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Post by monkey on Jul 4, 2006 16:42:05 GMT -5
Hammy: Want to help me find my nuts? RJ: Very tempting Hammy, very tempting
Hammy: I found my nuts! - Over The Hedge
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Post by ripsta on Jul 5, 2006 1:04:16 GMT -5
Snake: Omg hotness I wanna bang you!
-Metal Gear Awesome
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Post by monkey on Jul 5, 2006 4:44:58 GMT -5
Hammy: *after laughing out loud, covers his mouth* was that out loud?
Porcupine Kid: *whilst driving the van* this is just like Auto Homicide 3!
Heather: *regarding Verne* you're just a.....whatever! *crosses her arms* - Over the Hedge
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 13, 2006 2:32:16 GMT -5
Belchic might get this quote
Mojo Jojo: *breaks into the bank* I want to hold your cash!
Teller: Too late, somebody beat you too it. *points towards a ladder*
Mojo Jojo: *climbs it and notices a note posted on the ceiling, a magnefying lends under it, the note reads "This is a stick up"* Who did this? Who could have thought of such an ingenious.... *he spots a female chimp holding a banana at a bank teller like if it was a gun, Mojo starts to fall in love, he brings the female chimp over to the rest of the Beat Alls* Guys, I want you to meet Moko Jono, she's a performance criminal and I think she could really help the band out. *Moko screeches* *in a loving voice* I love you too.
HIM: *smacks claw against his forehead* Oh no!
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Chun Li: Bison I'll make you pay for what you did to my father!
Cammy: Bison I'll make you pay for what you did to my family!
M.Bison: What is it with you women and your fathers?? I killed my father and you don't see me upset about it!
- Street Fighter the animated series
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Dr. Mephisto: Chef I called you here to see my greatest experiment, I've cloned the Spice Girls!
Chef: Why the hell did you do that for?!
Dr. Mephisto: Somebody switched my normal coffee creamer with crack cocaine *the tubes shatter* Good god! They got loose!
--- From the web comic Mr.T vs the Spicegirls 2
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 13, 2006 8:27:32 GMT -5
From MTV2's new animated show Where My Dogs At?
Lindsey Lohen: So who are you engaged to this week Nichole? Nichole Richie: Well I haven't meet him yet but my publicist says he's great.
Woof: It's Nichole Richie, she used to be on the Simple Life...and heroin. Buddy: Yeah, she's so dumb she made Paris Hilton look smart.
(Directly to Russel Crowe) Buddy: You're not my master, or my commander!
Woof: 50 Cent is gangsta. Buddy: Too bad that gangster is Big P*ssy.
Woof: It's Angela Jolie. Buddy: She's adopt anything with a pulse...try and look cute.
"In the not too distant future, way down in Deep 13..."
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Post by monkey on Jul 13, 2006 16:36:49 GMT -5
Jack Sparrow: Why's the rum gone?
Barbossa: Why thank you Jack Jack Sparrow: You're welcome? Barbossa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner.....cause you're in one - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 13, 2006 16:46:15 GMT -5
Owl: O rly?!
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Post by monkey on Jul 13, 2006 17:02:39 GMT -5
Timon: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
Timon: *singing* Are you achin? Pumbaa: Yup-yup-yup Timon: For some bacon? Pumbaa: Yup-yup-yup Timon: He's a big pig Pumbaa: Yup-yup Timon: You can be a big pig too, oi! - The Lion King
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Post by Belchic on Jul 14, 2006 0:07:40 GMT -5
Gex: My name is Kane...I seek water. -Gex 64
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Post by Belchic on Jul 14, 2006 0:09:15 GMT -5
From the Mortal Kombat movie:
Sonya: A bunch of people are going to come onto a leaky boat and save the world. Raiden: Exactly.
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Post by Belchic on Jul 14, 2006 0:41:07 GMT -5
"Outrageous as it may seem, my fast intilect has been beaten by your badly-decomposed brain!" -Jack of the Green from "MediEvil"
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Post by monkey on Jul 14, 2006 1:31:07 GMT -5
Louis Lane: But millions of people will die Lex Luthor: Billions! Yet again, the press underestimates me
Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father used to say to me? Kitty: You're always loosing your hair? - Superman Returns
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Post by monkey on Jul 15, 2006 4:14:20 GMT -5
Jester: Don't be a bad girl, Mary, or you can expect a spankin' from Dad-dy later! Jester's gonna spank your butt. Spank you on you bu-utt! - Devil May Cry 3
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[an alien bug is crawling inside Block's leg] Dr. Allison Reed: What are you gonna do? Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate. Harry Block: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg. Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete. Nurse Tate: Doctor, look! Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles. Harry Block: Take it! Take it! Take the leg! - Evolution
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Post by Belchic on Jul 18, 2006 20:15:10 GMT -5
This is from a Celebrity Jeopardy parody:
"You wagered Uranus. Well, guess what. You just lost it! We only have eight planets! Way to go, Zeus! Way to go."
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 19, 2006 3:04:31 GMT -5
Kano: Ello baby, did ya miss me?
Sonya: Isn't that the knife you used on your mother?
Kano: nope *looking at it* It did look better in yer old partner *throws it at Sonya*
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