Bloopers

[Lucky]

Episode: Leisure Lawsuit
Scene: Cruella on the Couch.

Cruella: *Takes her cigerrette box from the coffee table.* Anita, remember ny sandwich must be cut diagonally, NO CRUSTS! And... *As Cruella tells Anita how to make the sandwich, we see Anita and Roger in the kitchen unamused as we hear Anita sigh.*

*Instead of focusing on the vent where Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot comes out at, we see Anita bringing Cruella her sandwich.*

Anita: Here you go, Cruella.

Cruella: It's about time! *Takes the sandwich and bites into it, she starts feeling a fiery sensation in her stomach as she starts getting up and runs toward the outside.* My racha food is very good
But the Indian cook misunderstood

It burns, burns, burns

Cadpig: Indian curry is so hot

Cruella: It burns, burns, burns

Rolly: Burns like fire, oh my god!

Cruella: It burns, burns, burns

Lucky: I drink and drink but it won't stop

Cruella: It burns, burns, burns
In my mouth and tomorrow in my butt
*Jumps into water trough.*

Director: CUT! That isn't suppose to happen.

[Two-Tone]

XD

that was good

[Belchic]

“Four Stories Up”

Lucky: Hey, let’s see if Thunderbolt’s back on.

*He turns on the TV, but it plays an 80’s toy robot commercial.*

Robot Voice: *singing* Switch on Chargertron.
Robots like you’ve never seen!
Switch on Chargertron.
Super sonic machines!

*The pups start getting into the groove of the song.*

Director: Cut, cut, cut!

-

“Dog Food Day Afternoon”

Cruella: And now, I present to you the new Cruella Crunchies jingle!

*Horace puts on the tape. Cruella is expecting it to be the jingle, the pups are expecting it to be Cruella’s memo, but it actually turns out to be...*

Robot Voice: *singing* Switch on Chargertron.
Robots like you’ve never seen!
Switch on Chargertron.
Super sonic machines!

Cruella: Uhh...catchy jingle, isn’t it?

Director: Cut!

-

“Smoke Detectors”

Rolly: Is she sleeping?

Lucky: I think so. Turn on the tape.

*Cadpig presses Play, and the jukebox plays...*

Robot Voice: *singing* Switch on Chargertron.
Robots like you’ve never seen!
Switch on Chargertron.
Super sonic machines!

Director: Oy vey! Cut!

[Belchic]

From “Fountain of Youth”

Scene: Horace and Jasper first arrive at the farm to try to take the water.

Take 1

Horace: Uh-oh, Jasper. We got company. Look.

*Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly are shown doing a totem pole trench.*

Lucky: *deep voice* You two are under arrest for invading private property!

Director: Cut! That’s not in the script!

Cadpig: Aww! But we were having so much fun!

Take 2

Horace: Uh-oh, Jasper. We got company. Look.

*Instead of the pups behind them, it’s...*

Unseen Chorus: *singing* CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!

Christopher Walken: I gotta have more cowbell.

Director: Cut!

Take 3

Horace: Uh-oh, Jasper. We got company. Look.

*Instead of the pups behind them, it’s Pepsi Man. He changes their truck into a Pepsi truck.*

Jasper: Oh, God. Really?

Unseen Rocker: *singing* PEPSI MAN!!

*Pepsi Man nods and points.*

Director: Oy vey! Cut!

Take 4

Horace: Uh-oh, Jasper. We got company. Look.

*Instead of the pups behind them, it’s Freddy Fazzbear. He screams and ambushes Horace and Jasper.*

Two-Tone: Hehe. Now that’s my kind of ending!

Director: CUT! Why me? WHY ME???

[Two-Tone]

since it's Christmas and all

"A Christmas Cruella"

*As Cruella tries to sleep, she's suddenly awaken as she sees a spirit enter her bedroom through the window as she screams. The spirit materializes to reveal instead of Cadpig as the ghost of christmas past, it's instead Dorothy whom giggles*

Director: cut! cut! how did she get in here? and she's too young to play the ghost of christmas past!

----

Cruella: *after she wakes up from seeing the ghost of Christmas present* huh? *she sees the ghost of Christmas future and screams*

*camera pans over revealing the ghost isn't Spot*

Sephiroth: I have waited for this moment. Now to show the Disneyverse despair!

Cruella: *screams*

Director: holy! cut! cut! somebody get Cloud and Sora ASAP!!

[Lucky]

Dec 25, 2020 6:45:58 GMT -5 Two-Tone said:

since it's Christmas and all

"A Christmas Cruella"

*As Cruella tries to sleep, she's suddenly awaken as she sees a spirit enter her bedroom through the window as she screams. The spirit materializes to reveal instead of Cadpig as the ghost of christmas past, it's instead Dorothy whom giggles*

Director: cut! cut! how did she get in here? and she's too young to play the ghost of christmas past!

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Cruella: *after she wakes up from seeing the ghost of Christmas present* huh? *she sees the ghost of Christmas future and screams*

*camera pans over revealing the ghost isn't Spot*

Sephiroth: I have waited for this moment. Now to show the Disneyverse despair!

Cruella: *screams*

Director: holy! cut! cut! somebody get Cloud and Sora ASAP!!

Sephiroth: *To Cruella.* On your knees... I want you to beg for forgiveness.

[Belchic]

I’m surprised Two-Tone hasn’t added on to this one yet.

“Fountain of Youth”

Horace: Uh-oh, Jasper. We’ve got company. Look.

*Instead of the pups behind them, it’s...*

Doc Oc: DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS! BLAAAARRRRGGHHH! *fires a lazer*

Director: CUT!!! *slams his clipboard on his forehead*

[Belchic]

Inspiration: youtu.be/vGyt6oBIrRA

From the original 1961 movie:

Pongo: Perdita, darling? Are you alright?

Perdita: Oh, of course, dear. After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time.

*Just as Perdita is about to lean in to kiss Pongo, suddenly, out of nowhere, her head explodes!*

Pongo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHH, AHH, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *faints*

Director: Cut! What the hell happened here? Guess we need to recast Perdita!

[Two-Tone]

From “Fountain of Youth”

Scene: Horace and Jasper first arrive at the farm to try to take the water.

Horace: Uh-oh, Jasper. We got company. Look.

*Instead of it being Lucky, Rolly, and Cadpig..*

Dolly: *jumps in on her skateboard* BOW WHACKA WOW!! *she lands on the badduns knocking them over*

Director: cut! cut! Dolly your not even born yet!

[Belchic]

Nice! About time somebody added on to that one.

[Belchic]

Lucky and Two-Tone are going to love these!

From the 1961 movie:

Scene: Jasper throws Lucky away from the TV.

*Tibs grabs Lucky after he is thrown but drops him. Lucky flies towards the hole in the wall, but all of a sudden, a piranha plant lunges out of the whole and bites him. The SMB death music is heard.*

DIrector: Cut! That’s not in the script!

Konami: This is actually a cross promotion for the special edition being reissued in 1985. Promoting Super Mario Bros. for the holiday season that year.

-

Scene: Pongo and Perdita are reunited with their puppies.

Pongo: Oh, Lucky! Patch! Pepper! Freckles! And Rolly, you little rascal!

Rolly: Did you bring me anything to eat?

Perdita: As a matter of fact, we did!

*Perdita gives Rolly a Happy Meal.*

Rolly: Oh, papa!

Lucky: Hey, what about the rest of us?

Director: Cut! That’s not in the script

-

Scene: The milk scene.

Perdita: Now, don’t crowd. You’ll have to take turns.

*Rolly tries to get an udder.*

Perdita: Rolly, wait your turn, dear.

*Duchess sits down on top of Rolly.*

Duchess: That’ll teach you some patience, you little bugger!

Director: CUT! I know this is a comedy, but it’s not that kind of comedy!

[Two-Tone]

Alive and Chicken

*the ground shakes waking up Lucky, Rolly, and Cadpig*

Rolly: did you feel that??

*the nearby water bowl ripples as the ground shakes again*

*the bushes seem to be moving but instead of a fat Spot appearing...*

Mooch: *appears macro sized holding Two-Tone in his paw King Kong style*

Director: cut! cut! we aren't doing a parody of King Kong!!

[Cadpig]

From "Full Metal Pallet" Lt. Pug can't stop laughing in these outtakes. Him and the pups have so much fun in this episode.

Take 1

Lt. Pug: What's your name Soldier!?

Cadpig: Cadpig, Sir!

Lt.Pug Hit the deck, Pig Dog, and give me 37!

Cadpig: You know sir, the use of pejorative labels only gives you the illusion of power.

Lt. Pug bursts out laughing. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry she looked funny at me."

Cadpig looked all dazed and awkwardly weirded out by Pugs laughter.

Pug: But please just let me have another take.

Take 2

Cadpig: You know sir, the use of pejorative labels only gives you the illusion of power. *makes face again*

Lt. Pug cracks up again.

Cadpig chuckles along but a little annoyed by his response. "Oh my god do I seriously look that funny?"

Lt. Pug: I'm sohorry. I'm sorry you made me laugh.

Cadpig: You must be on happy pills today Pug.

Cadpig says while Pug says, "But please I'll do it right this time. Just once more."

Take 3

Cadpig: You know sir, the use of pejorative labels only gives you the illusion of pohohower. *starts laughing before Pug and them do*

Pug them cracks up and falls off the tree deck. Lucky, Rolly, and Spot start bursting out with laughter too along with Cadpig. "OMG you guys. I started laughing before you guys!"

Director: Ok lets cut!



Take 1

Lt. Pug: Is this the Bark Brigade or is this the (does awkward belly dance while saying) Bwack Bwack Bwack Bwaaaaaaaaaack Brigade.

They all start snickering.

Spot giggles at Pugs weird dance. "Ummmmm, If your g-g-g-g" *snickers really hard* Going Uh, that uh, root, I'd say both." Then they all start cracking up

Lucky: Pug where'd you learn that dance *mimicks Pugs Dance*

Cadpig: Pugs in some sort of mood today!



Take 2

Lt. Pug: Is this the Bark Brigade or the Bwack Bwack Bwack Bwaaaaaaaaaaack Brigade. He says in a really funny tone putting his voice up so hilariously high.

Spot and Lucky can't help but to burst out with laughter. Neither can the rest

Rolly: OMG Pug, What the heck!

Spot: Why do you have to say it like that? You go 'Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack' *mimicking Pugs voice'

Pug: Hey I gotta give you some humor in the Brigade. LOLOLOLOL


Lt. Pug: LEFT FACE

Spot and the Pups face left.

Lt. Pug: FORWARD MARCH!

Spot and the Pups start marching.

Lt. Pug then climbs on Rollys head onward to Spots head.

Lt. Pug: You can take the chicken out of the P.U.

Pug then spits out cracking up followed by everyone else cracking up hard breaking the march.

They fall on the floor laughing at Pug's hilarious mistake

Cadpig laughingly says while running out of breath: You caaha--you ca- You can take the chicken out of the P.U." Spitting out the P in her giggling.

Spot is dying and can't breath "OMG". Lucky and Rolly are crying out with laughter.


Lt. Pug says to Persian Pete in the beginning of the episode, "Are you out of your d**n mind!"

They both start laughing.

Pug: That was just completely out of nowhere I'm sorry! *laughing*

Take 1

Lt. Pug: Take a bath feather girl.

Cadpig: Really sir. Must you resort to cheap personal hygiene jokes simply to assert your authority.

Lt. Pug looks close faced at Cadpig saying in a very funny angry way.

"Iwastalkingtothatchick-" Then laughter starts within all of them.

Cadpig: Pug your going to make me pee. *XDXDXDXDXDXD*

Rolly: I will never forget this episode.


Take 2

Cadpig: Really sir. Must you resort to cheap personal hygiene jokes simply to assert your authority.

Lt. Pug: Cadpig, Iwastalkingtothatchickenfriendo-" There goes the cracking up again.

Lucky: What the heck Lieutenant!? Why the funny imagery in yourself!?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spot: I'm never going back to sleep again

[Cadpig]

From "Chow About That?"

Lucky: Places everyone.

Rolly is in the bucket on the teeter trotter in place while Spot witnesses.

Lucky: On 3, 1! 2! 3! Cadpig: TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!! swaying two of her right front and back legs in a funny way. Then everyone starts laughing hysterically. Spot starts snickering hard. Rolly just chuckles while taking hat off and sunglassed :smile: Lucky wheezes while falling on the floor. Then Cadpig cracks up. Cadpig: Sorry I just had to do it! XD

Lucky: Mayde we should just go with it. Spot: Yeah I agree its a good take Right? :grinning:

[Belchic]

Nice to see someone doing bloopers that are real bloopers for once rather than random crossovers with other pop culture references. You have a great sense of humor, Cadpig.