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Post by monkey on Jul 19, 2006 3:54:03 GMT -5
Um, TT, where's that from? Movies? Animated series? Games?
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Floop: *regarding the robot army of children* We've got to reprogram before it's too late Carmen: And if it is? Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them
Carmen: Is it too late? Floop: *pushes button and "Too Late" appears on the screen* It's too late - Spy Kids
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Post by Two-Tone on Jul 19, 2006 14:25:31 GMT -5
the first mk movie
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Post by monkey on Jul 19, 2006 16:18:17 GMT -5
Is that Anihalation(sp?)?
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Post by monkey on Jul 22, 2006 1:49:37 GMT -5
"Did you fall from Heaven? Cause that would explain what happened to your face" - A real bad pick-up line, no seriously, someone sent that to Rove on Rove Live (Australian/New Zealand show) as one of their pick-up lines
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Post by RaceFanX on Jul 26, 2006 8:20:21 GMT -5
The opening of one of my favorite shows...
"Diasters don't just happen, they are trigged by a series of critical events. Join us now as we unravel the clues and count down the final... :Seconds from Diaster"
Tuesdays at 5 PM, 9 PM, and Midnight on the National Geographic Channel.
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Post by monkey on Jul 27, 2006 5:33:49 GMT -5
Titans: *heading to where they think Mount Olympus is* Zeus! Zeus! Hades: uh guys? Mount Olympus would be that way *points to behind him where Mount Olympus is seen*
Zeus: I need more thunderbolts! Hermes: Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured *is captured by Pain and Panic* I've been captured!
Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god? Pain: *sounds assertive at first* I do not... know - Hercules
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Post by Belchic on Jul 27, 2006 19:42:32 GMT -5
Ludwig Von Drake: Lavender blue, dilly dilly dilly dilly!
^I actually made that up, he didn't really say that!
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Post by Belchic on Jul 27, 2006 19:42:50 GMT -5
Ryan Styles: I'M SPARTICUS!
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Post by monkey on Jul 28, 2006 2:31:15 GMT -5
Jack Sparrow: *wakes up to see Elizabeth and huge fire* No, no, no! Stop! You're burning all the food! The shade!....The rum! Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone Jack Sparrow: Why's the rum gone? Elizabeth: One, because it is a foul drink that turns even the most respectable of men into complete scoundrels, and two, that signal is over a thousand feet tall, the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it? Jack Sparrow: *after a very quick pause* But why's the rum gone?
Pintel: You're suppose to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not? *checks self* oh *turns around to leave, but more pirates arrive*
Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately
Jack Sparrow: Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur, *dog slinks away* Jack Sparrow: No no no no no no no I didn't mean, I didn...
*as they are attempting to commandeer The Interceptor* Jack Sparrow: Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship. Will Turner: *lunges with his sword* AYE! AVAST! *Jack stares at him as all the British sailors burst out laughing*
*Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs* Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot! *realizes it's Jack* Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it. *Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs* Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake! Will Turner: That was for the smell. - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
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Post by monkey on Jul 28, 2006 22:23:16 GMT -5
Gibbs: Come on! Lift it! Lift it like a lady's skirt!
Gibbs: Come on! Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!
Jack Sparrow: Where's that monkey? I want something to shoot!
Will Turner: I challenge....Davy Jones! Davy Jones: I accept
Davy Jones: Summon the Krakken!
Jack Sparrow: This is a jar of dirt, and guess what's in it.....dirt - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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Post by Thunder on Jul 30, 2006 3:24:32 GMT -5
I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
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Post by monkey on Aug 4, 2006 2:19:03 GMT -5
Yao: *regarding Shang* I'll get that arrow pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on - Mulan
Blade: Where the hell are we? Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?
Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent? Blade: Do I look like your secretary?
Johnny Cage: I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school - Mortal Kombat
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Post by Two-Tone on Aug 4, 2006 2:26:24 GMT -5
Resident Evil 2
Leon: Ben! What the hell happened??
Ben: *sitting on the floor* d**n! I shoulda gotten the whole story..........
Ada: *rushes in* what happened??
Ben: *coughs* Chief Irons..................... co conspirator.......... *hands Leon a few letters adressed to Chief Irons* Go, get that scumbag.................... make him pay. *gets up then grasps his chest* no! argh! chest on fire! *larve suddenly bursts out of Ben's chest killing him and scurries off*
Ada: What the hell was that??
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Post by monkey on Aug 4, 2006 2:31:55 GMT -5
Kane may hate me for this here.....
Merchant: What're ya buying?
Merchant: What're ya sellin?
Merchant: Welcome stranger
Merchant: Not enough cash...stranger
Merchant: Ah, I'll but it at a high price
Merchant: *laughs* Thank you
Merchant: Come back anytime - Resident Evil 4
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Post by ripsta on Aug 4, 2006 3:28:49 GMT -5
Lol, nice ones Drake and TT.
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