OLD STUFF
Cadpig: Two-Tone what's it like having a butt that big?
Two-Tone: It's great when I'm not too busy keeping the guys off...
Cadpig: Lucky, would you be so kind as to hand me that paper:
Lucky: Sure...why?
Cadpig: Let's just say a girl's gotta do her business
Lucky: And that's how me and Cadpig did it...
Cadpig: Yeah it was heaven...
Rolly: Man...but how's that going to help me and Spot?
Spot: Yeah I mean...isnt that cross breeding?
Rolly: There are always tough locks that need to be broken. But I dont waste my time on hair pins or needles or stuff like that. I use.....The Lock Pick Chick.
Rolly: The Lock Pick Chick unlocks doors, cabinets, lockers even the heavy duty chain locks. So why waste your time trying to find the right spot in that lock? Just call 1-800-555-UNLOCK. That's 1-800-555-UNLOCK The Lock Pick Chick; get your locks opened today!
Annoucner: *talking fast* TheLockPickisonlyacartoonandcannotandwillnotbesenttoanyone'shouse.Ifyouneeddoorsoranythingelseunlockedyou'llhavetodoittheoldfashionedwaywithaneedlesorahairpinorahangerwhatever.
Cadpig: What makes you think Two-Tone will ask you to the Fall Ball this year?
Lucky: Because last year's Fall Ball was "magical" for the both of us.
Spot: I'll bet...
Perdy: Pongo, why isnt it coming out?
Pongo: I think...just maybe...quite possibly it's still tired from 2 minutes ago...
Perdy: No...you might have to see a doctor about that...
Pongo:....
Pups and Spot: *watching a pr0no*
Lucky: WOW! Did you see what Ms. September just did?! I didnt know girls could do that?
Rolly: Yeah, and they're about to go at it again.
Cadpig: I didnt know that something like this could be so...interesting
Spot: * cross-eyed and still in shock* Eh blah eh bleh?
Two-Tone: Milk's got the energy that you need for strong teeth and healthy bones. They say it's not for dogs but I think that I've proven them wrong. *shiny smile*
Got Milk?
Cadpig: An interview? Right now? Well ok...It all started when I was born...I was a young pup, ambitious and ready to face the world...
And Now the 101 Dalmatians as you never seen them before! XXX!
Lucky, Rolly, and Spot: *eyes widen*
Cadpig: *gasps and speaks to herself.* They said they were going to make that Pay Per View!
Lucky: Cadpig?
Rolly: I never knew she could...
Spot: Wow....
Lucky: I WISH I HAD SOMEBODY UP IN HEA! DONT ANYBODY KNOW HOW GOOD THE LORD HAS BEEN TO YA?! IF YOU'RE READY FOR SALVATION THEN JUST CALL OUT TO HIM RIGHT NOW...SAY "LORD!"
Pups: LORD! *chords play*
Lucky: "I'M READY!"
Pups: I'M READY! *Chords play*
Lucky: TO GIVE MY LIFE TO YOU!
Pups: TO GIVE MY LIFE TO YOU! *Chords play*
Lucky: AND PUT ALL SINFUL THINGS AT REST!
Pups: AND PUT ALL SINFUL THINGS AT REST! *Chords play*
Lucky: LORD!
Pups: LORD! *Chords play*
Lucky: I'M READY!
Pups: I'M READY! *Chords play*
Lucky: *more intense and in a sing-song voice* I'M READY!
Pups: I'M READY! *Chords play*
Lucky: I'M READYYAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Chords play*
Pups: *cheering*
Cadpig: PREACH IT PREACHA!
Two-Tone: *watching the dust fly up from the dropped utensils* OH NO! DUST! IT'LL RUIN MY FUR! *Runs away*
*As Lucky flies R. Kelly sings*
R. Kelly: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about every night and day...spread my wings and fly away...
*R. Kelly is still singing*
R. Kelly: I believe I can soar....I see me runnin' through that open door...I believe I can fly...I believe I can....*records cuts off as Lucky crashes* d**n...
Lucky: *dizzy* I believe...I can fly....and touch the sky...every night and day.... spread my wings and...*faints*
*Lucky's using the bathroom*
Rolly: How's it going Luck?
Lucky: Not good...it still burns when I....ya know...
Cadpig: I told you that messin around with prostitutes would screw you up.
Rolly: I've been in this jungle for 6 months... so long without food...I just might not make it...this may be...the end...
*Cadpig Lucky and Spot can be seen in the corner of the picture*
Cadpig: You've only been out here for 2 minutes.
Cadpig: And you expect us to believe you went all the way around the world and fed all the homeless people in the world, in a golf cart, while sipping tea and playing chess with the Queen of England all in 2 mintues.
Lucky: You forgot about the part on how I won the SuperBowl for the Patriots but other than that...yeah.
Cadpig: Duh...I like dah coloryful pieces of little paper be with color...
Lucky: *sigh* Cadpig is still high...
Spot: I told her not to smoke that bong.
Lucky: Hey yo wassup dogg?
Rolly: Uhhh yeah...sup
Cadpig: Hmmmf! Well then take a peek at this!
Lucky: Ummm wow...Cadpig...I never knew
Lucky: Lemme tell you all the things I wanna do to you...*whispers in her ear*
Cadpig: Oh! Wow...Lucky...that sounds quite interesting
Rolly: Ohhhh....so exhausted
Cadpig: Shhh. It's ok Rolly...we're here for you
Lucky: Man, I had no idea fat was this soft.
Lucky: Yeah dogg, you ready to throw down some tracks on dis joint peace?
Lucky Rolly and Cadpig: *gasp*
ET: Am I...home?
Lucky: Heh he he...I bet you cant guess what I'm doing...
Lucky: That...that has to be the biggest steak I've ever seen in my life!