Okay, the wait is over! Here's Trey_Vore's request! These are a set of screenshot captions based on his favorite running gags of mine!
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Lucky: Hey, Two-Tone? You realize that you are bigger than me, right? I mean, you look bulky, so I assume you're bigger than me, which means that you weigh more than me and are quite strong...
Two-Tone: Lucky, what are you trying to say?
Lucky: Can I have a piggyback ride?
Two-Tone: *smiles* Of course, you can!
Lucky: Great! *jumps onto Two-Tone's back*
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Lucky: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Two-Tone, I do love being on top of you, but I'm not THAT kind of guy!
Two-Tone: *from below* Hehehe, I thought maybe you'd enjoy a little tickle.
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Lucky: Boy, look at that sunrise.
Rolly: That sure is something to look at in the morning.
Cadpig: Yeah, I know. It's just spectacu-*stomach growls*...lar. *laughs nervously* I guess my stomach says it's time for breakfast.
Rolly: My stomach's thinking the same thing!
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Cadpig: Check me out! I'm so strong I can lift eggs that are bigger than me!
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Rolly: Do you think she'll ever find out that we vomitted in her slop?
Lucky: I wonder why we vomitted anyway.
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Pug: Attention! I am in charge here...
*Two-Tone decks Pug.*
Two-Tone: I think you've been in enough episodes, Pug! It's time I got another episode!
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Mooch: Guys, this is Two-Tone, our newest gang member.
Wizzer: That's just what we need, a girl!
Dipstick: Giggidy...giggidy...giggidy!
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Lucky: You ready, guys?
Cadpig: Check.
Rolly: Check.
Lucky: Great, now let's put on our trench coat!
Rolly: Remind me again why we're doing this.
Lucky: We're wearing this trench coat so that we could disguise ourselves as not to be noticed by Pug.
Cadpig: This is such a smart way to sneak out of Bark Brigade classes!
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Cadpig: Rolly, how many puppies has Tic-Tac killed in the time he's been around?
Rolly: OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky: OH NO! I'M DOOMED!!!
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Lucky: OH BOY! I'M SO HUNGRY I CAN EAT AN OCTOROT!
Cadpig: That one's been done before, Lucky.
Lucky: Well, I'm trying to come up with better ones. How about a kiss for good luck?
Cadpig: Not even!
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Cadpig: Forget about it, Rolly! I'm never giving you a piggyback ride! With my small size and you're big fat butt, there's no way it could be possible!
Rolly: YOU...ARE A B*TCH! *jumps on top of Cadpig and flattens her*
Lucky: *enters* Rolly, are you making pancakes?
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Lucky: Man, is this Jetix crap ever going to stop?
Rolly: I wish we could do something about it.
Cadpig: There have been so many petitions going on throughout the Internet about taking off Jetix, but they just don't seem to be listening.
Spot: Forget it, guys. Disney only cares about what makes them a lot of money, and they're not going to spend thousands of dollars just to get our show back on Toon Disney or release our show on DVD.
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Cadpig: Hey...*sniff*...something smells like...*sniff, sniff, sniff*...BUTTERED TOAST! I think I'm going to start having that mental meal of mine again!
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Horace: Okay, Jasper, if the world says that you're gay, then let's just see how gay you really are!
Jasper: N-not down there, Horace!!!
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Cadpig: But Mommy, I don't want to ride the pony...I wanta BE the pony!
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Cadpig: Hello, everyone. A lot of you remember that day when I ate Lance. It was dramatic, yes. But you know what? I'm still carrying his remains around in my stomach! What I have with me here is an x-ray. Just to prove to you guys, we're gonna turn this on, so now you will see Lance resting in my tummy. Won't this be fun?
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Cadpig: STOP! What is all this arguing about?
Mooch: I want Two-Tone to come back to my gang!
Lucky: I want Two-Tone to be my girlfriend!
Cadpig: Well, violence certainly isn't the answer! Tell you what, I'll try to talk with Two-Tone and see if I can make a compromise.
Mooch: I can't guarantee that both of us will get our way.
Lucky: I don't know, Mooch. Cadpig is pretty incredible.
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There you go, Trey!
