I just came up with a new one!
Two-Tone is going to love these, and she’ll likely add on to them too:
From “Beauty Pageant Pandemonium”
Scene: The pups are seeing the judges.
Take 1
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s Dr. Rabbit.*
Dr. Rabbit: Hello, there! I am Dr. Rabbit!
Director: Cut! Where’s Cruella?
Take 2
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s Izzy Moonbow.*
Izzy: Ta-daaaa! Hi, new friends! I’m Izzy!
Director: Cut!
Cadpig: I kinda liked that.
Take 3
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s Sisu.*
Sisu: Oh, we’re doing a votey thing? I love votey things! Really. Sorta.
Director: CUT!
Take 4
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s Weegee.*
Rolly: What the…?
Lucky: It’s Weegee.
*Weegee steals Horace and Jasper’s souls.*
Director: CUT! This isn’t a YouTube Poop!
Take 5
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s…*
Unseen Chorus: *singing* CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!
Christopher Walken: They better give me more cowbell!
Director: CUT!!!
Take 6
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s Pongo and Perdita in a trench coat, fedora and Groucho glasses.*
Pongo: Hello. I am Amber’s father.
Director: Cut! What the hell is this?
Pongo: We’re just trying to be fair.
Director: Get out.
Perdita: At least we tried.
Take 7
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s Freddy Fazzbear.*
Freddy: *jump-scares everyone with a blood-curdling scream*
Director: CUT! Not this again!
Take 8
Spot: It’s Horace and Jasper!
Rolly: They’ll praise Ivy for sure!
Lucky: Well, maybe the third judge will be more fair.
*Instead of Cruella coming out from behind the curtain, it’s PeeWee Herman.*
PeeWee: Aaaaahhhh! *does a wacky dance* Let’s have fun!
Director: Cut! Why me?
(In case you’re wondering, yes, that last one was a tribute to Paul Rubens.)