentlemen.

*The camera cuts to Geoffrey the ref as he has both Cousin Ace and King Swan take their positions in the ring as the two stare each other down for a few seconds as Geoffrey tells the timekeeper to ring the bell.*

*The bell rings as the match gets underway as Ace and King Swan grapple each other as Ace picks up his opponent with ease as Ace unleashes a piledriver on his opponent.*

Dylan: Ooh that's gotta hurt as Ace piledrives his opponent with authority.

Diesel: I'll say as I could feel the impact itself and my word was it devastating.

Hansel: Yeah it's a good thing we have a Richter Scale nearby for after all his move registered a 9.5 on the scale itself.

Fergus: After all things'll be shaking rattling and rolling tonight!

Ace: Now while my opponent's still down it's time to unleash my finishing move before it's too late.

*Ace then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle as his opponent gets up as he realizes he's about to be finished off.

Ace: Bombs away!

*Ace then jumps off of the top turnbuckle as he takes down King Swan with a big splash as Ace pins his opponent as Geoffrey the crowd and the commentators all start counting to 3.

Geoffrey and everyone: 1 2 3.

*Geoffrey then raises Ace's arm as Roxy announces the winner of the match.*

Roxy: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner by pinfall Ace!

*The crowd goes wild as Ace proudly steps on out of the ring and walks on out of the arena as we then cut to a shot of a beautiful starry moonlit night as Ace walks back to his house.*

Director: Cut that's a wrap people and forgive me if I'm getting choked up for after all one wonders if Ace'll be back?

Ace: After all I'll be back of course.

*The camera then cuts to Ace who looks at the camera.*

Ace: After all folks I am a recurring character of course.

[Belchic]

“Poison Ivy”

Anita: Please don’t take the puppies! We’ll move if we have to!

*Cruella drives in.*

Cruella: Losing the puppies? How terrible of you darlings! Is there anything I can do? Write your congressman? Start a petition? By the farm from you?

Roger: Will you buzz off if I offered you some Panda Cheese?

Cruella: No, thanks. I just want the farm.

*A black furry paw taps Cruella on the shoulder. She turns around and sees a panda staring at her.*

Unseen Crooner: *singing* Just you know why...why you and I...

*The panda holds up a jar of fire ants and pours them down Cruella’s pants. Then, he punches her in the face.*

Roger: Ha! I knew that’d teach her!

Director: Cut! WTF was that?

Inspiration:

youtu.be/XYz3sl0LEA4

[Two-Tone]

XD

and the Nostalgia critic reacted to those ads too in his latest commercials video.

[Lucky]

“Virtual Lucky”

Lucky: I’ve been through this place so many times, I know it like the back of my paw!

*Lucky goes inside and instead of the mansion, he's in the restaurant.*

Director: Okay, this is new.

*Lucky is seen climbing the Soda Staircase, but falls off.*

Director: Come on, Lucky, get to the flying Soda bottle.

*Lucky tries again, but falls to the left.*

Director: I'm about to lose... My MIND!!! DID I WANT YOU TO GO THERE?!! DID I WANT YOU TO GO THERE?!! HOW ABOUT NO!!!

*Lucky tries again, gets to the top.*

Director: Raise paw, Raise Paw. *See's that Lucky has fallen off again, as the Director starts Raging.* Wait, why am I raging? this isn't Octodad, CUT!!

[Two-Tone]

XD gotta love Octodad references

[Lucky]

Yep. XD

[Belchic]

“Poison Ivy”

Anita: Please don’t take the puppies! We’ll move if we have to!

*Cruella drives in.*

Cruella: Losing the puppies? How terrible of you darlings! Is there anything I can do? Write your congressman? Start a petition? Buy the farm from you?

*A sheep bleating is heard off-camera. Cruella turns around and sees Ruth from “The Star”.*

Ruth: FOR THE FLOCK!!!!!

*She and a whole flock of sheep trample over Cruella.*

Dave: *swoops in* AYIYIYIYIYIYI! *kicks Cruella in the face with his claw*

*A camel moo is heard. Felix, Cyrus and Deborah come charging in and attack Cruella.*

Felix: COMING AT YA, BRO!

Director: CUT! I just know this is going to cause a lot of backlash!

Belchic: I don’t know. I thought it was pretty awesome.

[Belchic]

“Four Stories Up”

Lucky: Hey, let’s see if Thunderbolt’s back on.

*He turns on the TV, and they see this...*



*The pups seem relaxed at first, but when the car flies in crashing in on the children they all start screaming in horror and running amok.*

Director: CUT!!!!! Guess that’s the last time we rehearse this late at night!

[Two-Tone]

XD

as the Nostalgia Critic would say "Ireland is the new England! and England is the new Canada!"