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Post by Paws on Mar 23, 2015 14:57:56 GMT -5
Bobby: "Dear Fat-head, stop." Yep. It's Mom. "Stop this nonsense. Stop. This is your final notice. Stop." Sounds like an electric bill. "Get back here on next train. Stop. Don't stop. Stop. Will stop allowance if you stop. Stop. Your loving mother. Stop.
P.S. Your uncle stopped by."
--Starting to question if "stop" is a real word, Crazy For You
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 25, 2015 16:09:00 GMT -5
"Now, for Economics 101. In order for any economy in the world to continue flourishing, money needs to fluctuate in a constant healthy pattern. With prices constantly going up, companies going bankrupt, subprime mortgaging, monopolies becoming more abundant, and so on, the US economy, along with most other economies in the world, are in a mediocre state. The fact that you oppose a Rite Aid pharmacy existing clearly showed that the one major factor in an economy you completely failed to understand is CAPITALISM, which requires competition between companies in a certain part of the industry, like Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo competing in the video game industry, Burger King, McDonald's, and Wendy's competing in the fast food industry, and in this case, Rite Aid and CVS Pharmacy competing in the pharmaceutical industry! Competitions like these help prevent monopolies, for there, result in a potential standstill of people spending money, since they only have one choice to spend their money at. Why do you think people get on the case of Wal-Mart, McDonald's to a certain extent, Steam, GameStop, and Best Buy? With competition, people have more choices to spend their money at other establishments that might offer better sevice or lower prices than their competitors. Now, do you see just how godd*mn complex the economy can function? And I think I just scratched the surface. But you know what? At least I, along with several others, see the economy from multiple angles and in several forms of colors, unlike you, WHO ONLY SEE THE ECONOMY PAINTED IN BLACK AND WHITE LIKE A GODFORSAKEN, MOTHERF*CKING DOG!" --Akuago220, in response to Guptill89's argument to youngbloodfantasy91 about the economy.
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Post by Belchic on Mar 29, 2015 0:52:44 GMT -5
From Super Funny Trailers' Park of Forgotten Disney episode: America Sings:
"The host of the show was Sam the Eagle."
*shows the Muppet, Sam the Eagle*
"No, not that one."
*shows Sam the Olympic Eagle*
"Not that one either."
*shows the eagle from Rescuers Down Under*
"Okay, that one is not even named Sam!"
*shows Sam from America Sings*
"There he is. Thank you, video editor......I'm the video editor."
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Post by Belchic on May 28, 2015 10:39:24 GMT -5
"Here I am, you lucky people! Donald Duck in person! Star of stage, theatre, radio...and now, television!" - And pretty soon...the Internet; Donald Duck from the beginning of "Down and Out with Donald Duck" (1987)
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 29, 2015 5:32:05 GMT -5
( After Anais has stopped the mailman from spoiling the movie) Gumball: Thank you. Anais: Don't mention it. So, I was just in the kitchen when I slipped and I kinda accidently baked this cake with chocolate writing on it which says "Gumball is Awesome". Do you want a slice? Gumball: Hmm... this is highly suspicious. On the other hand... CAAAAAAAAAAKE! --Come to the Dark Side, we have cake, "The Spoiler", The Amazing World of Gumball
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Post by Belchic on Jun 10, 2015 16:18:31 GMT -5
"You have betrayed me, Proto Man. I'm gonna break you, Mega Man!" - Sounds so ludicrous even when it's in context!, Dr. Wily, Mega Man 4.
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Post by Belchic on Jun 28, 2015 20:07:10 GMT -5
Quotes from "The 7D":
From the episode, "Buckets": Grumpy: Ah, great. The power is out! Doc: Which is odd because electricity hasn't been discovered yet.
From the episode, "Knick Knack Paddywhack": Doc: I admit my plans do have some flaws in them. Grumpy: Like putting the only one of us who doesn't talk on top?
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Post by Paws on Jun 28, 2015 20:25:42 GMT -5
A favorite of mine, from The Drowsy Chaperone:
Gangster 2: To summarize, Gangster 1: We hope we have made ourselves perfectly éclair. Gangster 2: One cannoli hope. Gangster 1: You biscotti be kidding me! Gangster 2: A trifle much? Gangster 1: Don't tart with me. Feldzig: Alright. You can drop the pastry chef routine. Gangster 1: Alas, we ganache. Gangster 2: We're on the lamb. Gangster 1: (Slapping Gangster 2) Lamb's an entree, you macaroon!
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Post by Trey_Vore on Aug 17, 2015 2:18:27 GMT -5
"One thing I like about the plot is they try to incorporate some of Sonic's other friends. While there is a group of Sonic fans although I question wheter they're fans at all, but tend to complain about Sonic's friends and only want to see Sonic because he's the only one that matters, I LIKE a lot of the other characters, in fact the only thing I really complain about in terms of the plot, is I would really liked to have seen classic Knuckles that would have been pretty badass, you know just maybe as a side character, maybe thrown in there somewhere, I don't know I thought that would have been cool." --They add to the heart, Darkness the Curse's review of Sonic Generations
"The thing people need to understand about Sonic, and honestly if you don't understand this you're probably not that big of a fan, is that Sonic at his best has always been a nice balance between his platforming segments and his hardcore speed segments. It's always been a blend and both need to be there to make for a competent Sonic experience if you just have the platforming, you're not playing a Sonic game, you're playing a Mario game. If you have just the speed... you don't really have much of a game at all. Ya need both, Generations has both!" --Somebody gets it!, Darkness the Curse's review of Sonic Generations
"In addition, the complaint that the whole game is too easy. Again, you're f**king wrong. The game's difficulty is a nice leisure ramp. There's nothing too hard about it, but nothing too easy about it either. It provides a decent challenge, but doesn't kick your ass. And honestly? Guys? Seriously? Sonic games... children's franchise. 'K I don't care what anyone tells you, I don't care that I'm 22 years old I still like it. Even I can admit Sonic is a children's franchise and you need to f**king realize that. The games aren't going to be brutally difficult if you want that, go play Dark Souls okay? And have fun. You know off you go with your super hardcore "oh I'm a gamer I need everything to be ridiculously difficult." --Why not ask Disney to make their cartoons violent and bloody too?, Darkness the Curse's review of Sonic Generations
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Post by Belchic on Aug 22, 2015 11:01:55 GMT -5
Niblet: You call yourselves Pound Puppies! You, Lucky, can smoosh my face to bone! Lucky: Actually, Niblet, I agree with you. Niblet: My face is unsmooshed! - From the Pound Puppies episode, "Zoltron"
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Post by Flowgli on Sept 3, 2015 21:40:02 GMT -5
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." --Principal/Judge of the academic decathlon, Billy Madison
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Post by Belchic on Sept 9, 2015 9:39:03 GMT -5
A quote said by Penn Jillette bringing up a volunteer on stage during "Fool Us":
"Now, be careful coming up here. We don't want you falling, because if you fall, it'll be on YouTube in an hour."
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Post by Belchic on Sept 23, 2015 23:27:15 GMT -5
One of my favorite quotes from the Nostalgia Critic's review of StarChaser:
Orin: Oh, guard? I've got something here for you! NC: *imitating the guard* Oh boy, oh boy. I hope it is candy. *Orin stabs the guard* NC: *imitatimg the guard* That is not candy.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Oct 13, 2015 6:47:07 GMT -5
These are some good quotes from a game reviewed by the Wiiviewer:
"Personally I think Simpsons Hit and Run is the best game they've ever made. But most people point to The Simpsons Arcade Game as their favorite." --The Simpsons Road Rage was cool too, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
"This game wants to take the mantle from them by calling it "The Simpsons Game". There isn't any bullsh*t subtitles or focusing on one character like "Bart vs. the World". So when EA decided to call it "The Simpsons Game", you knew it was going to be the definitive game for them. And I have to admit, it takes balls to say this IS the Simpsons game, like all others before it were crap and this is the game you want to judge the series on." --Egotism much?, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
"The controls for this game were awkward since you can tell it was made for a PlayStation 2 and they somehow mapped it to the Wiimote. To punch and kick you use the B button and it gets really tiring hitting it over and over again. It's not natural, and it really sucks." --I still think that last part was funny, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
"All the characters have their own special powers: Homer can turn into a fat ball, Marge can control mobs of random people, Bart can float on his cape and use a grappling hook and Lisa can use her uh, Buddha power. ...is that really the best thing they can come up with for Lisa? I think I remember the TV series said Buddhists have the power to fly." --The "time-outs" to use her don't help, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
"There are enemies in the game, they range from easy, to very easy! This is mainly because your health bar will refill when not being attacked. And if one of your characters dies, you'll come back as long you don't die within a few seconds! It's not as simple as you might think to die in this game for good." --I could've swore I was cheating, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
"In every level there are hidden objects to find as well as video game clichés pointed out to you by Comic Book Guy. The strange part about this was it wasn't voiced; you have to read it, and it took all the humor out of it! Besides the joke was funnier the first time I saw it on Simpsons Hit and Run!" --Guys this isn't a SNES game!, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
"While the game can be fun in parts, is it worth buying? Well that's a hard question to answer. I could tell you I almost gave up on the game after the first few levels due to its poor controls and camera. But if you stick with it, you will find a genuinely funny game with some decent gameplay. Unless you're a hardcore Simpsons fan who owns every video game they make, the game is definitely worth a rent, but not a buy." --Not so definitive now, are ya?, the Wiiviewer's review of The Simpsons Game on Nintendo Wii
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Post by Belchic on Oct 17, 2015 21:56:45 GMT -5
Champ: Why couldn't you write a story about rainbows and unicorns? R.L. Stine: Because that won't sell 400,000,000 copies? - from the Goosebumps movie.
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