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Post by Trey_Vore on Jun 29, 2019 11:01:09 GMT -5
"You never know what you're supposed to do! You'll come to an apparent dead end, only to realize later that you have to get this cloud to move. It'll only move after the beehive is destroyed, and the only way to do that, is to get the skeleton power-up and use it to shoot a fireball at it! That's the kind of sh*t that would never make sense in any other context. Try saying that to someone in a sentence! "To get a cloud to move, I had to get a skeleton to shoot a fireball at a beehive!" When did that ever happen in the movie? And we're talking about a movie that's batsh*t insane!" --Random but it was funny, the Angry Video Game Nerd's video on Beetlejuice on NES
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Post by Trey_Vore on Jul 15, 2019 8:03:27 GMT -5
(One night, Peggy and Bobby are washing the dishes when they see Bill reclining on the patio) Bobby: Mom, why’s Mr. Dauterive sitting out there in the dark? Peggy: *calls out* Hank! Bill’s on the patio again! Hank: (offscreen) I’m on it! (Hank goes outside to talk to Bill) Hank: What’s going on Bill? Bill: I don’t know what I’m gonna do! I tried what Boomhauer said but she still won’t leave me! I guess we’re getting married… Hank: Bill, this is ridiculous. You can’t spend the rest of your life with someone just because you’re afraid to be honest with them. Bill: But… honesty’s hard! Hank: I know, but it’s the right thing to do. (Karen Stroup appears) Karen: There you are sweetie! I thought you went to get us ice cream! (beat) Bill: No, Karen… the ice cream was a lie… sit down, we need to talk. Hank: Now? Oh God… *goes inside* (Hank goes into the kitchen) Bobby: What’s going on out there Dad? Hank: Mr. Dauterive and Reverend Stroup are breaking up… on my patio. Peggy: Really? Bobby, dry slower. Hank: Peggy, we can’t watch this… Peggy: Hank, we have to. When good people fail to watch, bad things happen. *Karen is heard screaming* Peggy: Huh… I pegged her for a crier, not a screamer. Bobby: Should I be seeing this? I feel like I’m growing up too fast. Hank: Dang it, don’t stomp on the grass, I just re-seeded that section w…wait, she’s… *CRASH!!* Peggy/Bobby: Whoa! Hank: …I think she saw us, duck! *Hank, Peggy and Bobby all hit the deck* --Commit, or I'll f**king kill you!, "Passion of the Dauterive", King of the Hill
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Post by Trey_Vore on Jul 22, 2019 12:04:03 GMT -5
(After an angry outburst on Problem Fixy Day, UniKitty looks down at herself in the moat) UniKitty: How am I supposed to help anybody when I have all this anger inside? (Her reflection turns to Angry Kitty) Reflection: But anger is good for you! UniKitty: No, it's not. Reflection: Yes, it is. UniKitty: Nuh-uh! Reflection: Yuh-huh. UniKitty: No! Reflection: Yeah. UniKitty: No! (attacks the water) --At that point, I realized I just kicked my own ass, "Fire and Nice", UniKitty!
UniKitty: I wish I could just get rid of you! Reflection: You can't. I'm a part of who you are. UniKitty: But maybe you don't have to be. *leaves* --Take notes, Mulan!, "Fire and Nice", UniKitty!
(After talking to Dr. Fox, they are in her lab) UniKitty: I want my angry side gone for good, doc. Dr. Fox: My emodio visualizer should be able to tune into any unwanted emotions and contain them indefinitely. *puts visualizing helmet on her, and turns the knob* Sad Kitty: Why do I feel like crying forever? *cries* Dr. Fox: Oops! Wrong channel. *turns knob* Bored Kitty: Why is this taking so long? Dr. Fox: Nope, that's your boredom. Lover Kitty: I love you forever! *giggles* Dr. Fox: Aw! Found your love response. Wait, wait. *turns knob* Angry Kitty: *snarls* Dr. Fox: Got her! *hits button, separating UniKitty from her angry side* Anger separation complete! (UniKitty is in a daze, left ear is on fire) Dr. Fox: Incredible! Every ounce of your rage is now trapped inside there! Angry Kitty: *snarls, but fidgets with left ear* UniKitty: I don't feel any anger at all! Woo hoo! Dr. Fox: Aah! Your ear! *sprays her with CO2* Are you okay? UniKitty: (face full of foam) Better than okay. I feel great! Dr. Fox: Fascinating. It seems the emotions are not completely severed. --Well, it is me after all, "Fire and Nice", UniKitty!
Unikitty: I don’t understand! I was trying so hard to be nice to everybody! Dr. Fox: But you weren’t expressing how you really felt! By not releasing your frustration, your rage kept magnifying, then ka-BOOM! Your rage exacted revenge on everyone who made you mad! --Worst thing is, I didn't even get to experience it, "Fire and Nice", UniKitty!
Unikitty: Dr. Fox, we’ve made up! It’s time to put us back together, please! Dr. Fox: I never said I could do that. You’re stuck like this. Unikitty and Angry Kitty: Oh. --Maybe a shot of the castle with some music will work?, "Fire and Nice", UniKitty!
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 22, 2019 20:06:43 GMT -5
(Everyone boards Dr. Fox's giant robot and takes control of certain sections with Unikitty getting the head, Puppycorn the legs, and Hawkodile and Dr. Fox the arms.) Richard: Wait, what am I? Dr. Fox: You're the appendix. It's a part that just sits there...and occasionally explodes. Richard: Why? -- You'd think with what she gets paid she'd think her way around this.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Aug 29, 2019 15:31:00 GMT -5
"Considering how it is from Illumination Entertainment, I do understand why they wanted to try this approach for the storytelling. They've already had experience in telling several plots at the same time in movies that had numerous main characters like Sing. So it wouldn't be hard to imagine that they had the confidence to do the same with Pets." --The job requires a massive ego anyway, AniMat's review of The Secret Life of Pets 2
"Unfortunately though, it doesn't seem to work as well with this one. The problem with the story is that there's little to nothing to connects these plotlines to one another. Sure it all comes together at the climax but for the most part it's like if they took the 3 mini-movies from their DVDs and Blu-Rays and just cut them up, mix the scenes together and sell it as a movie that constantly hops from one plotline to another. But what makes them worse is that the stories are all so boring and predictable, like the outcomes are easy to guess when it presents the whole setup within the first 20 minutes!" --That didn't go so hot, huh?, AniMat's review of The Secret Life of Pets 2
"However, I won't say that everything from these plots is bad. There are some elements that deliver something unique that can make the experience somewhat enjoyable. The Snowball plot brings out the most energy with all the chase scenes and compared the other two gives the best excuse for the narrative to be in a movie along with an unexpected message about circus animal abuse, Gidget's plot has credit for having some of the best jokes of the film along with some good surprises, and Max's plot... well... it has Harrison Ford..." --Beggars can't be choosers, AniMat's review of The Secret Life of Pets 2
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Post by Trey_Vore on Dec 5, 2019 9:14:33 GMT -5
*crowd noises in background* Rodimus: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happiness! ‘Til all are… *scratch* Optimus: Hey everybody! It, It’s me! I'm back! The Prime is back! *laughs* Rodimus: A, Optimus?? But… but you died! I… I saw you die! Optimus: Yeah well, bots die, they get resurrected, it happens, get used to it. So, uh, I’m here to lead my Autobots again, so uh, *opens Rodimus’s chest exposing the Matrix of Leadership* I guess you won’t be needing this anymore. *Optimus and Rodimus now have a hand on both ends of the Matrix* Rodimus: Um, no, this is mine now! I-I’m the leader! Optimus: Oh come on, I mean, did you… did you really think that was going to be permanent, I mean, really I mean, you were just keeping it warm for me that’s all, just… just give it here… just… just just give it here… Rodimus: No! Optimus: Give it… give it here! Rodimus: But I’ve got the Touch! *shing* Optimus: And I’ve got the Axe! Why don’t you invite your little pizza cutter and we’ll see who wins! --How Transformers: the Movie should have ended, www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmp06IRi8PU
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Post by Belchic on Feb 27, 2020 23:09:33 GMT -5
Some quotes from AqualungGameReviews Walkthrough of Balloon Kid:
“Aside from not advancing too quickly dead ahead, you also don’t want to float too high, because some sadistic architect decided to build a ceiling up in the sky! Much of it is incased with spikes, which’ll do you damage to your balloons in this situation. Who the hell would put ceilings up there? Probably the same guy who decided to build the skyscrapers in the city in the background that look like pencils then name the town ‘Pencil-vania’. I’m not even kidding. That’s what they call this ****ing place.”
“And no, your eyes did not deceive you. You just walked inside the mouth of a whale. I guess this is a very thorough search for your brother.”
“Now, I know what you’re thinking: We just entered the whale’s mouth, and now, we’re going out the other side. Umm...are we coming out of the whale’s, uhh...mouth again? What the ****? I guess it spun around. I don’t know.”
“Then, you got some lightning to deal with. Or kinda lightning anyway. You’ll see the flash ahead of time, and then a star, of all things, comes shooting out of the cloud.”
“The final boss is just ahead: a trash can robot. So at this point, you have to ask if the Frank Rizzo story I conjured up is really any more ridiculous than this ****ing robot kidnapping your little brother. Whatever the hell is going on.”
“Then you rescue your brother and release him from the evil balloons, and as if he hasn’t been floating around for long enough, you decide, ‘Hey, let’s go for a balloon ride!’”
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Post by Trey_Vore on Jun 8, 2020 1:30:20 GMT -5
(UniKitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox and Richard are joining Hawkodile in looking for trouble in a dark alley) Hawkodile: We need to stay out of sight and survey for danger. Richard: Do we have to do it behind garbage? Hawkodile: It’s for justice Richard! In fact, get trash on you. Proper disguise essential for staying hidden! *starts stuffing Richard in the garbage* Puppycorn: Free trash! This job is the best! *pigs out* Hawkodile: Gross. *points* Look! A creep in a cloak! (A shadowy figure crosses the street) It’s a member of a secret society! I knew it! *gives chase and drops Richard in the garbage* Richard: Ugh, it’s in my mouth. --Trashy justice served!, "Guardian of the UniKingdom", UniKitty!
Hawkodile: Stop criminal! Bodyguard chase scene! *While in pursuit* This creep’s playing hardball. Time to throw the book at ‘im! *tosses a book at the prep and catches up* Gotcha! Now take me to your secret society you fiend! *rips off the cloak revealing a cake person underneath* Cake person: I’m not part of a secret society! The cloak is just to protect my sensitive frosting! I gotta stay out of the sun! --Did I just hit a special needs person? Awkward, "Guardian of the UniKingdom", UniKitty!
Hawkodile: Oh, uh… carry on then. Cake person: It’s cool. Now excuse me, I’m just gonna head to the hospital! (After he leaves, UniKitty, Puppycorn, Dr. Fox and Richard catch up) UniKitty: See? He was just a l’il sweetie pie! --Cadpig taught us well!, "Guardian of the UniKingdom", UniKitty!
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Post by Trey_Vore on Oct 17, 2020 17:36:11 GMT -5
"Also, this is just a minor nitpick, but I just want to ask, can the dogs not kiss in the same way that people do? Considering that they're meant to be normal dogs and not like anthropomorphic animals, it just looks uncomfortably weird like it's just... eugh..." --Makes you wonder if they licked their butts first, AniMat's review of All Dogs Go To Heaven 2
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Post by Flowgli on Jan 29, 2021 22:06:35 GMT -5
“People have spent almost a decade discussing Chris and his life, studying him as if he was Jeffrey Dahmer. His stories are nowhere near as epic and enduring as something like the Bible, but the way people build him up to be this epic and Forrest Gump-like is something to behold. It’s something to remember for a long time. When I’m a lot older, I know I will tell my children the story about Chris, but not just Chris himself. I will tell the story about what people have done with Sonichu in the world and Christian’s mind. I will tell them about how so many people put thousands of hours of work to make content and input about an autistic manchild. I will tell them about the trolls, and I will tell them about the people that have tried to help Chris. And I will most importantly tell them how they can better themselves to not end up like Christian. This is a tragedy that could have been prevented, and to blame Chris or the trolls is trivial. The blame lands on everyone here. Taking the time to mess with someone is bad, and the same goes for trying to get back at them. There is nothing left we can do for him. Chris is a train wreck crashing in slow-motion. If we end up ignoring him, he will do something bad for attention. If we try and help him, he will push the help away. As I see this train go by, there is nothing left to do but watch it crash.” —sachumo, making his closing statement in Chris Chan Documentary
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Post by Belchic on Feb 28, 2021 19:15:12 GMT -5
“And that turned out to be the most outdated thing I have ever put on a video! Boy was I naive back then! Little did I know that 2020 would turn out to be one of, if not, possibly the most chaotic year of our lives! Seriously! All in one year, we’ve had massive wildfires, giant killer bees, the police unleashing their white supremacy onto the people they’re supposed to protect, the public obsessed over a lunatic on Netflix, and worst of all, a deadly pandemic that conquered the world and put many people’s lives to an immediate halt that is mainly fueled by incompetent republican politicians and psychotic conspiracy theories that would rather die than put a piece of cloth on their face! You can see why a lot of people hate this year!”
Yeah, that’s 2020 in a nutshell. - AniMatt’s Top 5 Best and Worst Animated Films of 2020.
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Post by Trey_Vore on Feb 28, 2021 22:12:11 GMT -5
“So now let’s get down to the nitty and the gritty of what Dr. Egg does, so he does have electronics in him he has voice clips, and the first thing you’re going to need is batteries! And this guy uses a very specific type of battery and it’s this: now it looks like a regular double A battery doesn’t it? No, it’s not, um, double A batteries do not work in this guy. You need to get this specific kind, it’s, if you can focus there, it’s an LS 14500 battery. This is the kind of battery you need. And these are not cheap by the way, the cheapest I found these on Amazon was a five-pack for $30!"
Caption reads: NOTE: These batteries are not rechargeable!!! --And that's $175 on top of that, EmGo's review of X-Transbots Dr. Egg
“Now one more thing to talk about, a very important thing to talk about, is uh, this feature right here. Um, it does have…
“I’ve done it! He lives again!”
“Shush. There is a recharging port here. Um, they don’t give you the cord for it, you have to supply your own charging cable, um, but as you can see, I mean, this is pretty much majority of cell phone chargers, you can just use your own cell phone charger, to uh charge the batteries, but here is one very, very, very important word of caution: do not, I repeat, DO NOT recharge batteries that are not rechargeable! Um, apparently someone did that, they put non-rechargeable batteries and this and then tried to charge it, and this thing exploded! I mean literally, this exploded, he ended up with a scrambled egg! *rimshot* But seriously, the thing exploded, there were shrapnel in the wall, I don’t know if he was in the room when that happened, I pray to God he wasn’t because he probably would have gotten really hurt, but yeah do not charge this if there are not rechargeable batteries in this thing! Only recharge rechargeable batteries, that seems like common sense, seems like it goes without saying, but that warning needs to be put out there because obviously somebody did it!" --You paid over $200 for a freaking shrapnel bomb!?, EmGo's review of X-Transbots Dr. Egg
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Post by Belchic on May 6, 2021 16:18:07 GMT -5
“Where’s Waldo? was a book series released in 1987 under a book of the same name. It’s actually called “Where’s Wally?” in its native United Kingdom but was changed to Waldo for its North American release. I guess because Wally wasn’t regional enough, and since there are so many people named Waldo on this side of the pond, we just rolled with it. Either way, the main purpose of the book is to find Waldo amongst a major crowd of people and other such sh*t on each page. This would obviously not fly in the COVID-19 era. There’s no six-foot-distancing apart here.” - From Aqualunggamereviews “Where’s Waldo?” on NES review.
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Post by Belchic on Nov 6, 2021 13:48:22 GMT -5
“Okay, everyone. It’s 2:30, which means it’s time for dinner, because apparently on Thanksgiving, 2:30 is dinner time for some reason.” - Lois Griffin from a Family Guy Thanksgiving special
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Post by Flowgli on Dec 21, 2021 12:22:36 GMT -5
“When a person is your age, Wallace, what you want is all that matters. But when you’re my age, you know that the only thing that ought to matter is what’s right…and you’re stuck with it.” —Widow Gertrude Mutterance, Christmas Snow
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