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Post by Trey_Vore on Nov 14, 2015 6:47:04 GMT -5
"Good news: you're nothing but a snack for me now! Bad news: I'm hungry enough to eat an entire planet! 'Cause I AM an entire planet!" --I think I understand Sakurai's grievances with..., Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
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Post by Trey_Vore on Dec 2, 2015 5:41:33 GMT -5
"If you croak so much as one syllable I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!! If you'd like to fax me press the star key." --Gives me an idea for my answering machine, Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Post by Trey_Vore on Dec 13, 2015 8:02:13 GMT -5
"I made toys for little boys and girls, I loved my work and they loved me! But it just got out of hand; the world's population kept growing and growing. Kids wanted more toys, fancier toys! We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls, you ever try to make an iPod? I've got orders for millions of 'em!" --To say nothing of a more advanced game console, Family Guy: Road to the North Pole
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Post by Belchic on Dec 23, 2015 10:44:59 GMT -5
From "Home Alone": Check-Out Woman: Are you here all alone? Kevin McCallister: I'm eight years old. Do you think I would be here if I was all alone? I don't think so. Check-Out Woman: Where's your mom? Kevin McCallister: In the car. Check-Out Woman: Where's your father? Kevin McCallister: He's at work. Check-Out Woman: What about your brothers and sisters? Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child. Check-Out Woman: Where do you live? Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that. Check-Out Woman: Why not? Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Jan 3, 2016 9:41:43 GMT -5
(while Brian and Stewie are taking Chris on a time travel history lesson) Stewie: Okay, time for some recent history. This is the 1990s. (They see a guy dancing next to a boombox to "The King of Wishful Thinking") Chris: This is the entire 1990s? Stewie: Yes. (They leave) --It was Bill Clinton's America, nothing happened, "Stewie, Chris and Brian's Excellent Adventure", Family Guy
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Post by Trey_Vore on Jan 26, 2016 19:31:22 GMT -5
"I've donated my kidneys at least three times. I have no idea what is keeping me alive." --Doctors have to be doing something shady, The Simpsons: Hit and Run
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Post by thunderbolt2013 on Mar 8, 2016 10:33:14 GMT -5
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!
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Post by Flowgli on Mar 17, 2016 14:10:41 GMT -5
"Once, man and those in the water were linked. They inspired us. They spoke of the future. Man listened, and it became real. But man does not listen very well. Man's need to own everything led him deeper into land. The magic world of the ones that live in the ocean and the world of man separated. Through the centuries, their world and all the inhabitants of it stopped trying. The world of man became more violent. War upon war played out, as there were no guidance to listen to. Now, those in the water are trying again, trying to reach us. A handful of their precious young ones have been sent into the world of man. They're brought in the dead of night to where man lives. They need only be glimpsed, and the awakening of man will happen. But their enemies roam the land. There are laws that are meant to keep the young ones safe, but they are sent at great risk to their lives. Many do not return, yet still, they try, try to help man, but man may have forgotten how to listen." --Narrator in the beginning of Lady In The Water
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Post by Trey_Vore on Mar 21, 2016 14:39:25 GMT -5
"So Jane rejects John and goes to a job interview. Gotta love the elevator music. So now we get a choice: either she gets the job, she doesn't get the job, or the boss becomes a pervert." "Note: you must be 18 to look at this decision." "You gotta be 18? On the box it says 17! This was before the rating system but what kind of ****ed up rating is this? The box says 17, but for this one part, you gotta be 18!" --Continuity sucks!, the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO
"You know perhaps something can be worked out after all. ...Take your clothes off Jane." "Oh sh*t." "You know we get at least 200 qualified applicants for every position here. It's those people who do that little extra thing, they're the ones who get head, I mean get ahead..." "Oh what a bad joke. It doesn't have any relevance now, he just told her to take off her clothes, he might as well say straight out "Suck my cock"!" "TAKE YER d**n CLOTHES OFF!!" "What a pervert! And what's with all the filters?" --And it's not even noon, the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO
*BUZZ* "Now see how your sick curiosity got Jane into this mess?" "Time for another decision: either she refuses to take off her clothes or she accepts. Now wait a minute. The first decision says "Our heroine declines the disgusting proposal!" but in the image she seems to be taking off her clothes. While running away but still! It doesn't make any sense, did they swap the images by accident? So let's go with the more interesting choice..." --The game does chew you out for making good choices, the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO
(Jane starts...um... standing in a bra and panties with a whip and handcuffs, probably dancing if this thing moved) "d**n! She just happened to have a whip and handcuffs? "Wow! I had no idea she'd actually do it!"" (Jane is riding Thresher like a bull) "What kind of f*cked up game is this?!" --So Bad It's Horrible, and sells for over $200 on Amazon, the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Tiesfor the 3DO
*BUZZ* "What's with the crazy filters?" "Oh now you've done it! Really done it! How could you make Jane into such a perverted young thing? I've guided a lot of people through this story but I've never seen such a disgusting series of plot choices in my life!" "A f*cking chicken mask! An upside down f*cking chicken mask!" --The origin of cockblocking!, the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for the 3DO
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Post by Trey_Vore on Mar 22, 2016 14:23:11 GMT -5
"As many of you know the movie actually had a rather big budget that is estimated to about $45 million. That's about half the cost of your typical modern mainstream animated feature, but I think everyone can agree that it's still a lot of money to throw into a movie. Now, what that said, let me ask you, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A $45 MILLION MOVIE?! Holy crap! How could anyone look at this and think it is okay to release it as a finished product? Starting off with the designs, maybe they look decent on paper, but when put into computer, they look AWFUL! They all look so unnatural and distorted even as a cartoon with many features stretched and overly proportioned that end making them look either creepy or absolutely *SCREAMS!!!*" --Maximize volume here, AniMat's review of the animated disaster Foodfight!
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Post by Trey_Vore on Mar 24, 2016 6:31:07 GMT -5
"However, this movie in particular is set AFTER the first story, where Dorothy wakes up to find Kansas in ruins because of the tornado. Which brings up one of the biggest issues within the story: there's barely any continuity between this, and the first story. Technically yes, there are a few basic things it's aware of, like Dorothy killed the Wicked Witch of the West. But other than that, it tends to forget a lot of other important things. Take Kansas for example. The film is trying to tell us that it's supposed to be set during somewhere around our time, since we see a lot of trucks and cars being used. Well that's fine and all, but the first story is set during the early 1900s. See the problem here?" --I know the story is timeless, but this is ridiculous, AniMat's review of Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
"But it's not just that--but there's also the factor of missing key characters and elements that this movie suddenly forgot that makes it feel much less of a Wizard of Oz sequel. It's pretty amazing that this movie not even ONCE mentioned the iconic ruby slippers!" --I refuse to suspend disbelief for that one, AniMat's review of Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
"But that's not even the worst part--the worst is that there's not even continuity within its own story! There are moments when the movie would use a small joke only to bring it back as a serious situation! Like, it didn't seem THAT BAD at first!" --Oh, you were serious?, AniMat's review of Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
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Post by Belchic on Apr 19, 2016 9:40:52 GMT -5
T.D.: They haven't heard anything about Granny Flo's super secret product. Truman: I guess Helen's rumor really was a rumor. Martha: What's a rumor? Is it a new kind of free food? Truman: A rumor is a story or information that may not be true, like that there aren't any free samples. Martha: You mean there aren't any? Truman: Uh-uh. *Martha's stomach growls.* Martha: Too bad. I'm hungry. And that's no rumor. It's the truth. I've got the growling stomach to prove it. ---from the Martha Speaks episode, "Martha's Pickle"
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Post by Two-Tone on Apr 20, 2016 16:05:35 GMT -5
Deadpool: *emerging from a wrecked car* WAIT!!! You're probably wondering why I wear this red costume, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. See that guy with the brown pants? *camera pans to the guy in question* He's got the right idea.
- from Deadpool the movie
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Post by Trey_Vore on Apr 22, 2016 12:09:06 GMT -5
"This is one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life. On the box it says "Plays like a game but feels like a MOVIE!!!" well that's horsesh*t! It does not play like a game and it certainly does not feel like a movie. It's a slideshow that verges on being softcore pr0n. But it isn't that either! It's like some kind of experimental art project. If I just made a bunch of sh*t and put all kinds of filters on it, that would be the same as this miserable pile of f*ck. It would also be the same to go take a sh*t on a piece of toast on top of a roof while wearing a fish mask singing "I'm Too Sexy"!" --Imagine paying $50 for this in 1994, the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties on 3DO
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Post by Trey_Vore on May 3, 2016 13:19:30 GMT -5
Judy: (calling) Nick? Nick? (finds him in a lawn chair ad runs down) Oh Nick Nighthowlers aren't wolves they're toxic flowers! I think someone is targeting predators on purpose and making them go savage!
Nick: Wow... isn't that interesting... (gets up and walks through the tunnel)
Judy: Wait... wait... I know you'll never forgive me and I don't blame you, I wouldn't forgive me either. I was ignorant, irresponsible and small-minded. The predators shouldn't suffer because of my mistakes. I have to fix this. But I can't do it without you. And afterwards, you can hate me and that'll be fine because I was a horrible friend and I hurt you and you can walk away knowing that you were right all along! I really am just a dumb bunny!
*beat*
*rewinding noises* "I really am just a dumb bunny!" (Nick holds up Judy's recorder pen and hits the rewind button) "I really am just a dumb bunny!"
Nick: Don't worry Carrots... I'll let you erase it... in 48 hours. (Judy sniffs) Alright get in here... Okay oh you bunnies you're so emotional. There we go deep breath. ...I think you're just trying to steal the pen. (Judy is clearly making a pass at it) Is that what this is? You are standing on my tail though ow ow ow ow ow...
Judy: Oh sorry... --Award bait much?, Zootopia
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